Mike calls in each week with 4 stories. 3 of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column, one is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this weeks 4 stories:
After the game Jenna hung around for a few more minutes. Jenna told Howard she lost her weight because some gossip rag said she was fat. She also said that she's filming a new porn flick and it'll be all female sex. She hasn't done any movies in about a year so this is somewhat of a comeback for her. She said she's waiting for a good script to come along before she does sex scenes with guys. She said she'll be coming up with the sex scenes for the all female movie and she wants to do a bondage theme. Howard suggested she do a movie called ''Star Whores'' and Howard could play the part of Obi One-inch Kenobi. Jackie could play the part of Luke Jokewalker. Howard then asked her if she'd ever do any gang bang movies. Jenna said no way to that. They're too weird according to her. Howard couldn't get over how good she looked so he asked her to strip down and show off her new breasts. Jenna is down to 103 pounds so even she admits that her breasts look more ridiculous than ever. Howard said that she looks really great. Howard had her lie down on the couch to see how naturally her breasts would fall. They looked good to him! Jenna said she spent about $10,000 on her plastic surgery. She got a good deal from a friend of her boyfriend's. Howard took some phone calls and one of them was female bodybuilder Nicole Bass. It turns out that the two of them know each other and Jenna really likes Nicole. They sounded like two high school girls on the phone with each other. Howard asked Jenna if she'd ever have lesbian sex with Nicole. Jenna said she loves Nicole but wouldn't really say yes or no to the question. Jenna can be seen in Club magazine each month and has a web site at www.clubjenna.com
Contestant number 1 was Melissa, a 22 year old wearing a bikini top. Howard asked her a few questions like:
Melissa | Beauty | Personality | Talent | Totals |
Daniel Carver | 10 | 10 | 8 | 28 |
Gary Retard | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gay Rich | 5 | 9 | 7 | 21 |
79 |
Contestant number 2 was Janine. She's a 21 year old and was wearing some kind of see through outfit. Some of the personality questions asked were:
Janine | Beauty | Personality | Talent | Totals |
Daniel Carver | 8 | 4 | 6 | 18 |
Gary Retard | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gay Rich | 10 | 9 | 9 | 28 |
76 |
Contestant number 3 was 23 year old virgin Ann Marie. She was wearing a mini skirt and a shawl. Personality questions included:
Ann Marie | Beauty | Personality | Talent | Totals |
Daniel Carver | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gary Retard | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gay Rich | 9 | 7.5 | 8 | 24.5 |
84.5 |
Contestant number 4 was red head Siobhan wearing an ugly dress according to Gay Rich. Some of her personality questions included:
Siobhan | Beauty | Personality | Talent | Totals |
Daniel Carver | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gary Retard | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
Gay Rich | 5 | 9 | 8 | 22 |
82 |
The final contestant was Marni who almost didn't enter the contest. One of the CBS guys talked her into entering it though. Howard asked her a few sex questions but she pled the 5th and didn't give any answers. For the talent portion Marni sang ''Marni The Intern'' to the tune of ''Frosty The Snowman.''
Marni | Beauty | Personality | Talent | Totals |
Daniel Carver | 9 | 8 | 9 | 26 |
Gary Retard | 10 | 10 | 1 | 21 |
Gay Rich | 9 | 6 | 8 | 23 |
70 |
While Gary was tabulating the scores Howard brought in 2 former winners Heather and Deb. He spoke to them for a minute then Gary announced the runners-up and the winner. The winner won a bunch of stuff like: