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Howard started the show talking to Robin and saying that he sounds like Richard Simmons. He said Richard hasn't been around lately so he's the new Richard Simmons. Robin said there's so much going on in this song (The Great American Nightmare). Howard said that he and Rob had a very intense session performing that song. Howard said it was all set up for him when he got there. Howard said he wishes he had another shot at singing it. He said Rob wanted him to sing it the way he did but he just choked. Howard said Rob wanted him to do it the way he did but it hurt his voice. Howard said just what he needs to do is show up with a hurt voice.
Robin asked if Howard heard about the train that might have had a gun shot smash a window last night. Robin said it was from Washington DC to New York. She said it was on its way to New York and one of the windows ended up getting shattered. Robin said it looks like a bullet hole. Robin said that they're not sure if it was or not. Robin said when the train pulled into the next station they had to delay it and do an inspection. Robin said she was actually on that train. She said she didn't know why they had stopped. Robin said she woke up this morning and realized that was her train.
Howard said he thought they decided that she wasn't going to travel. Robin said she didn't know she couldn't travel at all. Howard said Robin was down in Washington DC. Howard said she'll eventually run for office. He said he thinks people are screaming for it. Robin said she knows people are screaming but not for that. Howard asked what she was doing down there. Robin said she was in class. Howard said Robin is always on a mission.
Howard played a Road to the White House bit with Robin saying some stuff in it. Howard asked what time she got home. Robin said it was a 5 o'clock train and it takes 3 hours to get to New York. Howard said that she was sick and she has to stop with this. Howard said she's been sick with a cough and she should stay home. Robin said there weren't that many people on the train. Howard said he'll yell at her off the air. Robin said he always says that and then he just goes home.
Howard said that he went to bed at 7:30 last night. He said he loves sleeping through the night. He said he only got up once to pee last night. He said when you get older you have to pee in the middle of the night. Howard said he can barely pee when he has a hard on though. He said he's not sure what's going on with his doody. He said that he drank his coffee and had to make doody. He said it feels good when it's over. Howard said he coaches himself and he's such a weirdo. Howard said he made a doody that was a full elimination. Howard said he still felt gushy back here. He said he jammed a baby wipe in there and there was so much loose garbage on there. He said he went through 10 baby wipes and there were still remnants on there. Howard said it's such a big production. He said he had a second one later in the afternoon. He said he had to poke around again. He said he pokes his finger in there and it's like a massive mud puddle. He said it was crazy.
Howard said he has a urinal in his bathroom. He said if he has to pee in a toilet it misses and makes a mess. He said the urinal is great. He said it's set up to take the pee. He said that he can see the shadow of his penis when he's in the dark in there. Howard asked what cave men did when they had to doody.
Howard asked what's going on with the bullet in the window. Howard said he might join the NRA because he's not for the government taking away your right to defend your home. Howard said that's what everyone is supposed to be able to do. Howard said in New York they took away the double stack magazine. Howard said you can't get more than a 6 plus 1 or 7 plus one. Howard said that you know most people can't hit the side of a barn so how do you defend your home? Howard said he's for background checks and all of that but he wants to protect the second amendment rights. Howard said everyone should be able to protect their homes. Robin said we need to look at how to fix the problem instead of killing the problem.
Howard said one character they met along the way was Crackhead Bob. Howard said he died a few days ago. Howard said he was 56 years old. Howard said they found out from his sister that he died last week. He said the reason is unknown right now. Howard said they're doing an autopsy. Howard said his sister thinks that it was just the toll from everything he did to himself that finally got him.
Howard said that they met Bob on November 7, 1995. Howard said he had waited in line for Miss America for 2 days. Howard said when they heard him interviewed they had to get him up there. Howard played a clip of their first meeting with Bob.
Howard said everyone thought he had suffered from Cerebral Palsy but it turns out it was from the strokes that he had from smoking crack. Howard played another clip of Bob talking about how old he was by counting it out.
Howard said that his name was George Harvey but he wasn't able to say it so he had to say Bob instead. Howard said he has a clip from Private Parts the movie. They had Bob trying to say something but he wasn't able to get it out.
Howard said that Bob loved the show. Howard said Bob had tattoos of the K-Rock logo and the E! logo. He said he had a bad Private Parts tattoo and portraits of him Robin and Fred on his arm too. Howard said Bob was a huge champion of the show. Howard said Bob made a speech at the final show at K-Rock too. Howard played a clip of Bob making his speech. Bob said he's a fucking mess in that speech.
Howard said that he was moved by that speech. So moved that he left. Howard said they last saw Bob in 2007. Howard said he told them that he had to move out of New York because he couldn't afford it anymore. Howard said he moved to Texas. Howard said the last time they were together they sang a song. They sang ''Happy Trails To You.'' Howard played some audio of that performance with Bob.
Howard said Crackhead Bob rest in peace. Howard said he is survived by an ex-wife and two kids. Howard said he called them ''tids.'' Robin said she didn't know he was only 56. Howard played a ''Tippy Sippi'' 21 gun salute. Howard said he's not going to sit through all 21 of those.
Howard played another Crackhead Bob tribute song where they had clips of Bob in a Willie Nelson song. They went to break after that.
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Howard said he wants to say that he's shocked that Crackhead Bob died before High Pitch Eric. Howard said if you want more audio and staff remembrances you can check out the Crackhead Bob obituary on HowardStern.com. Robin asked how he thinks he spent his last few days. Howard said he thinks he spent his days walking around, eating and sleeping. Gary said he heard Bob's dad found him in his apartment dead. Howard didn't even know that he had a dad.
Howard said they have so many phony phone calls they made using Crackhead Bob. Howard said they had the G. Gordon Liddy show call and the time Bob played Kirk Douglas on the Jack and Rod Show. Howard said the classic was the Chinese food ordering call. Howard played that one where they had Bob call a Chinese restaurant and try to place an order. That's where they've gotten many clips they use on the show where he says things like ''Ticky-mon-tain'' for Chicken Chow Mein.
Howard played a goodbye song about Crackhead Bob next. Howard said that was Crackhead in the Wind and he wanted to thank Elton John for recording that for them. Howard said they sent it to Elton and he said he's a big Crackhead Bob fan. Howard said Bob was quite the character. Howard said some called him the Chris Rock of Crackheads.
Howard said so many of the Wack Packers are dying off. Howard said that they can only hope that the Zika virus creates more for them. Howard said that virus causes people to have small heads. Robin said she didn't realize that this virus was so prevalent. Robin said she saw some pictures of women who had those babies. Howard said they've already called those women to send their kids to Wack Pack School. Howard said they've asked Jerry O'Connell's mother to teach them all. Robin said she taught Beet.
Howard said Crackhead Bob was a Jets fan and he didn't respect Gary as a Jets fan for some reason. Howard asked why that was. Gary said that's because he left a game before it ended.
The caller said he felt that Ellen was hitting on Beth. Howard said she may have been. Howard said that Ellen fingered Beth during the commercials. Howard said there was no hitting on and it was a lot of fun. Howard said he saw the pictures of himself and that made him want to go hide.
Howard said it was like 45 degrees out yesterday in Manhattan so everything was melting. He said he tried to walk and it was all muddy. He said he went home. He said he thought he was in disguise but people kept coming up to him saying hi. He said one woman asked him to take a picture with her baby in a baby carriage. Howard said he looked like a monster. Howard said he's not being a dick if he refuses a picture. He said he just doesn't like the way he looks.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he started working with a construction company and he demanded that they give him Sirius in the car. He said that the boss loved it and had no problem with it. The caller said on Saturday he was coming home from a meeting and Shuli was on the Jay Thomas show and he delivered. He said he's not sure who the girl was in the studio but Shuli was great. He said he thinks he's underrated. Howard thanked him for the call. Howard said he's the only one who hired Shuli so he thinks he saw something in him. Howard said he thinks that Shuli was working in a liquor store at the time he was hired. Howard said no one was looking for him. Howard said he was living with his parents. Howard said he thought he'd be good on the channels. Howard said he must have been out of his mind hiring him.
Shuli said he was just an open mic comic. Howard asked why he recognized him. He said he thinks he does a great job now. Gary said that they needed someone who knew the history of the show to guide the news team.
Howard said Shuli also worked in the airport. Shuli said he worked in a liquor store and they sold other stuff there too. Howard asked if they got robbed a lot. Shuli said that his boss had a gambling problem and he would keep the cash at the store until the next morning. He said the county jail was like 20 feet from there. He said he saw one guy who had his face beat off for $15 nearby. Shuli said he had one guy drop dead of a heart attack one night too.
Shuli said he got a job at the airport pushing wheelchairs so he could have a job that worked for his comedy career. He said that he was only 23 at the time. Howard said he must have been older. Shuli said he was 30 when he got there. He said he called in for 5 years before that.
Howard said he has some Bobo clips to play with Shuli. He said he'll get to more Crackhead Bob stuff too. Howard said they used his voice one last time in a phony phone call. Shuli said he used to talk to Bob but he eventually stopped talking to him. He said that he got pissed at him for calling when he was upset about the Jets. Shuli said he was still a fan.
Howard said Bobo went to Florida to retire but he went out and got a job. Howard said he was on the job as a driving instructor and it interrupted his listening to the show live so he had to quit. Howard said he was in a depression over it. Howard played the clip where Bobo talked to Shuli about the job. Bobo said he was ready to check out because of it. Bobo talked about how he was doing some things down there in Florida and it takes some time to get into the whole thing and he just wasn't number 1 like he was in New York. Bobo told Shuli that he would get to 7 in the morning and he was getting sick and he had to quit his job because of that. He said he was out of his natural habitat so he had to quit. Bobo said he got another job where he can work in the afternoon.
Howard had another clip of Bobo talking about a dream he had. In the clip Bobo said he was in a hole and Howard and Robin were trying to pull him up. Bobo said they were saying they need more listeners so they needed him out of that hole. Howard said he had a dream of pushing Bobo into a hole. Howard said Bobo's dream is his nightmare.
Howard had another clip of Bobo talking about how he wouldn't take a dream job if it meant missing the show. In that clip Bobo said he couldn't take a job like that. He said he calls the shots when it comes to that. Bobo said it's not in his repertoire to do that.
Howard had Bobo on the phone so he picked up on him. Shuli told Howard he played a game with him where he gave him words to use in a sentence and give a definition of it. They asked him to do that with ''Oaf.'' Bobo used it in a sentence and he didn't really use it right. Howard said he is retarded. Howard asked what his IQ is. Bobo said he's only 15 points away from Sal. He said he he's at an 87. Howard said that's a lot of points.
Shuli said that he used 7th grade words with Bobo in the first game he played with him. He said he didn't know some of the words. Howard played a Bobo song parody.
Howard asked Bobo to use ''Gratuitous'' in a sentence. Bobo said he knows he's heard it but he's not sure. Fred played an explosion sound for Bobo's head exploding. They asked him to use the word ''Conceited'' in a sentence. Bobo didn't use it the right way. Howard asked him to use the word ''Abhor.'' Bobo didn't even pronounce it correctly.
Howard said he has a Bigfoot game to play. Howard said you have to guess if he'll know who someone is based on the picture they show. Howard said they showed him a Benjamin Franklin picture and he said it was David Jefferson. Howard said they showed him David Letterman. Bigfoot knew him. He knew Colonel Sanders as Bernie Sanders. Bigfoot thought Donald Trump was Al Gore.
Howard asked Bobo to use imbecile in a sentence. Bobo did it but it didn't sound all that great. Howard asked how he was a teacher. Bobo said the teaching part was in the classroom. He said that was his specialty. He said they applauded him. Howard said he had some amazing professors in college and no one applauded him. Bobo said he captivated people and they would applaud him.
Shuli asked Bobo to do his teacher thing and do a class with them. Bobo started off with the class doing a sit down / stand up thing. He went into a whole list of things that people do and he had people sit down or stand up if they did or didn't do these things. Howard said based on what he's hearing he's already stuck gum in his toupee. Bobo said that he did all of this stuff and they all laugh and tell him it's the best class. He said he keeps them entertained.
Howard said Bobo's Toupee is on the line. Howard piked up on Bobo's Toupee who said that he's eating the gum that's stuck inside him. Howard asked if Bobo hates Bobo's Toupee. Bobo said yes. Howard said he thought the idea of going to Florida was for Bobo to retire. Bobo said he doesn't have to work. He said he made into six figures with the postal thing and the teaching. He said he misses that part of the whole thing. Howard said he was at the top of his game teaching and he moves to Florida so did he think that everyone was going to applaud him. Bobo said everything is online down there. He said that he can't get a job teaching. Bobo said he worked for the post office down there. He said he was in charge of all of the training up there. Howard asked why he would quit that. Bobo said he had almost 38 years. He said in Florida he had to do a parcel scanning thing. Shuli said that he thought that job was below him.
Howard said that people should be in the room with him. Bobo's Toupee said that he has to be in the room for people to yell at him and put stuff in his toupee.
Howard asked Bobo if he wants to do all of this because he's stuck at home with his wife. Bobo said that he doesn't get a good signal in his home so he likes being in the car. Howard said he's sure that his wife wants to burn the toupee. Howard said he thinks they've overdosed on Bobo. He said he has to end this conversation. Bobo's Toupee said to sum up, Bobo is a shit head. Howard let Bobo and Bobo's Toupee go. Howard said that game Shuli has coming sounds so good.
Howard asked Bobo to use the word unequivocally in a sentence. Bobo did it but he had a tough time coming up with something.
Howard said he had Jon's book (Fast Food Maniac: From Arby's to White Castle, One Man's Supersized Obsession with America's Favorite Food ) and his wife was so confused by it. He said she knows him and she was confused about why he would write it. Howard said it is kind of fun though. Howard said the thing that bums him out is that he evaluated coffee but he doesn't drink coffee. Robin said he doesn't get full burgers either. She said he gets dry burgers. Just the burger and the bread.
Howard said Jon just stands his ground in line. Jon came in and said a lot of times they forget about you when you move out of the way. Jon said it is obnoxious but if everyone fell in line then things would work better. Howard asked if it ever starts and argument. Jon said maybe once or twice it has. Jon said he orders special so they have to make it fresh too.
Gary said that Jon has a similar move in the elevator. Gary said he won't move out of the way in the elevator. Howard asked if that's true. Jon said he will move into the elevator in a certain spot but he won't move. Jon said that's a whole other thing. Howard said this is his next book. JD came in after that. He said that he had to ask Will to stop bullying JD there at work. He said they were wrestling each other. Howard said that it's kind of funny but he had to have them stop.
Howard asked JD who his favorite guy there is, Jon or Ronnie. JD said he can't pick. JD thought about it for a minute and said that he loves Ronnie but he talks to Jon more. He said one of the other moves he has in the elevator is that when an NBC person gets in he starts talking bad about NBC and how shitty their programming is. Howard said he seems to be an angry guy. Jon said they took over like 5 floors beneath them. Howard said their people clog up the elevators. Robin said they used to be able to get down no problem but now they go from the 33rd to the 32nd floor and hold things up.
Ronnie came in and said ''fuck him'' to JD. He also said that Howard has no idea how angry Jon really is. He said he has major road rage too. Jon said that he's been commuting for over 10 years and it gets to you. Jon said to take the train he'd have to leave at 4:20 in the morning. He said he his road rage is nothing compared to Ronnie's though. Ronnie said he has no problem. Howard said he does. He said he rocks the car really hard with his jerking the wheel and all of that. Howard said Ronnie gets pissed when he puts the partition up. Ronnie said he doesn't care about that. Howard said Ronnie gets angry at everything. He said he goes fucking crazy.
Ronnie said that Howard won't even drive in the city. He said Howard drives at like 40 in the right lane. He said he's driven with him like 3 times and saw all of this. Howard said he helped Ronnie out by driving the limo once. Ronnie said nothing happened. He said that he had bought that Corvette years ago. He said he hated the car and he bought it from him. He said it was at a place getting a remake of the stereo system. He said he picked up the car and Howard drove the limo. Howard asked if he still has that car. Ronnie said he had it for 9 years but sold it when he bought his house. Howard said that Ronnie gets a Napoleon complex when he drives. Ronnie said he drives the way he's supposed to drive.
Howard said Ronnie gets pissed if anyone gets in front of him. Ronnie said that he was in the car with Howard and he thinks any horn blowing is blowing at him. He said that he thinks that everything is about him. Howard said that's what it seems like.
Howard said he's going to send them all to Bobo to get a lesson. Ronnie said he went to Bobo. He said he went to his calls and he had no choice. He said he has to take a class every 3 years. He said he called Bobo and went to his class. He said he is an entertainer. He said he tells jokes and all of that. He said he shows movies about people dying and shit. He said it was fine.
Howard said the whole thing must be filled with nonsense. Ronnie said he comments on the movie and all of that. He said it's a whole deal there.
Howard said he forgot what he was talking about. Jon said he had to take an online class because he got a ticket. JD said that when Jon stands his place in line it scares the girl behind the counter. Ronnie said you can see it in his eyes if you piss him off. He said he has a really scary look. He said that everyone knows him as mild mannered Jon but when he gets mad he gets scary. Robin asked if it's like Tony Soprano. Ronnie said it is. Jon thanked him for that.
Howard played a road rage clip where a guy was yelling at another guy who he claimed had hit his car. Jon said you have to obey the rules of the road. He said that's what they get upset about.
Howard asked when they're going to do J-Dini. Howard said they should do that next. He said he can predict the future. He said that they were supposed to do it at the first of the year. Howard said it's going to be really bad. JD said he's not even sure what he's supposed to do. Howard said it's up to him. Jon said JD has been fretting about this for a while. Howard asked if he's working on a voice at all. JD said no. He said if he did he'd be afraid of doing it and insulting someone.
Howard had JD practice being J-Dini. Howard said he doesn't have to say anything but he can do a cartoon voice. JD did that and Howard told him to stick to his regular voice. Howard said he predicts that he's going to be horrible doing the bit. JD said he didn't pitch the bit so it's not his fault.
Howard had JD do an Indian accent for the voice. He liked what he heard. Howard told him to just do that when they get back. Howard said they'll try the bit after the break. Howard said they're going to hear what his predictions are after the break. JD tried doing the voice again but it wasn't working very well. Howard said that's the closest they'll get to a character voice. Ronnie said he likes how his mouth doesn't really move when he does it. He said it's kind of cool.
Howard asked JD if he does any celebrity impressions. JD said not really. The caller said maybe Christopher Walken. Howard said that maybe he can do The Godfather or something. Jon told him to do Alan Partridge. JD wasn't able to do that. Howard had him do Arnold Schwarzenegger. JD did that but that wasn't working either. Howard said he has zero talent. Jon said he played Maxwell Smart in a play. JD said he didn't do a voice though. He said he just emoted. JD did that character and Howard said that's as bad as it gets. Howard told him to do the Indian voice or a Dice Clay kind of thing. JD tried that so Howard told him to decide on his own which voice to use. Howard talked J-Dini up and mentioned the peanut butter on the chooch thing that JD had a web cam girl do once. JD hates when that comes up so he just said ''Okay'' like he wanted Howard to end it. Howard said when they return they will have the powerful mystic who almost drown in a 2 foot pool come in to make predictions. Howard talked up J-Dini a little more and JD told him to just go to break. Howard said he's a mumbling fortune teller who loves Filet-O-Fish. He said he can read your future in the tartar sauce on the bun. Howard said he speaks to the dead but they have no idea what he's saying. Howard kept going while Fred played creepy music behind him. Howard was talking about J-Dini but JD was ready to walk out. Howard said he has 4 hours to kill so just hang out.
Howard said JD is a master of baiting. Robin didn't get it. Howard said he's saying he's masturbating. Howard said when they come back it will be J-Dini. JD just laughed. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard said they had many years of entertainment with Bob. Howard said the Wack Pack are dropping dead like flies. Howard said they say that the Zika virus might create some new ones though.
Howard said that they've sat on this J-Dini bit for months now. Howard said this is a new character that predicts the future. Howard said he's called J-Dini. Howard said this is going to suck unless JD sells it. JD said he'll try his best. Howard said no one has the confidence in this bit to do it. They were supposed to do it a month ago.
Howard said that J-Dini will tell them what he sees in the future. Howard talked him up again and mentioned things that JD has done in his life. JD was trying to do a voice but it was just his voice done in a cartoonish way. Howard said it's going to suck once he starts. Howard kept doing the build up and told more stories about JD. He talked about the mice that ate through his sheets and gave him a serum that gave him this ability to see into the future. Howard said this would be great if he just kept going and never did the bit.
Howard asked J-Dini for his first prediction. J-Dini said that he sees Beth will adopt the creatures living in Benjy's beard. Howard asked if Robin understood that. Robin said no. Howard said he has to repeat what he says because he's such a fucking mumble mouth.
Howard told J-Dini to skip to the third prediction. He told him to just follow his lead. J-Dini said that Bobo will finally ask an interesting question. These were his predictions for 2016. Howard said this is so bad he might just cut it now.
J-Dini gave another precision and said that God will admit he gave Medicated Pete a huge penis just to fuck with people's minds. Howard said that he should just do his own voice because the impression is bad. JD went into his regular voice and said ''Roger Waters is a huge douche bag'' and said that it wasn't a prediction, he just wanted to say that.
J-Dini said he sees Martin O'Malley dropping out of the election and millions will be shocked because they didn't know he was running.
J-Dini said that Donald Trump's ratings will soar when he calls Hillary Clinton a cunt. Robin asked if these lines were ever funny. J-Dini said he will get his first nudity free Playboy magazine in the mail and jerk off to the article about wine racks.
Howard asked if he should keep going. Robin said yes. Howard said he predicts that whoever came up with this idea will be fired. Howard asked how this is going. Gary said JD is interesting while he's fucking this up.
