Stern Show News Archives.

For The Week Of 11/23/98 to 11/27/98

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-- Friday November 27, 1998 --
• The Best Of Stern. 11/27/98.
  Here's today's Best Of features:
  • Fartman theme song.
  • Stern sex tape parody.
  • Leave it to Beaver commercial parody.
  • The Singing Stern Family album commercial.
  • Dave Grohl performs ''Everlong'' live.
  • Earthquake victim calls Howard to explain her experience.
  • Ian the drunk calls in.
  • Scott the Engineer yelled at by his wife for going to a Super Bowl party.
  • Howard discusses racism.
  • Howard's mother yells at him about Super Bowl party.
  • Stuttering John interviews Ann Margaret.
  • Louis Farakahn discussion.
  • James Garner speaks his mind about Howard's Pay-Per-View.
  • Old woman calls in.
  • Howard's Mother talks about John Wayne Bobbitt and his chopped off penis.
  • Howard talks to Mike Gange about what he's doing with his life.

• The Best Of Stern. 11/26/98.
  Yes, they play Best Of on Thanksgiving day. I was up bright and early, on my vacation I'll have you know, in Massachusetts listening to WBCN and taking notes. Here's what they played:
  • Gay theater message bit.
  • Gilligan's Island song parody.
  • Sheryl Crowe live in the studio.
  • The 9th Annual F-Emmy Awards (4 hours worth!)

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  -- Wednesday November 25, 1998 --

• The Best Of Stern. 11/25/98.
  ..three days with no live Howard.. getting weak.. Send help.. S.O.S...
  Here are today's features:
  • ''Trust the Howard Stern Show'' song parody.
  • ''Gary's Teeth Are Made For Choppin'' song parody.
  • Celebrity driving service bit.
  • Phoebe Cates visits, Howard calls her husband Kevin Kline.
  • Guy who goofs on Gary calls in.
  • The real O.J. Simpson visits Howard.
  • Stuttering John interviews Lorne Michaels and Conan O'Brien.
  • Hank The Dwarf doll commercial parody.
  • Howard talks to Scott The Engineer about how pussy-whipped he is.

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  -- Tuesday November 24, 1998 --

• The Best Of Stern. 11/24/98.
  More Best Of material today.. and for the rest of the week. While you're here check out some of Mark's Friggin.com other fun stuff. Just click here and roam around. My full reports will return as soon as Howard gets back from vacation.
  • Various bits (I overslept 5 minutes)
  • Howard goofs on Gary's new caps.
  • Howard and the gang listen to a Daniel Carver KKK message.
  • Stuttering John and Mike Gange argue about a leaking sink.
  • Jackie admits to using Stuttering John's roommate's toothbrush after sleeping over.
  • Howard complains about a gift Jackie and Nancy gave his baby because it was blue and not pink.
  • Jackie's wife Nancy calls in to defend her gifts.
  • Hairy, fat chick Josie calls in to criticize Howard then comes in the studio and makes a fool out of herself.
  • Howard plays Stuttering John's ''Who would you sleep with'' game with Jessica Hahn sitting in.
  • Guy with high pitched voice calls in for advice on how to get an agent so he can submit his ''Beavis and Butt-head'' script.
  • Howard channels Elvis.

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  -- Monday November 23, 1998 --

• The Best Of Stern. 11/23/98.
  It's that time once again. Howard is on vacation so they're playing tape from about 3-5 years ago. For those new visitors out there.. when Best Of is played I don't do my full write-ups of the show. I just do a quick run down to give my carpal tunnel syndrome arms a little break. Check out my old news archives to see how it's usually done. Today's featured bits were:
  • ''Homeless Brady Bunch'' radio play.
  • Celebrity talking dolls bit.
  • ''Gayzilla'' commercial parody.
  • Billy West's Jackie impressions.
  • Howard talks about Jackie asking him if he can go act for a TV show.
  • Arnold Schwartenegger calls in to promote fitness stuff.
  • Howard talks about an article about a cab driver who kicked a guy out of his cab because he wanted him to turn Howard off.
  • Stuttering John inteview with Charlton Heston.
  • Hank the angry, drunken dwarf doll commercial parody.
  • Christian Slater calls in to tell Howard he's a fan of the show.
  • Monica Lewinsky song parody.
  • Penthouse Pets Gina Lamarca, Stacey Moran, Alex Taylor and Janine Lindenmulder play Strip Trivia game.
  • Discussion about Robin's giant portrait of herself which hung on her wall.
  • Discussion about how Howard and the gang tip people.
  • Red Peters Pope bit.
  • Stuttering John interviews Liza Minelli and Jack Nicholson.