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For The Week Of 3/9/98 to 3/13/98

-- Friday March 13, 1998 --

Waitress Who Spits In Food Calls In. 3/13/98. 6:40am
A woman called in to tell Howard about how she has spit in people's food in the past. She also said that black people don't tip very well if at all. She said that she was telling this story because people don't believe it can happen to them. After she told Howard that she has spit in people's food he told her that she was a horrible person. Howard warns people not to return food when you're in a restaurant because of people like this. There are a lot of scumbags out there who will hock one in there just because you send it back to get reheated. Howard said that he warned his agent about returning his food while they were at a restaurant in California. If you don't like your food, don't complain. Just get up, pay your bill and get out of the place.
High Pitched Eric Finally Gets Laid! 3/13/98. 7:05am
Benedict Eric.. I mean, High Pitched Eric called in this morning all happy about finally getting laid. He said that his friends hooked him up with some six foot tall, ugly, flat chested chick and he finally got what he's been wanting for many years. Eric said it felt great. He and Daniele are now boyfriend and girlfriend. Howard wants to see just how bad she looks so he invited them down to the studio. Maybe that will happen next week.
Melanie Goode Comes In. 3/13/98. 7:10am
Melanie is the woman who got naked in the bathtub with Howard in his movie Private Parts. She is going to be in Perfect 10 Magazine this summer. The magazine itself is having some third issue premiere next Monday. She and Howard talked about their three days together in that bath tub while they were filming the scene. Melanie said that the first day she was wearing thong underwear while she shot the scene. She was in the tub for 12 hours! That night she realized that the thong had done some damage to her sensitive skin down below. She decided that the next two days she'd be totally naked in the tub. Howard loved those three days. He had her naked in the tub for 3 days! Howard was actually aroused during the shooting of that scene. He said that Director, Betty Thomas had to tell him to calm down. Melanie is proud of her natural C-cup breasts so she'll be showing them off in Perfect 10 magazine this summer. Keep an eye out for that issue.
The Mike Walker Game With Insane Clown Posse and Henry Thomas. 3/13/98. 7:50am
White rap artists, Insane Clown Posse, and Henry Thomas who played Elliott in E.T. The Extraterrestrial came in to play The Mike Walker game. Henry Thomas was plugging a USA Network movie he's in this weekend. The movie is Moby Dick, most of you should be familiar with the story. I believe it airs Sunday and Monday night. Henry didn't get to say much since there was so much going on in the studio. Melanie Goode was still in the studio along with Violent Jay and Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse. These guys have been on the show in the past. Last time they were on they kept bragging about being millionaires. Well, today was no different. These guys love talking about the money they've made. They came in with their clown makeup on and an attitude as big as Rosie O'Donnell's head. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that they wrote a song about Howard. In the song they sing about how Howard and the guys used to be serial killers but Howard went on to be a great success. Now I see what Howard means when he says that people use his name to make money. People will buy their album just because they used his name. Oh well, they eventually got around to the Mike Walker game so here it is:
Mike Walker is the Gossip Editor for The National Enquirer. Each week Mike calls in and tells us 4 stories. One of the stories is false and the other three are true(or so he'd have us believe). Try to pick the false story.
1. Rosie O'Donnell ate 14 chocolate covered fortune cookies in a row at some chinese food festival. She said she wasn't going to stop until she found a fortune she liked.
2. Burt Reynolds thinks that the toupee he wore in Boogie Nights is good luck so he's ordered 3 more just like it.
3. Neve Campbell is trying to kick a 10 year smoking habit by trying hypnosis. She is a little paranoid and worries that the hypnotist will take away her acting ability.
4. While Johnny Depp was filming the first scene for a new movie the director had to stop production until Johnny got his teeth whitened by a dentist. His smoking habit had left quite a mess on his teeth.
Henry Thomas and Violent Jay chose number 3 as the false story. Shaggy 2 Dope and Robin chose number 2. Melanie, Howard, Jackie and Fred all chose number 1 as the false story. The actual false story was number 2. Shaggy and Robin were thinking alike. How scary is that?
After the game Howard spent a little more time with his guests then they left. That wasn't the end of Insane Clown Posse though. After Howard took a break he had a caller on the phone complaining about ICP. They were still there so he had them come back in. He spent another 25 minutes with them while they argued and yelled at callers who didn't like them. There were a couple of callers who did like them though. One woman said she really liked them but when she said she weighed 205 pounds Howard hung up on her.
