Question | Cindy Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
How many boroughs are in New York City? | N | Five | Y |
How many planets are in our solar system? | N | Two hundred | N |
How many days in a year? | Y | 365 | Y |
Who wrote ''The Cat In The Hat''? | N | Dr. Seuss | Y |
Is Canada North or South of the United States? | N | North | Y |
Name one brass musical instrument. | N | Guitar | N |
How many donuts are in a bakers dozen? | Y | Twelve | N |
What does CIA stand for? | Y | Commission International Association | N |
Where is the Eiffel Tower? | Y | London | N |
Cindy was down to her bikini by the fourth question. After that Elisa came in and resisted taking her clothes off because her bra was see through. The rest of the crew were also taking clothes off. Gary took his shirt off and Howard said Cindy had a look of disgust on her face when she saw his big fat belly. Jackie said Gary had bigger breasts than Cindy! Howard had his pants off by the 6th question. By the 9th question Robin wanted to stop playing because she had no desire to take her clothes off. Howard decided to end it but it would be a all or nothing question. Everyone answered the same way so everyone would have to strip if they lost. As you can see below, everyone had to strip down to underwear. Not only that but Cindy and Elisa agreed to stand in a pool of water and wet each other's t-shirts down. The biggest news was when Robin pulled her jacket off for a split second and showed her massive chest. She was still wearing a bra but that's the closest anyone will get to seeing Robin naked. All of the guys were impressed with how good Elisa looked and they loved seeing the two of them wetting each other down. After the water thing Howard offered them plugs if they kissed each other. They didn't want to do it but they did say they'd kiss Howard. It sounded like both Cindy and Elisa tongue kissed Howard pretty deep. Howard said he had to pull back. They didn't just do it once either. They ended up kissing a couple of times then had Howard close his eyes to see if he could guess who was kissing him. Howard guessed wrong but who cares? Howard was loving it. This segment is supposed to air next Saturday night on ''The Howard Stern Radio Show'' syndicated show.
After the game Howard spoke to the urinating girls for a couple of minutes then had them go over to the pool of water to wet themselves. They stalled for a few minutes but eventually got around to pissing their pants. Cassidy didn't have a problem wetting herself. KC said you could see the urine dripping into the pool. Desiree never did get around to wetting herself. She was trying hard but it wouldn't come out. Howard had to give up on her after a few minutes. This has become a popular thing for some odd reason. Penthouse magazine features ''golden showers'' as do other porn magazines. It's just weird. Howard took some phone calls from some people who actually enjoy this stuff. There were a couple who called in and said it was just plain dumb. If you are interested in this type of thing check out www.wetset.net
Ralph called in and said Robin's place is nice but you can't sit on anything. Robin said she sits on everything. She said that Ralph is just afraid. Ralph said that Robin told him not to sit on some things. Robin said she never told him not to. Ralph said she has museum quality stuff in there. He said you don't want to touch anything.
Howard said he may have to read this article on the air. Robin said that's trouble. Howard asked Robin about some of the furniture she has and how much it cost. Robin said there were some antiques there. Howard read about more of Robin's stuff and talked about how much of a fortune she must have spent in there. Howard said that's some apartment she has. Ralph said you're afraid to eat because you're afraid of dropping something on the carpet. Robin said that's ridiculous and he had eaten there.
Howard asked Ralph what he thought of the chick he introduced him to yesterday. Ralph said she was cute and had a nice body. He asked about the rain coat she had on. Howard said she was cold. Howard said she took it off later. Howard said they have some TV shows they were pitching and they brought this actress they brought with them. Howard said she was really cute but he had to get away from that. Howard said he went home and pleasured himself thinking about her.
Howard said he and Ralph watched gay porno together. He said it was him, KC and Ralph. Jackie said that's a shocker.
Howard said that chick who came in there with a penis, Gia, had a porno so he watched it with KC and Ralph. Howard said Robin has to see this too. Howard asked Robin if she has anything modern in her apartment. Robin said she does and you can see it right there.
Howard asked Ralph what he was doing last night. Ralph said he just got in from Scores. Howard asked when they're going to do the Chuck Norris bachelor party. Gary said as soon as he says book it he'll do it. Howard told him to book it. Gary said they should be able to do it in a couple of days.
Howard said that he went to a bachelor party with his brother-in-law and he ended up smoking some pot in the car with him.
Howard said he didn't have Jackie back in the room with him during that porno. Howard said he did see Jackie kissing Ralph though. Jackie said he just gave him a little kiss. Howard said he was kissing his neck. Ralph said if Howard wasn't around he would have gone for the mouth. Jackie said he kissed him on the cheek and Howard told him to do it again.
Howard said they were watching Gia with the penis and they watched almost the whole thing. Howard said the girl Gia was with looked like a man but it was an actual woman. Howard said he would like to see Gia perform oral on a man but he was doing a girl. He said it was absurd. KC said that he had a bit of a frank chopper during that movie. He said he felt so disgusted. Howard said he thought he was getting disgusted. Howard said he had his legs spread on the couch.
Howard asked when he got chubbed up. KC said he was torn and wasn't sure what to think. He said it wasn't the full fledged thing but he felt some blood down there. KC said she had some big cans but then you see the thing down there. He said he was disgusted but confused. Howard said he thinks KC is full fledged gay.
Howard said they all went back to talk and then he saw he had that movie. He wanted to see it so they watched it. Howard said they fast forwarded to the Gia part. Howard said she whipped off her dress and it ruined it when she showed she had a penis. Howard said you think she's a chick before that.
KC said he's the only one being honest there about the chubbing up thing. Fred played the ''What a fag!'' clip while he was talking about that. KC laughed. Howard said that's Gay-C.
Howard said he had to go. Ralph told him not to hang up. Howard said Ralph does this to him in his personal life too. He said he won't let him hang up. Howard said he has to go. He hung up and went to break.
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
Who is the Governor of New York State? | N | Patacki | Y |
What does the abbreviation UFO stand for? | N | Unidentified Flying Object | Y |
What does NFL stand for? | Y | I don't know | N |
What do Jewish people wear on their heads? | Y | Kuffies | N |
Who discovered America? | Y | Columbus | Y |
Since the woman was so bad at the game Howard gave her two final chances to win the prize. She finally got the last one correct so she won the trip. After that Howard and the gang bet on the rest of the questions. Here they are:
Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
How many hours are in a day? | Twenty eight | N |
How many minutes are in an hour? | Thirteen | N |
How many elbows do human beings have? | Two | Y |
What religion is a Rabbi? | Catholic | N |
Name one Jewish holiday. | Wha, wha wha, I don't know what the hell you said | N |
What sport does Tiger Woods play? | I don't know.. Golf | Y |
Name one country in Europe. | Australia | N |
How many eggs are in a dozen? | Thirteen | N |
What is the capitol of New York state? | Albany | Y |
How many Musketeers were there? | Thirteen | N |
How many states are in the U.S.A.? | Sixty one, no sixty five | N |
Name one sexually transmitted disease. | AIDS | Y |
Who is Conan O'Brien? | an ex-President | N |
What part of the body does a gynecologist work on? | Pussy | Y |
Who is the host of the Tonight Show? | YOU! | N |
Fill in the blank for this comedy group.. The BLANK Stooges. | Three | Y |
What vegetable is a pickle made from? | I can't answer that question | N |
Howard won $60 from Robin and came out even with everyone else.