Howard asked J-Dini what his next prediction is. J-Dini said George Takei will come out as even gayer. J-Dini said that these predictions came to him, he didn't come to them.
J-Dini said that Jenny McCarthy will announce that Flintstone's Chewables cause lupus. Howard told him to go to the last one because he blows. J-Dini said over the course of the year expect 3 minutes of Fred talking. Howard said wow... wow. Robin asked how they end this bit. Howard told J-Dini to get out. Howard said they're honored that he blessed them with his clairvoyant spirit. J-Dini said he doesn't know what to say, he's not a talker. Howard said he has no delivery. Howard said he takes blame for all of that. He said he wanted to give JD a character to play and that's what they came up with. Howard asked if J-Dini will return in 2017. Robin said no.
Howard said the predictions are funny but J-Dini didn't have a good delivery. Howard read a couple and said they're funny. Howard said that Sirius stock just dropped 50 percent after that bit. Howard said JD just didn't get into it. JD said he was doing it the best he could. J-Dini read one about Stonehenge being Gary's baby teeth. Howard said that's funny. JD said that's what he was doing. He walked out of the studio when Fred started to play a song parody about him.
Robin said the lines were good. Howard said J-Dini has the delivery of a corpse. Howard read some of the other lines he had that he didn't get to. Howard said J-Dini was supposed to do it in a certain way but he didn't do it. JD said he was saying it clearly and they didn't get to the other line he was talking about. They played more of the Eli Braden song parody about JD. They went to break after that.
Howard said that they mixed JD and Ini to come up with J-Dini. Howard said he loves the music Fred is playing. Fred was still playing it while Howard was talking about the bit.
Howard said there is a thing going around. Howard said Susan Sarandon went to the Sag awards with her big titties out. Howard said that she was in a bra top and he thought she looked great. Howard said that people are saying that she shouldn't have done it. Howard said she doesn't look like she's had a lot of surgery or anything. Howard asked why discourage people from bringing their titties out?
Howard said there's a clip on the internet that is so good. Howard said these two girls get into a fight and one of the girl's tits popped out and this guy gets so excited. Howard said this is what guys hope for. Howard said just listen to this guy and you hear what happens when a tit pops out. Howard played the clip and the guy was going nuts saying ''I saw titty!'' over and over. Howard said he thinks he was actually jerking off.
Howard said if you want a tip on how to get girls just act cool when you see it. Howard said it's unbelievable the reaction he has. Howard said just listen to that guy. Howard said there's no girl in that room who wants to be with him. Howard said he admits he was doing that in his mind when he got Beth's top off for the first time. Howard said if he had done this there's no way she would have married him. Howard said this guy sounds like what a guy in ISIS might sound like if he saw ankle. Howard played the clip again.
Howard said they got some nice email about the show. Howard said after the J-Dini thing they may not get that kind of email. Howard said the Backstreet Boys tweeted out a shot with Flat Ronnie. Howard said he's not sure how they got Flat Ronnie. Gary told Howard they were live on Undateable on Friday night so they were on that show with their Flat Ronnie.
Howard said there's another Flat Ronnie with John Stamos, Dana Brunetti and Kevin Spacey. Gary said he's giving it the finger. Howard asked how Flat Ronnie ended up there. Gary said they have a friend in the business who is getting it out there to the right people.
Gary said Ronnie has been getting tweets from girls who think he's joined the Backstreet Boys. Howard asked if they dig him. He didn't get an answer so he figured the answer was no.
Ronnie came in and said he was getting tweets from girls all over the world and he had no idea what was going on. He said they thought he joined the fucking band. He said it's crazy. Howard said it looks like Ronnie is standing there. Ronnie said on Undateable they had Flat Ronnie standing in a Male Strip Club.
Howard said a lot of people are writing in about Special People's Court and people loved it. Howard read through a few of those emails. They had a lot of positive feedback about that. Howard said they isolated Wendy's breathing on the mic and it's very disturbing. Howard played some of that and she was breathing very heavy.
Howard said Jeff is usually in on the joke but this sounded like a dangerous place for him to be in. He said Jeff assured him he was fine. Howard said he sounded like a mess. Robin said he sounded fine on the phone. Howard said he knows but he had a moment of concern. Howard said this is serious Jeff on the phone. He said you can barely hear him. Jeff told Howard to have a good day. Howard said that's mellow Jeff.
Howard said Jeff was on the internet jerking off and they saw his cock. Howard said what he was doing was jerking off to some girl (who was a guy) and they took a screen shot of him and posted it. Howard said Jeff turned lemons into lemonade by putting that picture on a mug. Later in the day he stopped selling the mugs. Howard played a clip of Shuli talking to Jeff about what happened with that. Jeff said that he took them down because that's not the image he wants to portray as the Jeff the Drunk brand.
Howard said he hates to break it to him but that is his brand. Howard said Jeff had another coughing attack on Periscope. Howard said he doesn't think that he's going to be around much longer. Howard said Jeff coughed and then he decided to smoke some more. Howard played the clip and Jeff had a woman on the phone who kept talking while he was coughing. She didn't shut up the whole time Jeff was coughing. She finally asked if he was alright after about 30 seconds of coughing. Howard said he lies that it took her halfway through it all to ask if he was alright. Howard said Jeff can barely get the words out. Howard played more and Jeff talks about lighting up again after all of that coughing. Then he coughs more. Howard said that's some broadcast. Even Jeff said ''Oh my god!'' after all of that. He thanked the woman for the call and let her go. Howard said he's not long for the world. Robin said he's been coughing like that for years.
Howard asked if High Pitch Eric or Jeff is going to die first. Robin said she thinks High Pitch Eric. Howard had Eric on the phone and he said no way. Howard asked how old Eric is. Eric said he's 44. Gary said Jeff is like 48. He said Crackhead Bob was only 56. Howard said that they think he died from just wear and tear on his body. Robin said look at what Eric is doing to his body. Howard said his dad is 93 and he doesn't even have one of those walkers like Eric has.
Eric asked if they want to know why he's calling. Eric said with all of the controversy he wants to send his condolences out to Crackhead Bob's family. Eric said he's speaking for the Wack Pack. Eric said that he's sorry to hear about what happened. Howard said everyone is reeling after Crackhead Bob and Riley died.
Eric said that all of these people are dying. Howard asked who Eric thinks will die if not him. Eric said he doesn't want to say. Howard asked when he's going into the gas chamber for his punishment. Eric said on Wednesday. Howard said that Will the Farter is going to fart on Eric for like 10 minutes. Gary said he has to bring Flat Ronnie in too. Eric said he will.
Gary said that they're not sure how to do this whole thing. He said Will has to be on his back but they're not sure how they get Eric's face hear his ass. Howard said they have to have Will on a table and they'll have Eric in a chair. Gary said they might have Will the Farter's legs over Eric's shoulders. Howard said that's what they should do. Eric kept saying ''Oh my god...'' He said he was shocked by Wendy giving him both punishments. Howard said he forgot that Wendy should have recused herself because she made out with Eric once. Howard said she went the opposite way though.
Howard said maybe they should throw J-Dini in the gas chamber for fucking up that bit this morning. Gary asked Eric how he's doing so far with his weight loss. Eric said he's not doing good. He said he's gained weight because of what's going on. Howard said that was a sweet thing to say about Crackhead Bob.
Eric asked if there is a chance of the sentence being reduced. Howard said they'll check with Wendy about that. Howard said maybe they can reduce it to a month. Eric asked if Robin can clean him off after the gas chamber. Robin said no way to that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loved the J-Dini thing. He took another call from Mark in Boston who said that he thinks they're going to steal the Special Peoples court thing like they stole his Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. Howard said that he has had things stolen in the past and he will go after people if they steal that idea.
Mark said that Wendy was so great as the judge. Robin said she thinks that she'll be the next big TV judge. Howard let Mark go after that.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who talked about how great Bob was and how she had to let him go over the years after he left New York. She also talked about Beth being on Ellen. Howard said that he thought she was just going to talk about Bob but she just keeps going.
Howard played a clip of Crackhead Bob and Fred the Elephant Boy singing ''Mocking bird'' together as they went to break.
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Howard said the SAG awards were on the other night and he heard it was all black actors winning. Howard asked if that's a reaction to the Academy Awards. Robin said she's not sure they came out before or after the Academy nominations.
Robin said it was Danny DeVito talking about how the whole country is racist. Howard said he loves Danny but he should keep his mouth shut. Howard said that not everyone is racist. He said the Kardashian's prove that not all white people hate black people. He said he loves that. He has no problem with it. Howard said he's dated a few blacks. Robin said that doesn't mean he's not a racist. Howard told her not to tell anyone.
Howard said that Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by the New York Times. Howard said they say that Bernie Sanders doesn't have the experience that Clinton does. Howard said they picked John Kasich for the republicans.
Howard said he's getting notes for things to play but they're not telling him the right information. Howard said don't ask what's going on there. Howard said they have a ''priority page'' there. Howard said that Rand Paul was up at SiriusXM.
Robin said that the SAG Awards were not a reaction to the Oscars. Gary said the voting could have been a reaction. Howard said it was after that. Howard told Gary to just learn the pages. Robin said she's just talking about the nominations. Robin said there are no black actors nominated for Oscars. Robin said they were nominated for the SAG awards.
Howard said he doesn't have time to watch movies these days. He said he does like movies but they are long and he misses his whole afternoon watching them. Robin said that's why she stopped watching that Eddie Redmayne movie and read the book instead. Howard said that Saoirse Ronan is really good in Brooklyn but that chick in The Room is really good too. He said he'd be happy with either one winning.
Robin said that the woman in the Eddie Redmayne movie looks ridiculous with the wig on. Howard said she has to grow a penis so she stops caring about wigs. Howard said that is some woman. Howard said her name is Alicia Vikander. He said she plays Eddie's wife in The Danish Woman. Gary said she's been naked in 5 movies already and she's only 27. Howard said that she should do porno. Gary told Howard all of the movie she was naked in. Howard said she's a really good actress. Howard said they should make her accept an Oscar naked. Howard said she really is a good actress. Howard said she's dating Michael Fassbender. Robin told Howard about the movies he's been in and how he's well hung too. She said he's in a movie called Shame and you can see his penis in that. Howard said he'd rather not have her talk about that guy's cock. Howard asked if it's circumcised. Robin said she thinks it is uncircumcised.
Howard said good for him fucking her. Howard said that chick isn't going to put up with a guy with a small dick. Howard said Robin likes a big cock too. Robin said you want something that shows. Howard asked what the biggest one was she's had inside of her. Robin said the smallest guy she ever dated was the one who had the biggest penis. Robin said he was a short guy but he had a huge one. She said he had to be going on 10 inches. Robin said he wasn't that short but it looked like all of the creation of his body went into making that penis.
Howard asked Robin about the smallest penis she's been with. Robin said she had one guy who was about 4 and a half inches. She said that you can't feel anything so you just stop dating. Howard said that sucks for a guy. Howard asked if she's ever encountered a smelly penis. Robin said no. She's never even caught a smelly ass.
Howard asked if 10 inches is too much. Robin said it can be too much. She said that if it's too big and it goes all the way in then it can be banging into organs inside.
Gary asked if Howard wanted to see Michael Fassbender's dick. Howard said bring in the picture. Gary brought it in and Howard said that's like 4 times the size of his. Howard said he has to trim that bush. Howard asked why his dick was out so much. Robin said he was a sexaholic and he was walking around naked all the time.
Howard asked if Robin blew the guy with the 10 inch cock. Robin said no because she wasn't into that at the time. Howard asked if she took all of that cock in at once. Robin said it was too much. She said that it goes into a small place that gets stretched out. Robin said when he was flaccid he was about the size of Fassbender in that picture.
Howard said he'd love to have a 10 inch penis. He said he wants his wife to complain about the size. He said that's what he'd want his wife to talk about with other women. Robin said Howard won't forget who Michael Fassbender is now that he's seen that picture. Howard said that the big bush thing means you're manly.
Gary said Shuli told him that he went to a camp when he was a kid and one of the kids had a big dick and now he's a porn star. Howard said you can tell by looking at his penis that it's not going to grow. He said he never did. He said he was told that he'd grow but it never did. Howard said his pubes came in and they were longer than his dick. He said it's all bullshit. He threw out the shot of Fassbender's dick.
Howard said he asked his mom on the air if she knew he was small as a baby and she said yes. Howard said she was busy looking him over. He said he was unbelievably small.
Howard said Bernie Sanders put out an album in 1987. Howard said this is no joke. Howard played one of the songs and asked why he would do this. He was just speaking the song. Howard played another song that Bernie did on that album. Howard said he's doing that Shatner thing where he talks the song. Howard said he must be freaking out that he's a contender now. Howard said they should get Shatner and Sanders to duet. Howard played another song. Howard said he must be tone deaf.
Howard said he sang ''Pussy Good, Pussy Sweet'' too. Howard played some songs they put together with a Bernie Sanders impersonator.
Gary said that he wanted to ask him something but he wants to save it for a better connection. He said he heard something about him. Howard said they'll wait.
Howard asked Robin who she thinks is going to win the caucus. Robin said she thinks that Trump and Hillary are going to win.
Howard said Rand Paul was up there at SiriusXM and Brent Hatley talked to him. Howard said that Brent asked Rand about him. Howard played a clip of Brent asking him what he would do for Howard's endorsement. Rand said he's not sure Howard could handle him as a wild eyed Libertarian. Howard said he was the Libertarian candidate for New York governor. Rand was saying that he thinks that Howard says what he wants and he is on his side with government staying out of that. Robin said that he would do very well if there were no other nominees. Howard said that Brent is a big Rand Paul guy. Howard said he is kind of with him there. Robin said you do have to work with Congress though. Howard said he's all about his own personal freedoms. He said that he's all for the first and second amendments. Howard said he's not sure how many there are. Robin said there are like 27 in all.
Howard had another clip of Brent talking to Rand Paul about the FCC coming down on Howard Stern in the past. Rand said he didn't know anything about it but he's against the government coming down on people for things like that.
Howard played a Ben Carson parody clip and said he had some traction for a while but then people backed off of that.
Howard said that the third amendment says that you don't have to have soldiers in your house. He said he didn't know that one. Howard said they can get rid of that one. Howard read about the 4th amendment which was about no unreasonable searches. Howard said they can get rid of that one too. Howard said he doesn't mind being searched. Robin said that means that they could come in and search his house. Howard said they'll find nothing but watercolors. Robin said that she'd love to see that happen and have them overturning stuff in his house. Howard said he'd feel safe with a soldier in his house. Robin said that he can let them if he wants. Howard said soldiers don't want to stay in JD's house because of his sheets.
Howard took another call from King of All Blacks who said that he was saying earlier that the reason he said the shoes thing is because they weren't on her feet, they were by her closet.
Gary came in and said that they invited King to come on the show with his wife and he can't get her to come there. King said she's shy. He said she'll clam up. Gary said King wants to come in there though, right. King said he will interview Ronnie's girlfriend. Howard said that he has to get his wife to do it then. King said if he makes her come she's going to be belligerent. Howard asked why he cares. Howard said he's the guy who is always saying that the guys there can't get their woman under control. Ronnie said his girlfriend is getting an operation for a bad ACL and she said she'll come in here on crutches if she has to.
Howard said he really has to go. King said he wants to marinate on this. He wanted to say something else. Ronnie told him he's not going to take his calls anymore. He said he has to bring his wife in there. Howard said enough from Ronnie.
King said that he thinks Gary wanted a pedigree dog and he had to adopt a mutt. Gary said he has no idea what he really wanted. Gary said that he and his wife talked about it after their dog died. King said that's bullshit. Howard said he thinks Gary had a change of heart. He said he's not even sure why he's getting into this. Robin said he doesn't get it when someone has a change of mind like that. Howard did a live commercial read after that. He did one for Untuckit shirts and said that Jon Hein needs to go there. Howard said his shirts are like dresses. He said he should wear leggings with that shirt. He said he should wear Yoga pants with it at least.
Howard said it's time for news. Fred played her in with a Crackhead Bob theme. Howard thought Fred was fucking up at first but it was a Crackhead Bob thing so Howard was okay with that.
Robin said Apple has to keep making that iPhone because that's the thing that sells. Howard said they had Steve Jobs there and he was an amazing man ahead of his time. Howard said the company is doing great but the break through was his drive and outlook. Howard said he's not sure how they'll keep that whole thing going. Howard said he doesn't care about the Apple Watch. Howard said he has all of their other shit but they have to come up with something cool.
Robin read about Apple working on how to charge devices without putting them on a charging mat. Howard said that it's not that big of a deal to charge your phone. Howard said just charge it. Robin said it is inconvenient. Howard said it doesn't seem that hard to invent a solar charger or something. Robin said the wireless chargers could work over an unspecified distance. Howard said that sounds cool.
Robin read a story about Bedbugs being harder and harder to kill. Robin said that it might be time to bring back Bailey the Bedbug. Howard said he actually has a new one in the can. He said it's terrible. Howard said that we have to do something about the bedbugs. Howard said that we don't want bedbugs. Howard said Scott got all charged up and he did another Bailey the Bedbug bit. Howard said he even set up a Twitter account for the character. Howard said this bit is almost as bad as the first bit. Scott did an interview thing where Bailey talks to James Lipton from Inside the Actor's Studio. Howard played the clip and it was awful. Howard asked how unfunny Scott is. Howard said he's been with the show for 30 years and he doesn't know that this is something he wouldn't like. Howard played more of the bit and said ''Well, there you go.'' He said he's a regular Baldy Dangerfield. Howard said he spent the majority of Friday making that bit. Howard said they have so many other things he could be doing but he was working on that. Howard said that should have taken 10 minutes to produce. He said it took him the majority of the day.
Howard said Scott had Bailey singing the top 5 songs too. Howard played some of that and asked if Scott really thinks that's funny. Howard said he thinks that Scott thinks he's funny. Robin said there are some people who think they have a sense of humor but they're just confused. Howard said he's met a lot of people like that.
Robin read about the Zika virus which has turned into a big threat and they're going to call in a global emergency to help fix the issue. Robin said that Chuck Schumer is talking about how we have to get it under control. Robin said we've had some instances of people traveling to Brazil and getting it. Howard said he likes that he's on top of that.
Howard asked if it's true that Scott was hooked up to a machine that would shock him if he peed his bed as a kid. Scott came in and said that he was probably 5 or 6 and still wetting the bed so they hooked him up to the machine. He said that there was a pad under the sheet that would shock you and the lights would come on. He said bells started ringing too. Howard said he'd be angry about that. Scott said it didn't come into his head until recently. Howard said this is funny, forget the Bailey the Bedbug bit. Howard said he should shock him when he makes those bits. Scott went into his Bailey the Bedbug voice. Howard asked how many hours it too to produce that bit. Scott said it was maybe an hour. He said it wasn't funny, it was just dumb. He said it was better than J-Dini. Howard said he doesn't know about that. He said he thinks J-Dini got some laughs.
Howard said Scott's parents shocked him as a kid for peeing the bed. Scott said he found the pamphlet that described the device. Howard asked if it's safe to do that. Scott said he's not sure they still do it.
Howard asked if he peed his blanket in kindergarten. Scott said he doesn't remember doing that. Howard said Ronnie said it. Scott said he never said that. Ronnie came in and said that someone who went to school with Scott told him that story. He said that he peed his blanket when he was sleeping. Howard said he knew a girl who did that. He said she never lived that down. Howard said he shit his pants when he was a kid but he kept it hidden so no one knew.
Howard said Scott must have been traumatized. Scott said his parents hired a company to do this bed wetting thing. He said that's how they trained bed wetters. Howard said he likes that it was a whole company that was doing it. Howard said his parents never did something like that to him. He said that's really bad. Scott said he stopped doing it until recently. He said when you get older you start doing it again. Scott said he was only like 5 years old. Howard said that sounds like it's something that should be outlawed. He said it sounds dangerous. Scott said it was very traumatic. He said that it worked over a month or two. Howard said he should have shocked his parents. Scott asked who knew at that age. Howard said he should have put it in his parent's bed to see how they like it. Howard said that if Scott shit the bed a bomb would go off. Howard said that's enough of his sad life. Howard said Scott had to do that and then go to school and swim naked.
Howard played more of Scott singing as Bailey the Bedbug. Howard said the guys say that Scott breaks into that character at any time during their writing meetings. Will Murray came in and said that he goes into it and his jokes are always the worst. He said he gets lots of laughs but they're laughing at him. Howard said he can't believe his parents shocked him to get him to stop peeing the bed.
Howard said some guy wants Robin in a movie. Howard picked up the call and the caller said that Howard's father would be great as Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live. Howard said he has no idea what he's talking about. The caller said he wants Robin in his film. Robin said that's the one that they talked about the other day. The guy said it's called Without Hate and it's still coming together. They talked about it recently. Howard asked how much it would pay. The guy said maybe $25,000 for 5 days. Howard said Robin would do that. Howard said send her the script. The caller said he's tried to keep Don (Buchwald) updated as well as Robin. Howard got annoyed with the guy and hung up. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about last night being a big night for the live performance of Grease. Howard said he didn't even know it was on. Robin said that Vanessa Hudgens announced a couple of hours before the event that her father died of cancer. Robin said that she's being lauded for her courageous performance. Howard said he hates Grease. He said his kids loved it and he tried to get into it but he fucking hated it. Howard said it's so stupid. He said he hates music and stories together. Robin said she didn't like it either. Howard said he loves music and movies but not together. Howard said it might have been a cool movie if it wasn't a musical. Robin had Howard play some clips from the live performance that aired last night. Howard said he doesn't get it. He said it's like the WWE the way they over act. Howard said it makes him sick. He asked who would put that on anyway. Gary said that's only half the story. He said the over annunciation was followed by hand waving. He said that it was 3 hours long and it was filled with commercials. Howard said it's just horrible as he played another clip. Howard said you see 30 year olds playing high school kids and it's even worse. Howard said it's just so bad. He asked how anyone gets through it. He doesn't understand it. He said he'd be embarrassed to be in that. Robin said Howard isn't an actor. Howard said he never was in the school play. He said he would have died of embarrassment. Howard said a Grease party is when someone gets fucked in the ass.
