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Howard started off the morning talking about how tired he was. He was up late last night and got up a little early this morning. He only got about 6 hours of sleep. He thought that was plenty of sleep but Fred seemed to think it wasn't enough. Robin asked him if he got out of bed after waking up at 3 in the morning. He said he did so Robin told him that they suggest that you just lay there when you wake up. Howard said he doesn't want to do that though so he gets out of bed.
Howard took a call from a guy who said there was an article about Mary McCormack who said some nice stuff about working with Howard in his movie. That led to Howard talking about the Golden Globe Awards that were on the night before. Howard said he likes watching the interviews that are done before the awards show. Artie said that Melissa Rivers kisses a lot of ass at those shows. Howard said he can't take her interviews and has to fast forward through them. He said that she grits her teeth while she's interviewing and the only reason she's there is because of her mother. Howard said that she's very irritating when she's doing her interviews.
The caller Howard had on the line begged Howard not to leave radio when his contract is up. Howard said that he read that Barbara Walters is retiring from doing 20/20 full time. The guys wondered if she's leaving because Howard is joining ABC to do some interview shows. Howard said he wants to be shot with the camera they use on Barbara. The caller said he thinks they back the camera up to the Mars Rover to get her shot.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Robin looks really good after losing so much weight. Howard said that weight makes a big difference in a woman. He talked about how big Renee Zellweger was at the Golden Globe Awards. Artie said that he would still bang her. Howard said he might do her just because she's Renee Zellweger. He and Artie both said that they thought they had a chance to get her at one point. Howard said he saw her in a hair salon. Artie said he thought he had a chance to get her while working on a movie with her. Artie said when he told Chris O'Donnell he though she dug him, he laughed at him.
A listener called in and talked about some of the women at the Golden Globes with Howard. Howard said that Jennifer Lopez looked kind of fat on the show. He said her face is nice but her body is a mess. Howard talked about how odd Brittany Murphy looked. He said she's got a huge head and red hands. Howard said he thought that Clint Eastwood looked pretty good for his age but Robin didn't agree. Howard told Robin that Marg Helgenberger looked good and so did Susan Sarandon. Howard sounded like he could barely believe he was saying that himself. Stuttering John said that Melanie Griffith looked good as well. Howard said he saw her out running over the summer and she doesn't look like the same woman he saw on stage.
Howard said that Tyra Banks was pathetic looking for a camera to get in front of. He said that she's just way into that stuff. He also said that she looked pretty big on the show. Artie said she seems to think she's funny but she's really not. Stuttering John said that Clint Eastwood's face looked pretty good but he had a big turkey neck. Howard said he's 70 years old so it's not surprising. The guys also talked about Jennifer Aniston for a short time. Howard said he's really not into her and complained about her hair always being in her face.
Howard said that he was surprised that Christina Ricci looked good on the show. Artie joked that the director of ''The Lord of the Rings'' was really hot. Howard said that he could pass for Artie's brother. The guys said that Diane Keaton didn't look so hot on the show. Meryl Streep didn't look good either according to the guys. Howard pointed out that the Golden Globes is produced by Dick Clark who managed to turn that into a huge thing.
Howard said he thought that Sarah Jessica Parker looked good with darker hair but the dress she was wearing wasn't that great. He said he doesn't like Catherine Zeta-Jones or Sharon Stone. He wondered what she's done in her career to get so famous. The guys pointed out two movies that she's done that were hits but that was it.
The guys spent a couple more minutes on Renee Zellweger and about Sting who wasn't wearing a shirt. Howard said he doesn't want to look at his bare chest. He also said that he and his wife look like they just came from a bad swingers party or something like that.
Howard said Barbra Streissand looks like David Brenner now. He and the guys goofed on a couple of other people as well. The caller Howard had on the line said he likes that they let the celebrities say whatever they want in their speeches. Howard said that's the way it should be.
Howard said he thought Robin Williams looked odd during the show. He said that he looked like he was trying to restrain himself from being the funny man during the show. The caller also brought up Keanu Reeves. Howard said he seems kind of stupid but Robin said that doesn't matter because he's gorgeous. Howard said he'd rather sit with Keanu than Robin Williams.
