Mike Walker never called in today for some reason. He's missing in action so Stuttering John took over and called in from the office. John had 4 gossip stories from various tabloid magazines. One of the stories was made up by John and Benjy the intern. Here are the 4 stories, try to pick the false one.
After the game Howard and Marty were talking about stuff and the subject of bowling came up. Howard wondered if Marty could even hold a bowling ball with his tiny, short fingers. That led to a challenge from Marty. Howard and Marty were going to bowl against each other to see who was better. Gary said that he'd easily take a bet on Marty winning. Howard never bowls and Marty said he's only played about 1 time in 5 years. That discussion led to more challenges and finally ended up as a triathalon including a 2 mile run, bowling and a basketball game. All of that may happen sometime next week. My only worry is that if Howard loses any one of those things he'll complain about it for a week afterward.
|How many pencils are in a gross?||I could say 24, 12 or 124||N|
|What is the state capital of New York?||Albany||Y|
|Who was the Soviet leader during World War II?||No idea||N|
|What planet has rings around it?||Saturn||Y|
|Who was the inventor of the Polio vaccine?||No idea||N|
|Who was the oldest signer of the declaration of independence?||Ben Franklin||Y|
|Who wrote ''The Ugly Duckling?''||No idea||N|
|Stalin was from what country?||Russia||Y|
|How many great lakes are there?||Four||N|
|What happened on December 7, 1941?||Pearl Harbor||Y|
|Who wrote Tom Sawyer?||Mark Twain||Y|
|Who said ''Give me liberty or give me death''?||uh, John, uh, Adams?||N|
|What did Jonas Salk invent?||Penicillin.. no he did the Polio thing||Y|
|How many U.S. Senators are elected from each state?||It depends on each state||N|
Next up was Brian Austin Green from Beverly Hills 90210. He was stumped by the question ''Should police chases be broadcast on tv?''. He really didn't know how to answer that simple question! Garver also asked him if it's time to forgive O.J. Simpson. Brian said ''yeah'' to that one. The last question for Brian was ''Have you ever pleasured yourself with a vacuum cleaner?''. Brian answered ''No, not with a vacuum cleaner..'' and that was that.
Chad Everett was up next. He was really angry and wasn't in to answering the questions. Gary asked him if he'd work with Woody Allen and if it's time to forgive O.J. He got kind of pissy and eventually walked away.
Richard Dreyfus was a little more fun. He got some of the same questions as above but when he found out that Gary was asking the questions for Howard he made a farting sound into the microphone and walked away. Howard took it as an insult but Jackie thought it was a compliment.