Robin had some audio of some technical problems they had with Grease. Robin said it got some good reviews though. Robin said that's even more disturbing and surprising. Howard said he was in bed by 7:30 so he wouldn't have seen any of that. Howard said the show should be one hour. He said he needs a new contract. He said he'll come 3 days a week for one hour a day.
Robin read a story about Apple possibly producing some original programming. Howard said they have plenty of money to do that. Howard said if it's anything like the productions they put on when they release products, he'll pass. Howard said they have to update their introductions for products. Howard said that Jony Ive guy is annoying. Howard said he has a shaved head and he does the introductions. Howard said he misses Steve Jobs. Howard said even the guy who runs the company now, Tim Cook, is trying to be like Steve. Howard said they should change the whole format. Howard did his impression of ''Jony Ivy'' and said they have to stop with that and come up with new shit.
Robin said they had the whole Bruce Jenner thing where he came out and said he had a woman trapped in his body. Howard said he was watching the Kardashian's show. He said that he had the TV on because they have it on all the time for the cats to get used to hearing human voices. He said Bruce was sitting and talking to Kendall. Howard said his feet are really big. Robin said now there's a woman who said she thinks that she was supposed to be a cat and she is a cat in a human body. Robin said she claims you can tell when she purrs.
Robin had some audio clips of the candidates for tonight's caucus talking about why they think they should be the nominee. Howard said these guys all act like Trump isn't in it. He said they're just pretending that Trump isn't beating them all. Howard did a live commercial read in the middle of that. Robin had more clips after he was done. Howard had a new Ted Cruz ad that the guys put together using a Justin Bieber song.
Robin asked if Howard would be suspicious about a homeless man taking money from you if he had a credit card scanner on his phone. Robin said they found a homeless man doing that and taking money from people with their credit cards. Howard said that's awesome.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if they can get the guy who did Scott's bed to hook Richard up to that. Howard said they should start a company that does that. He asked if you can imagine that. Howard said they shocked kids. Howard said it sounds like an expensive bed. Howard said his parents really wanted to fuck him up. Howard said that can really fuck you up shocking your kid into stoping from wetting the bed. Howard said no wonder he talks like a guy who has been electro shocked. Howard said Robin's dad fingered her and even they wouldn't shock her. Howard said Robin's dad knew better. Robin laughed. Howard said that's why Scott talks the way he does. Howard said he calls it the shock that killed his soul. Howard said he no longer wets the bed or has fun. Howard did his Scott voice and Fred played a shock sound. Howard said he wonders how long it took to set up that bed for Scott. Howard wondered if there's a franchise you can open to do something like that.
Gary said they're doing some research on this and he had something similar when he was young. He said Scott had something called an electrified diaper. He said that they say now that no kid should have been put through that. Howard said his device was invented during the Holocaust. Howard said people wait so long to have a kid and then by 5 you're calling a company to come shock your child. Gary said they're looking at the device and they show that they have 4 settings and the 4th one says ''unbearable.'' Howard said that people have kids and then they end up shocking them. Howard said they don't want to put in the time. Howard said imagine a 5 year old getting shocked. Gary said that some of the other settings were tingling and painful. Howard said he doesn't get it. He said he can't imagine doing that to a 5 year old. Howard asked if Scott's parents are dead. He said he'd love to talk to them. Howard did his own Scott's Parents voices and talked to them about what they did to Scott. Howard said he likes that even Robin's dad didn't do that to her.
Robin read a story about some conjoined twins that were separated. Robin said that they are doing fine. Howard said in 5 years the parents will be shocking them for peeing the bed. Robin said the girls weighed less than 5 pounds when they were born. Robin said the doctors had to operate at just 8 days because of a life threatening thing that was going on.
Robin read a story about El Chapo the drug lord because they were showing him on the news last night. Robin said that she thinks he's kind of handsome. Robin said the family has trademarked his name and they plan on making a profit from it. Robin said that his daughter has trademarked the name through 2020 and they plan on putting out products with his name on it.
Robin read a story about Bill Gates giving his desert island song list. That's what he would want to hear if he was trapped on an island. He had queen and David Bowie's ''Under Pressure'' on the list. He had Willie Nelson's ''Blue Skies'' on the list. He had an Ed Sheeran song and Jimi Hendrix ''Are You Experienced'' as well. Robin said Bill also had The Beatles ''Two of Us'' and The Sound of Music. Howard asked what's with this guy. Robin said he had a song from the Broadway show Hamilton. Robin said his number one song was U2's ''One.'' Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Jon said he can't overlook Scott Salem's revelation about being shocked as a child. Jon said he didn't have a fighting chance with everything he went through. Jon said he's never had a real shot. He said that he has a pretty good disposition based on what he has had to go through. Rahsaan asked how old Jon was when he last pissed the bed. Jon said he can't remember but it was when he was a kid. Rahsaan said he did it about 4 years ago when he was really drunk. Jon said he wonders if JD ever did it. He said he knows Gary did it when he was a kid.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Wednesday's show was amazing. He said JD made today's show so bad. He said he didn't put anything into that at all. Jon said JD actually did put a lot into it. He said he was standing next to him when he was doing the voices and accents. He said he thinks JD got very discouraged as he was doing it. Jon played a clip of JD doing his thing as the Great J-Dini. Jon said he was right next to him as he was doing that. He said it was funny visually. JD said he didn't even do his Maxwell Smart as a different voice when he was in school.
The caller said JD just wasn't as good as Wendy as the judge last week. Jon said some bits you'll love and some you won't. He said that he's sure J-Dini is an evolving character. He said Howard can turn a bad bit into a good one by ragging on the person who is doing it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he had a similar thing that Scott was talking about. He said that he remembers it ringing a bell. Jo said that's what Gary had too. The caller said he never got shocked or anything. Jon said if it works then that's good. The caller said it took about 6 months but it was better than going to bed with a big rubber pad in the bed.
The caller said that it worked great on him. He said he stopped wetting his bed because of it. Jon said that it can fuck with your head though. He said Gary will come in and talk about his experience with it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he thought the J-Dini bit was funny today. She said if Howard hadn't said anything she would have thought it was funny. She didn't see what was bad about it. Jon said he thinks that making JD feel poorly about it was part of the bit. Jon said that he's not sure that J-Dini will be on again in the future. He said Howard isn't going to stick with a bit if he thinks it's bad. The caller said she's surprised that Howard didn't like it. They went to break after that.
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Gary said Bob was a really nice guy. He said he and Bob would hangout and talk about the Jets in the green room. He said he had a tattoo of his face on his arm and he had a Jets tattoo too. He said Bob really knew his stuff with the Jets. Gary said he just liked the guy in general. Gary said he spent a lot of time with him too. Jon said that Bob's voice was used so many times on the show.
Jon took a call from a guy who brought up Crackhead Bob and the time they hooked him up with Special K in the hotel room. The caller said that they should hook up the Flat Ronnie thing with one of those sensors where they talk. Gary said his favorite Crackhead Bob thing was when they sent him to Graceland and had him crying.
Jon said they had the revelation today about Scott and his shock system. Jon said Gary had a bell go off in his bed. Gary said it really didn't do anything. He said his family thought it was supposed to wake you up so you didn't pee. He said it didn't work like that so they returned it after two days. Jon said Scott had it really tough as a kid. Gary said it was a different time in the 1950s. Gary said at least his parents thought they were trying to help him unlike Robin's dad who was just out of his fucking mind.
Jon took a call from a woman who said she thinks it's cruel to set up JD. She said that he's not a performer. Gary said he would say that but JD has said he has aspirations to be an actor and that he can act. The caller said that's just a delusion then. She said that it's never going to work out if he does something like that. The caller also said that she's worried about King of All Blacks wife. She said it's not going to be helpful at all. She said it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen with the poll. Jon said that King has the opportunity to bring in his wife to get the chance to talk to Ronnie's girlfriend. He said that he's always ragging on everyone there about not being able to control their wives. Gary said that he does that to them and they're not trying to get him to bring her in, they're trying to make King realize that he's in a marriage and he can't control her.
Jon said Ronnie was all over the place laughing about this and the Scott stuff today. He also brought up his road rage. Jon said he thinks that Ronnie has a lot of road rage too. Gary said he has ridden with Ronnie before and he thinks that Jon is a brutal tailgater. Jon said he does tailgate too much. He said he does it for a reason. He said the left lane is a passing lane and you should move over. He said he'll tailgate to get people to move over. Gary said that's a passive form of road rage. He said if you get the guy who doesn't move over then you're going to get someone pissed. Gary said he had a guy do it to him and he returned the favor and the guy slammed on the brakes. He said he fishtailed all over the road. Gary said he wondered why he was fighting with people on the highway. Jon said he knows he's wrong for doing it but know the rules of the road and get out of the left lane. They went to break a short time later.
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Jon said Howard has 800 things on his plate that he wants to get it. He said that you can't take it personally. Gary said Eric the Actor was the one who was toughest to deal with. Gary said that they could have three guests on in a week and Eric would complain that Howard didn't pick up on him for 3 days. He said he'd get genuinely angry.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he has a problem with Jon and the pulling over shit. The guy said that he might be doing 73 in a 65 zone and he isn't going to let one asshole zig and zag through traffic. He said he's not going to go any faster for him. He said that he's not going to slow down to move over. Jon said he makes a fair point. He said if he's doing 73 in a 65 he has no problem with that. He said he really doesn't tailgate like Gary says. Gary said he rides really close. The caller also said he can't wait to get his book. He said he can't figure out why he and Jason didn't write it together. He said he was driving home at 3 in the morning hearing that and he was writing the show about Jon and he thinks about him coming up and standing in the way in line. He said that is such bad ethics. He said he's slowing the line up and holding other people up to get his food. Jon said you should be able to order what you want and get it that way. Jon said that some places bring your food to you. He said he has a problem with it if they tell you they're giving you the food right away and you have to wait for it.
Gary said the point the guy was making is that he can get something that's easy to fill but Jon is stopping the line because he ordered special. Jon said there are other lines to go to.
Gary said Jon has this thing called Elevator Club. He said that he has a lot more rules about elevators that came up this morning. Jon said he does. He said that when you get in you should walk to the back and get out of the way. He said for people who have the ability to walk the steps a couple of floors should take the steps. Jon said he was on the elevator earlier and he said ''Sucks for you huh?'' and walked away. He said that he must have heard the show this morning.
Gary said he is mad if they do have steps they can use to go from one floor to another. Jon said he also thinks that if you're having a conversation in the elevator and holding the door to have it then fuck you. He said no phones too. He said that he is being kind of an asshole but that's what they have to deal with. Jon said that if someone is having a conversation on a phone they'll talk loud just to annoy that person.
Jon said the Robin train thing was crazy. Jon said Howard went off on her again for traveling. Gary said he thought there was an hourly shuttle thing that she could fly on. Jon said Robin is trying to avoid flying. Jon said she's not going to stay put though. Jon asked if Howard is out of line telling her not to travel. Gary said Howard is telling her not to do anything like he doesn't do anything. Gary said if he had a cold for a month and went down to DC for an hour he'd be nailed to the wall.
Jon asked Rahsaan for the poll results. Rahsaan said that Ronnie got 69 percent of the votes. Jon said you don't really know what goes on behind closed doors. Gary said King shouldn't be calling them out for not being able to control their wives if he's not living that life. Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology where they'll be playing Crackhead Bob's first appearance on the show. Jon said they're going to miss Bob. He said he was a special one. Gary said he was a good guy. He said he was sort of happy go lucky too. He was just living his life. Gary said rest in peace. Jon and Rahsaan did too. They ended the show around 12:00pm.
Howard started the show singing along to his opening song about how he just drank his coffee and how he'll be crashing in about an hour. Howard had Fred firing off a cannon to go along with that. Howard said for the next four hours you'll be hearing blah, blah, blah... du.
Howard said he doesn't want to talk too much politics. He said he has a lot of thoughts on that stuff though. Robin said they have the Iowa Caucus results. Howard said that Ted Cruz took it. Howard said that's because he had 12,000 volunteers. Howard said there were 180,000 people in the caucus. Howard said what you do is stand in a pig fuck room and you pick the person you're for and you stand over and tell someone to come over and caucus with you. He said they yell and try to get people to come over. Howard said it's like the stock exchange. Howard asked why this even exists. Robin said the people in Iowa have nothing better to do. Robin said Cruz's camp had a very organized thing going on. She said they were able to contact more people than the other camps.
Howard said he says that Trump won. Howard said he doesn't have any volunteers and he doesn't even care. Howard said he knows Donald and he doesn't need all of this bullshit. Howard said he went on TV and started talking about this stuff and people loved him. Howard said he hasn't put a dime into this other than going on TV and talking. He said that Cruz had to get 12,000 volunteers and Trump didn't bother but he still had people caucusing for him. Howard said Rubio has a lot going for him too. Howard said he's a respected senator. Robin said she thinks that this looks better for Trump. Howard said he thinks Rubio might end up winning once the rest of the people drop out. Howard said Hillary Clinton has to be freaking out about Bernie Sanders doing so well.
Howard said the reason millenials are for Bernie is because he wants to offer free college. Howard said that these people get out of school and they owe $700,000 in loans. Howard said that you're not going to be able to pay that stuff off. Howard said someone told him that this girl got $500,000 in loans for social work and they don't make a big living. Howard said they do the most important work but they don't get paid well. Howard said they will never pay it off unless they marry some rich asshole. Robin said here are less and less of those around too. Robin said there's nothing worse than a poor asshole. Howard asked Benjy if she's right. Howard pointed out his beard. Howard said he's getting the attention that he's been seeking. Howard said he covers up his blotchy face with that thing and his baseball cap. Howard said he just sees his eyes. Howard said he finally figured out his look.
Howard said lets start out with some Benjy time. He said Benjy loves that. Howard said Benjy said a few weeks ago he had regrets about not being a stand up comic. Howard had a bit they created using clips of Benjy and Shuli being stand up comics out on the road.
Howard said Benjy goes home and cries into that beard of his. He said that's why it's the color it is. Howard said they showed pictures of Benjy to people on the street and asked what they think he does for a living. They had audio of people saying he looks like a hunter or that he does film or he's a sexual predator.
Howard had a clip of Mariann talking about Benjy and how she thinks that he's nuts wanting to be a comedian. She said that the grass isn't greener on the other side all the time. Mariann was saying this to Sal in his office. Howard said he liked that she whispered. He said she's easier to take when she whispers.
Howard played a song parody from Psych about Benjy's crying. Howard said that was the Benjy block. He said that might have been enough. Howard asked if Benjy liked that. Benjy said he did mildly. Howard said maybe they'll have another one in a couple of weeks. He said maybe they'll check in whit him in the summer.
Howard said one guy says that the show has never been better with Sal, Richard and JD in the studio more. He said that it reminds him of the early Sirius days.
Howard said Crackhead Bob got a lot of email too. Howard said the NY Daily News did a great thing giving a full page to Bob and his death. Robin said he would have loved that. Howard said they love Crackhead Bob and they gave him a whole page. Howard said Gary said he received a very tearful call from Bob's sister who was looking after him. Howard said she was moved that they honored him with the many bits. Howard said he read in the paper that Bob's dad found him. He said he was in the hospital a couple days before and then he was found dead 2 days later. Howard said he lived a tough life and his sister thinks that's what did him in.
Howard had some email about Bob that he read through. Howard said Bob never begged for money like so many of the other Wack Pack did. Howard read more email and one guy brought up how Bob wanted to beat up one of the Jesus Twins on the show once. Howard and Robin didn't remember that. Howard said Bob may have begged for money and they just didn't understand him.
Howard played a bit where Riley, Hank the Dwarf and Crackhead Bob all meet in Heaven. Howard read more feedback from the fans like Ike Barinholtz who said that the Wack Pack deaths must come in 12s. Howard played a song parody about Crackhead Bob and other Wack Packers dying. That was from Psych. Robin said it was beautiful.
Howard read a few more comments from people like Steve Lacy and one of the guys from the Dan Patrick Show. Howard said there you go.
Howard said they still have Jeff the Drunk, Bobo, Wendy, Gary the Conqueror, High Pitch Eric and more. Howard said Beetlejuice is still with them too. Howard said he fears that Eric and Jeff will be next to go. Howard said lets enjoy them while they still have them. Howard said Jeff's cough is so bad he thinks he's going to be next to go. Howard had him on the phone and Jeff said ''Thanks a lot Howard.'' Howard said he wishes he'd stop smoking. Jeff asked if he realized they say ''Chello'' on American Idol. Howard asked where it came from. Jeff didn't know. Howard said he heard it was from the TV show ''Good Times.'' Howard said he thinks that Jeff isn't far off thinking he brought it back with his 30 Periscope followers. Howard said he will be saying Chow Bye to everyone next. Jeff said that's what he does. Howard said Jeff has to stop smoking. Jeff said okay he will do that for him. Robin said he's not going to stop. Howard asked how much a pack costs now. Jeff said it's like 10 bucks and 15 in the city.
Howard said lets enjoy some time with The Lump too. Howard had him on the phone as well. The Lump goofed on Jeff about waving his cock on camera for a guy. Howard and The Lump talked about how small Jeff's dick was in that screen shot of him. Howard asked how big it is. Jeff said it has to be 5 or 6 inches. Howard said he thought that he had that chick giving him a hand job once and she was only able to use a couple of fingers around it.
Robin asked if Jeff had any fall out from that picture of him with his dick out. Jeff said not yet. He said he's sure there will be. Howard said he thinks that they've spent enough time with Jeff and The Lump. The Lump asked if Jeff is going to fuck his dead hand again. Jeff said no. He didn't have anything else planned.
Gary said Shuli told him that Jeff has been asking people for stuff in his private Periscopes. He said he's been asking for a washing machine and dining room chairs. Jeff said he doesn't even have a washing machine. Howard asked if he really has a dining room in that trailer. Jeff said that he has a table there. Howard asked Shuli how he has a dining room. Shuli said the only guests in his house have been cops and paramedics in the past year.
Howard said people are asking why he has 4 satellite dishes on his trailer. Howard said he can only imagine that people have asked to put their dishes there. Howard said it's like the ABC trailer having 2 dishes on it. Jeff said he has 4 because he had DirecTV. Then he had Dish TV. He got some other company for his internet. Howard said it would be great if his roof collapsed from the weight of the dishes. Shuli said that or he contacts alien life with them. Howard said it looks like a government facility. Howard said he thinks that they're using that place as a dumping ground for satellite dishes. Shuli said you know every time it ended horribly with the companies he was dealing with. Howard asked if that's pretty accurate. Jeff said not at all.
Howard asked Jeff how he got those services. Jeff said it was just through the years. Shuli said every time some guy had to climb up there to put them up there. Howard said he's got an impressive trailer. He said it looks like a broadcast center. The Lump said Jeff loves things that are useless. His dishes and his arm. Howard said Jeff used to open the door at a supermarket. Howard said he was a door stop. Jeff said he wasn't even living there at the time he worked at the park. Shuli said this is why they don't let Jeff talk. He said he's like a spike strip in a police chase.
Shuli said the funniest thing they ever found out was the time the fire fighters had to come and flip Jeff over at his hotel room. Jeff said ''alright guys...'' like he was ready to end this. Jeff asked if they can donate to his web site. Howard asked about the 4 dining room chairs. Robin said he has someone on Periscope who wants to redo his trailer and he needs these things for the makeover. Howard said he has to figure out his donation schedule and donate to either Jeff or kids with cancer. Howard asked where his dining room is. Jeff said it's like his kitchen. Howard said he has a diner booth in there. Jeff said it goes from there to his living room. Howard said he has to get out his check book for the dining room chairs. Howard asked if it's a living room or a dining room. Jeff said it's the kitchen. Howard said there's no room in there. Jeff said he has a table right there. He was yelling at Howard. The Lump said his blow up doll sits there with him. Jeff said he got rid of that years ago. Howard said it's up on the roof with the satellite dishes.
Jeff said he broke 18 million hearts yesterday. Robin had no idea what he was talking about. Shuli said he can't buy anything with those hearts. Howard said it's a good thing he has 18 million spare hearts. The Lump said he hopes he can get that fifth satellite dish up there. Jeff said he's not getting anything. Howard asked if he is concerned that the dishes might cave his roof in. Jeff told Howard to get his ass up there and take them down. Howard said he's not doing anything. Howard said he doesn't care.
Howard asked how many trailers are in the park up there. Jeff said maybe 40. Howard asked if there are constant robberies in the park. Jeff said no. Howard said he lived in shitty communities and there were constant robberies. Howard said he imagines that people are desperate for cash. He said they might do a heist and take his TV or something. Jeff said he locks his door when he leaves. Shuli asked if he puts the hand brake on too. Howard asked if there are any hot chicks there. Jeff said fuck no. Howard asked if he's the richest guy up there. Jeff said he might be. He said people there do work. He said the most successful guy there is a janitor. Howard said that guy has a nice trailer. Howard said that guy must feel great about that. Howard asked if anyone tries to rob that guy. Jeff said no one tries to rob him either.
Howard asked if Jeff tries to go to other trailers or are people afraid of him. Jeff said they're afraid of him. Howard said Jeff is a snob and he thinks he's better than those people. Howard asked if they ever have a barbecue or anything. Jeff said they do in the summer. He said he's invited too. Robin said he's the celebrity in the neighborhood.