Howard brought up Ellen Degeneres and how she never wears a dress. He said he'd like to interview her for his ABC special. He said he'd ask her why she can't just dress like a woman once in a while. That led to him talking about lesbians and how thought it must be tough for lesbians to constantly use their tongues to please each other.
Sharon Stone was brought up again so Howard talked about how she used to be a hot chick but now she looks awful. Artie thought that Eva Mendez looked good last night but Howard said he's not into her. He said that she looks like Cindy Crawford if Cindy had bad surgery. Howard talked about Marg Helgenberger again and said that she was really hot. Howard said he interviewed her about 10 years ago and she wasn't that hot. These days she is hot and he'd bang her. Gary told him that she's got a great ass that he saw not too long ago when standing behind her at some place. Stuttering John said that if women kept their bodies in shape, guys would bang them until they're 60. John even said that he would still bang Joan Rivers because she keeps herself in shape. John said that if his wife would let him, he'd bang her. Howard said he wants to talk to John's wife and try to make that happen. The caller Howard had on the line said that would be like having sex with sandpaper. Howard was going to talk about some other stuff but he had to take a break first.
Howard brought up the death of Bob ''Captain Kangaroo'' Keeshan. Howard pointed out that some of Michael Jackson's outfits look a lot like Captain Kangaroo's. He said that if Michael is a pedophile then it would make sense to dress up like Captain Kangaroo. He said it would be all about the kids, not for everyone else. Howard also pointed out that Jackson didn't have sex with Debbie Roe to create the kids that Jackson now has custody of. Howard and Robin weren't surprised after reading that in the paper. Robin told Howard that she's going to try and get the kids back now because of everything that's been going on with Jackson.
Howard read an article about Rush Limbaugh and how they might be bringing up 10 felony charges against him with drug charges and stuff. Howard said he's going to regret having lost weight if he has to go to prison.
Howard talked about how he doesn't think he could ever do what some DJs do where they do their shows from their homes or other locations and just tell people that they're still in their local cities. Howard said he thinks Imus does that with his show but no one would know. Howard wondered when MSNBC is going to bail out on his awful show. Howard said that it would be easy to lie to people about where they're at but they'd lose out on some of the cool stuff they do. Howard said that he's going to leave the radio show in 2 years when his contract is up but he's going to go out like a tiger. He said he'll just do 4 ABC specials a year like Barbara Walters is going to be doing.
Howard played some of the Vinnie Favale tapes that he's been playing for a couple of months now. He played the one where he was talking about scratching his balls. Howard and Artie goofed on that for a minute.
Howard said he spent his whole weekend organizing his stuff. He said that there's actually a TV show where they have someone come in and organize your stuff. Howard said, so far, he's doing everything himself. He said his head starts to smoke when he tries to decide where to put stuff but he is doing it himself.
Howard took a call from a guy who pointed out the tiny diamond that Kevin Costner got for his fiancee. Howard said that Joan Rivers even pointed out how small the diamond was in her ring.
Another caller said that he agrees with Stuttering John's thoughts on banging Joan Rivers. He said he would do the same thing and would even like to bang Barbra Streissand. Howard thought he was nuts saying that he'd bang a woman that looks like Barbra. He wonders how James Brolin can get it up for her.
Howard said he had Joe Rogan on the line but didn't get to him right away. He said that he had to talk about Stuttering John throwing up on stage at a show over the weekend. He was going to wait on that discussion but ended up talking about Artie instead. Howard said that he was with Artie on Saturday night and he was really hammered. Robin said that it might be time for an intervention. Howard said that Artie put away two bottles of Jack Daniels at Robin's party a couple of weeks ago. Howard also pointed out that Beth was really wasted and was doing shots with Artie's girlfriend. The guys were talking about some different drink mixes.
