The three finalists then moved on to the talent portion of the game. Philipe was the first up. He was dressed like a construction worker. Howard asked him some personality questions then had him sing a song parody to an Elvis song. Paul was up next. He was dressed like a cowboy. Howard did the personality questions then had him sing ''I Just Can't Find My Glands'' to the tune of ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand''. The final contestant was Gary. Gary was dressed up like a police officer. He answered a couple of personality questions then sang his song ''Teenie Weenie'' to the tune of ''Proud Mary''. They all performed quite well under pressure. After taking a break and tabulating the scores Baba Booey came back with the results. The winner was Paul. Second place when to Philipe and last went to Gary.
After the winner was announced the guy who set everything up, Scott Stein, called in with some good news. All three finalists get to go on the trip! Plus, Howard will be taking all of the guys who were in the contest to Scores for a special party. If you'd like to get in on the porno trip yourself you can call 1-800-995-2583.
|Question||Miss America's Answer||Correct?|
|How many pencils are in a gross?||One hundred forty four||Y|
|Who wrote ''The Ugly Duckling''?||absolutely no idea||N|
|What does ''WWW'' stand for?||I don't know I don't watch wrestling/actually world wide web||Y|
|What's the state capital of New York?||Albany||Y|
|Which is colder the north or the south pole?||Couldn't tell ya||N|
|How many sides are on a pentagon?||Five||Y|
|Who was the Soviet leader during World War 2?||Stalin||Y|
The last question ''Who was the inventor of the Polio vaccine?'' freaked Miss America out so she refused to answer anymore because she felt they could make her look stupid. Good call on her part! Gary was then kicked out of the place.