Howard asked if there are other ethnicities there or is it all white. Jeff said it's pretty much all white. Jeff said he wouldn't want to bring down the value of his home. Howard said when the blacks move in the trailer goes from $7 to $5. Howard said that it's time to move. The Lump said that Jeff flips the burgers at the barbecue with his dead arm. Howard said he thinks they've heard enough. Howard said they have pictures from Jeff's bedroom so they can see what other furniture he needs. They goofed around about him asking for fancy furniture. Howard said he's thinking about adding a second floor. Jeff said he does need a lift chair. Fred said he's skiing. Howard said he's not sure what that is. Robin said it's a chair that tilts to help you get up. Howard said that's because Jeff is getting too much exercise.
Gary said he's looking at Jeff the Drunk's Wishlist on Amazon.com. He saw the lift chair and a bunch of other things on there. Howard said that he doesn't have room for the chair in there. Howard said he must be getting this stuff and selling it. Howard asked how he can fit 4 chairs and a sectional in there. Jeff said he has plenty of room. He said it's 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Howard asked what room he showed his cock in. Jeff said that was in the kitchen. Howard said that's disgusting. The Lump said there are 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and one asshole.
Howard said Jeff has 4 different remotes in his bedroom. Jeff said that was from years ago when his mother was alive. He said now he has just one. Shuli asked if it's true he doesn't have any TV service in there. Jeff has a new TV but he can't watch anything on it.
Howard said he's spent 45 minutes with him and it's enough. Howard let Jeff and The Lump go after that. The Lump told Howard to get Shuli out of there too. Howard said The Lump is jealous of his air time. Fred played a song parody about Jeff and they went to break after that.
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Howard said Flat Ronnie was on the set of Supergirl. Howard said they have a song for Flat Ronnie too. Howard played the song about Flat Ronnie that Daniel Mendelson did.
Howard said he went to bed with Beth and they had to catch up on The Bachelor. Howard said they love that show. Howard said it was 10 to 8 so he wanted to watch Beverly Hills Housewives and then start watching The Bachelor so they had a cache in the DVR. Howard said they were watching Beverly Hills Housewives and Beth said she can't believe that he likes that show. Howard said Beth also said she didn't pay anything near $1800 for the shows that King of All Blacks pointed out. Howard said that she got them as a bargain. Howard said that he's not sure why they're that much retail. Howard said they have a red bottom and that makes them expensive. Howard said he loves girls in high heels but Beth hates wearing them. Howard said he loves it though. Howard said he doesn't think about the horror of what women are doing to their feet.
Howard said he loves The Bachelor so much. He said he watched some of last night's episode. He said he fell asleep and then the heat woke him up. He said it sounded like someone hammering a nail. Howard said he got up around 1 in the morning to pee. Howard said Beth had left the bed and she was wearing a white slip so he thought there was a ghost in the room. Howard said he was startled. Howard said the ghost asked how much he gets up to pee. He said that was his first time. Howard said he went to pee with a hard on so it takes like 10 minutes to go. Robin asked why he was hard. Howard said it's a piss hard on. Howard said it's so weird. Howard said he can see the shadow of his penis in the dark. He said it's not very impressive. Howard said his dick is like his nose. It's skinny and not that long.
Howard said they measured him once and he may have pressed the thing up against his balls really hard to get 6 inches.
Howard said this Bachelor says he sells software or something and you're like ''What?'' He said that he's trying to act like a wealthy bachelor. He said he has the grammar of a 4th grader. Howard said he's going for this hot chick who has a kid and she hasn't seen her kid the whole time that she's doing this show. Howard said that she was using the word ''like'' so many times in a sentence. Howard said she was using it like 3 times in a sentence. Howard said she had vocal fry too so it was super annoying. Howard said they say that the vocal fry thing is supposed to make women sound more intelligent and he thinks that has the Bachelor fooled.
Howard said the show is a disaster waiting to happen. Howard said he's the biggest idiot for sitting and watching these people. He said he's self aware.
Howard played an Andy Cohen warning at the start of that conversation and one at the end to warn people that it was a gay conversation starting and ending.
Howard was talking about a phony phone call where the guys used clips of fake Michael Caine and the hosts of the show don't know how to handle it. Howard said the girls on The Bachelor are so hot. He said they're all hard bodies and it's awesome. He said they're all mental though. Howard said anyone who goes on that show has to be mental. Robin said they just get crazy people and put them on the show for the drama.
Howard said he has a Baba Booey from a FOX affiliate in Indiana. Howard played the clip and the reporter was doing a report from a restaurant and she talks to the owner and the place said Baba Booey but both he and the reporter didn't know what it meant. Howard went to break after that. They played a High Pitch Eric ''Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'' bit as they were going to break.
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Howard said that's awesome. Robin said she loves Michael Caine. Howard said he's great. He said they love Michael Caine and they should have more of him on the show in 2016.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that his favorite Crackhead Bob moment was when they set him up with Special K. Howard said that his call isn't that interesting so he's going to let him play a game to win $500 from Kabbage.com. Howard said that this is the Big Foot Place the Face game. Howard said this is where they show Big Foot a picture of a celebrity and they have to guess if Big Foot will know who it is. Howard gave the guy a practice one. Howard said they showed Big Foot a picture of Mr. Spock. Howard asked if the caller thinks he can identify him. The caller, Gerald, said he can lock him in with a no. Big Foot said that's the one who plays in Star Wars. Stock or Wock.
Howard said this is the game now. He said that he has 5 shots at winning the 500 bucks. Howard said they showed him a picture of Elvis Presley. Gerald said that he will know that one. Big Foot said he's trying to think of his name and he can't think of it. He thought it was Peter Frampton.
Howard said they showed a picture of E.T. to Big Foot. Gerald said that he will not get that one. Big Foot said that's E.T.
Howard said Gerald isn't doing well. He has to get the next 3 right. Howard said they showed Big Foot a picture of Bill Clinton next. Gerald said that he will know that one. Big Foot said it was President Bush.
Howard said that Gerald just lost. Gerald said he wants to give some suggestions for Flat Ronnie. Howard guessed it wasn't going to be very good but he let him do it anyway. Gerald said that they should have a talking Flat Ronnie that gives sex tips. Howard said that would be a big waste of money. Howard said he can't make that happen. He liked the idea though. Howard said he knew that wasn't going anywhere.
Howard said he wants to give away the $500 so he got another contestant on the phone. Howard had a guy named Aaron on the phone to play. Howard said he gets the game. He said they showed Big Foot a picture of Batman. Aaron guessed that Big Foot will know that one. Howard locked him in on a yes. Big Foot knew it was Batman.
Howard said they showed Big Foot a picture of Brad Pitt next. Aaron said he's going to go with no on this one. Big Foot said that was Paul Newman.
Howard said they showed Big Foot a picture of Frankenstein. Aaron said he thinks he won't know the name. Big Foot said that's Frankenstein. Aaron got that one wrong.
Howard said they showed Big Foot a picture of George Washington. Aaron guessed that Big Foot will not know that one. Robin agreed. Big Foot said that is Washington. Aaron missed that one too.
Howard said it comes down to the last question. He said they showed Big Foot a picture of Hillary Clinton. Aaron said he thinks that he will know that one. Robin stayed out of that one. Big Foot said that's Hillary Clinton so Aaron won the 500 bucks.
Howard said that concludes that Name that Face game. Howard said he has a couple more. He asked if he will now Hitler. Big Foot called him Ralph the Nazi. He knew Jesus. Howard said they showed him Lincoln. Big Foot thought it was Washington. Howard said he should know Martin Luther King. Big Foot called him Jimmy Jackson. Big Foot said Oprah was on TV but he can't remember her name. Howard said it's interesting what gets through to him. They went to break after that. They played a tribute to Crackhead Bob and a Sour Shoes as Gary Dell'Abate bit as they went to break.
Wolfie put Mary on the phone and Howard asked her what she's doing down there at the trial. Mary said she was on her way to get a muffin and she saw the reporters there so she wondered what was going on there. Howard asked if she's a Cosby fan. She said she is. Howard asked Mary what she thinks about these 50 plus women coming out against him. He asked her what makes her think that they're lying. Mary said that they just want attention and they're ganging up on Bill because he's a guy. Robin asked if there is a war between women and men. She said there isn't but maybe they're just saying that he raped them. Howard asked who she's supporting for president. She said Trump.
Howard said she also says that the Jews are behind the whole Cosby set up. She said that's right. Mary said they have power in New York and they want to target Bill Cosby. She said that's just because he's Bill Cosby. Howard asked if it's because he's a successful black man. Mary said that's it. Howard said that the Jews basically frame a lot of comedians. Mary said she doesn't think so. She said that there are so many people out there that this won't happen again.
Mary said she had to go get breakfast. Howard asked if she's over weight. She said she is a medium sized woman. She said she's about 5'3'' and 140 pounds. Robin asked if there are other people that the Jews have targeted. Howard said maybe Chris Rock. Howard let Mary go and said that he'd welcome her if she wants to come to their studio. Howard said that they have a new Wack Pack position opening up. Mary said she'll get a card from Mr. Wolfie. Howard said she sounds perfect. Howard asked Mary what education she's had. She said she graduated high school and had some college but she didn't graduate. She said that she was told she'd get an honorary degree but she's yet to see it. Howard asked if she has any driving instructor awards. Mary said no.
Howard asked what Mary does for a living. She said she's a lawyer. She said she didn't graduate though. Howard said she said she hasn't graduated. Mary said she has a degree from a small college in Norristown. She said she is working on a case right now. Howard asked if the Jews are behind that case too. She said not at all. Howard asked how many satellite dishes she has on her trailer. Mary just laughed. Howard asked what she's going to have for breakfast. She said she's having egg, cheese and sausage. She said she's going to a little shop there in town.
Howard let Mary go and Wolfie got back on the line. Wolfie said he'll get her number. He said he has a lot of black people across the street. He asked if Howard wants to talk to them too. Howard said he would like to talk to them. Robin said that she's still wondering about Mary and her law degree. Howard said they have to get her down there.
Wolfie went over to some people hanging out at the trial and one guy said that Cosby is innocent. He said they haven't proven anything. Howard asked if it's a plot against the black man by the Jews. The guy said he's not sure about that.
That guy put another guy on the line and Howard asked him if he thinks the Jews are behind this. That guy said he doesn't know about that either. The guy was talking about why he thinks Cosby is innocent. Howard asked him to put the reporter back on the line so he can clobber him. Howard told Wolfie no more black people. Howard said he's going to hang up because he thinks that someone took his phone. Howard said the black people blew it today. One of the guys said that they're getting the reporter right now. Howard asked where he is. Wolfie got back on the line. Wolfie went to get that girl's number. He said she was walking away so he went to get that. Howard said he trusted the black people with his phone. Wolfie said he trusts everyone.
Howard said he was going to play some Wolfie interviews but his phone connection is shitty so he's going to hold off on that. He said he'll talk to him another time. He let Wolfie go. Howard said he's learned that you can only take so much Wolfie.
Howard said Eddie Griffin is defending Cosby in a video he put out. Howard said he's claiming it's a systematic effort to bring down the black man. Howard played some of Eddie's comments about Cosby. Eddie said Dr. Cosby is a class act. Eddie said that this was in the 70s and they have to remember that. Howard said that's back when people thought they were being raped but they weren't. Eddie said the 70s was a different time. He said people had coke spoons around their necks and they were doing the toot, toot. Eddie said that they went to the room with the guy and why would they do that with a made man. Eddie was talking to another guy who said they waited 30 years to come out. Eddie said that they waited 30 years to come out about it too. Howard said come on Eddie.
Howard played more of Eddie talking about how this is all to break the image of all black entertainers. He mentioned Kobe Bryant. He talked about how there are 37 women and counting coming out against Cosby. Howard said it's actually 52 now. He said they have to get Eddie in there.
Howard said the interviewer is DJ Vlad. Howard played more of Eddie and DJ Vlad talking about Cosby. Eddie said he wants to talk about this little white boy director. Eddie said he doesn't see them fucking with that mother fucker. Robin said he ran away to another country. They were talking about Roman Polanski. Howard said that he's the white devil so what does he know. Howard said he was at a big white people meeting talking about how to frame Bill Cosby the other day. Howard said they have to get Eddie in there again. Howard said that it's obviously time for another interview.
Howard played a clip of Eric appearing on the White Power radio station. They had two guys asking Eric questions about black people and Eric was all about White Power when they were asking him questions. Howard said Eric was into the White Power station. He played another clip where the guys took some calls and Eric was saying ''White power, white power!'' They asked Eric about black people who are milking the system. Eric said he hates that. Howard pointed out that Eric is milking the system himself.
Howard played another clip where Eric was taking about how it's not the blacks who are taking their jobs, it's the Chinese. They had a fake caller who asked Eric to do an impression of black people. Eric did that by lowering his voice.
Howard said they were going to set up a NAMBLA channel for Eric too. Howard said that Eric gets all confused when he's asked racial questions. They played a clip of Eric stumbling to get his words out.
Howard played a clip of Eric doing intros for White Power Radio. They also asked Eric if he would do parades with them. Eric said he would love to. Robin said they should call Eric now and tell him that Donnie doesn't want to have any association with him now. Howard and Fred did their impression of what Eric might say if they did that.
King said his wife is willing to come down but they have to resolve some things first. He said he doesn't tell his wife what to do. He said that he heard the Wrap Up Show where they were talking about how he beats up his wife but he doesn't do that. He said he isn't a cave man. He said the only thing he'll say to his wife is asking her if she'd rather be with him than her friends. Howard said that she's a human being so she's not going to want to just hang around him. He said this is why people don't like him. Howard asked if he's really that barbaric. Howard said he's the reason they have the Taliban.
King said that if he was in a bar with Howard would he really want Beth to be with some other guy. Howard said that they're talking about her going out with her girlfriends. Howard said he has to get out of this. He said this is just dumb. King said he wants him to be honest. Howard said he is being honest. Howard said when he's dead he wants Beth to be happy and not miserable. Howard said he can't tell King anything. Robin said he's decided how things are and you can't change his mind. Howard said that's why people can't stand him.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's heard about his tissue method when he masturbates. He said his wife cums into his wife's old panties and he can wash those. He said that way you don't have to wash your dick. Howard said that he doesn't believe that. He said he's lying. The caller said he's not. Howard said he has to get out of this conversation too. He was creeped out by that guy. Howard said he jerks off into Fred's boxer shorts instead.
Howard played a Caitlyn Jenner (Kyle Dunnigan) song parody. Howard said he loves Caitlyn. He said he saw him on The Kardashians and he was sitting there not believing that is Bruce Jenner. Robin said it's not though. Howard said it was. He said that he kind of walks hunched over like he does. Howard said it's weird because he's an athlete. Howard said he walks hunched over dressed like a woman. Howard said it's not a good look for a gal. Robin said he needs classes to help fem her up. Howard played another fake Caitlyn song parody after that.
Howard played more of the audio and said this went on and on. He said that they never played him off. They had to go out and hire an orchestra to play him off.
Howard said he wasn't done after that. He said it goes on and on. He said he watched it and thought it was awesome that he just goes on and on.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks and asked what he wants. King said he has certain views on certain things. Howard said he seriously needs help. Howard said he can't believe that his wife should sit home and wait for him. Howard said he has to stop it. He said no one wants to hear this. He said it's asinine. King said he was trying to say something and it came out wrong. He said he hates when people do that. He said that he hates phony ads and all of that. King said in his mind he doesn't understand why she... Fred played him off with loud music.
Howard said he ignored the music. King said people don't like him because... Fred played him off again with loud music. King just laughed. Howard said he's still there. King said he knows Howard is honest and he knows he knows what he's talking about. Howard said he wouldn't be happy if his wife sat home waiting for him.
Howard said as long as he brought up his wife she's on the Kitten Bowl this Sunday on the Hallmark channel. Howard said there are a lot of people using animals as a scam to make money on the streets. Howard said this cat they just got was stuck out in the street with a homeless person. Howard said the cat was breathing heavy and they brought it to the vet. Howard said it got a pneumonia thing and now it has a polyp. Howard said they had to have an operation to help the cat. He said she's doing fine now though. Howard said the cops can't do anything to help the animals. King said that they have a new law about peeing on the street. Robin said she saw a guy standing against a planter like he was using a urinal.
King said when he was coming up they didn't grow up in the ghetto. He said they had an in ground pool and not like the above ground pool with the ladder and all of that. Howard asked if he laughed at his neighbors with the above ground pool. King said no. He said that black people didn't know how they got it. Howard said he really has to go. He finally hung up on King.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he's mad at King because he brought up his wife. Howard said sometimes King can be good but sometimes he's not. He said he has to bail on him at times.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said he took a beating yesterday. Howard said he got a lot of email yesterday about Bobo. Howard said one guy wrote in about how they applaud the instructor in a class as a courtesy. Another person said if Bobo killed himself he wouldn't be upset.
Bobo said he got a special achievement award for almost getting killed by a train. He said he was on a road test and the guy crashed through the gate and he almost got killed. Howard asked why there is an award for that. Bobo said he took care of the vehicle and got it out of the way. Howard said he has to get out of this discussion too. Bobo said he got some other awards and they don't give that to nobody. Howard said that's great grammar. Howard said he's a teacher and he says that. Bobo said he got two awards that no one else gets in his line of work. Fred played Bobo off with loud music.
Howard told Bobo to talk about Paul Walker like Vin Diesel did. Bobo said he took a week off sick after that. Howard said alright and let him go.
Howard played a prank call the guys made to an internet radio show using clips of Bobo talking about his awards.
Howard said Bobo really gets affected by what happens on the show. Howard said that they have to start loving him. Robin said he wants the success there that he had in his driving education life.
Howard said he likes Vin Diesel but he has to put his life in perspective and see that those movies aren't that great. Howard said he knows they made a ton of money but don't get up like you're Orson Wells. Howard said he feels bad about Paul Walker and all of that but he's talking about the movies. Robin said this is high art to him. Howard said that he is bringing people joy so how can you argue with that?
Howard played a clip of Heather talking about this. Howard said that no one really cares about this. Heather was talking about how what they were saying was not true. She said that the line about her living in fear was taken out of context. Howard said this is the most boring feud. Howard said it sounds like she's reading this statement. Robin said it did sound that way. Howard said that's some feud. Howard said she had a prepared statement about it.
Robin asked Howard if someone he had a relationship with started treating him differently and he anted to addressed it, would he call that person or go on a podcast. Howard said he would call that person... on his podcast. They went to break after that. They played a JD song parody as they went to break.
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Howard took a call from a guy who did his Don Imus impression and asked Howard ''how's your Donkey Kong?'' Howard said that's how Imus used to answer his calls. Howard said that shows how bad radio was when they got to New York radio. Howard said his radio friends said he was just jealous when he talked about how bad that was. Howard said he turned out to be so great and fabulous when he got on radio there. Howard did his Imus impression a little bit. Howard and the caller were going back and forth with their Imus impressions. Howard said when he gave the time or temperature he made a quack, quack sound. Howard said that's how the audience identified that the traffic and weather were coming up. Howard said radio was so lame. He said he knew that he could excel in the business because of that.
Howard said that even the commercials sucked for Imus. The caller said something about ''If I wasn't so bad I wouldn't be so good.'' Howard said that was the worst. Howard said he wasn't doing anything that bad. The caller brought up some of the other characters Imus did on his show. Howard said one time he did a phony phone call where he ordered 1000 burgers and he made a whole album based on that.
Howard asked the caller some questions about Imus and he knew everything. It turns out it was Sour Shoes pretending to be a regular caller. Sour brought up the Imus Salsa and Howard said he was charging him up with this stuff. Howard did more of his Imus impression. Howard said he has to get out of this. Howard asked if he had anything else he wanted to do. Sour asked if he has seen Marco Rubio's wife because she's hot. Howard said he hasn't seen her. Sour said he thinks Marco's wife is hotter than Ted Cruz's wife.
Howard said Imus had coffee too. Howard said they started with products after they tried to sell other things like photos and stuff. Sour was doing his Imus impression and Howard didn't seem to know that it was Sour Shoes.
Gary gave Howard a picture of Marco Rubio's wife and Howard said she is hot. Howard said she looks kind of like Daisy Fuentes. Howard said she used to be a Miami Dolphin's cheerleader. Howard said she's really hot. Howard said here must be some almost nude pictures out there of her. Gary said they're working on it. He said she did a calendar shoot for the cheerleaders.
The caller said that Mrs. Santorum is pretty hot too. Howard said he hasn't seen her. Howard let the caller go a short time later. Howard said he really knew a lot of Imus references.
Howard said Rubio's wife is something else. Howard asked how old she is. He said she's in pretty good shape. Howard asked why he's not seeing pictures. Gary said they were hard to find. Howard said he's hearing that Rand Paul has a hot wife too. Gary said that Rubio's wife holds a weekly bible class. He said she looks like she's... He cut himself off and said he's not sure what he she looks like. Howard said he wants to see pictures of the wives so he can see what's going on. Gary said they're working on it.
Will Murray came in and said all of the wives are hot. Howard said Rand Paul's wife isn't bad at all. Howard said he would say Marco Rubio's wife is hotter. Howard said so far she's winning. Howard told him to bring him more pictures so he can judge. Fred said that John Kasich's wife is okay but not as hot as Rubio's wife. Robin said he'll say the same about Ted Cruz's wife. Howard said he has to see them.