Howard got Joe Rogan on the line but told him he had to wait until after the commercial break to interview him. He ended up talking to Joe about how ripped Joe is and how into his body he is. Howard pointed out that Joe was photographed and shaved his chest for that. Howard put him on hold a minute later and went to commercial break.
Joe told Howard about how they finally hit rock bottom on Fear Factor. He told Howard about how they had blended maggots that the contestants had to suck up and spit into another glass filled with flies. Joe said he dry-heaved at least 10 times during that shoot. He said it was really disgusting. He said they have more disgusting stuff like that coming up soon as well.
Joe got in a mention for the Ultimate Fighting Championship that's taking place this weekend in Las Vegas at Mandalay Bay. Joe told Howard that they have a lot of rules now and guys have to wear gloves. They have weight classes now as well. He said it's actually safer than boxing now. Howard said in the beginning there were no rules and guys didn't have to wear gloves. You could stomp a guy's head or anything like that. The only thing you couldn't do was gouge someone's eyes.
Joe told Howard that he knows martial arts and said he had a fight one time but it's not something he likes to do. Artie said that he'd like to see Joe fight Stuttering John. Howard said that would be pretty cool. Joe said he was pretty impressed with John's fight against Cabbie.
Joe and Howard talked about some of the different martial arts and how they've figured out the best ways to fight using different techniques. Howard said it doesn't matter how good you are at that stuff, you can still get your ass kicked. Joe went on to say that the techniques they use in the UFC are the best techniques. Joe said that the sport is crazy and there's nothing like it. No one has died in the UFC other than one Russian guy who had a preexisting medical condition. He said it's safer than just about every other sport even though it is dangerous.
Howard gave Joe a plug for the UFC special and said it airs on Saturday night at 10pm on Pay-Per-View. Fear Factor also airs tonight so Howard gave him a plug for that. Howard went on to ask Joe about who he's banging these days. Joe wasn't talking though and didn't say who he's with these days. Howard said he heard that Joe was banging some of the hot Juggies on The Man Show but Joe just laughed when he was asked about it.
Howard said he had the Outkast album (Speakerboxxx/ The Love Below) on his iPod and he thinks that Andre 3000 is a genius with the songs he has on his album. Robin said she has to check that out. Howard played the song parody they did on the Golden Globes based on Outkast's ''Hey Ya'' song. Howard said he's done with song parodies and no one should be allowed to do them anymore.
Gary came in and said it was funny that Artie said he got an Apple iPod. He got a computer like 2 years ago and still hasn't been able to e-mail anyone. Artie said he was able to get on HowardStern.com over the weekend though.
Howard talked about Artie's drinking over the weekend and how he thinks that Dana might want him to do an intervention because he's such a drunk. Artie said that Dana was just kidding when she told Howard that they do need to do an intervention. Artie said he doesn't drink every night, he only drinks on the weekends. He said that last week he did a gig during the week and had some drinks.
The guys brought up the fact that Artie is going to bet all of the money he's making for a gig he's doing this coming weekend on the big game this weekend. Artie said that he'll be out in Vegas and he's going to bet on everything from the coin toss on. He's making a ton of money to do this gig out there and he's going to spend it all on the game. Howard guessed that it was like $50,000 but Artie would only say that it's a nice amount of money. Howard wondered why he's not going to just bet it all on the over on the game. Artie explained all of his thoughts on the game and why he's going to bet the way he's betting. He said he's going to take Carolina in the coin toss for some reason. He said he doesn't even know why he's going to bet that way. He said he's going to bet like $1000 on that bet alone. Howard said that's a crazy bet. Robin told Artie that he's sick. Artie said he likes the over in field goals and the over in the first quarter. Howard said there really weren't that many field goals in the playoffs though.
Gary said that Artie is going to Vegas and getting a free $200 room so he's going to bet $15,000 on the game because of that. Artie said he thinks that he's getting the big suite with the bowling alley in it, it's not a $200 a night room. Howard told him he has to tell him how that room is. Artie got in a plug for the show that's going to be at Beecher's Madhouse at The Hard Rock Hotel this Saturday night in Las Vegas.
