Each Friday Mike Walker calls in with four stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories is false so everyone tries to pick the false one. Here are this week's stories:
Howard took a phone call from a woman who said that she wanted to smell Chris' farts in person but then she said ''..as long as they don't smell as bad as Gary's breath..''. Then Sal the Stockbroker came on and did his ''Horse toothed jackass'' thing. Howard invited the woman down anyway. A short time later Sal and the woman, Mona, showed up. The 45 year old woman actually stuck her head near Chris' as and smelled his farts. Then she took a whiff of Gary's breath. Of course she said that Gary's breath was worse than the farts.
Howard and Andy spent quite a while talking about tons of stuff. Too much to list here. Andy, who sounds very effeminate, claims that he's not gay, he's bi-sexual. Howard teased him about that a bunch of times. Howard thinks he's gay. Andy has 3 kids with 2 different women and he said that the last time he had sex it was with a woman.
They also spoke about the whole rehab thing. Andy said there was an intervention by a friend of his but he did check himself into the rehab center. Apparently he was in the rehab center with Tim Allen and Christian Slater. He didn't hang out with them but they were in the same place.
At one point during the interview Melrose Larry Green called in with a story about Andy. Melrose has known Andy for a long time for some reason. One time Andy told Melrose that he was making a movie. He brought Melrose to an apartment and there was some strange stuff going on with some half dressed women. Andy had Melrose play the part of a voyeur. They didn't really say what happened with that movie though. Melrose asked Howard if he could plug a couple of things but Howard told him ''no'' and hung up on him.
Andy co-starred with the late Phil Hartman on NBC's ''News Radio'' tv show. Howard tried to ask him a couple of things about Phil and his wife Brynn but Andy didn't want to talk about it.
Before Andy left he wanted to do one of the songs he'll be doing at Irving Plaza in New York this Saturday. He had his guitar player come to back him up. No one had any idea what to expect and it was a surprise. Andy sang ''Little Brown Ring'', a song about a sphincter. It was really funny and so gay. After that Howard had Andy come over and sit on his lap for a minute or so. He even tickled Andy while he was on his lap.
Bob just wanted to plug this new movie ''Dirty Work'' which opens on June 12. He has directed other things but this is his first feature film. He directed a film based on the life of his sister who died of some strange disease.
Before Bob left he told Howard what happened with ''America's Funniest Home Videos''. He said that basically he was just sick of watching tapes of people getting hit in the nuts. The producers decided not to continue his contract because they knew that Bob didn't want to continue doing it.