Howard took a break after the game. When he came back he spent a few minutes talking to Ratso about his house in the Hamptons. Howard heard that Ratso has a toilet that you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down. He has a trash can that he has to empty every night full of crap paper! Ratso said that's true because his septic tank is so close to the ocean that it fills up with sea water. Ratso says this is a common thing.. I don't believe it. Howard moved on to talk about Tiffany's Playboy layout. He said it may be the best one he's ever seen. Howard eventually decided to do the wrestling thing with Tiffany. It turns out that it was his idea. Howard said that if he pinned her he gets to kiss her. If she pins him she gets to plug her web site. The two of them went at it for a minute or two and Howard somehow pinned her down. He accidentally touched her breast too. Howard won so he got to kiss Tiffany. He said it was the most non-sexual kiss he's ever had. He gave out Tiffany's web site even though she didn't win. You can visit her site at www.tiffany-taylor.com.
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
How many wheels are on a tricycle? | N | Seven | N |
What are the next two words to this Shakespeare line ''To be or not..''? | N | To be | Y |
How many toes do you have? | Y | 10 | |
Name one ocean. | Y | Red Sea | N |
How many pints are in a quart? | Y | Two | Y |
That guy actually scammed his last answer but Howard let him win the Sony Playstation anyway. Howard went to a second guy and let him play. Here's how his game went:
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
Name one olympic event. | Y | Alaska | N |
What do you call people who eat other people? | N | Cannibals | Y |
True or False, Dolphins walk on land. | PASS | They walk on ice | N |
What President is on the one dollar bill? | Y | George Washington | Y |
What is Viagra? | N | The devil | N |
Name one airline. | N | Annapolis | N |
This guy won a Playstation also. After that Howard and the gang went through the rest of the questions and bet on them. Here are the last of them:
Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
How many quarters are in 75 cents? | Three | Y |
The Academy Awards are held how many times a year? | Five or six | N |
Old MacDonald owned what? | A Farm | Y |
What letters are vowels? | V, A, L, L, A... | N |
How many nostrils do you have? | Two | Y |
What is Karaoke? | No Answer | - |
On the last question the homeless guy got really pissed, asked for his money and ran off.