Chaunce Hayden called in and said that the sports stations in New York are both saying that both teams have great defenses and the under is the way to go in the game. A couple of other callers told Artie that he's nuts to bet the way he's betting. One caller asked Artie if he loses enough money this time if he'll rob a bank for real this time.
Artie told Howard about one of the bets that he did one year. He bets on whether or not someone like Michael Jordan will score more points than a certain team will score. He said he won that bet one year.
A couple more phone callers told Artie that he's an idiot with his bets and that he needs to get some help. Howard told Artie that he thinks New England will blow out Carolina in the game.
A listener called in and said that they had 4 bulldog puppies stolen from their house over the weekend. They were 11 weeks old. The guy said that they're offering a reward for the puppies returned. He said they'll even give the guy who stole them the money. He gave out his name and said that they just want their puppies back. Howard said he feels bad for the guy because the bulldogs are such great dogs.
Howard got back to the big game discussion for a couple of minutes before he had to take another break. Gary wanted to bet with Howard but Howard said he's going to have Artie place a few for him out in Vegas. Howard went to break shortly after that.
A listener called in and said that the people at The Surreal Life stole Howard's ''Sofa King'' bit. Howard said that the producer of the show, Mark Cronin, used to work for him. He didn't have anything bad to say about him though. He and Robin just said that they thought the show was kind of funny.
Howard wanted to play some of the Outkast album ''Speakerboxxx/ The Love Below'' but wanted Andre 3000's CD, not the other guy's. He didn't recognize the first song he played even though he listened to it all weekend. Howard said he had it on in his apartment all weekend and it was actually a great CD to have on. Robin liked some of what he played. Howard liked the ''Happy Valentine's Day'' song but Robin wasn't thrilled with it. Artie said he kind of dug it but didn't know how much he'd actually listen to it. He played one song while Fred was playing a clip from the movie ''Storytelling'' where Selma Blair is saying ''Nigga F*** me hard!'' over and over again. Howard said that's not included on the CD. Howard skipped over a few songs trying to get to some stuff that Robin might like. Robin said it sounds like an album that has no flow because you go from one song to another and it's jarring.
Howard had some tape from the Golden Globe Awards. He played some audio and then remembered who the hot chick was he was trying to think of earlier in the morning. He said that it was Mary Louise Parker. He said that she looked great. Robin said she did look a lot different at the award show. They spent a minute on that and then played some other clips from the show.
Howard played a clip of Meryl Streep for about 5 seconds but couldn't take it. He and Robin ended up talking about President Bush instead. Robin wondered why he's so obsessed with stopping steroid use in sports. They also mentioned how there was no mention of the environment during his State of the Union address. They talked about that for a short time and then got back to the Golden Globe clips.
Howard played tape of Sarah Jessica Parker accepting her award and pretending like she didn't know what to say. He played Bill Murray's speech that was actually funny and entertaining to Robin. Howard said it sounded funny but he didn't get what he was referring to. Howard said his was the only funny speech. He then played Antonio Banderas trying to introduce a clip and having a lot of trouble with it.
Howard played Mary Louise Parker and Danny Devito clips and then took a call from a guy who said that Robin Williams was pretending to give a guy oral and making a gesture like he was giving oral to a chick. Howard said that guy is constantly on for some reason. He suggested that he go to therapy and get help for that.
Howard took a few phone calls after that. One guy asked Howard when his ABC deal is supposed to start. Howard told the guy that he has signed on to do a special for ABC. He has to find two people he wants to interview so it won't happen until he finds the right people. He said he thinks that he'll find someone who gets in trouble that he'll want to interview in the future. He doesn't have an exact date at this time. He said ABC has been contacting some people about doing an interview but he doesn't know if they'll respond. Howard said that he thinks he's chased Barbara Walters out of her job so now it's just him and Diane Sawyer. He had to take a break a short time after that.
