Stern Show News Archives.

For The Week Of 11/30/98 to 12/4/98

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-- Friday December 4, 1998 --
• The Gossip Game With Supermodel Roshumba. 12/4/98. 7:30am
  Supermodel Roshumba came in to hang out with Howard for a little while and play Mike Walker's gossip game. Roshumba was the first black model to appear in the ''Sports Illustrated'' swimsuit edition. She's on the cover of ''Time Out New York'' this month and she's appearing in the syndicated TV series ''Mortal Kombat.'' Before getting to the game Howard had to ask Roshumba if she was circumcised. He thought she was from a part of Africa where the cut women's clitoris' off. It turns out she's from Chicago so she's not circumcised. Mike Walker was waiting on the phone so Howard had to get that over with.

  Each week Mike Walker calls in with 4 gossip stories. Three of them are from his National Enquirer column and one is just made up. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:

  1. Actress Calista Flockhart had to bring her dog to the vet because it was looking as anorexic as she does and she didn't want people to think she's starving her dog.
  2. George Michaels wants to bring a Gay Jesus play to London but the play writer won't give Michaels the rights because he doesn't want the gayness exploited.
  3. Jerry Springer got pissed off and yelled at David Letterman because all he wanted to talk about was Jerry's porno star fling. Jerry yelled at Dave and told him to come on his show to talk about his sex life.
  4. Al Pachino recently played doorman for 15 minutes at a hotel just for fun.
  Roshumba and Howard both chose number 2 as the false story. Jackie and Robin picked number 1. The actual false story was number 2.

  Roshumba stuck around so Howard could throw out his barrage of sex questions. She told Howard about how she wanted to be a model from a very early age. She started modeling at 16 and went to Paris at 18. She wasn't willing to tell Howard exactly when she lost her virginity but did say that it was with a black guy. Howard was telling her how he'd love to bang her so hard. She seemed to be having fun but wasn't into the sex talk that much. He asked her what her favorite position was and she wouldn't answer. He told her he likes his women on all fours. He said he'd like to have her on all fours with his checkbook underneath her to keep her excited. She's 6 feet tall with really long legs so Howard told her he'd love to wrap his legs around hers. At one point Howard had Roshumba demonstrate her runway walk for him. He loved that. Before Roshumba left Howard said that she's also an on air personality on VH-1. They don't call them VJ's anymore like they do on MTV.

• Big Black Looking For A Job. 12/4/98. 8:20am
  Howard let Big Black come in for a few minutes this morning so he could beg for a job. Big Black used to work for the phone company a couple years ago but he quit and has been out of work for 2 years. He came in and said he wants to get into the entertainment business in an entry level position like a production assistant or something. He gave out his web site address www.bigblack.com for anyone who has a job to offer him. Eventually some manager called in and said he'd like to interview Big Black for a job as some kind of production assistant but Robin said that she doesn't think he'll even call the guy back. Big Black has been just hanging out taping TV shows for the past couple of years. He said he'd like to keep doing that but I guess he can't afford it anymore. He said he's made about $25 from his web site so that's not going anywhere. Howard took a phone call from Angry Black who just wanted to yell at Big Black. Howard was fed up with it all so he ended the segment.

