After the game Marni and Amber took their tops off and showed Howard their breasts. Amber has implants and works at a strip club called ''Divas'' as a cocktail waitress. Howard said her breasts were very natural looking. Once they showed their breasts Howard was done with them so he ended the segment.
Word | KC | Victoria |
Theater | THEATRE | THEATRE |
Futile | FUDAL | |
Tomorrow | TOMARROW | TOMOOER |
Benefit | BENEFIT | |
Salad | SALAD | |
Delicious | DELICIOUS | |
Producer | PRODUCER | |
Resistant | RESICETENCE | RESISTANT |
Wrought | WROUGHT | |
Certain | CERTAIN | |
Investigator | INVESTIGATOR | |
Alcohol | ALCOHOL | |
Restaurant | RESTAURANT | |
Separate | SEPARATE | |
Orangutan | ARAGATAG | ORANGUTAUG |
After that little spelling bee Howard mentioned some of the other words that KC can't spell. He spells Jose - Hose, Juan - Wann and Mariah Carey - Mirah Carey. He was able to spell Baba Booey's last name of Dell'Abate with the correct punctuation and capital letters.
At one point Melrose Larry Green called in to yell at Sal. He told Sal that he didn't know anything about radio and that he doesn't know what's funny.. like Melrose does? Melrose ended up playing tape of a stupid interview he had with Johnny Cochran. He thought it was funny but Howard and Robin just thought it was bad. Melrose also had an interview with rapper Master P. That turned out to be pretty funny because the whole time Melrose was yelling out ''Yo, yo, yo..'' and really offensive stuff to the guy. Howard had to hang up on Melrose because he was getting a little annoying.
After Melrose got his jabs in Gary issued a challenge to Sal. He wanted to box Sal in a boxing ring. Sal pussied out and said no way to the boxing. Gary kept trying to get him to box but he just wouldn't go for it. Sal's friend was in the studio also and Gary chose to pick a fight with him also. This guy didn't even want to wait for a boxing ring, he just wanted to fight right there. Eventually they just renamed Sal to Sally the Stockbroker. Gary tried really hard to get either of them to fight in a ring with him but they just wouldn't do it. Bloated attorney Dominic Barbara even called in and was offering $5000 to the winner if they fought. It just ain't happening. Gary was proud that he proved what a pussy Sally really is. Fred said ''What a sissy'' after Sal had left the studio. Sal plugged my site and koam.com while he was there so I can't bad mouth him too much for chickening out on the challenge. Visit Sally over at www.come.to/salthestockbroker.com. UPDATE: Sal called back later in the show and said he'd be willing to fight Gary now. Howard figures his buddies must have goofed on him to make him change his mind. Sal said he had to get his Doctor's approval to fight and now that he has that he's ready to fight. Gary really wants to do this too.
The next thing Paul did was have Doug and Greg become ''Sex Psychics.'' Paul said that the guys would be able to tell everyone their sexual fantasies. They sort of did that but it wasn't that good. They just said that Robin likes sex with young white men and Fred likes young male models. They didn't get into any details really.
Up next was Marni as Hillary Clinton arguing with Melissa as Demi Moore. Hillary said that she's been sleeping with Demi but Demi denied it saying that she's sleeping with Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Paul hypnotized Doug and Greg so they'd think they were in love with each other. Marni would be the jealous ex-girlfriend of Doug. The two guys were gay for each other and they played along with it. Greg said he calls his boy Doug, ''Dougie Donuts'' and Doug calls him ''pumpkin.''
Howard brought in Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob to do another experiment. He had Paul hypnotize Marni and Melissa so they'd think that Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob were Adam Sandler and Bruce Willis, Melissa and Marni's favorite celebrities. Paul put the women under then told them what they would think when they saw the guys. Marni was the Bruce Willis fan so she was attracted to CH Bob. She was even rubbing his arm and getting sexually excited during that. Melissa did pretty much the same for Elephant Boy's Adam Sandler. Elephant Boy did a pretty good impression of Sandler's stupid baby voice. She even agreed to go to England with Adam and leave her Fiance behind. Howard had Paul put them under and bring them back out so they could see who they were rubbing and getting all excited over. They weren't too thrilled with what they saw.
The final thing Paul did is Howard's favorite which they do every time. Paul puts the women under and tells them that when Howard rubs his ear they will be sexually stimulated and feel like they've never felt before. Howard had fun with this for a few minutes. Both of the women went over and started rubbing Howard's chest and pulling down his pants! Robin told him to stop but he said ''no way'' and kept it going for a while. Were these people really hypnotized or are they just acting? You be the judge.