During the news Howard said that his daughter Ashley turned 11 over the weekend. They went out to Benihana for her birthday celebration and they had a great time. He talked about how much fun they had watching the Japanese cook making their meals right in front of them. Howard said he'd go back there to have dinner anytime. He said that his wife set all of that up and it was a lot of fun.
Robin did a little more of her news before KC came in with some over/unders for the big game on Sunday. He had some over/unders and whether or not certain things would happen during the game. Howard and the guys weren't putting any money on the stuff though, they just talked about it for a couple of minutes.
Vinnie called in a short time later and told Howard that he was playing those tapes out of context and asked Beth not to think any less of him. Vinnie asked Howard to stop playing the tapes but Howard continued to goof on him even after hanging up on him. Howard played a couple more clips for Beth to hear. In one clip he talks about his ''Crucial head'' and Howard thought that was a great name for a band. Beth said that Debbie is the most normal person. Howard and Artie said she can't be if she fell for this guy. They kept on goofing on the ''crucial head'' mention. Artie was doing his impression of Vinnie and said stuff about putting his ''crucial head'' in the central vac and goofy stuff like that.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in and asked Beth how it felt to have Howard Stern, King of All Media. Beth said it's wonderful so Mariann said if she had to come back after death she'd like to come back as her. Mariann also asked Artie what he thinks about the NJ Nets moving to Brooklyn. Artie said he hates it and doesn't want them to leave New Jersey. Howard spent a minute on that before getting back to the Vinnie tapes.
Vinnie's wife Debbie called in and said that she had to defend Vinnie. She said that the Vinnie she sees today is the real Vinnie, not the Vinnie on the tapes. Debbie said that he was adorable back then and she may have been kind of naive. Vinnie didn't even recognize that his wife was the one defending him. He kept calling her Beth for some reason. Beth said that she would have been mortified if she'd gotten tapes like that from someone. Debbie said that when they met they were both working at MTV and the other people who worked with Vinnie thought he walked on water. Vinnie also said that he was good looking back then and he looked like a Tom Cruise. Howard wondered on what planet he looked like Tom Cruise. Howard had to take a break after playing all of that stuff for Beth.
The woman said that she wanted to make an appointment to come in because she wants to do that after she gets her breast implants. Howard tried to find out how they could help her. She showed them her ass and flat stomach which Howard seemed pretty impressed with. She had a nasty tattoo on her back as well that she's having removed. Howard and the guys said that she really messed up doing that. It took up a good portion of her back. Howard said it was a big, ugly butterfly or something. Artie said it looked like a rash.
Howard said that she should show him her boobs but she didn't want to show anyone but Howard. She showed them her ass though and the guys told her that she might need to lose 10 pounds. Howard told her that she can't do Playboy but she might be able to get into Oui magazine. He said she has a real pretty face though. She finally pulled up her bra and showed the guys what she had there. Howard said they weren't that bad. Artie said that he had to look closer with his ''Crucial head'' which was a reference to the Vinnie Favale tapes they were playing earlier.
Howard and the guys told her that she really does need implants. Gary said even for small boobs they were kind of saggy. She also needs to slim down and work out a little bit according to the guys. Howard said she's not really even the ''Girl Next Door'', she's more of a 3 doors down type of girl. He said with the right light and hair, she might be pretty good. Howard said that she needs to come back after she gets her implants.
KC asked her if she can go number 1 or number 2 on command because Penthouse and magazines like that are looking for that kind of stuff. She said she'll never do anything like that. Howard wanted to reschedule her for sometime after the implants. She said she was thinking mid-March. Artie was doing his Larry Flynt impression talking to the girl like he wanted her to pose for Hustler.
Howard told the girl to go easy on the boobs and not get giant ones. Gary said he knows that she'll come back in with boobs that are way too big. Howard told her she's got a lot of work to do. She has to get rid of the tattoo and 10 pounds. He said that she'll probably come in with two basketballs on her chest. She told him that she won't and she'll come in with C-cups.