• Porn Star Houston Plays Dial-A-Date. 12/4/98. 8:45am
  The other day Gary called porn star Houston to find out what she could do on the show. As a goof he asked her if she'd be willing to screw the winner of a Dial-A-Date. She said she would as long as the guy was tested and wore a condom. She didn't have any standards for looks or anything so that led to Howard getting a bunch of guys to come down to the studio yesterday to try out for the game. Howard picked a bunch of guys and had them tested. This morning they had 3 guys all tested and ready to play the game. Houston came in and told Howard about her jail experience. The last time she was on she was heading off to do some time for a DUI charge. She told Howard that she didn't have sex in jail but she does like women so it wasn't out of the question. She said that some women would watch her shower. Houston also said that she's still planning on doing her ''Houston 500'' gang bang sometime in the near future. She's not worried about Spontanious Xtasy's record of 551 because Houston heard that she only did an actual 125 guys 4 times. Houston wants to do 500 different guys. Howard brought in the contestants and introduced them to Houston. Horny Guy #1 was Brian a 39 year old virgin. Horny Guy #2 was Roger the Chinese guy who hasn't gotten laid in 7-8 years. Horny Guy #3 was Taj who's unable to orgasm when with a woman. Howard and Houston asked the guys a bunch of questions to get a feel for their personalities. They asked stuff like what sex position they'd like the best and what do they look for in a woman. The guys didn't have much to say. Howard had each one of them do their best pick up lines on Houston but they were really lame. Howard also had them make the sounds they'd make during sex. Before Houston picked the lucky winner she danced for Howard without any music. After a few minutes of thinking about who she wanted to bang she finally made her choice of Horny Guy #3. #1 and #2 came out to meet Houston then the winner, Taj, came out. Howard said he's not a bad looking guy. He just can't finish his sex act. Taj will be getting laid tomorrow sometime. After that Howard said that Benjy the intern asked Howard if he threw himself in front of a car that he'd be able to touch one of Houston's breasts. Howard said Benjy did that and he came in all bandaged up. Houston showed Benjy her breasts but I don't think he got to touch them. Houston is appearing at Cityscape in Queens, NY tonight and tomorrow. She'll be at Scores in Salem, Oregon from December 9-12. She'll be calling in next week to fill us in on the details of her sex with Taj.

  After the game and a commercial break Houston came back in to talk to Howard a little bit. She wanted Howard to remeasure his penis. The last time she was on in August she ''fluffed'' Howard so he could measure his pecker. Howard measured his best with her at a full 6½ inches. Robin wanted Howard to do it again but he said he ''pleasured himself'' 2 times last night so he didn't think he could get it up again. Howard spoke to Houston about how she got to be so loose sexually. She said she had sex for the first time at 14 and got into the porn business at 18. Other than that there wasn't any good explanation. Howard still wasn't so sure about measuring himself so he went on and did the news for a while.

• Howard's Penis Remeasured. 12/4/98. 10:15am
  Howard finally made his decision to remeasure his penis. Just before going to a commercial break he had Houston come back in to the studio. He was hesitant but Robin and Houston coaxed him into it. Houston really wanted to do it again. During one of the live commercials Howard said ''she's the best'' and said he had no problem getting it up. He said it took 2 seconds and he was aroused. Howard said something that contradicted what happened back in August. He said that the last time he measured 6 inches when Houston measured him but that's not what he said back then. He said he was up to 6½ and I have the proof in my old-news archives (click down to Monday). Today he said that he measured in at just below 6 inches. He said Houston offered to do him right there in the bathroom but he told her no. He could have done it right there but he said he didn't have a condom.. and he's married too.

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  -- Thursday December 3, 1998 --

• Porn Star Houston To Have Sex With A Listener! 12/3/98. 6:15am
  Porn star Houston has agreed to have sex with the winner of a dial-a-date contest. Gary called Houston as a goof to find out if she'd be willing to sleep with a listener and she said she would! Howard played the short snipit of tape a bunch of times throughout the morning. Howard had to decide how to do the contest and finally came up with a plan. Howard put that word out for guys to come down to the studio by 8:30am. They'll pick out a few of the best contestants and play the game tomorrow. Howard said he wants a couple of guys who maybe sound normal but are defective in some way. Like maybe a dwarf or a blind guy, something like that. Houston was on the show back on August 10 of this year. She was planning on doing a gang bang movie where she'd do 500 guys but that woman Spontanious Xtasy beat her to it as we heard yesterday. One guy, Mike the mailman, came in by 7:10 this morning. He wants to be the winner of the dial-a-date tomorrow but he was just loving Robin today. He couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

• Solving The Y2K Bug. 12/3/98. 7:15am
  The whole gang got on the subject of the Year 2000 bug that may affect a lot of computers when their clocks hit the year 2000. Everyone but Howard is paranoid about what will happen when that time hits everywhere around the country. The paranoid ones say that you shouldn't be in an elevator at midnight on January 1, 2000 because you might get stuck in it. Howard told everyone that not all elevators are controlled by computers and those that are won't just freeze in place. The discussion continued even after Howard took a commercial break. Stuttering John said he talked with Howard's buddy, Jeff Schick, from IBM and he said he's staying home that day. Jeff was there at the station so Howard had him come in to talk about this. Jeff wasn't as freaked out as John made it seem. Jeff said that there are still a lot of companies out there who haven't addressed the situation so he's just going to stay home on new years day of 2000. Howard got to talking to Jeff and he found out that Jeff used to be in a band when he was younger. That led to Fred playing guitar while Jeff sang ''War Pigs'' or whatever that Black Sabbath song is. Everyone was really amused by it because Jeff is such a straight guy. When Howard went to another commercial he wanted Jeff to sing again but he refused.