Gary came in with more pictures. Howard said that you don't get to see all of that. Howard said he sees another Rand Paul's wife picture and she is hot. Fred said she's not as hot as Rubio's wife. Howard said he's right. Howard said he picks his candidates by their wives. Gary said none of them are as hot as Melania Trump. Howard said no because she's a professional model. Howard asked Robin if she would fuck Marco Rubio. Robin said he looks stiff and she doesn't think he'd be good in bed. Robin said she wouldn't do any of them other than Mr. Trump of course.
Howard said he has Scott the Engineer calling the Donna Corleone internet radio show. Howard said this is a woman who gets very angry when they call in with this stuff. Howard played the clip and they had Scott talking to Donna about how he finds her very attractive and he'd like to have sex with her. Donna kept taking calls and it was Scott every time. They had him asking her if she was into anal and things like that. Donna said she's not doing this shit today. She couldn't get rid of him though.
Howard took a call from a guy, Chad, who asked about riding in the limo with Ronnie and why he'd have to put the partition up. Howard said he might be on a call or something. He said if he's talking to his agent or his wife he'll put it up. Chad asked if it's ever because he's just annoyed with Ronnie. Howard said sometimes it might. He said if he comes out of therapy he might think he shouldn't be so self centered and he'll talk to Ronnie. He said by the time he gets home he realizes that he just talked to Ronnie. Robin said she was surprised when she heard that Ronnie, Jon Hein and JD get together with their significant others. Howard said he asks Ronnie about that. He said Ronnie will say that JD's girl is a good girl. Howard said he's heard that JD's girl has the ability to make him seem normal. Howard said Ronnie is a good conversationalist. Howard said he enjoys talking to him when his therapist can get him to do something like that.
Chad asked how long JD has been dating his girlfriend. Howard said it's over a year now. Howard said he said hi to JD this morning and he looked tired. He said JD asked him if he was okay in a sarcastic way. Howard said Richard saw it too. Howard said JD is so socially retarded. Howard said he doesn't know how to have a normal conversation. Howard said there has to be something up there in his apartment. Howard said he has been paying her 10,000 a month to date JD. He said that's how much he cares about him. He said he found her in a high end brothel. Howard said JD gets really defensive when you ask him anything. JD said anything he says can get blow up. Howard said that he was concerned for him. Howard said Richard heard it. He said he said hi to Richard and he had a conversation with him and then the JD thing happened. Howard said you'd think JD would be less angry now that he's getting laid. Howard said he shouldn't even be getting laid.
Robin said she's had those conversations with JD too. Howard said imagine JD finishes having sex and he rolls over. Howard said he can't picture it. Richard came in and said JD does seem angry for some reason. He said sometimes he'll try to do something nice for JD and he'll come back at him with a ''What!?'' JD said he does that to joke around sometimes. Howard said he's trying to be like Ronnie.
Gary said they've been meaning to talk about this. He said JD can be surly in the morning. He said they'll talk about things they're going to do for the show and JD barks at you. JD said he does not. Gary said he and Will have noticed that and he does get angry. JD said this morning it was about a 5 second clip. Gary said they have to walk on Egg Shells at times. Howard said they might have to send him to an anger management class. Robin said that she just ignores it. Gary said everything is a chore for JD. Richard said it's kind of cute. He said you can ignore it. He said you don't get mad at a little dog when it barks at you. It's like that.
Chad asked how things are with JD and his girlfriend. Howard said she must be going nuts when they're alone. Richard said they love the same movies and they watch movies all day. Gary said she has gotten him out of the house. She got him to go to an Ethiopian restaurant. JD said he's been to Thai and Korean too. Howard said JD's Sheets are on the phone. Howard picked up on JD's Sheets who said that JD has been fucking him with anger lately.
The guys brought up how much JD sweats. JD said he does sweat easily. Gary said the guys are back there talking about how much he sweats in the summer. Will came in and said that he will come in at 5:30 in the morning in the summer and he's soaked. JD said he showers before work and he walks to work. Will said he looks like a new born elephant. JD's Sheets said his hair smells worse than his ass. Howard said he thinks JD just needs a good deodorant. Robin said it's not just his arms. Will said his back and ass get sweaty too. Will said that he told him that he gets bad swamp ass. JD said he never said that.
Howard asked JD if he's thinking marriage. JD said not necessarily. Howard asked if he thinks about children. JD said she wants a dog more than anything. Will said he's getting close to 40 so he has to pull the trigger soon. Howard asked JD how they're going to make a dog. Fred did his JD voice and said he's going to do it doggy style.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Eric who said maybe JD is angry because he's not getting a lot of pussy lately. JD said that things are fine. Howard said JD is getting laid. JD's Sheets said that Eric just called in to say ''White power!'' Eric said no.
Gary said this summer they did an event together and you have to see this picture. Howard took a look and JD was all sweaty. Will said that was 7:30 in the morning and the first thing he did was step in dog shit. He said they were wondering if it was his smell or the dog shit. Will said it was really gross.
Howard let JD's Sheets go and said he has to get to news. Howard thanked Eric too. Howard said that was JD's Sheets checking in. Howard let JD off the hook too. Howard told him to be nicer in the morning. JD said that Howard has said he doesn't like talking so he doesn't talk to him. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he got Apple stock late. Howard said Ralph got in early but he only got like 3 shares. Howard said today he's worth over $10,000.
Robin read a story about a top chef who took his own life. Howard said that he really liked that Bradley Cooper movie about chefs. Howard said it shows how much pressure these guys are under.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they had Kyle Dunnigan on last week and he was wondering what happened with the squatters at his house. Howard said he has to get an update. He said he does want to find out what happened. Howard said he kind of forgot about it. Gary said he was supposed to go home this week. Howard said he rented out his apartment and he found out that they weren't giving him rent and the people are squatting there now. The caller said that's a horrible story. Howard said it really is. The caller said he has a couple of places he rents out and he doesn't know what you do in that situation. Gary said that he talked to Kyle about it off the air and he was trying not to think about it. Robin said she knows a friend who got into trouble trying to get people out of her apartment. Robin said they stopped paying rent to her so she went to the house and changed the locks and she was charged with burglary. Robin said it's crazy.
Howard said if you're thinking about having kids listen to this. He said they taped this on the subway. He had a clip of a kid just screaming. Howard said if you don't like this sound then don't have kids. Robin said they need a shock device to stop them. Gary said Richard recorded that. Howard said notice that Richard isn't having any kids. Howard said that is just piercing. Robin said there is no guarding against that. Howard said that seems to happen to Richard a lot. He said maybe Richard scares the kids.
Howard said he has audio of Richard vomiting again. He said this was last week. Howard said the last time he vomited was when he was a freshman in college. He said he was sick and he was vomiting and had diarrhea. Robin said last time she vomited was when she did Ayahuasca. Howard said just listen to this. He played the clip and Richard was making all kinds of grunting sounds as he was puking. Howard said he's an alcoholic so that must be where it comes from.
Richard came in laughing. He said that was Martin Luther King day. He said they had the day off so that Sunday he went to a long brunch. Robin asked why he'd pay for something he's just going to throw up. Richard said he still got a buzz.
Howard said Hillary Clinton had a coughing attack the other day so he mixed it with his puking. Howard played that clip where they had Hillary coughing. Howard said they took that and put it with Richard's puking. They took Richard's puke sounds and put them in place of the coughs.
Howard asked if he puts that on because he's taping it. Richard said no. He said you can't put on projectile vomiting. Robin asked if his wife is concerned. Richard said no. Howard played a Hillary coughing song parody and then more of Richard puking.
Howard said Richard is too old for that. Richard said it makes him laugh. He said diarrhea and puking makes him laugh. Howard let him go after that.
Robin said Pastor Manning is in the news again. Robin said he's the guy who says that Obama is a Long Legged Mack Daddy. Robin said his church is in financial trouble so it's being sold at auction. Robin said the church was flooded and they didn't have the money to repair it. Howard said they were like a million dollars in the hole in back taxes. Robin said some gay people are putting some money together to buy the church to help homeless LGBT kids. Howard said that would be great. Robin had some examples of Pastor Manning's hate. Howard said it got to be too much for him so he stopped playing it. Robin said the church is closed and this other church is working hard on trying to purchase it. Robin said they have raised $118,000 so far. Robin said they need $200,000 in their fund raising goal.
Robin read about it being Groundhog Day today. Howard said he doesn't like this day. He said he likes it when the groundhog bites the person holding it. Robin said that has happened to their own mayor. Robin said this is the 130th time that they've done the predicting. Howard said this is useless information. Robin was reading a story about how it's the same groundhog that's been used for 130 years. Howard heard some of the details and told her she's reading a fake story.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who said he wants to give some stock advice. He said that he's done pretty well. He said that he did well with Sirius, Netflix and Apple. He said he bought into Sirius when it was like 8 cents. He said he threw a few bucks into it then and he made a lot of money on that. Ralph said buy companies you know and use. Howard said he does do pretty well. Ralph said he bought Corning because they make Gorilla Glass. He said that's his tip. Just get a broker and don't do it on your own. He said a broker will tell you when to buy. Ralph said you have to do it for the long haul too. He said that if you're watching a stock keep some money aside. He said Disney is a good one to watch. He said wait for them to get killed in the down market. He said he bought some a few weeks ago when it was down. Ralph's iPhone rang so Howard let him go. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he didn't hang up on Ralph because he's the Berry of Wall Street. He said he claims he knows something.
Robin read a story about a death row inmate that's due to die tonight. Robin said this guy was convicted in 1979. Robin said he's 72 years old. Robin said now they're going to put him to death by lethal injection. Robin said this is in Georgia. Howard that must be torture thinking about how they're going to kill you one day.
Robin read about Bill Cosby's court case that's going on today. Robin said that they say that the case may be dismissed. Robin said that the judge has to decide if there was a deal struck years ago that makes him immune to this case.
Howard took a call from a guy who said there are a lot of celebrities getting involved in this Flint, Michigan thing and if Howard is thinking about getting involved. Howard said it is a disgrace what's going on over there. He said that there is proof that they knew what was going on there and if it was a private company they'd be prosecuted over it. Howard said that he is doing something about it and told Gary to send one bottle of Poland Spring to Flint. Howard said he doesn't know what to do about it and it's a disgrace and a shame on our country. Howard said next week on the show they'll put some of that water in Richard's ass and see what happens. Robin said this proves that we aren't what we say we are. Robin said it's time to be what we say we are. Robin said life here could be paradise. Fred kept playing her them music after Robin would say something like that.
Robin read a story about some students who were arrested at Virginia Tech for allegedly killing a 13 year old girl. Robin said that people are confused why they would do something like that. Robin said that one is a guy and one is a girl. Robin said they're 18 and 19. Robin said that the woman is 19 and the guy is 18. Robin said they are both aspiring engineers. Robin said the 13 year old got into communication with them over some social media apps. Howard said the social media thing is really scary. Robin said there are teens finding their way onto the apps and there are sexual predators out there waiting to have their way with them.
Howard asked Robin if she cares who wins the Super Bowl. Robin said no. Howard said Gary summed it up for him. He said that he thinks everyone wants Denver to win. Howard said he isn't sure if he should bother watching. Robin said they won't be working the next day so he could watch. Howard said he'll watch then. He said he'll pick Denver as his team for the day. Howard said he will go for the old guy retiring.
Robin read a story about the death rate from the flu being higher among home teams that get into the super bowl. Robins said it's because of the parties that they have for their teams. Howard said he has a girl with the flu on tape. He had a clip of a girl who had uncontrollable sneezing.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jimmy Kimmel was on a show called Finding Your Roots and he cried as soon as he saw a picture of his grandparents. Robin said she figured he would cry over that. Howard said he just spoke to Jimmy on Sunday. He didn't tell him anything about that. The caller said just pull out a picture of his grandparents and he'll start crying. Howard said he's told him he has to knock that shit off. Robin said he cried over that lion that was killed. Howard said he does too but not in public. Howard said Jimmy is an emotional guy. Robin said he has to get them under control. Howard said he actually has the clip of Jimmy crying. Howard played the clip and Jimmy started to cry when he was thinking about his grandparents who are people he didn't even know. Howard said he admires his ability to cry like that. Robin said it is nice to see someone who can access their emotions. Howard said he's also kind of glad he doesn't have that.
Robin read a story about Pope Francis saying that he wants nuns and priests to stop gossiping. Robin said he was speaking off the cuff yesterday and asking them to stop with the gossiping and bite your tongue hard. Howard said he loves gossip but he's tried to curb his gossiping too. Howard said he saw that he had a meeting with Leonardo DiCaprio. Howard did an impression of what that might have sounded like. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Senator Todd Weiler who is calling for pornography to be called a public health crisis. Robin had some audio of the guy talking about that. Howard said he likes porn. He said that he has tape of a porn star announcing that she's giving up anal. Howard said it's real short but she's a porn star who is upset about something. Her name is Jada Stevens. She said she's not doing it anymore because she's not a dumb fucking bitch anymore.
Robin read about the Iowa Caucus and the results they have from that. Robin said they had two more people drop out of the race. Robin said Martin O'Malley is suspending his campaign. Robin had audio of his announcement. Robin said he performed very poorly in the caucus. Robin said that Mike Huckabee is also suspending his campaign. Robin said the big surprise is that Ted Cruz was the big winner last night on the republican side. Howard said he had a better ground organization. Robin said a win is a win. Robin said Donald Trump came in second and she had some audio of him thanking the people out there. Robin had some other audio clips from the caucus that she had Howard play. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Ben Carson saying that they're trying to sabotage him in the caucus. Robin said he came in 4th place. Robin had some audio of him talking to his supporters yesterday. Howard said he sounds the same upset as he is when he's happy.
Robin read about how Hillary Clinton has declared herself the winner in the caucus. She said that it was basically a dead heat. Howard had some audio of Hillary talking and he couldn't take hearing her yelling. Howard said it reminds him of hearing his mother yelling. He said that's hard to take. Howard did his impression of his mother yelling and then played more of Hillary yelling. He went back and forth with that for a short time.
Robin had some audio of Bernie Sanders speaking too. Howard did his father's voice and went back and forth with those two like he did with his mom and Hillary. Howard yelled at the clips to shut up.
Robin read more about what was going on at the Iowa Caucus and had Howard play more clips. Robin said that Kid Rock is also backing Donald Trump.
Robin said the Lincoln versus vampires movie must have done well because now there's a Pride, Prejudice and Zombies movie coming out. Robin wrapped up after that. Howard said he's writing a zombie movie now. He said it takes place in Flint, Michigan and it starts with a woman drinking the lead tainted water. That's as far as he's gotten with it. Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Jon and Rahsaan talked about JD and the conversation they had about him today. Jon said that JD can come off kind of angry at times. He said he might have the right to do that because of all of the shit he takes there. Jon said that everyone takes it there though. Jon said they also heard Ralph call in about the stocks today. Jon said that he would take his tips but he might not give him money to invest.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked about Bobo and the awards he's gotten and if anyone cares. Jon said Bobo is very proud of them and he thinks that they shouldn't just be dismissed. Jon said that they did get Bobo down to Florida to retire. The caller said he has won awards too. He said he's got safe driving awards and gets money for not having accidents every year while he's driving his truck. The caller said he's not sure why Bobo thinks they'd care about his awards. Jon said that guy wasn't a Bobo fan. Rahsaan said he's not going to hate on Bobo for taking pride in his awards. He said this guy is acting like he's too good to make money. Jon said that if you win an award you do want to brag.
Jon took a call from a guy who he dumped out of for some reason. Jon took another call from a guy who said he loves the dynamic when the show can go entertainment tonight and they have guests on. He said he loves when the boys from the back come in though. He said that he loves when the guys come in and get messed with on the air. That led to Jon talking about JD and how he got goofed on about the way he responded to Howard this morning. He said that he's dammed if he does and dammed if he doesn't. They went to break after that. Julian played them out.
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Jon took a call from a guy who said the truck driver who said he wasn't bragging was bragging. He said that he never says anything about it. He said that guy was a douche. The caller said as far as Bobo goes he's a nice guy and he's proud of what he's got. Gary said he should be proud but he shouldn't overstate what he's got. Gary said just say who you are.
Jon asked if Bobo is going to stay down there. Gary said he thinks Mrs. Bobo likes it down there. He said he's not sure how Bobo would survive in a different time zone.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thinks that the most interesting thing is Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are going to be Ben and Ray Stern for the next 9 months. Gary said that Hillary did transition over to Ray today. Jon said he thought Howard made an astute point about Hillary and when she talks you just don't like her. He said she doesn't come across as a likeable person. He said she's going to have a tough time. Gary said she has a tone in her voice that pierces your ears. Gary said he likes her but hates that voice.
Jon said today Gary and Howard were all over JD. Gary said today was one of those great days where you can have a conversation on the air that you can't off the air. He said JD has been surly in the mornings lately. He said Will has been getting really irritated with JD lately. Jon said Will breaks his balls all the time though. Gary said that they'll ask JD to do something and JD harrumphs. He said he actually talked to him about it off the air.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if they think that JD would give it up to not get that attention that he gets. Gary said he doesn't think so. He said he was kind of the same way at JD's age. He said that you have a tradeoff. He said he's sure JD loves that people know him and treat him well but he hates being goofed on for sweating and his bed sheets. Jon said he thinks that JD likes the attention. He said he thinks part of it is the degree of fame he's achieved. He said they do call him Hollywood Harmeyer at times.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked what's up with Bobo and these awards. He said he was in the military for 20 years and he doesn't go around announcing awards. He asked who goes around bragging about the participation awards. Gary said Bobo does. He said you don't brag about that stuff though. He said you just wait for people to see how great you are instead. Jon said Bobo is proud of that stuff and that's good because they get to talk about it over and over again. They went to break a short time later. Julian played them out again.
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Gary said that King seems not to believe anything that they say on the show. He said they say what they mean but he hears them in a different way. Jon said that there are people like that and King has always been like that. Jon said King will get on sometimes and Howard can't take it. Gary said King is funny when he does the material about the pool and things like that. He said he gets into other areas where it doesn't work very well. Jon asked Rahsaan what he thinks Rahsaan said that he thinks he's just putting it on acting like he does.
Jon said that Wolfie was out at the Cosby trial today. He said he ran into someone named Mary and she sounded kind of like Wendy. Then they found out she's a lawyer. Gary said they never did find out where she got her degree from. Gary said her views weren't much different than Eddie Griffin's. Jon had a quick clip of Mary talking about how she thinks the Jews might be behind the Cosby thing.
Jon said that was good logic there. Gary said that New York is a great city and he loves people's perception of it. He said Jews aren't the only ones who live there though. He said they're not conspiring against the rest of the world.
Jon said there is a large concentration of Jews there in New york. Gary said he heard there may be more than there are in Israel.
Gary said Wolfie put the black guys on the phone with Howard and ran off to get to Mary. He said that if he had stayed with the two guys and not gotten Mary's number that could have been a faux pas too. He did what he thought was best.
Jon said that Howard talked about riding in the limo with Ronnie and how he puts the partition up. Jon said that Howard was talking about how he tries to talk to Ronnie after he goes to the therapist.
Jon asked why Howard is surprised that Ronnie hangs out with other guys from the show. Gary said he thinks that Howard would do that if they invited him out. Gary said he's not sure that Howard would ever come up to Connecticut again. He said he thinks if it was convenient for Howard he could get him to go out.
Jon said Jeff the Drunk was asking people for dining room chairs and a washing machine. Gary said that when you're a Wack Packer you expect free shit. Jon said some expect it and some try to be more subtle. Gary said that Fred the Elephant Boy used to come in and ask if he had anything for free. He said if he had anything he'd give him something. He said that he's really on the fence about crowd sourcing as a general rule. He said it's basically pan handling. Julian said he just launched his crowd sourcing campaign. Gary said if he gives him money he gets something out of it. He said if he gives to Jeff what does he get? Nothing. Gary said that he believes Nicole Bass does it because she ran out of money. Julian said that's just begging then. Jon said it lets you reach out and touch the show in some weird way.
Jon asked Julian what he's begging for. Julian explained how he's writing songs about New Yorkers and it's called My Kind of People.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if he was surprised that Howard was critical of his book. Jon said not at all. He said he was happy Howard talked about it at all. Jon said he didn't expect him to say it was the greatest thing in the world.
The caller also asked if Gary thinks Howard has fantasized about Robin. Gary said he doesn't think so. He said he thinks Howard and Robin have a brother and sister kind of relationship going now.
Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and had Julian play them out. They were done around Noon.
Howard started the show talking about how cute Robin looked today. He said her hair is fuller and more sassy. Robin said it's the same as it was yesterday. Howard said something is different. Howard said he's going to call her sassy today. He said she knows what's happening.
Howard said that yesterday Gary thinks the caller who knew all of the Imus references was Sour Shoes. Fred said he'd agree. Howard said he loves Sour Shoes. He said he didn't pick up that it was Sour. Howard said he has a weird thing when he listens to the show he forgets that it's us and it's a good show. Robin said she does the same thing. She said that she listens and laughs and it's a good thing. Howard said sometimes he turns the show off during the Benjy segments.
Howard asked if Benjy is adding something to his beard. He said it's huge. Benjy said no. Howard said that J-Dini predicted that Beth would adopt animals that live in his beard. Howard said he has a song about his beard too. Howard played the song which was about the beard being gross. It was Kyle Dunnigan as Perez Hilton singing the song.
Howard said Sal claims he saw Benjy chewing on his beard in the elevator. Sal came in and said it was so disgusting that he almost threw up. He said that the upper part curls into his mouth. He said he told him to trim it. Howard said he does the same thing when his facial hair grows. Benjy said he does notice that hair gets in his mouth when he eats. Howard said he knows that this beard is going to be with him for a long time. He said it's getting him attention. Benjy said he was thinking about shaving it all off. Howard said he should keep it. He said it covers up his blotchiness. Howard said it's like a Batman mask because only his eyes are exposed. Howard said whatever he decides he'll support.