Howard started off the show saying that he had tape of Howard Dean being raped in the woods of New Hampshire. He played a tape that had clips from ''Deliverance'' and Howard Dean's scream as the squeal from the rape scene in the movie. Howard played the clip a couple of times and goofed on it for a short time. Howard jokingly said ''We've all been there...'' He also talked about the movie ''Deliverance'' and how the two hillbillies that played those parts in the movie weren't really actors, they were real hillbillies. The retarded looking kid that played banjo was also just a real kid that they found to do the movie. That's what he heard anyway. Artie said he heard that Burt Reynolds knew those guys and suggested them to the director.
Howard mentioned that the Stock Market has been going up lately. He said he heard that it will go up until the big election and then it will go back down. Howard didn't know the whole explanation for why that would be though. He and Robin discussed that and the real estate market for a short time. Howard said the prices have skyrocketed in the real estate market and he doesn't understand it. Robin doesn't get it either and wonders when it will drop off.
Stuttering John came in and said that Greenspan isn't supposed to raise the interest rates so that's what drove the stock market prices up. He said he heard that he's not supposed to raise them until the election so that's why it's going to continue to go up. Fred was goofing on John when he came into the studio. He was doing a whole explanation as John stuttering up a storm.
A listener called in and said it was a little early in the morning for the Howard Dean screaming. Howard played the Deliverance clip again even though the guy complained.
Another caller asked Howard about Dennis Rodman crying after a game recently. Howard had no idea what the guy was talking about. The caller tried to explain what he read abut Howard hadn't heard anything about it so he didn't know what to say. Robin changed subjects and said that one of the NY Yankees just hurt his knee playing basketball and may be out for the whole season because of it. He just signed a big contract and now the Yankees may take back his salary.
A caller told Howard that only on his show could they have a retard (Stuttering John) as a financial analyst. Howard said that he read a story about Stuttering John and how some stock brokers were trying to get in touch with him years ago but John kept answering the phone. They ended up bribing John to get the other guys to invest in stuff. They were semi-successful because they got Jackie and Robin to invest in stuff but never got to Howard. The guys ended up getting in trouble and wrote a book about it. Robin said that John and the guys bugged her for a long time about that stuff. She finally caved in and gave them some money to invest. Howard and Robin talked about how John finally made it into a book with this guy.
Howard took some more phone calls and talked about a bunch of various things. One caller asked Howard if he'd seen Jimmy Kimmel's show last night. Howard hadn't seen it so the guy tried to explain what happened. He had some trouble speaking so Howard said he knew who he was and played the Deliverance tape again. Howard was making fun of the guy but the guy just kept saying ''Hello'' over and over again. The guy also wanted to win $500 from him but Howard told him he was wasting his time. He wouldn't hang up on him though. Howard was doing the voices of Robin and Artie pretending to talk to the guy telling him that Robin was getting hot for him and Artie wanted him to go on a trip with them. The guy finally hung up on Howard so he went to commercial after that.
Howard had a listener on the phone who said that Howard and the guys were ripping on Stuttering John and all. John wasn't coming in to talk about it though because he's afraid that he's going to be investigated. The caller asked Artie if he wanted to have a beer drinking contest. The guy was upset when Artie told him he wasn't a beer drinker.
Howard told Robin about a bet that Artie was going nuts over a Super Bowl bet he told him about. He said the bet is that New England will not trail in the game at all. Artie loved the bet. KC had a bunch of bets for Artie to think about. They had odds on whether or not the game would go into overtime and stuff like that.
Howard said he got some mail from Sam Simon who told Howard about the wacky bets that Artie has and how little money he's going to win if he actually wins some of the Super Bowl bets he has going on. Howard read the mail where Simon talks about going to Vegas with Artie one year and saw Artie placing all kinds of bad bets.
KC had some other bets for the guys to go over. They had everything from shortest touchdown of the game to individual player's completing passes and stuff like that. There were odds on players making two touchdowns and many other things that KC brought up. Artie has all kinds of plans for his bets. He seems to think he's going to win a lot of the bets but Howard seems to think that he's going to lose a lot of them.