-- Thursday March 12, 1998 --
Sally, The Woman Who Looks Like Howard. 3/12/98. 7:25am
The other day this woman called in claiming that she looks like Howard. Howard wanted to see how horrible she was so he invited her down to the studio. It turns out that she's uglier than Howard! Howard asked her ''How did you get here, by broom?''. That may explain just how ugly she was. Sally said that she's fine with the way she looks. They mentioned something about her working with mental patients during the interview. I guess they don't care what you look like. She kept saying ''All righty then'' and smiled continuously during the segment. Gary said that she does that with the mental patients and it carries over to her regular life. Howard offered to give Sally a free make over if she wanted it. She didn't commit to it but she may come back in the future and have it done. Before she left she had a song to sing about Howard. It was kind of a folk song about his appearance on the Blockbuster awards. It was quite long although Howard talked all over it while she sang. Hopefully she'll come back for her free make over
Guess Who's The Virgin. 3/12/98. 8:05am
Howard played a quick game with the rest of the gang. He brought in 3 guys, one of them was a virgin. Howard, Robin, Jackie and Fred asked each of the guys some questions to see if they could figure out which one was the virgin. As soon as they walked in Robin said she could tell which one it was. Michael is an intern on the show. Jeff is a friend of Michael's. Cy is just some guy that was brought in. Each guy had a story about how close they came to getting laid. Here's a quick summary of each story:
- Cy - Almost had sex over in Europe but he couldn't get it up for the woman.
- Michael - Almost had sex with a woman but she was too much of a slut for him so he didn't do it.
- Jeff - Almost got laid on New Years Eve by ex-girlfriend.
After they all gave their sad stories Howard, Robin, Jackie and Fred asked a few questions. It turns out that Cy has a live in girlfriend. He said he's gotten oral sex but never intercourse. According to Howard, Jeff was too good looking to be a virgin. Basically the game turned out to be too easy because after the questioning everyone picked Michael as the real virgin and they were right. The other two guys were too good looking and normal to be virgins. It turns out that the whole game was Michael's idea. For a while now everyone on the show is encouraged to contribute to the show and that's how Michael got the game on. He suggested the game and even got the other two guys. Howard told him that next time he should get a couple of dweebs instead. Good idea, poorly executed.
Howard Spanks Regina. 3/12/98. 9:40am
This girl Regina and her sister Nicole showed up unscheduled today. Regina is a 29 year old flight attendant who loves to be spanked by guys. Howard had her come in to see what she looked like. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't great looking either. Once Regina started to tell Howard how she went about being spanked she went from a 6 to a 9. Gary was also in the studio and he agreed with Howard. She had a fantasy about Howard spanking her so he made it come true. Howard had some questions for her to answer. If she got one wrong he would have to spank her. Well she blew a bunch of the answers just so Howard would spank her. He got to spank her a bunch of times and even used a clipboard and a sneaker to paddle her ass. She wasn't even flinching when he was doing it. Gary was in the studio holding the microphone so he got in on the spanking. At one point both he and Howard were spanking her at the same time. She must have a high threshold for pain because Howard said his hand really hurt from doing it and she was still asking for more. A woman calling herself Mistress Lori called in to tell Howard that she's also spanked Regina in the past. She asked Regina if her ''Master'' knows that she's on the Howard Stern show. Regina said that she didn't tell anyone that she was going to be on. I guess Regina is into the whole S-M thing. Before Regina left her sister came in to meed Howard. Nicole is only 19 and she said she's not into any of the spanking stuff her sister is into.
-- Wednesday March 11, 1998 --
Back Stage At The Blockbuster Awards. 3/11/98. 6-7am
Last night Howard won the Blockbuster Award for Best Male Newcomer in film acting. You can read more about that story below and you can see who else won awards by visiting www.blockbuster.com. After the awards show Howard and the gang taped today's show. There were quite a few celebrities hanging around so Howard got a bunch of quick interviews. I've broken the show up into hour long blocks to break it up a bit. The first couple of guests to talk to Howard were Arnold Schwartzenegger and Director/Producer Ivan Reitman. Arnold didn't stay too long but Ivan hung around for quite a while. Actor Anthony Edwards from E.R. was next up. He congratulated Howard and told him that he's a fan of the show. Billy Zane from Titanic also came on for a quick visit. Sara Michelle Gellar from Buffy The Vampire Slayer tv series also came in. That was a surprise since she canceled an appearance she was supposed to make on the radio show a couple of months ago. Olympic figure skater Michelle Kwan was on at the same time as Sara. Michelle is only 17 so when Howard started asking her some lude questions Robin reminded him how young she was. He then turned his questions toward Sara.