Howard said he didn't mean to get sidetracked. He said Sour Shoes is doing a George Takei impression that's amazing. He said Sour called and left a message for Memet. Howard played the message and Sour's impression of George was amazing. He was joking about wanting to see Memet's flag pole. He said that he does Artie, Gary, Mad Dog, Farrell, George Takei and more. He said he does them all very well. Howard said Sour has nothing to do all day. He said he works at Roy Rogers but he still has time to call the show. Howard said he called and did a tribute to Paul Cantner from Jefferson Airplane. Howard played that clip and said he's just as boring as Gary.
Howard said that he got a note saying that Sour's Roy Rogers closed last week so he's out of work. Howard said he should be able to find another job in a fast food place.
Howard did his ''noine'' thing and said that Mike Francesa says ''noine'' too. Howard played a clip of Mike saying that a few times. They played Sour saying his ''noine'' as Gary too. Howard said that's great stuff. Robin said she didn't realize there was another ''noine'' out there.
Howard said he has a great phony phone call to play. Howard said he was excited about the new 5 year contract and how excited he is about staying at Sirius. Howard said he took a photograph with Jim Meyer and Scott Greenstein yesterday. He said he didn't want to do it but they asked so he did. He said it's for the NY Times. Howard said there's a good vibe around there so he did it. Howard said the guys in the back took his clips and called an oil company to tell them that he wanted to re-sign his contract for oil delivery. Howard played the clip and they had Howard talking to the oil company and renewing it. The woman said they don't do a 5 year deal. Howard was talking about being there for the next 5 years. The woman said it sounded like he was repeating himself. The woman eventually hung up on him.
Howard said what's so great is that everything they do in life they should make that important. Howard said that woman never gets a call like that. Howard said you have to do that like every year for the oil company. Howard said that's the greatest phony phone call ever. He said from now on he's going to make calls like that with a full orchestra behind him. He said he wants to make it count.
Howard said Eric has John Stamos' direct message or something. He said Eric sent him a picture of Beats headphones and asked him to get them for him. Howard said he has no shame. Howard said he thinks Stamos got them for him.
Howard said they were wondering who is more of a mooch, Eric or Jeff the Drunk. Howard said they hit up everyone for stuff. Robin said that the homeless have credit card scanners now.
Howard said Eric once asked someone to pay his cable bill and someone did it. Howard said some guy said that Eric couldn't afford his Playstation 4 so some guy paid that too. Howard said he wishes that he'd put his mooching energy into finding a job.
Howard said in 2006 on this day Grandpa Al Lewis died. Howard said he was one of his favorites.
Howard said that Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were so close in the Iowa Caucus that they had to flip a coin to figure out who won. Howard said it feels very third world to him. Robin said it's actually very first world.
Howard said they have the gas chamber thing coming up and Will the Farter has been up to some weird stuff. Howard said he's way into that Brutal Master thing lately. He said he's driving Uber too. Howard said his wife left him and there's a whole story about that. Robin said they have to catch up. Howard said that the Brutal Master thing is what he's really into. Howard said he's a Dominant and he yells at the guys. Howard said he's not even a great looking guy. Robin said that's part of it. Robin said you're being humiliated by a guy who isn't that great.
Howard said Will yells at guys to send him money and they just do it. Howard played some audio of Will doing his Brutal Master thing and yelling at the guys calling them faggots and telling them to send him money. Howard said the guys must enjoy that. Howard said it sounds like a Ted Cruz speech. Howard said that Will isn't that bright so every other word is ''fuck.'' He said he has read about guys like this and they love being dominated like this. Howard said Will is Brutal Master and he's like Andrew Dice Clay without jokes.
Howard played another clip of Will doing his thing in his bathroom. He shows the guys his feet and calls them faggots. He said if they want to own those boots they should contact him. Howard said he knows Will tried to get on America's Got Talent but they rejected him. He said everything is ''faggots'' in that clip. Howard said that must be how he makes his money. Howard said these guys send him money.
Howard had a clip of Will jerking off and telling the guys to send him some ''fag cash.'' Robin asked who's more pathetic. Howard said he's not sure. He said Will is going to be in to fart in Eric's face. They played a promo for the gas chamber thing.
Howard said he was going to have a bit where Robin sings duets with people but she sang too good. Robin said she can't sing rock songs but she gets better with other types of songs. Howard said he's not even going to play it. Howard said it was good but not great. Robin said anything she does that sounds good is an accident.
Howard said they asked High Pitch Eric what his definition of love is. Eric said it's when you have sex with the opposite sex. He said that's what love is all about. Howard said that's what a child would say.
Jeff the Drunk said it's being with someone whose needs and wants you put over yours. Howard said that's a great answer. He said he's shocked that he came up with that. Robin said that was surprising.
Howard said Tan Mom was thrown for a loop when they asked her what love is. Tan Mom said that's difficult to answer. She said it's somebody who stands by your side no matter what. She said there is a degree of love though. She said people stay married until their 90 but you have to cut ties if they don't change. Tan Mom said she loves her kids.
Howard said they asked Underdog Lady. She said it's deep admiration and respect for another person. Howard said that's not a bad answer.
Howard said he went to see Ralph and he called out for Douche Bag and he wasn't even there. Ralph said he has his iPhone Siri call him Douche Bag. He said it told him this week that he did a good job and called him Douche Bag. Ralph said that he gets notes from himself where he calls himself Douche Bag.
Howard said he loves his agent Don. He said he had his wedding anniversary and he knows he hates when he has to get up and talk in front of crowds. Howard said he would do it for Don though. Howard said it ruins the party for him when people ask him to do that kind of thing. He said he has to think about it all night. Howard said it ends up taking him out of the party. He's working though. Robin said Don told him he didn't have to do it. Howard said he was told he didn't have to do it but he wrote a couple of things. Howard said Don said he just had to say a couple of words. Howard said after that it was agreed he was going to do something. Howard said he was bitching about it to his wife. Howard said he had prepared to do it and then they didn't call on him. Howard said he had a bad time already and they didn't even call on him to go up. Howard said he did all of that work for nothing. Howard said he went up on stage anyway.
Howard said he has a bad time everywhere he goes. He said he doesn't even want to be there now. He said he does this under protest. Ralph said Howard gets himself miserable over everything.
Howard said he went to a wedding a few months ago and it caused him pain and agida. Howard said he did great but he doesn't want to do it. Robin said that Howard missed it when Don told him he didn't have to do it. Howard said he never said he didn't have to do it. He just said he only had to say a few words. Howard said he wants to go home right now.
Howard said he went to dinner the other night with some couples. Howard said this one guy pulled something that he didn't like. Howard said the guy toasted the women at the dinner and he made a beautiful speech. Howard said that made him look like a tool. Howard said then he had to say something about his wife. Howard said he was obsessing about the whole thing and said he loves his wife too. Howard said he had to say something. Howard said everything in life is so difficult. Howard said that guy made him look bad. Robin said it did not. Howard said he did. He said you have to think about it when you say stuff like that. Howard said he wondered if the guy fucked something up with his wife.
Howard said he's going out to dinner on Thursday with another couple and he's going to make a speech before anyone else gets the chance. Howard said he's going to hand her a trophy at dinner. He said she deserves an award for being so wonderful.
Howard asked Ralph why he's up. Ralph said he hasn't slept much in the past 2 weeks. He said he went to the John Varvatos fashion show last night. He said they took everything out of the store and they had all of the clothes on models and mannequins. He said you could walk around and see all of the clothes. He said he has a great new line. Howard said everything he's wearing today is Varvatos. Howard said the underwear is Tommy John though. Howard said that he looks cool in that stuff. Howard said he has the new Varvatos scarf on and all of that. Howard said his stuff is masculine but just feminine enough. Howard said a guy came up to him and told him he was looking slick. Ralph said he had a guy come to him and say that he was looking slick too.
Ralph was talking more about the fashion show but Howard cut him off and told him to go to sleep. Ralph said he's up for the day. He said he might call in later if something comes up.
Howard said that's Brutal Ralph. He let him go. Howard said Ralph said he's busy but you don't know with what. Howard said he's waiting for him to tell them.
Howard said he should take a break. He said he really doesn't need to. He said they could eliminate all sponsors. He said he could do that. He said he still has that in him.
Robin said he's never done 4 hours straight. Howard said he thought they did one where they had no breaks. Benjy said on 9/11 they stopped doing breaks. Howard said he thinks their first show was without commercials. Gary said they played songs instead of commercials that day. Howard said he could hold it and not go to the bathroom. Howard said he can use a diaper. He said he's in the zone right now so he doesn't want to go to break.
Howard said he thinks about doing the show the next day and he's just so negative. He said as soon as his alarm goes off in the morning he says ''fuck.'' Then he gets to work and he's not into it but then as soon as he gets on the air he is into it. Then when they break he's out of his zone again. Howard said then he sees Benjy and he wants to leave. He said he has to see Gary during the breaks too. Howard said Gary has to deal with him when he doesn't want to be there. Howard said Gary is yapping before he even gets there. Howard said sometimes he has good things he's yapping about. Howard said he loves his boss. Howard said he did unfriend him. Gary said he's tried to friend him back. Howard said Gary is his eager beaver.
Howard said he hasn't heard Gary clear his throat lately. Howard said the guys in the office would hear that. Gary said he still does it. Howard said he stands in the hall so everyone can hear him clear it. He said he closes his door so he doesn't have to hear it. He played a song parody with Gary clearing his throat clips as the guitar in a Van Halen song. They went to break after that.
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After the break Howard came right back and said there's a story in the NY Times about this 47 year old guy whose dad had taped the first Super Bowl. Howard said even the NFL didn't have a copy. Howard said they have number 2 but not the first one. Howard said the guy's friends remembered seeing the tape in the attic. Howard said that the guy asked for a million bucks for it and the NFL offered 30 grand. Howard said now he can't sell it to anyone else because the NFL owns the content. Howard said that he's holding out which is smart. Gary said he's surprised that they didn't go up. Howard said he hopes the guy digitizes it. Gary said he took it to the Paley center and they enhanced it so it looks great. Gary said the original Super Bowl aired on all 3 networks and none of them taped it. Howard asked if Tom Chiusano was running it at the time. Howard said Tom didn't want to tape their shows when they were at K-Rock. Howard said he wanted to save the show on tape so they could do Best Of shows. Howard said they started doing that and then Imus and the others followed. Howard said it's weird that they didn't do it before.
Gary said this guy was going to do an interview with CBS and they were going to give him 25 grand and tickets to the Super Bowl and the NFL put a stop to that. Howard said the NFL is so wealthy they could give him half a million. Howard said that they're doing fine without it but it would be cool to see the first Super Bowl. Robin said this guy has the correction for their mistake. Gary said they're lucky that it even exists.
Robin said it's hard to get a good sense of Ted Cruz. Howard said that was a good impression though. Robin agreed. Howard said they're trying to get a little political.
Howard said he heard that Will the Farter is priming his asshole. Howard asked what's involved there. Gary said he thinks he's just sucking air in.
Howard said his wife is going to be on the Kitten Bowl on the Hallmark Channel again this year. Howard said it runs just about all day long.
Howard said he should take another break and get to the gas chamber thing. Howard said they had it all set up and now they have to figure it all out.
Howard said he could take some calls there. Howard took a call from a guy who said he likes the live commercials because he's used some of the stuff. He said that he has used Kabbage. Howard said they have a lot of good sponsors and he's glad that he's being loyal to them. Howard said he really likes the Tommy John underwear. Robin said that Howard should be in the commercials. Howard said he has a gut even though he's skinny. Howard said it's amazing how many men look like women now. Howard asked what happened to the masculine man. Howard said they're out and the pretty boys are in.
Howard said that he has found that women with small breasts are more sensitive than big ones. He asked if Robin's are sensitive. Robin said they are. Gary asked Robin about getting the reduction and how they took the nipples off. Robin said they did but they're fine. Howard said Gary is gross. He said that's embarrassing to Robin. He said he should get going. He asked the caller about living in Indiana and if he goes into Chicago. The caller said he doesn't like being in the city. Howard said he lives in the city because he works there. He said he hates it. Howard said he watches videos of people who live in rural areas and he loves it. He said the more rural the better.
Howard said he lived in a townhouse for a while but the neighbors didn't like him. He said they hung stuff on his door and made noise claiming that they had freedom of speech. Howard said they would play music through the wall to get to him. Howard said he wanted to kick the shit out of them. Howard said they could have all beat him up though. Howard said then he got his job in Hartford. Howard said he lived in Bloomfield or something like that. He said he was a famous guy with no money. He said that's the worst thing to be in life. Howard said that senator Leiberman made it Howard Stern Day there in Hartford but he later turned on him.
Howard said he loved it the other day when Wendy said she was half retard and half human. Howard said that was so great. Robin wondered where she came up with that. The caller said they had no idea that she could sound so well read. Howard said he loves her so much. He said he's not sure how much longer she's going to be with them. He said he heard that breathing and it was something. Howard played a clip of her breathing heavy. He said every minute she was clearing her throat too.
The caller asked who he thinks is going to die next. Howard said he thinks Jeff the Drunk will go next and then High Pitch Eric or Wendy. Howard said that Beetlejuice could be next too. He said he smokes. He said he doesn't want any of them to die of course.
Howard said they took Wendy's sounds and put it to the tune of War Pigs. Howard played that song parody with the Wendy hacking clips.
Howard said there was a lot of work putting that together. The caller said he's never heard Howard comment on Black Sabbath. Howard said he got into them later on in his 40s. Howard said it was weird. He said Ozzy has some great stuff too. He said it wasn't on his radar when he was in college. Howard said he was pathetic in high school. He said he'd go and buy records and sit in his room listening. Howard said he'd go to his friend Eric's house and listen to music too. He said he wasn't gay or anything but it would have been better if they were. Howard said they didn't even get high. He said they'd just listen. The caller asked if he saved all of his vinyl. Howard said he threw it all out. The caller said he doesn't get why Gary saves it all. Howard said it's dumb. Gary said it's just a hobby. Howard asked how that's a hobby. He said he doesn't understand that statement. Gary said it's fun to listen to records. Howard said he listen to them online. He said that's normal. Howard said it's such a stupid thing. Howard said it's not okay that Gary does that and don't send him letters saying it is.
The caller said Gary had a necklace which was one of those 45 record things that you put in the middle. Howard said Gary's hobby should be staying awake at his desk. Howard said he can't believe he's his producer. The caller said Gary has said he champions vinyl. Gary said he never said that. The caller insisted that he has heard him say it.
Howard asked if it's true that he wore his necklace on Geraldo. Gary said he did and Ralph brought it up on the air. Gary said he doesn't wear necklaces in general though.
Howard said he thinks the vinyl thing is so stupid. He said it's a waste of time. The caller said Gary enjoys getting up and changing the record halfway through. Will Murray brought in the picture of Gary's necklace. Howard said that's so stupid. He said that Gary is the one who said the iPad was ''a bit of a misstep'' by Apple. Gary said Howard has said things like that too. Howard said Gary is just making shit up.
Howard asked if Gary listens to vinyl on the weekends. Gary said he usually listens with his son Lucas. Howard said Gary has his records and Lucas has his DJ stuff. Gary said Mary has her painting stuff up there too. Howard asked Gary the process of finding the vinyl and putting it on the record player and all of that. Fred played some scratchy noises like a record would make. Howard said that he has to get to High Pitch Eric. The caller said there is no arguing with Gary. He said he's never going to listen even though they all know it's a stupid hobby. Howard let the caller go and went to break.
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Howard said Will claims to be straight but he goes online and does this Brutal Master character. Will said he goes on a few sites and you go on and get calls from gay men and he degrades them. Will said when he had his web site up he had people calling him Sir and he didn't understand it. Will said these guys wanted him to call them a piece of shit and things. He said they sent him money. Will said he gets some weird requests too. He said he sent his sheets, nail clippings and things like that to this one guy. He said he was on the phone with that guy for a full week.
Howard asked Will if he's sure he's not gay. Will said he's 100 percent straight. He said he'll get on the phone with guys and if they say something that he doesn't like he'll just ignore it. He said he had one guy who got a hard on talking to him and he just ignored it. Howard asked how gay he gets. He jerks off for gay guys. Will said that's right.
Howard had some audio of Will as his Brutal Master character. Howard played the clip and Will is calling guys ''faggots'' and telling them to send him money.
Howard asked if Will does any guys on camera. Will said no. He said there is one video of him farting in a guy's face but that's his roommate. He said that he pays him to do that. Howard had a clip of Will doing that. Will and his friend did the farting thing. Howard asked if gay guys like that. Will said they do. He said there's something called poppers and when gay guys take it you get weak and you can take control. He said that he was working the other day and he had 10 minutes to go and he got a call from a random guy. He said he told the guy to sniff his poppers. He said he told him to send him $100 and the guy sent it. He said he ends up passing out or something. He said he thought about hanging up but he left him on because he's charged per minute. Howard asked how big his bill was. Will said it was like $150.
Howard asked Will why he's not rolling in dough. Will said he's doing alright. He does side things like driving Uber. Howard asked how much he makes a year. Will said he does but he's not going to say. Howard asked if he's making six figures. Will said no. Howard said he must not be doing that well.
Howard had a clip of Will jerking off for his fans. Howard asked if he was nude and rubbing his dick. Will said he can't remember. He said that's an old one. Howard let the clip play and Will was going off on his viewers and telling them they were pathetic and telling them to send cash.
Will said that he knows that if he told people to send him money on PayPal he could get it. Howard asked if he's a good looking guy. Robin said he could be. Robin said maybe that's why he's not making the good cash.
Howard said Will was married to a woman and some chick was living in his house. Will said she was a roommate. He said they were renting out rooms. Howard said don't put a 20 year old in your house. Howard said Will ends up banging her on cam and the wife finds out about it. Will said he told the girl what he was doing on cam. He said he wasn't going to do that but then it just happened. Howard asked if it was just business. Will said he still loves Erica. He said he doesn't want to lose that. Howard said his wife told him to get out of the house but he stayed. Will said he stayed for about a week and then got out. Will said he's sorry for what he did and hurting her. Howard said now he's going to have even less money. Will said Erica is still in the house. He said he's still talking to her. Howard asked if he's still banging the 20 year old on cam. Will said he is. He said that she's very attractive. Howard said he has to meet her. The guys brought Cat in. Howard said it's hard to believe that she's with Will.
Howard took a look at Cat and asked if she wanted to get into porn. She said she didn't plan it. She said she was working 2 jobs at the time. She said Will offered to help drive her and she asked how he supports himself. She said he told her about the gay porn thing. She said it started out as business like giving him a hand job and stuff. Howard asked where they're at now. Cat said she blows him and fucks him on cam now. She said she doesn't take it in the ass though. Howard said good for you.
Howard asked if it's a nice break from the gay stuff. Will said that there is more money in the gay stuff. He said gay guys have a lot more money. Howard asked if she was friends with Will's wife. Cat said not really. Howard asked what happened when she found the video. Cat said not much. She said she didn't want to talk about it. Cat said she did feel bad to a degree. She said she's in love with Will. She said that's despite the smell of the room. She said he'll fart in bed while she's watching Netflix. Howard asked if she farts. Cat said she never does that.
Howard asked Cat if they do other chicks. Cat said it's mostly the two of them or solo stuff. She said she'd like to be a makeup artist. She said she's only 20 and it helps pay the bills.
Howard said Cat is way better looking than Will deserves. Will seemed to agree. Howard said Will's videos are available on Clips4Sale.com
Howard said it's time to bring in High Pitch Eric and get to the farting. Howard said that he has some audio of Cat using a sex toy. Howard played some of that first. Howard said good for you Cat. Howard told Eric that he's huge. Will said he was thinking the same thing.
Howard said High Pitch Eric is there. He said that he's huge. He said he weighs over 400 pounds and he broke his walker. Eric said that the wheel broke. Howard asked why. Eric said maybe one of the screws got loose.
Howard said Wendy took away his Flat Ronnie and he has to get the gas chamber today too. Howard said Will is going to lay on the table and Eric is going to put his face up to his ass. Will said his nose has to touch his ass. Howard said yes, that's what's going to happen.
Howard said Eric is sad about all of this. Eric said he is. He said he feels this is wrong. Howard said he kind of agrees with Wendy's punishment. Howard asked if he has prepared for this. Eric said not really. Howard said there's nothing you can do. Jason said Eric has a booger on his shirt. Howard asked why he would do that. Eric took it off and threw it on the floor. Eric said he'll clean it up later. Howard asked if he eats his boogers. Eric said no, he never does. Eric said he may need a garbage can in case he throws up. Howard said he can handle it.
Howard asked if Will was ready. Will said of course. Eric asked how long he has to do this. Howard said 10 minutes. He said he may end it earlier if he gets bored. Howard said they'll see how he does.
Eric said he has something to tell him. He said he has a hot plate in his room and he left a jar of peanut butter on it. He said he hit the button on the hot plate and then the hot plate started to smoke. He said the whole jar of peanut butter exploded. Howard cut him off and said it's time for the gas chamber.
Howard said Will is wearing ass less chaps. Howard said he thinks Eric is going to enjoy this because he's got to be gay the way he talks about Donnie Wahlberg. Eric said he loves Donnie.
Howard had Will start his farting. Eric got down there but after a fart he pulled his head back so Howard started the clock over again. Eric said it smells like horse shit. Howard said Richard is going to throw up. Howard was laughing. Richard was making a gagging sound. Howard said Eric is taking it in the face. Howard said he's wearing a GoPro so they can see everything. Howard said that's in anticipation of Howard 360.