• Vocal Coach Arthur Joseph Calls In. 12/3/98. 8:35am
  Vocal coach Arthur Joseph called in to promote his book The Sound of the Soul : Discovering the Power of Your Voice and his web site at www.vocalawareness.com. He told Howard about a few of his celebrity clients like Pierce Brosnan, Charlton Heston, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwartzenegger. Arthur claims that he has helped people stop stuttering. He can also tell a lot about people just by hearing their voice. He did it for Benjy the intern yesterday and was right about a bunch of stuff. He said that Steve Martin is a very insecure guy and that Roseanne has a lot of rage and anger in her voice. He told Howard that he has a great voice but a short time later he said the same thing about Jackie's voice. Arthur said that he can tell that Jackie just loves being Jackie by hearing his voice.

• Howard Picks Contestants For Houston Contest. 12/3/98. 8:50am
  About 20 guys showed up to enter the Houston dial-a-date contest for tomorrow's show. Howard had to weed out the good contestants to Gary separated them into 3 groups and brought them in. Howard had each guy tell a little bit about themselves so the could decide. They didn't all give their names so it would be hard to describe them all here. After a going through all of the guys they picked like 5 guys that they thought might be good. They all have to have DNA tests before the contest so that Houston doesn't get AIDS. They picked one guy who looked really normal and is a banker. They also picked a really ugly guy who looked like he could be Ratso Sloman's sister. Then there was Brian the 39 year old virgin. I think they also picked Roger the asian guy and a black guy who's never been able to have an orgasm with a woman. We'll find out tomorrow morning who actually gets to play. They might have to throw all of the names into a hat and pick out 3. Tune in to find out who will be the lucky winner!

• Article About Gary's Pets Plus Appearance. 12/3/98. 9:30am
  Some woman wrote an article about Gary's recent appearance at a Pets Plus pet store. That's the same place that I went to and met Gary. Howard read the article on the air this morning. The woman, Margie Peterson, started out writing about the people that showed up at the appearance but ended up writing about how she thinks that watching Howard's E! show is depressing. She doesn't like the way the women are evaluated on the show. She was saying how when Howard and the gang evaluate a woman it's like when a chubby young child is called a whale by classmates. Howard figures she must know that from experience. At one point Captain Janks called in to tell Howard that the woman is fat and ugly. He said he saw her at the Pets Plus and even spoke with her. He said he'd date her but she's fat and ugly. Margie said that Howard ''can be funny'' at times so I guess that's why she keeps watching the E! show. Howard said he'd like to bring her in to evaluate her. I doubt that'll ever happen though.

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  -- Wednesday December 2, 1998 --

• Robin And Gary On MTV Yesterday. 12/2/98. 6:10am
  Howard mentioned that he saw Robin and Gary on Carson Daly's show on MTV yesterday. They were promoting that Lifebeat charity event that was held at Roseland yesterday afternoon. Howard said Robin was very eloquent with her description of some thing she was describing on the show. He said he didn't think the tape would be good for his show since it ''too straight.'' Model Veronica Webb was also on the show with them.

• Gary Owens Calls In. 12/2/98. 6:25am
  Announcer Gary Owens called in because he thought Howard was mad at him for some reason. Yesterday Howard played tape of Gary Garver's interview with Owens and he may have goofed on him a little bit but he wasn't mad at him. Owens was the announcer on ''Laugh In'' back in the late 1960's. He also told Howard that he did the cartoon voice for Space Ghost and Powdered Toast Man on the Ren and Stimpy show. He was doing some jokes in his announcer voice and it was really lame stuff but Howard told Robin that they should laugh at it to make him feel good. They'd wait until he was done telling one of his lame jokes then laugh out loud like it was actually hilarious stuff. Robin really got into it and laughed way too long after the last joke. Howard spent a few minutes talking to Owens about how much money you can make doing cartoon voices for a living. Owens claims you can make a couple thousand for each episode.