Back Stage At The Blockbuster Awards. 3/11/98. 7-8am
Minnie Dryver from Good Will Hunting came on the show and was pretty loose. She talked about her relationship with actor Matt Damon and stuff like that. Jennifer Tilly came on and wasted precious show time complaining about the way Howard talked about her when she walked off the show the last time she was on. She had her own story behind that but I don't think anyone cares. Terry Farrell from Star Trek Deep Space 9 came on to talk about her relationship with Ralph. A few weeks ago Ralph interviewed Terry and jokingly asked her out. Surprisingly she said yes and the two of them have been in contact with each other ever since. They went out just the other night and made out with each other. Terry said that ''..it was awesome and I'll do it again..''. Howard tried to tell her what a dirt bag Ralph really is but she didn't seem to care. No one can believe that Ralph is going out with her. They say that they haven't had sex yet. Ralph told someone that he thinks that might ruin the relationship.
Back Stage At The Blockbuster Awards. 3/11/98. 8-9am
Rodney King, the man who was beaten by some Los Angeles cops, came in to plug his new record label. He's using his settlement money to back a record label. They have one album released so far. The group goes by the name of ''Stranded'' and the album is out now. The band Sugar Ray made a quick visit to congratulate Howard on his award. They also won an award last night. Howard said a quick hello to Weird Al Yankovic. Al was missing his moustache so Howard hardly recognized him. Al was doing a Saturday morning children's show on CBS but it was just canceled so it won't be back next fall. He said that he's working on a new album which is supposed to come out next December. The biggest surprise of the show was when Mariah Carey came on. Howard spent a little bit of time talking to her. It turns out that she's a fan of the E! show. She said she watches it all the time. Howard's been talking about how she seems to like dressing half-naked when she performs. She was a little upset with that but she didn't get really pissed until Howard said that she dresses like a stripper. She started to walk off the show but Howard calmed her down. Before she left Howard told her that he'd like to hang out with her a little bit after the show. A little while later Howard heard that she was actually waiting for him in a different part of the building. He couldn't go because he had to finish the show.
Back Stage At The Blockbuster Awards. 3/11/98. 9-10am
Howard finally met Gary Garver from KLSX. Gary is the guy who goes out and interviews people in Los Angeles. He even had new tape for Howard to play. Gary interviewed Ving Raimes, Robert Duvall, Jeff Goldblum and Kim Basinger. He managed to piss off all of them. After Howard played that tape he played some tape from the awards show. There was some tape that Howard hadn't seen or heard yet. He played Robert Duvall accepting his award and mentioning Howard's name. He also played the tape of when Heather Locklear presented the award. A couple of other people made mention of Howard's hijinks during the show. Chris O'Donnell said something about wanting Heather Locklear on stage with him. Wil Smith and Anthony Edwards had a little reenactment of the Howard and Heather thing too. During all of this Howard was hearing about Mariah Carey waiting for him to come hang out. He had Gary try and talk to her with the wireless microphone in hand. He ended up getting pushed away from Mariah at one point. Then when Mariah heard that Howard wasn't coming up she got up and left. The whole thing was too weird for Gary so he just wanted to get out of there. One last guest came in during the hour. Amber Smith who played the first lesbian in Private Parts came in and hung out for a few minutes. She told a story about how she and the other lesbian in the movie, Janine Lindamuller, hooked up after the movie shoot. She said that they didn't do anything sexual but Janine was interested at the time.
Back Stage At The Blockbuster Awards. 3/11/98. 10-10:20am
For the last 20 minutes of the show Howard was still talking about the Mariah Carey thing. Steve Grillo also made an appearance. Steve left the show about a month ago. He said that he really misses everyone. He's out in California just hanging out until his new Casting Director job starts sometime next month. He told Howard that he's living off the $2000 that he gave him as a gift. What a show this was! Howard should have some interesting stories to tell tomorrow.
-- Tuesday March 10, 1998 --
SPECIAL REPORT - The BLOCKBUSTER AWARDS. 3/10/98. 9:40pm
Howard WINS Favorite Newcomer! The 4th annual Blockbuster Awards show was carried live on UPN from 8 to 10 this evening. Howard was up for Newcomer Of The Year and WON!!! Wooo Hooo! The presenter for the award was Heather Locklear. When Howard went up to accept the award he gave Ivan Reitman and Robin each a hug. He then got up on stage and pulled out his crumpled piece of paper which was supposed to be his speech. Then, as expected, he did something crazy. Howard said ''I don't know how much time is left in the show, but I'd like to take my allotted time and make out with Heather Locklear''. He then walked over to her and started to kiss her. The next thing you know he's lying on the floor just about dry humping her! It was great. The audience was going nuts. He then got up, helped Heather up and walked back to the microphone. He finished his acceptance by saying ''also ..people have been wondering who is the father of Jodi Foster's baby... It's Me!''. It was the highlight of the show for sure. Later in the show Wil Smith tackled Anthony Edwards just like Howard did to Heather. Edwards said to Smith ''I've always wanted to be your Heather Locklear!'' Smith had just won an award. The end of the show came with Howard making out with Jann Carl from Entertainment Tonight.