Howard asked if Eric is going to hurl. Eric said it's bad. Richard asked why he, Jason and JD have to be in there. Howard didn't say. Howard said Eric's voice is deepening from the farting. Eric's voice was deeper as he took the farts in the face. He said ''Oh no'' and ''Oh my god'' a bunch of times. He kept saying that he was going to hell after this. Howard asked if he will ever threaten Elephant Boy again. Eric said no.
Howard said Will is laying on his back and Eric has his face right in his ass. Howard said that Will's nude ass is right in his face. Will then shoved his ass in Eric's face. Eric said ''Oh my god... oh my god.'' He said it smells like the fucking Bronx zoo. Howard asked why his voice is lower. Eric said it's fucking disgusting.
Howard said it stinks over there now. He said he can't imagine how it smells for Eric. Howard said he's getting sick too. Richard puked from it over where he was. Howard said they have to stop everything. Howard told Eric to pull his head back. Richard asked why he's being punished. Howard said Eric is about to hurl too. Howard said that was some performance from Will. Will thanked him.
High Pitch Eric said he's feeling dizzy from that. Howard said his voice is still deep. Richard threw up again. Richard said it started smelling really bad toward the end. Will said he blew something out when he was in massage therapy. He said now when he does this it's really bad. Howard said Will really put out for him.
Eric said it smells like elephant shit. His voice was back to normal. Howard asked if he will ever threaten anyone again. Eric said no.
Howard said that he has Wendy on the phone. He asked her if she heard all of that. Wendy said yes to everything he asked her. Wendy said she hopes he learned his lesson. Wendy said that she heard that he's threatened other people too. Howard said that Wendy threw the book at Eric. Wendy said it's not nice to threaten people. She said that he could go to jail for that. Eric said he's sorry for what he did and he will never do it again.
Howard said that was some performance from Will the Farter. Howard said Eric took it like a man. Howard said he thought he was going to have to chain him down like King Kong. Howard said a lot of people are against the gas chamber but it works.
Howard asked Will if he has more gas left. Howard asked if he thinks that he could beat Gary in a contest to see who could last longer holding a note. Gary would be on trumpet and Will would fart. Howard said he'll time Will doing the fart thing and then they'll have Gary do it.
Will sucked air into his ass and then blasted out a fart that lasted 10 seconds. Will said he had to stop or something else would come out.
Gary got on trumpet and blew for 6 seconds. Will beat Gary. Richard said Will is the Louis Armstrong of assholes. Howard said it stinks so bad in there. Howard said he's going to throw up. Howard said he can deal with rotten cabbage but not this.
Howard said the court has spoken. Howard said because he took the gas so well he's going to hold on to Flat Ronnie but he may reduce his sentence. Eric sounded okay with that.
Howard said Will the Farter videos are available on Clips4Sale.com. Howard asked Cat if she thinks he's gay. Cat said he can get it up. She said they have sex every day. Howard said he might be straight then. Howard said he doesn't think a gay guy would do that. Will said they do it about twice a day usually. Howard asked if she would like to lick his asshole. She said she's good. Howard asked what kind of crazy stuff they get into. Cat said that she's not sure what she can say. Will said she likes it really brought. He said he chokes her. Cat said they use handcuffs and choking and stuff. She said that they're both into that stuff. Cat said she has a poor sense of smell so that must help.
Eric asked how she chokes him. He wanted to see. Cat was going to demonstrate but Howard asked her not to. Howard asked Eric who's hotter, Will or Donnie. Eric said that it's Donnie. Howard asked if he will jerk off thinking about this. Eric said no. He said he's attracted to Donnie more than Will. Howard said come on. He said he caught him looking at Will's dick. Eric said he loves Donnie more. Howard said that is gay. Eric said Donnie gave him a kiss. Howard asked if he thinks about that when he masturbates. Eric said he's only gay for Donnie. Howard had him look at Will's balls. Eric said he can't cheat on Donnie. Howard said Donnie is fucking Jenny. Eric said he doesn't care.
Howard said Eric thinks he's only gay for one man. Howard said if you're gay for one man then you're gay for more. Eric said that John Stamos is number 2 on his list. He said he's jerked off to a picture of him and Stamos. Howard asked Eric what Stamos would do in his fantasy with him. Eric said he took him to White Castle. Howard asked what happens after that. Eric said they go back to his place and then he asked him to come up to his room. He said his room is too small so they go to a hotel. Eric said they go to some hotel in the Bronx. He said they get some wine and hang out. Howard asked if Eric is in the feminine role. Eric said he is. He said John massaged his feet because his feet hurt. Howard said he has gout. Eric said that's right. He said that John cuts his toenails and washes his feet for him. Richard said he's like the pope.
Howard asked what happens next. Eric said he gets a back massage and then he has sex with him. Eric said he had to save it though. He said he had Donnie on his mind. Howard asked if he resists and then gets into the sex. Eric said that he told John he could have some fun but not take it too far. Eric said he came in John's fucking face. Eric said he jerked him the fuck off. He said John gave him a hand job and he came all over his fucking face. Howard asked why he didn't swallow. Eric said he did swallow a little bit and said it tasted like apple juice. Howard asked if he yelled at him for that. Eric said John said thank you very much. Eric said he didn't have to touch John's cock in that fantasy.
Gary pointed out that Eric has camel toe going on and his balls aren't where they should be. Eric said Gary must be a homo too. Howard said Eric is kind of coming out of the closet. Eric said that he's only gay for Donnie and John Stamos. Howard asked what would happen if he had the two of them. Eric said he'd be nude and they're all in a Jacuzzi. He said it's him, Donnie and Stamos and they're all having fun washing each other's balls. Howard asked who is washing his. Eric said Donnie is. He said Stamos is washing Donnie's balls. Howard asked what they're eating. Eric said they have wine. He said Donnie has a large pizza for all of them. Howard asked if he's hard. Eric said he is. Howard asked if he's kissing Donnie. Eric said he is. He said Stamos is kissing his back. Howard asked if they're tongue kissing. Eric said it's gentle kissing. Howard asked what he does next. Eric said they get out of the hot tub. He said he dries Donnie off and Donnie dries Stamos off. He said he puts shorts on and then Donnie tells him to relax. He said he tells Donnie to relax. Then he gives him a massage. He said Stamos is recording all of this. He said he gives Donnie a massage first and does his feet and back. Howard said he's exhausted from this. Eric said he jerks off Donnie first. Howard asked how Stamos does it. Eric said that Stamos jerks himself off. He said Donnie jerks him off after that. He said then he cums in John Stamos' face and he fucking loves it. Howard said he's going to throw up. Howard said Eric's version of heaven is those guy's hell.
Howard asked Will for one more fart. Will blasted out a few. Howard said it was good to meet Cat. Howard told Eric to not threaten Elephant Boy's live anymore.
Howard had Joey Boots on the phone and Joey said that the Flat Ronnie thing is being kept from not only Eric but America. Howard said it's just for a month. Joey said the gas chamber was hell. Howard said he's sorry but he can't go against Judge Wendy. Howard let him go and gave Will some more plugs. Will said that you can Skype him at BrutalMaster1983.
Eric mentioned that some bar wants him to do an appearance where he gets paid to threaten people. Howard told him not to do that. Shuli came in and told Howard they want to put him in a dunk tank and pay him a dollar to threaten people. Howard didn't think that was a good idea.
Howard took a call from John Stamos and it was actually the guys in the back playing vomiting sounds. They went to break after that.
Howard took a call from a guy, Balls, who said that was so disgusting he thought he could smell it. Howard said this was as bad as it gets. He said there's something going on with Will. He said Eric took it and he was woozy after but he brought him back with the fantasy with Donnie and Stamos. Howard said Stamos is used to getting everyone. He said that he gets his face blasted in that fantasy.
Balls asked Howard if he thinks having a bionic penis or no penis at all is worse. Howard said having a bionic penis would be better than nothing. Balls mentioned that because some guy lost his penis in an accident and he was getting a bionic penis. Howard said he'd take that bionic penis over nothing.
Benjy asked if Howard could still get the sensation would he skip the bionic penis. Howard cut him off and said goodbye to balls. Howard said just take the bionic penis. Howard said that he didn't say he'd be happy about it but it's better than nothing. He said he's already hearing the phony phone calls with those clips.
Howard said he has some phony phone calls to play. Howard asked Gary what he thinks is better. Gary told Howard to play the Les Moonves call. Howard said a couple of months ago he pretended to be Les Moonves and Julie Chen in their house. Howard said he imagined what it would be like to hear them. Howard said Julie's career was helped by Les and that's where this came from. Howard did some of that Les and Julie impression. He had them talking about Sara Gilbert and what Julie thinks goes on with her and her girlfriend. Howard said he was doing a bunch of that and the guys took that and made a phony phone call. Howard did more of the impression of Les and Julie talking about their sex life and stuff like that. Howard had Les saying he's so sorry he hired Colbert. He said he thought for sure he'd beat Fallon. He had Julie blow him to get the stress out. Howard also had Les talking about how he has that schmuck Vinnie Favale working over there with Colbert. Howard said he hopes he never runs into Les after that. Howard said he does love Julie and Les though. He said he's hung out with them after making up with Les. Howard said Julie is a
Howard played the call where the guys took audio of him doing his Les and Julie impression and called a radio show. They told the host that it was their mother and father and they wanted some advice. The host hung up within seconds. They called back and played more of the Howard as Les and Julie clips. The host hung up multiple times and they kept calling back. The host said the guy calling in was the worst person in the world and he deserves to have his foot cut off by a lawn mower. The host said it was a disastrous show. He apologized to the people listening. Howard went to break after that. They played a dead Wack Packer tribute song as they went to break.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks the Big Foot game was hilarious yesterday. Howard said he has a bunch of games stockpiled there. He said he should get to more. The caller said that he should also have Eric his own show where he tells his fantasies. Howard said he thinks that you need him in the room with Eric though. He said that he might get boring.
The caller said they should play the tape of Sarah Palin going off on Matt Lauer. Howard said he has it. He said it's good but he didn't get to it because they had so many other things going on. Howard said he has a bunch of other things to play too. He said he has Ronnie's sex tips for Valentine's Day to play. He said he's making these decisions all the time on the show.
Howard said listen to this announcer get excited over a Georgetown game. Howard played the clip and the announcer was yelling about a guy missing a basket and he just repeats ''Hoyas win!'' about 20 times in a row. Howard said he hates when people do that. He said it's like what they do in Spanish broadcasting. Howard had an example of that too.
Howard said that's how you should yell when Will the Farer is farting in your face. Howard played another example of a Spanish announcer getting overly excited about a play in a game. Howard played the Georgetown announcer again. He said he doesn't buy it.
Howard said Bill Walton knows stuff about the environment and he starts talking about it during the game. Howard said he was talking about volcanos during a game the other night and you can tell the partner is annoyed. Howard played some of that conversation. Howard said he'd rather talk to Benjy than listen to that.
Howard said Bill Walton is into bringing stuff up where it makes him look good. Howard said he talked about Temecula dirt in another game. Howard played that clip too. Howard said maybe that's the guy for Robin. Robin said ''Nah.'' Howard said she does get excited about stuff like that. Howard said maybe that's the guy she needs. Robin said she doesn't think so.
Howard said that he has Ronnie's sex tips for Transgender people. Howard said he's not sure what he knows about them. Howard said he is all sexed up even at his age. Howard said he can't decide what's grosser, Will's farts or Ronnie's sex tips. Howard played a clip of Ronnie talking about the Transgender Valentine's day Sex Tip. He suggested getting strawberries and lubing up your cock, sticking it in the guy's ass and then jerk off into the strawberries and you'll have white chocolate goo strawberries. Howard said that's weird. He said Ronnie is so odd. Robin asked if he thinks about stuff like that. Howard said Ronnie drives him. He said that scares him. He said he's not sure if he's qualified. He said he should test him.
Howard played another sex tip from Ronnie where he suggests going to the chocolate store and getting some chocolates. He said you stick one in her ass and stick one in her pussy. He said you stick one in her mouth. He said you eat out the one in her ass first. Then the pussy. He said you suck it out with your mouth and then get the one out of her mouth and spit it back in so she can taste her own ass and pussy. Howard said Ronnie is disgusting. Howard said he should be patient zero. Robin said he probably is.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes and asked when he started doing his George Takei impression. Sour said it was about noine years ago. Howard had him go into his George voice. Howard asked him some questions as if George was on the phone. Sour did that and talked to Howard about what he's doing with Brad right now. Sour said he had Bailey the Bedbug in his asshole. Then he said he had the Zika virus in his asshole. Howard asked if he ever takes chocolates and puts them in Brad's ass and then his mouth. Sour said he does. He laughed like George. Sour was talking about Memet and his favorite wrestling position too.
Sour asked if Howard heard Bailey the Bedbug call into Mike Francesa. Howard said he missed that. Howard asked if he was the Imus caller yesterday. Sour said he was. He started to get into a song but Howard hung up. Howard said the good thing is Sour doesn't care if you bail on his calls.
Howard said he thinks that he's done with Ronnie's sex tips. Gary said Ronnie is yelling at him to play the last one. Howard said Ronnie thinks he's on to something. Howard played one more. In that one Ronnie suggests going out and getting a red rose, jerking off on it, freezing it and then give it to your woman and tell her to stick it in her ass and you hear it sizzle as it goes in. Ronnie said then you lick the hot jizz out of her ass. Howard asked if any of that sounds awesome to Robin. Robin said no. Howard said it's almost like deliverance or something. Robin said it's like some wild animal got to you. Howard asked if her ass would make a frozen rose sizzle. Robin said you'd never get one up her ass. Howard said they have to try it. Robin said not on her.
Howard said Ronnie thinks he's so hot and sexual. Howard said Ted Bundy used to follow these tips. Howard said look him up. Howard said he is so creepy and he's not kidding about that stuff either. Howard said that's Ronnie. Howard said he used to hang with that guy. He said you'll notice he doesn't do that anymore. Howard said Ronnie says he can fuck any woman in the ass just give him time. Howard said he talks about this stuff in the limo. Howard said this all came after they started going to strip clubs. Howard said Lonnie used to tell the strippers that Ronnie was an owner there and the girls treated him like a king. Howard said then Ronnie got Stephanie and she's way younger than him and it's ridiculous. Howard said it's so out of control.
Howard said even JD has become one of Ronnie's disciples. Howard said he tries to tell him not to be like that. Robin said Ronnie is getting the upper hand because he's talking to JD. Howard did his Ronnie voice and told JD to take a Christmas tree and shove it up the girl's ass. Howard did his JD impression too.
Howard said he doesn't get the gun laws in New York. He said you can't have a 15 round magazine in a gun anymore. He said you can only have 6 rounds. He said if 2 or 3 guys break into the house you need that 15 rounds. Howard said they need a candidate who loves abortion.
Howard said Wolfie said to one woman at this pro-life rally that she must have adopted some of these unwanted children and the woman said no. Wolfie said no one he talked to had adopted any children. Howard said he has to play just one clip. He played one where Wolfie talked to a catholic nun about the abortion thing and what is supposed to be done about the unwanted babies. She said that's a political question so she can't answer that.
Howard played another clip where a guy was talking about what to do with the baby. He said that God created the baby and you have to keep it. Howard said he can't wait for Trump to throw this guy out of the country.
Howard played another clip of Wolfie talking to a woman about the abortion thing. Howard said Wolfie talked to one guy about what to do if a baby has two heads or 3 sets of genitalia. Howard played that clip and the guy said it's a miracle from god so you can't get rid of it. The guy said this is the will of God. Wolfie asked what lesson you can learn from having two heads. The guy said there is something there and it's the will of god. Howard said he can see Robin with a guy like that.
Howard said Wolfie came up with all kinds of crazy scenarios. He said they were all for keeping the babies. Howard played another clip where a guy said that our society is supposed to take care of these unwanted babies. Wolfie asked what he would say to the woman if she had a Down Syndrome child. The guy said that Down Syndrome children are the most loving children. Howard made up a conversation with the guy where he asked if the baby was a snake. Howard said these people can't be swayed. Howard said Wolfie should come up with the most outrageous things. Wolfie said he did and there wasn't one reason they wouldn't have the baby.
Howard asked how many people were where. Wolfie said that they claimed that there were hundreds of thousands of people there but he saw maybe thousands. He said there were a lot of hot chicks and high school kids there too. Howard said that he doesn't get it.
Howard played a clip of a trumpet player there who was worse than Gary. Howard played that clip and it was really bad. Wolfie said people were saluting the guy too. Howard said he has a ton of tape to play but that's just some of it. He played another quick clip and then wrapped up with Wolfie. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Lady Gaga singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Robin said predictions are also being made. Robin went through some of those with Howard. Howard said he's going with the broncos just because Peyton Manning is retiring and he thinks he should win.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the gas chamber sounded like mayhem in there. Howard said it was. The caller asked how fast Gary could turn around and get Stamos in there to talk about what he heard today. He said he'd love to see some dream sequences for that too. Howard said it was crazy. He said that Stamos is like a toilet bowl for Eric. Howard said Donnie must be thrilled that he's so high up on that list with Eric. Howard asked Robin which one she'd pick over Donnie and Stamos. Robin said Stamos of course.
Robin read a story about Budweiser using their ad in the Super Bowl to talk about drunk driving. Robin had some audio of their commercial. Howard said you can't drink and drive. He said it's weir that Budweiser is doing that. He said it's just confusing. Howard said if they wanted to stop drinking and driving they could stop making beer. Howard said they won't be doing that. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a lawsuit that the band Spirit has filed against the band Led Zeppelin. Robin had some examples of what they think was ripped off from their song Taurus. Howard said this is insane. He played the songs and talked about it with Fred for a short time. Howard said there is a similar sort of sound but the rest of the song is so different. Gary asked if it would change his mind if he knew that they toured together in 1969 and 1970. Howard said yes, he's changed his mind. Howard said he's taking Spirit and the Broncos to win.
Robin read a story about a 5 year old who had to call 911 to tell them that his parents had been shot. Robin had the 911 call. The kid said some dude did it. The kid said some dude in the back yard shot them. Howard said this is bad news. Robin said they say the dad was in a gang so they're not sure if that had something to do with it or not.
Howard said he has a clip of a guy who got shot and he was walking around with toilet paper on his gun shot wound. Howard played a clip of a reporter talking to the guy about his wound. The guy showed the reporter the wound.
Robin read about what's going on with the Bill Cosby case. Robin said his lawyers are saying that the case should be dismissed. Robin said they're saying that the case should be dismissed. Robin said they say that he should have had lifetime immunity with that deposition he did. Howard said that's some case. Robin said it wasn't a written agreement that they had.
Howard took a call from Bobo and said he actually got a positive email. Howard said it starts out positive and then the guy says ''I'm just kidding'' and fuck that guy. Bobo asked who goes through the email. Fred said he goes through it and he never sees any positive stuff. Howard said King of All Blacks might be hated more than Bobo though. Howard read through some of those emails and people were calling for him to be banned from the show like Bobo was. Howard let Bobo go a short time later.
Robin said that scientists are saying that men's beards could be used to develop treatments for super bugs. Robin said that the bacteria in beards can be used to fight these super bugs. That led to Howard talking about Benjy's beard and reading some email about it. Howard said there aren't too many fans of his beard. Howard read some email about Crackhead Bob too. Robin said they don't mention how nice Cliff Pallet was. Robin said he was a Wack Packer too.
Howard said Mariann is a nice Wack Packer. Howard said he's not sure she's a Wack Packer. Mariann said that the other Wack Packers call her so much. She's like the mother of all Wack Packers. Howard said that she might be in the Wack Pack.
Shuli came in and said that Mariann is in a feud with Jeff the Drunk. Shuli said the other day he blocked her on Periscope. Mariann said she told him to chill and she blocked her. She said that she made up last night. Shuli didn't know that. Howard said that she could be the mother of the Wack Pack if they went her to Brazil and had her get the Zika virus and she gives birth to a Beetlejuice type. Mariann said she's 57 so she's too old for that. Howard said they can still do it at that age.
Howard asked Mariann if she saw all of Jeff's penis pictures. Mariann said she did and it was so bad. Howard asked if his or her husbands is nicer. Mariann said that her husband has a beautiful penis. Howard let her go and said he just needed that clip.
Robin read a story about alcohol use during pregnancy and how the CDC is saying there is no safe limit during pregnancy. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a study done about eating fish and how the benefits of eating it outweigh the harm of mercury. Howard said he heard that and ate seafood and he got mercury poisoning. Robin said he didn't have symptoms of poisoning. Howard said he did. Robin said he did not.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how he's doing. Howard said if he has something to say then say it. The caller asked when he's going to talk to Kid Rock again. Howard said whenever he has something going on.
Robin said that Rand Paul has dropped out of the run for President. Robin said that Donald Trump is saying that he's not thrilled finishing second in Iowa. Howard said he did pretty damn well. Robin had a clip of him talking about coming in second. Howard said Trump would have won if he had a better organization. He said he just relied on the media stuff. Howard said he would say he did pretty well. Howard said if he wins he and Robin will get to do just about anything. Robin had some audio of Ted Cruz talking about his campaign. Howard said he won't get the nomination. Howard said that the people in Iowa go for that kind of guy though.
Howard said Memet was upset about Trump coming in second. Howard said he had to tell him to snap out of it and do some work around there. Gary said Memet was debating people in the office the other day. Howard had Memet come in to talk about that. Memet said he was upset because he likes Trump. He said he thought he was going to win Iowa. He said he was arguing with Jason about it because Jason thinks he knows everything. He said everyone back there knows nothing so they just follow what Jason says. Memet said he likes Trump because he's paying for himself. He said he has no one in his pocket. He said he doesn't agree with all of his policies but he could never vote for Clinton or Ted Cruz. Gary asked for one policy he thinks is good. Memet said the wall isn't a horrible idea. Gary asked how they're going to pay for it. Memet said in the same way they built the highways 40-50 years ago. Howard let Memet go and did a live commercial read after that. Howard said he heard Memet hit a dry spell with women. Robin said maybe that's why he's upset.