Howard got a ton of email about Artie and his betting so he read through some of that. There were people who wrote in and talked about the dumb bets he has. Another guy pointed out that Artie lost to Daniel Carver and a chicken in the football pool. Howard had to take another break shortly after that. KC said he got the odds and stuff from Keith over at ShoreSports.com
Howard had Donna come in shortly after that and told her she's a 9 even if he's a 2.5. Donna apologized for that and told Howard that he looks different now. She also noticed that a lot has changed in the studio since she was there. She said it was actually 1998 when she was last on the show.
Howard asked Donna about being married to Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. She said that it's still good but Howard wondered if Nikki is allowed to have other chicks and stuff. She said nothing like that happens and they have five kids running around the house. She told Howard that she had one child before she married Nikki. She told Howard she actually wanted a kid and that's why she didn't get an abortion or anything like that. She said that the father of that kid just passed away last year at the age of 44.
Howard told Donna that her boobs looked good. She said she doesn't have to wear a bra since they're fake. She said they don't drop when they're fake. She also said that she was able to breast feed even with the implants.
Donna told Howard about how she hooked up with this guy who knocked her up. She said it was a struggle to raise the child on her own. She was on a program that helped her out financially because she didn't have any money at 24. She said she breast fed her baby so she didn't need a lot of money for food. That led to Howard saying that he would love to breast feed from her.
Howard asked Donna about the kids that she and Nikki are raising. Nikki had 3 of his own and she had one of her own. They have one between them. She said that the mother of Nikki's kids ended up leaving and moved a few hours from them. They've been raising them ever since.
Howard heard that Donna took some Ambien on a flight she was on and also drank some wine. She said that she passed out toward the end of the flight and got belligerent when she was finally waken up. She said that she got violent and they had to give her a sedative to calm her down. She said this all happened when she flew to Japan but she doesn't remember what happened. She said that all of that stuff actually stopped her heart at one point. She just remembers waking up in a hospital. Her husband Nikki actually had to give her CPR at one point because her heart stopped.
Howard read that Donna was raped at one point in her life. She told Howard that she had to use the bathroom when she was down in Panama City Beach. She said that someone pulled her into a car as she was walking to a McDonalds to use the bathroom. She said the guy grabbed her and took off. She was grabbed against her will, took her somewhere and raped her. Howard asked her what he looked like but she didn't really remember. He took her to a long stretch of highway that wasn't lit. She said she was a little tipsy at the time and didn't really know what was going on. She said that he ripped her clothes off and hit her. He tried to cover her mouth to shut her up. She said once it was all over the guy took off and her clothes were gone. She had to hitchhike completely naked. There were no cars around and she never reported the rape. She said she was underage and drinking so she didn't want to get in trouble. She actually blamed herself for what happened. Howard asked her if she needed to be cuddled after hearing that. He said he knows he's only a 2.5 though. She said the guilt from that 2.5 was killing her.
Howard told Donna that he has a handicap plate because of his 2.5 face. He got back to her sex life shortly after that and asked her if she ever did a couple of guys at the same time. She held back from talking about that stuff. Howard asked Donna if she's the MILF (Mother I'd Like to F***) of the neighborhood. He pictured her going to school meetings and guys at the school asking her to take her top off.
Donna said that her son doesn't even bring his friends over to the house. Howard told her that's because his friends probably want to bang his mother. Howard also asked Donna if she's got any video of her having sex. She said that there is one out there. She said that it's actually linked to ''Comic Book'' the movie. Howard asked her who the guy was but she didn't want to say.
Gary came in a short time later and said that he saw some shots from the Donna D'Errico video. He said it's like the Paris Hilton video where it's in the dark with a night vision camera. Donna said she doesn't really mind that it's out there but she wouldn't say who he was. She said she's not making any money off the video. She said it's actually a set up video that was made to parody the Paris Hilton thing. Howard guessed that it was supposed to be him in the video as a goof. Donna wasn't saying exactly what it was supposed to be though. It didn't make any sense.