• Adult Film Actress Spontanious Xctsay Comes In. 12/2/98. 7:00am
  A woman known as Spontanious Xctsay came in to tell Howard about her 551 man gang bang movie. Spon has a 55 FF-cup chest which must look totally ridiculous. Howard guessed that she was about 30 years old and she thanked him for guessing so low. She wouldn't say exactly how old she was but hinted that she's in her 30's. She told Howard that she's been in the business for 4 years and doesn't do any anal sex scenes. So porn stars to have standards! This gang bang movie ''Spon-551'' will be out next spring sometime. The former gang bang record holder, Jasmine St. Claire, called in to dispute Spon's claim of doing 551 guys. Jasmine did a couple hundred guys but nowhere near 551. She had to use ice to cool down her genitals because they became so inflamed from the pounding they took. Spon claims that she didn't have to use ice and she went out shopping the next morning. Jasmine said that some witnesses say there were probably less than 50 guys at Spon's gang bang so there's no way she did 551. Spon said she's heard the same thing about Jasmine's. It was such a ridiculous argument that it made it funny. You can find out more about Spontanious Xctsay at www.spon-xctsay.com or www.sexnet.com.

• Meg Griffin's Play List. 12/2/98. 7:40am
  Howard's old friend Meg Griffin was on the phone a couple weeks back. She left her job at a commercial radio station to go to a college station just so she could play her own selection of music. Howard told her that he wanted to find out what artists she was playing so she sent along a play list. Howard played portions of bunch of the songs and they were pretty bad. She plays a lot of blues type stuff by people hardly anyone's ever heard of. There were a couple of names you'd recognize like Muddy Waters, Willie Nelson and Bob Marley but the other stuff was just bizarre. There was Patty Larkin, Lucinda Williams, Slim Harpo, Tom Waites and Patty Smith among others. After Howard played a bunch of the stuff Robin said she felt nauseous from it. Howard liked one of the songs enough that he used it as a music bed for one of his live commercials. It did make good background music because you hardly noticed it.

• The Fred Game. 12/2/98. 8:30am
  Since the discussion about Fred went over so well yesterday Howard decided to do a homeless type game with Fred. KC asked Fred 18 questions and the rest of the gang tried to guess how he would answer. They were betting on the outcome of course. Here are the questions and Fred's answers:
  • Which band do you like better The Eagles or Pearl Jam? - Pearl Jam
  • Do you sleep in the nude? - No
  • Did you play little league baseball? - No
  • Were you a Boy Scout? - No
  • Were you sexually attracted to Robin the first time you met her? - Yes
  • Have you ever had 2 women at once? - No
  • Have you ever performed anal sex on a woman? - Yes
  • Has your wife felated you in the past month? - Yes
  • Do you consider Howard a close friend of yours? - Yes
  • Have you ever been in jail? - No
  • Do you feel bad about Christopher Reeve's condition? - No
  • Who is the best network news anchor; Peter Jennings, Tom Brocaw or Dan Rather? - Dan Rather
  • Have you ever thought of having gay sex? - No
  • Do you think Hillary Clinton is attractive? - No
  • Do you believe in God? - Yes
  • Do you wish you were circumcised? - No
  • If someone hurt your family and got a short sentence could you kill them? - No
  • If you were stuck on a desert island with Howard and Jackie which one would be least repulsive to have gay sex with? - Either if he's pitching or Jackie if he's catching
  • Do you fantasize about having sex with Robin? - Yes
  • How many times a year do you fantasize about sex with Robin, 3, 5 or 7? - Three
  • Who's better looking Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock? - They're even
  There were a couple of surprise answers in there but not too many. Everyone is fascinated with Fred for some reason.