Robin read about Marco Rubio saying that his third place finish in that caucus that he's in a good position now. Robin had some audio of Rubio talking about what he thinks he can do for this country. Robin had some audio of Chris Christie talking about how much he spent in Iowa and how Jeb Bush only got 1 percent more than they did spending so much more than he did. Howard said Jeb must be freaking out that no one wants him.
Robin said Bernie Sanders is feeling fantastic about his campaign. Howard said he must be beside himself. Robin had some audio of Bernie talking about how happy he is about the way things are going.
Robin read a story about the Zika virus and how they're saying it can be transmitted by mosquito but also through sex. Robin said it's an STD as well. Robin said that's hard to happen but they have had one case develop so far.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to refute something Robin said. He said that she said cops aren't allowed to shoot to kill. He said if you shoot in the air you're shooting to kill. He said that you shoot to kill when you shoot someone. Robin said you're not supposed to kill everyone you shoot. The caller said you're not shooing to injure someone. He said you shoot to kill. Howard said he just wants to go home. Robin said she never said what this guy said. Robin said that you don't have to keep shooting if the guy is on the ground. The caller said it depends on what the guy is doing. Robin was pissed that the guy was putting words in her mouth. Howard said he thought she could be happy with that guy.
Robin read about actress Ariel Winter who had very large breasts and got a reduction. Robin said at the SAG Awards you could see one of the scars. Robin said that people were criticizing her for that but she has said she's proud of them because they are part of her. Howard said Robin had reduction and she doesn't have scars. Robin said of course she has scars. Robin said they're under. Howard asked how people saw that. Robin said it was a dress that framed her breasts and you could see a scar. Robin said it wasn't that big a deal. Howard said he has to see it and rule on it. Howard said sometimes it's okay to be ashamed of your scars. Howard asked Robin if she'd ever show her scars. Howard said he's a guy and he's not going to complain if you have scars. He said he loves it. Howard said Benjy has titty scars. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Jon said that they have a poll up today so he had Rahsaan give the details about that. Rahsaan said they're asking what you think of the punishment. The choices were.
The guys talked about Eric's voice getting deeper while that was going on. Jon said Eric wouldn't turn to look at Will during the rest of the time he was in there. Gary said Eric kept yelling out that he was going to hell. He didn't understand that. Jon said maybe he thinks there's a place worse than he was in at that moment. He said that might have been his way of getting through that punishment. Jon said he came in and did what he had to do. Gary said that he would give him back the Flat Ronnie back sooner than later. He said he took the full brunt of the punishment today. Gary said they have the Flat Ronnie but they don't have to keep it for 3 months. Jon said he thinks they have to keep it for a little while.
Gary said Eric still doesn't get it because he's going to go to Pittsburgh and threaten people. Gary said off air he asked him to never threaten someone again. Gary said he asked him to do a threat with him on camera and he got him to say no so that's the right answer.
Jon said that they have to crack down on these things. Jason said he thought Eric did something great for the show today. He said he was proud of what he did. Gary said that he doesn't know he's doing something for the show. He said he just wants his Flat Ronnie back. He said Eric is in Wendy's ballpark with his IQ. Jon said he has a conniving streak in him. He said that he does tweet people and asks them for stuff. He said it does take some brains to do that stuff.
Gary said they were talking about who the bigger beggar is between Eric and Jeff. Gary said Jeff would be better at it if he could leave his house for a second. Gary said that Eric just flat out asks people to pay his cable bill. He said you feel sorry for him and just do it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said it sounded like old school Stern Show today. He asked Gary if he can get Stamos in there and film some dream sequence stuff for Howard 360. He said he was getting the pictures in his head. Gary said he thinks that John would do anything for them but not now that he's on network TV. Jon said he knows that John was tweeting about it during the segment. Jon said he was worried that the chain reaction was going to start when Richard was puking. He said he didn't want to be part of that. Gary said if that had happened he would have puked in his office.
Jason said he would have wanted to have gone in there to see what was going on. Gary said he has seen enough. He didn't need to go in there for that.
Jason said he hadn't heard the term ''gay cash'' before today. Jon said he's going to segue off of that. He brought up will the Farter and what he was talking about today. They spent a short time talking about that. They went to break after that.
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Jon said he wants to move off of that and talk about what Gary had to endure today. Jon said Howard pointed out that Gary is yapping away before the break even starts. Jason said that's a good thing everywhere else in the world. He said Gary is eager and into his job so why should he be punished for that. Gary said that he goes into the studio with an hour worth of thoughts and notes and he gets crap for that. He said he doesn't come in to show pictures of his kids. He said he's working on the show.
Jon said the vinyl thing came up today too. Gary said he's humored by that. He said he enjoys vinyl but that's not the only way he listens to music. He said that guy on the phone today probably had 10 other things he was going to point out about him so Howard was going to go off on him no matter what. Jon said Howard seemed astonished that he'd listen to vinyl with his son. Gary said they already share that room. He said Howard is making it sound like he raised his son wrong. Gary said vinyl is big with kids because it's a curiosity.
Jason said he thinks Howard was jealous of Gary for having two sons. Gary said he doesn't think so at all. He said Howard doesn't want to do anything that a father would do with a son. Gary said he doesn't think Howard would want to take a kid out to play ball or anything.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if they think Howard has some disdain for Gary and wants to hate him for a reason. He said he likes the whole vinyl thing too. Gary said he doesn't think Howard has hate for him. He said Howard has things he things are stupid. He said the one thing that bums him out is Howard thinking you have no right to love music if you aren't involved with music.
Jason said that he thinks it's Howard's job to point out some of this stuff. He said that some of it is annoying. He said it is annoying for people who don't get vinyl. Jon asked if Gary smells the vinyl like the caller said. Gary said he does not. Gary said here are other people eon the show who are into vinyl and pick on him with Howard. He was talking about Fred.
Jon asked Gary if he gets any thrill when he gets a new album and he has to take the shrink wrap off. Jon said some people get off on that. Gary said there is a thrill about unboxing something. He said you get your Mac and you don't just rip the paper off. Jon said when he was a kid he didn't give a shit about the wrapping. Gary said he knows it's stupid but there is an enjoyment of unboxing. Jason told him to never tell Howard that because he doesn't get it. He said he likes unboxing parodies but it makes no sense to him.
Gary asked Jason how old he is. Jason said 25 but he's actually 42. Gary asked if he grew up with records. Jason said not really. He said it was all cassettes and CDs. They spent a little more time on that and then went to break.
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Jason said he thinks that Ronnie looks like he's in the Backstreet Boys. He said that picture works perfect for that.
Jon asked what the best way to use Flat Ronnie is. Jason said he would probably take it on the elections. He said you have to stay with what's trending right then. Gary asked how great it would have been if he ended up at the Oscars. Jason said he will get it wherever if they give him one. Jason said he has his ways.
Jon said that Howard was talking about how he hates speaking at parties and that story about going up to speak about his agent. Jon asked if he can go to a party and not worry about something like that. Jon said that everything is like ''Oh fuck'' with him. Jason said he gets that. He said you always have that feeling you're going to say something wrong. He said there's a pressure to say something. Gary said he's had to go to events and speak and he doesn't look forward to it either.
Jon took a call from a woman who said that she is so pleased with the last few weeks of shows. She said she's even happy to hear from Ralph. She said she's glad that they're not doing the hour long celebrity interviews. The caller also asked how vindicated Gary feels about the new TV show called Vinyl. Gary said he's not vindicated over that because it's about the music business and not so much about records. Gary said that he and Jon did a show about vinyl and Howard never brings Jon up in those conversations. Jon said Gary can take that hit as far as he's concerned.
Jon said one other thing that Howard brought up today was the guy getting too excited about a game. Jon said he understands why it happens but that one guy did go a little overboard. Gary said in a mid season game it doesn't make sense at all. Jon said you get caught up in the moment sometimes. Gary said that wasn't even a play. He said the other team just shot and missed. He said it wasn't an amazing play. Jon said it was a big win for the Hoyas though. Jon said Howard doesn't understand that world and even if it made sense to do that it wouldn't make sense to Howard.
Jon asked Rahsaan for the results of the poll. Rahsaan said that 60 percent said that it should be the same sentence and 27 percent said his debt is paid. Only 13 percent said that they should reduce it.
Jon got in some plugs and wrapped up the show. They were done around 11:55am.
Gary said JD doesn't want to get to know you. He said that's unless you're a celebrity. Jon said maybe JD feels more comfortable in that crowd. He said he knows he feels out of place but he blends in very well. He said it's an odd thing.
Gary said that he doesn't think that the term star fucker isn't that bad. He said he's kind of one of them. He said he gets excited about people who are fun and interesting for the show.
Jon said they asked JD who was his favorite on the show. Jon had a clip when Howard asked JD about that. JD talked about how Will has a few too many jokes about him. Howard said he told Will not to bully him but he still does. Jon said he's hung out with Ronnie and JD and they do like each other. He said Ronnie is another one who wants to be a father figure in his life. Gary said Jon is like a brother to JD too. He said that they're less than 10 years apart. Gary asked how old Jon is. Jon said he's 48. Gary said he thinks JD is 39. Jon said he thinks he's younger than that.
Jon said JD has a good sense of humor and he'll laugh about Will goofing on him. Gary said JD mostly tolerates it but it can get to be too much at times.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thinks there's a lot of office politics and he thinks you have to fake it even if you don't like what's going on. Jon said Howard doesn't want you to roll over. He said he wants you to fight if you don't like it. Jon said Gary will mix it up with Howard. He said when he started out he wasn't looking to do that. Gary asked if he's ever heard him talk to Howard off the air like he does on the air. Jon said he doesn't think things change off the air. Gary said he won't talk to Howard off the air like he does on when he's arguing. Jon said he thinks Howard likes to have the arguments on the air instead.
Jon asked if JD was the same the rest of the week. Gary said he explained to JD what it was really about. He said it was very constructive and very positive. Jon said there are morning people and evening people. Gary said that's tough shit and if you don't want to be there then don't be. Jon said that some people are very loud in the morning but some come in and don't even say hi. He said everyone has their morning mood. Jon said sometimes there are morning people and sometimes there aren't. He said you can have a tough day if you're not. They went to break after that.
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Jon took a call from a guy who said that King of All Blacks is an arrogant person and he thinks his father gives him money. Gary said that's what makes it amusing. He said he's a street sweeper who got money from his dad and he acts like he earned it. He said you may not like him but that makes him interesting. The caller said the way he talks and sounds is so annoying. He said he's the worst caller. Jon said either way he gets you to react. He said that's why Howard picks up on him. He said King won't let Howard go though and that's where Howard gets annoyed. Gary said he thinks Howard is annoyed by the stuff he asks about Beth. Jon said Ronnie is the one who can't stand King. He said he likes when he's put under the microscope and picked apart.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if they picked up on Sour Shoes calling in last week as ''Pat'' and Howard didn't pick up on it. The caller said he called in this week he was an Imus fan and Howard missed that too. Gary said they just caught that one. Jon said they sort of knew it was Sour in the back. He said that they didn't catch it right away. He said Howard didn't recognize it until after the fact. He said if that's how Sour is going to call in he'll probably succeed. He said some of the things that give it away are the names and places he calls in from. Jon said Sour is one of the most talented people on their airwaves. He said he can't get enough of him. Gary said he'd like to know where that Takei impression has been hiding for the past 10 years.
Jon said Sour left a 6 minute voicemail for them and every detail in it is accurate. He said he has so many references that are right. He said he knows what Gary has said and he recites them back. Gary said he must just know it.
Jon took a call from a guy who told Gary he can come back at Howard by comparing his vinyl collecting to stamp collecting. He told Gary how he could argue that. Gary said Howard would probably say stamp collecting is dumb too. Gary said an interesting thing about Howard is that he's not a collector and only later on in life did he start keeping some things on display that people have given him. He said he doesn't really collect anything though. Gary said he, Jackie and Fred gave a Moe Howard autograph thing and Howard thought that was stupid. He said he must hear his mother asking why he's bringing all of that clutter there. Jon said he and Gary might be the only collectors there. They went to break after that.
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Rahsaan asked if they think Eric is getting fat so he can avoid working. Jon and Gary said they don't think so. Jon said he has no incentive to get in shape because people are still paying attention to him. Jon said with all of the Wack Packers dying you'd think that would get to him. Gary said he doesn't think so. Gary said Eric doesn't think he's like those people.
Gary said Eric likes to work and he used to give to-go cups to people as they walked out with bottles. He said someone pointed out that Eric would hold the cups at the top with his sweaty hands.
Jon said Jeff could find work if he wanted to. Gary said the last job he had was sitting in a chair to open and close a garage door. He said it's honest work though. Jon said you have to earn a living though. Gary said that's what Jon wants. He said the Wack Pack may not want to earn a living. Gary said he can't blame them if the government is just going to pay them.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he used to listen to Jeff on Periscope. He said he stopped and his headaches went away and he got a raise and promotion at work because of that. He said he was watching once a day or every other day. Jon asked if Jeff appreciated him watching. The caller said he never blocked him so he must have been okay. Gary said Jeff threw out that he's surpassed 18 million hearts on Periscope. Jon said that is a lot. He said he compares that to Bobo's awards though.
Jon said Bobo was explaining how he was hailed as a driving instructor. Jon said he was able to retire and you have to give him credit there. Jon said with Jeff people get upset that they think he'd taking advantage of the system. He said people think that Bobo is coming off kind of simple and he's also feeling entitled. Gary said that some of the others who feel entitled are disabled. He said Bobo isn't. He said there's no real reason to feel bad for him.
Jon said that Bobo is the one who gets it the worst from people. Rahsaan said he thinks that people are hopping on the bandwagon and goofing on Bobo. He said it's like the thing to do.
Gary said Bobo was talking about his participation awards and it's basically just a piece of paper. Gary said it's like buying a baseball with a certificate of authenticity. He said you don't know where that came from. Gary said he participates in his job every day and he gets none of that. He doesn't expect it either.
Jon wrapped up and got in some plugs before ending the show. They were done around 11:45am.
Jon said today they heard the Crackhead Bob passing away segment. Jon said Bob was a special guy when it comes to Wack Packers. Gary said Bob never made his life miserable. He said everyone is so needy but Bob wasn't. He said he never called and said he had to come on the show. He said he'd call Bob and ask him to come on the show.
Jon asked if Gary is upset that Bob called him out about leaving the Jets game early that time. Gary said he just can't stay at a game and deal with the traffic. He said he can't stay through the whole thing.
Jon asked if Mariann should be in the Wack Pack. Danny interrupted and said he has to answer that even though he wasn't asked about it. Danny said Mariann doesn't have the attributes that go along with a Wack Packer. He said he hopes that Mariann has the app and a headset to listen to the show because she doesn't miss one second of the show. Danny said maybe in title only she's a Wack Pack member. He said she's really not one though. Gary said he thinks it's enough for her to be the mother of the Wack Pack. Danny agreed with that.
Jon asked if you're asking to be part of the Wack Pack then you can't be in it. Jon said Mariann isn't on SSI but her voice and her obsession with the show would make her Wack Pack. He said Bobo is considered one by some people. Danny said there are some superfans out there who are as obsessed. He said Mariann manages her life and lives a normal and positive life. Danny said that Gary is the point man on the Wack Pack. He said some of them have other issues in their life like run ins with the justice system and things like that.
Jon asked Rahsaan what his take is. Rahsaan said he doesn't think Mariann is a Wack Packer. He said she must feel like she's being left out so maybe that's why she wants to be in it. Gary asked if it's an honor to be in it. Rahsaan said for the people who are in it, it is an honor. He said it's the highest honor they can get. Gary said if Eric the Actor were alive he'd be upset he was included in it. Danny said every Wack Packer has denied being in it. He said it's the hallmark of being in it because they don't know they're in it.
Gary said that the Wack Pack can be needy and on a scale of 10 High Pitch Eric is a 10. He said Melrose Larry was a 10 for years but now he's not on that much. Jon said he's right about that. He said that with Mariann it's a 10 as well. He said being in the Wack Pack is all about attention from Howard. He said that's why they do it.
Jon said that you need to need that attention from Howard. Jon said Mick the Nerd doesn't need that attention like some of the other guys. He said Jeff the Drunk is an example of needing attention.
Gary said there's a major Wack Packer who is in the Wack Pack and doesn't care about Howard's attention. He said that's Big Foot.
Gary said the last two days he's been pitched 3 potential new Wack Packers. Gary said one of them is a guy in Russia who looks like Beetlejuice's cousin. Gary said he will investigate any potential new people so get involved if you have anyone.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thinks there is a strict interpretation of the people in the Wack Pack. He said Howard ruled a couple of months ago about Captain Janks. He said he doesn't think that Mariann should be in there. Gary said one thing that hinders Mariann is that she's a normal, functioning person. He said she has a life and a family. Her said other than her voice and her obsession with the show she's normal.
Jon brought up Bobo and spent a short time talking about him. Gary said Bobo doesn't have the self awareness that Mariann does. Danny said most of the Wack Pack lack that ability to see what's wrong with their life. Gary said Howard makes them famous for what's wrong with their life and if they fixed that then they wouldn't be in the Wack Pack anymore. They went to break a short time later.
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Jon said he's not looking to hurt anyone but he's saying that now. He said when you're in a car and driving with the jerks out there it's a whole different story. Danny said based on what Jon just said he'd call other people who have driven with him and ask if they believe what he said about not meaning harm to anyone. Jon said he would settle out of court in that case.
Gary said he always felt there was an honor among assholes and if you tell someone to go fuck themselves and you get the same and you drive away. He said now people pull over and pull out pipes. He said it's to let off steam when you yell at someone but if someone pulls out a weapon that's different.
Jon asked Danny what you do if someone isn't driving correctly. Danny said that teaching a lesson is vigilantism. He said the law doesn't celebrate vigilantes. He said you can let someone go if they cut you off. He said it's a primal feeling to want to teach a lesson but if you do the law won't recognize your moral correctness.
Jon took a call from a guy who told a story about road rage where he flipped a woman off and she yelled at him so he flipped a soda into her car. Danny said that he doesn't want to know what state he's in but that's assault in some states. He said it can be aggravated assault in some. He said it's generally not a good idea. Danny said don't throw anything. He said flip the bird if you have to but don't throw anything.
Jon said Danny wants to talk about the Scott Salem story where he got shocked when he was a kid when he wet his bed. Jon said Gary has something similar but he wasn't shocked. Danny said you look back and think about how it would be considered criminal today. He said in 20 years from now you wonder what will be considered wrong from today. Danny said there isn't much out there about the shock thing that Scott had. Danny said if you did that today it would be considered child abuse. He said that parents do have a right to raise their children and discipline them. He said that the courts draw a line between inflicting pain and inflicting harm. He said that some people can still inflict pain but not harm.
Gary said he wonders what society will look at 40 years from now. Gary said he wonders if they'll talk about how we let our kids play football and knock heads and make our brains bleed. Jon said he thinks they will. He said he thinks that football will turn into a gladiatorial kind of thing. He said he thinks people will look back at sports in general and wonder how they let anyone do that. Jon said they may wonder what we were doing looking at phones all the time and doing the social media thing. Jon said for him he thinks that Scott's parents were trying to help him in a weird way. He said he doesn't think it was a cruel thing they were doing. Jon said he kind of understands why they did that.
Gary talked about a movie where Michael Landon's character wet the bed and his mother tried to embarrass him. They spent a minute on that.
Gary said there's a scene in the movie Big and Tom Hanks takes his 12 year old best friend to a hotel room and it came across really weird to him 20 years later. They went to break after that.
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Gary said he gets annoyed when he sees stuff like that. He said he was applauding when there were riots in Baltimore and the mother came out and smacked her kid in the head for rioting. He said it all depends on the situation.
Jon said he's sure there are things that people would frown upon that he's done to his kids. Gary said that you're not doing them any favors putting a sigh on them but it's not enough to take them away from their parents.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he heard the Sternthology when Ralph started calling in and he wonders how he went from that to being Howard's stylist and best friend. Gary said Ralph wasn't on their radar when he started writing in. He said he wasn't even a Bobo type. He said Ralph wanted to do some special effects for them and Howard hired him to do their New Year's Eve show. He said they used him for that and it went okay. He said then they worked on the channel 9 show and Ralph started writing to Dan Forman about being able to do things and his price was right. He said Dan hired him and they realized it was the guy they had used before. Gary said Howard and Ralph had a lot in common and they became friendly. Gary said he wasn't that surprised by the friendship.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked how they think Howard would react to being asked to host Saturday Night Live. Gary said he thinks Howard would be honored but he'd have a huge amount of dread. He said it would be hard for Howard to do it because he has ideas for what works best for him. He said Saturday Night Live would want him to let them handle it. Gary said Howard would make himself crazy and make him not want to do it at this point in his career. Jon said Howard did appear in one thing and he has talked about it before. Jon said Howard would want to do it his way and it may not work out. He said maybe doing a cameo is one thing but hosting is another.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that Tan Mom isn't a Wack Packer is because she's not following the show. Gary said this has come up over and over again. He said Big Foot doesn't follow the show either. The caller said he knows some of the people on the show though. Gary said he thinks that Tan Mom would crush Big Foot in a knowledge about the show test.
Danny said that not listening to the show isn't something that's needed for a Wack Packer. He said that these people are massively disorganized. He said it's not like they're listening to NPR or something. The guys spent a little more time talking about that before Jon got in the plugs for Sternthology and ended the show. They were done around 11:40am.