The award was presented around 9:30 or so. Before that Howard was mentioned in the opening credits and got some of the loudest applause out of about 25 celebrities mentioned. Howard was also one of the first audience shots to pop up. He was sitting right next to his new buddy Robert Duvall and Robin was on his other side.
Tune in tomorrow because Howard is taping the show from backstage at the show. It should be full of celebrities.
The Best Of Stern. 3/10/98.
Howard flew out to California to appear at the Blockbuster awards show tonight. The show airs live on UPN in some areas. Check your local listings to see if it's being shown in your area. Tomorrow's radio show will be taped this evening from backstage at the Blockbuster awards. Howard returns live on Thursday. Here are today's featured 'Best Of' bits:
- Mama Lookaboobooday returns after 3 years.
- Gay guys Bob, Mark and P.J. from the Gay Games visit.
- Stern show sounds trivia.
- Mark Harris history.
- Kurt Waldheim Jr. and 'Guess Who's The Jew' game.
- An angry Indian woman calls in about a dot head remark Howard made.
- Howard's childhood bully, Johnny Mendolla, calls in.
- Howard tries to call Princess Diana at her hotel room in New York.
- Nancy the receptionist yells at a woman on the phone.
- Howard calls Sammy Davis Jr. and gets him out of the bath tub.
-- Monday March 9, 1998 --
New Station Added - Portland, Oregon KUFO 101.1! 3/9/98. 6:05am
The latest addition to the Stern family of radio stations is KUFO 101.1 in Portland, Oregon. Howard said that he's been telling his agent that he wanted to be in that market and his wish came true. He wants to kick Mark and Brian's asses once again like he's done in Los Angeles. Howard said that there will be a bunch of new stations coming on board within the next month or so.
The Mile High Club Airline. 3/9/98. 7:20am
Howard talked to this guy Jerry Truedell who runs a very special airline service. It's dedicated to people who want to become a member of ''the mile high club''. People can take this flight and have sex while flying around for no good reason instead of doing it in a tiny bathroom on a commercial airline. One of the most interesting parts of this whole thing is that you don't need a spouse to have a good time. They've added strippers to the menu for the flights. You can have the strippers instead of your wife. Howard spoke to a couple of the strippers since they were there with Jerry. Right now he's using a Lear Jet for the flights but he said he'd like to move to something larger. If you're interested you can contact them at this number 888-810-1252 or 212-714-7077. One of the strippers mentioned a web site but I haven't checked it out myself. The address was www.wildkiss.com
Gary's Appearance On Collector Show. 3/9/98. 7:55am
Gary made an appearance on some collector show on the F/X cable channel the other day. He was showing off some of the cartoon cels that he collects. Howard knew that Gary was going on the show so he told Gary to have someone draw up a cel that featured Donald Duck wearing a Nazi Swastika dragging a Jew into an oven. He was supposed to bring that fake cel on the show and tell them it was his favorite to see how they would react. He didn't quite do it that way though. Howard played the tape of it and Gary actually said it was a disturbing piece of art. The host of the show hardly reacted to the Nazi theme. Gary said that after the shoot he kept the lie going because he didn't know what to do. They were asking questions about it and he just made up answers as they went along. Gary said the show is running again tonight on F/X. Don't count on finding it on your cable system though.
NY State Senator Michael Balboni Calls In. 3/9/98. 8:40am
Howard talked to this Senator about the toll situation in New York and New Jersey. Howard was complaining about the tolls in New York last week and this guy has already tried to get some relief for the commuters. Senator Balboni is trying to get a bill passed that would ban tolls on certain holidays. He only mentioned about 5 or 6 holidays though. Howard thinks that the tolls should be done away with completely. There are only a few states left that actually collect tolls for road maintenance. Howard said it took him 2 ½ hours to go about 20 miles home to Long Island last week. An hour of that was spent waiting to get through a toll booth. I'm sure most of you don't care about Howard's commute but the show was so slow today I had to write about something.
Robin Spotted At Strip Club. 3/9/98. 9:30am
A listener called in today claiming that he saw Robin hanging out at a strip club last Friday. Robin confirmed it but she was just there visiting the owner of the place. She somehow hooked up with the owner of the club, Wild Bill's, and just dropped in while she was out on the town last week. The guy on the phone said that Robin was drinking quite a bit and wearing leather. Robin said she was drinking water and she wasn't wearing leather. Robin was there with her boyfriend Mr. X, she wasn't there to slip money into stripper's g-string's.