• Tina Cheri Blows Out Candle With Privates. 12/2/98. 9:10am
  A porn actress/stripper by the name of Tina Cheri came in to demonstrate her very special talent of being able to blow out a candle with her vagina. Her friend Erica Everest also came in with her. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Tina about her life story and how she got into the business. She said that she was never molested as a child. She and Erica are going to do a lesbian movie together so Howard wanted to see them kiss later on. Gary came in at one point and told Howard that Erica was in the ladies room crying because they weren't going to let her come on the air. Erica didn't really have any special talents so she was going to sit in the green room. She got upset and they let her come in. She just really wanted to meet Howard. Tina said that she taught herself how to suck in and blow out of her vagina when she was like 7 or 8 years old. She'd do it with water in the bathtub! She said she's been doing the candle trick for the past 5 years or so. Howard had her do her thing so she took off her pants but left her DD-Cup bra on along with her socks. Erica tilted the big candle towards Tina and she blew out the candle. She actually did it twice. Quite an accomplishment huh? After that Howard had the two of them kiss each other for a few seconds. They had to stop themselves because Erica gets into it and said she wouldn't be able to stop herself if they went much farther. You can order a tape of Tina doing her candle trick by calling 877-XXX-FLIX. You can also order a box set of her sex tapes and if you mention The Howard Stern Show you'll get a pair of panties and the box set will be autographed. Her web site is at www.tinacherifanclub.com. After the girls left and Howard took a commercial break there was still some strange stuff going on. Howard had the girls come back in because they were fighting after their appearance. Erica was crying once again. She said that she was upset with Tina because she thought that she was supposed to be coming on the air with Tina but when she got to the station they told her different. She ended up getting on anyway but she was still crying because she thought she wasn't going to get on the air. She claims that she was just tired from her 26 hour trip from Florida and that's why she was crying.

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  -- Tuesday December 1, 1998 --

• More Of The True/False Game. 12/1/98. 6:25am
  Yesterday Howard introduced a new game that KC came up with. Howard reads off a question and a player has to guess whether or not it's true or false. This morning a woman called in and asked if she could play. Howard had some questions ready so he let her play for a Movado watch. She was supposed to get 5 out of 8. She ended up losing but Howard gave her the prize anyway. Here are the T/F questions and their correct answers:
  • Gary's college major was Pre-Med - False
  • Howard graduated Magna Cum Laude - True
  • Stuttering John has a twin brother - False
  • Robin has a black limo driver - True
  • Fred has never touched heroin - True
  • Howard has a brother he never talks about - False
  • The first city Howard's show was syndicated into was Los Angeles - False
  • Guests of the show are invited to help themselves to a breakfast buffet - False
  The woman playing sounded like she was close to death from smoking so much so Howard felt sorry and gave her the watch. She missed some easy questions too.

• Rapper Canibus Comes In. 12/1/98. 7:00am
  A rapper by the name of Canibus came in to promote a free show he's doing to benefit Lifebeat. Canibus is appearing with Biz Markie at Roseland in New York today at 4:30pm. The show is free and $1 for each person who shows up will be donated to Lifebeat. You might think that Canibus means that he's a big pot advocate but he claims that he never smokes the stuff. Howard tried to talk to him about some of his wacky conspiracy theories. He wouldn't give Howard any of the details of his theories. He said he thinks that John Glenn didn't rocket into space for the reasons they told everyone. He wouldn't say exactly what he thought though. He also had some theory about dolphins being related to aliens but again, he didn't sound too thrilled about broadcasting his views over the airwaves. The guy didn't really reveal much even though Howard tried to pull some info out of him. He did speak a little bit about his feud with LL Cool J. It wasn't much worth mentioning though because it sounded like he didn't want to make it worse than it is.

• Gary Garver Christmas Interviews. 12/1/98. 7:50am
  Gary Garver went out and got a bunch of interviews with celebrities. He asked them all the same questions so since there were so many interviews I'll put them all in one place. He interviewed Donny Osmond, Gloria Stewart, Gary Owens, Steve Allen & Jane Meadows, Dick Van Dyke and Casey & Jean Kasem. Here are the questions:
  • What is your wish for the holiday season?
  • Do you think Warren Beatty is washed up?
  • Which major celebrity do you think will die during the holiday season?
  • Do you have a holiday wish for Howard Stern?
  • What was your favorite gift you received for Christmas?
  • Why is Adam Sandler so popular?
  Those are basically the same questions each celebrity got hit with. They all had different reactions of course. Donny Osmond thought that Howard ''dogged'' him a few weeks ago so he didn't have a holiday wish for him. Gary was nice to Gloria Stewart. Gary Owens hung in for the questions. Steve Allen and his wife Jane Meadows were hanging in with the questions until the Howard name came up. Jane told Gary to ''get lost'' when he asked her the holiday wish question. Dick Van Dyke answered the questions but didn't have a holiday wish for Howard. Jean Kasem had one though. She said ''Peace within yourself and the rest will come...'' What the hell kind of wish is that?

• Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Calls In. 12/1/98. 8:10am
  Kenneth Keith Kallenbach called in to complain about not being on the show much lately. Ken said that he feels like he's been kicked off the show. Howard told him that they don't hate him but he's just not doing funny stuff like Crackhead Bob, Elephant Boy and Gary the retard. Howard put Gary the retard on the phone to prove his point. Gary's high pitched retard voice just overwhelmed Kenneth's. Ken pointed out that you couldn't understand what Gary was saying but it didn't matter. Kenneth may have become too ''normal.'' Howard was basically telling Kenneth Keith that he's over. Ken got in a plug for an appearance he's making at Margarita's in Westchester, PA. He also has a web site at www.kennethkeith.com. Head over there and tell him he's not washed up.

• Sherman Hemsley Calls In. 12/1/98. 8:25am
  Howard and Robin read a story about how actor Sherman Hemsley had fallen on hard times and was bankrupt. Sherman called in this morning to tell Howard the truth. Sherman is probably best known for his roll of George Jefferson on ''The Jeffersons'' TV show. Howard asked him if the story they'd read was true. Sherman said it was all made up and he's a ''semi-multi-millionaire'' as they speak. He said he just won some lawsuit which will get him $3 Million. When Howard heard that he must have decided it wasn't interesting enough so he rushed through the interview and ended it quick. After Sherman was off the phone Howard said that ''it sucks that everything is okay with him.'' It would have been more interesting if Sherman was in debt and people were after him to kill him I guess.

• Even More Of KC's True/False Games. 12/1/98. 9:00am
  Howard had a ski trip to give away this morning so he had KC bring in some more of his True/False questions. This time they were all about Fred. Howard found a woman to play and she did end up winning. Here are some of the questions:
  • A question about Fred masturbating in his car was cut off by the delay button being hit... it was true
  • Fred says that the greatest feeling in the world is to sit in silence and hear the rain fall - False
  • Fred believes that the greatest influence on a young boy is the companionship of a dog - False
  • Fred only reads 2 books a month - True
  • Fred plays rhythm guitar on Jackie's pot song - False
  • If Fred could change something in his life he would ''Be a better friend to his wife'' - False
  • If Fred could meet Jesus he'd ask him ''Why do you let innocent children suffer?'' - True
  • Fred claims that his intellect is far superior to Einstein's - False
  • Fred has read the bible cover to cover 3 times - False
  After the game everyone had a discussion about how strange Fred really is. Everyone was calling and faxing in stories about him. It went on through the rest of the show.

• Zodiac Killer Tracker Tom Voight Calls In. 12/1/98. 9:15am
  Tom Voight is the board operator for Howard's Portland, Oregon radio station. He's fascinated with the San Francisco Zodiac killer and is trying to catch the guy. He has a web site dedicated to this whole thing at www.zodiackiller.net. Howard wasn't going to talk to this guy today but he ended up doing it. He found out some interesting stuff too. This guy relates some of the Zodiac killer's features to his own father! Tom gave Howard a bunch of examples of how his father Jim and the Zodiac killer are alike. Howard was fascinated by this so he had to get the dad, Jim, on the phone. The father knows about this and seems to go along with what his son thinks. Howard wants to have the two of them down to the studio to do a lie detector test on the father to make sure he's not the Zodiac killer. That should happen sometime soon.

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  -- Monday November 30, 1998 --

• Howard Returns From Vacation. 11/30/98. 6:05am
  Howard came back from a week long vacation this morning. The first thing he complained about was a zit on his nose. He said he got it after going out in the sun enjoying the unusually warm weather in the New York area. He spent some time talking about his wife's family coming to visit for the Thanksgiving holiday. He also went over a few things that happened while they were away. Howard mentioned that comedian Flip Wilson just died last week from his fight with cancer. Wilson was on not too long ago and let Robin Radzinski from E! squeeze his penis pump. Howard ended up playing some tape from that later in the morning. He also spent some time talking to Jackie about his JokeLand web site and how he should add some real content to the site instead of just selling stuff on every page. He suggested that Jackie get some real reporters to contribute to his site. Jackie thinks that the site is just fine the way it is.

• New Station - KXPK 96.5 Denver, Colorado. 11/30/98. 6:15am
  People from Denver can finally hear Howard. A couple of months back Howard was supposed to start on another station in Denver but 12 hours before starting the broadcast the station backed out of the deal. Luckily another station thought quick and grabbed the chance. KXPK 96.5 started broadcasting the show this morning. Gary said that things have started off kind of strange already. He said that he asked the station to send him some info about the Denver area so they could familiar with it. He had to give them his home address since he was on vacation last week. Someone sent him 2 big boxes of stuff and he opened it in front of his 4 year old son. One box contained a bunch of dildos. The other box had some buffalo testicles or something like that. It was all crap that Gary just threw out. Strange way to say ''Hi'' to someone.

• KC Creates A Game That Actually Works! 11/30/98. 8:05am
  Howard had a game that KC created that was pretty good. KC has created a bunch of clunkers in the past so it was nice that one finally worked. He made up a true or false game with questions about stuff that happens on the show. Howard read a few examples then got a guy on the phone to play along to win a prize. Here are a few of the examples:
  • Jackie takes the Long Island Rail Road to work every morning - False
  • Scott the engineer wears glasses - True
  • Gary approves all of the phone calls that Howard puts on the air - False
  Howard got this guy Ray on the phone to play the game. He had to get 5 out of 8 questions correct to win a Tag Heuer watch. He ended up winning the game. Here are the true-false questions and the correct answers:
  • Every morning the E! crew gathers around camera 2 to pray for a good show - False
  • Fred tunes all of the guitars that guests play - False
  • Howard approves all ID's that celebrities make for the show - True
  • Gary hires all interns that work on the show - False
  • Jackie drinks 3 cups of coffee over the course of the show - True
  • Fred arrives before Howard to check the commercial log for Howard - True
  • Howard carries a briefcase that has a sticker with the numbers 666 on it - True
  Ray missed 2 of the questions but came out a winner in the end. This game may have worked this time but who knows if they'll ever play it again in the future.

• Joan & Melissa Rivers Come In. 11/30/98. 8:35am
  Howard invited Melissa Rivers down to the studio to collect her wedding gift. Melissa is getting married in a couple of weeks and Howard and Robin couldn't decide what to give her. They decided to get one of those wind machines that blows money around inside a box so Melissa could grab her cash gift. Melissa's fiance John was also there to talk with Howard. Howard and Joan talked about plastic surgery for a little while then Howard moved on to Melissa and John. John is a horse trainer and Howard thinks that he's about to marry into a lot of money. It turns out that they have a pre-nuptual agreement that they've already signed. John says that he makes enough money himself and he doesn't need the Rivers' fortune. Howard would usually tell John that he's making a big mistake getting married but this time he said it was a good idea. Eventually Howard got around to telling Melissa what she was there for. She didn't have any idea when she came in. Howard told her that there was $2300 in the cash machine and she was going to grab it. Melissa said that she wouldn't do it because she didn't want to make a mockery of the wedding. Joan wouldn't do it either. Joan's manager Dorothy was there so they got her to do it instead. Dorothy had one minute to grab all the cash she could. Joan had double sided tape and stuck some to Dorothy's body. She also had an apron that she could stuff the money into. They turned on the machine and she was off and running. After her minute was over they took the cash and counted it up. Each of the bills was marked so they could figure out who gave what. Dorothy only managed to grab $566. The breakdown was Robin-$313, Howard-$178, Gary-$75. When Melissa heard that she said that she'd be donating the money to some charity. That means that Howard and Robin have to give her a real gift even after all of this.

• Corey Feldman Calls In. 11/30/98. 9:40am
  Actor Corey Feldman called in to ask Howard to come to his album release party out in California. Corey is in a 9 member band called Truth Movement and their album is coming out soon. Howard spent a short time talking to Corey about some of the movies he's been in. He was in ''Stand By Me'' and ''Goonies'' and a bunch of other clunkers. After Corey was off the phone Howard remembered the time Corey came on his WWOR show and performed his awful song ''What's Up With The Youth.'' He said that was great and wanted to play some tape but he didn't have it around.

• Robin Radzinski Remembers Flip Wilson. 11/30/98. 10:00am
  Howard had Robin Radzinski from E! come in to talk about her experience with the late comedian Flip Wilson. She's the one who was able to touch Flip's penis pump back when he came on the show. She spent a minute or so telling Howard her experience. She said he's the only man she's touched that has died. Howard said ''Well, don't touch me!''