Howard asked Donna about this movie ''Comic Book - The Movie'' and what that was all about. She told Howard about the movie and how Mark Hammil directed it. It's out on DVD today. Donna also said that she and Mark are signing copies of the DVD at an FYE store in New York City tonight.
Howard and Robin asked Donna about doing the ''Baywatch'' movie. She said she didn't do it because they wanted all of the actors to take a pay cut so they could afford Pam Anderson. She said she and Pam have spoken over the years even after some of the stuff Donna said about her. She said that Pam caused some problems with Motley Crue and she didn't like that.
Donna told Howard about how she and Nikki hooked up with a chick at a strip club one time and took her home. Donna said that it was kind of weird because she started to think that the woman may have been a chick at one time. She also told Howard about picking up a Japanese chick one time. She said it was kind of boring there in Japan and they needed something to do. She and Nikki picked her up and she didn't even really have a good body. Howard spent a couple of minutes trying to get more details out of Donna.
Howard and Artie goofed on Donna and Nikki about how they may have slept with a woman who used to be a man. Donna said they still don't know if the woman was a man. It's still a mystery to them but Howard and Artie figure it was a dude and that means Nikki Sixx slept with a dude.
Howard started to wrap up the interview and gave Donna another plug for the ''Comic Book - The Movie'' DVD. Artie continued to goof on the whole sex with a she-male thing.
Howard took some phone calls and a guy asked if Donna shaves. She said that she doesn't shave completely. Howard said she must have a landing strip down there. Soon after that Howard was wondering why Donna only saw him as a 2.5. Howard asked her why it wasn't at least a 4 or something like that. It was a long time ago that she gave that rating though. Howard wanted to know what Artie was in her eyes. She didn't want to say what he was. Gary came in a short time later and said that Scott Baio was only a 1 on her list as well. Same with Gene Simmons. Kid Rock was a 6 on her list back then but now she says that he'd probably be a 1. Howard figures that's because he was with Pam. Gary told her to go ahead and say what he is. She refused to give him a rating. She said that she would rate Howard differently now than she did back then. Gary and Howard said that Donna was a 10 and that they could handle it.
Donna eventually gave them ratings. Gary was a 4, Artie was a 3 and Howard was a 5. Howard said he knows he's only a 2.5. Artie couldn't believe she rated him lower than Gary. They wanted her to give Benjy a rating as well. Donna said ''Oh!'' when he stood up. She said that she'd give him a 2. Donna admitted that she's an a-hole and she knows it. Artie pointed out that he, Howard and Benjy total 10 on her rating scale.
Howard ended the interview and gave Donna a couple more plugs for her stuff. You can find out more about the movie at ComicBookTheMovie.com.
Howard took a call from a guy who couldn't believe Howard turned down the chance to fly out to Vegas when Joe Rogan offered it to him yesterday. Howard said he has plans for the weekend and he can't blow that off.
Howard replayed the clip from Deliverance that he played earlier in the morning. He also talked about ''The Simple Life'' and how Nicole Ritchie has no idea what a laundromat is. He played the tape from that and goofed on her for a short time. Howard played tape of Star Jones talking about how she's going to co-host Jimmy Kimmel's show next week.
A listener called in and said that he got a happy ending at a massage parlor in the Philly area. He said that it was because of Howard that he got it. Howard told the guy that it's probably a place where they do that regularly. The guy said that's not what it was but Howard didn't seem to care so he hung up on the guy.
A woman called in and asked Howard why Chris Rock isn't in this week. He's in town to do some shows. Howard said he was going to go see him but he's been trying to get tickets for a couple more people but his people are blowing him off even though he's willing to pay for tickets. Robin said she wants to go see him. Sal the Stockbroker (HorseToothJackass.com) called in and said that he spoke to Chris Rock at a comedy club one night. Rock told him that he's not going to do Howard's show because his tickets are selling just fine. Howard said that wasn't a dis but Sal thought it was. He said he thought it was kind of a dickie thing to say.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jenna Jameson is in Penthouse magazine this month and she's peeing into something. Howard said that he heard that they're going to change the magazine around to make it less graphic. He said that he heard it was going to be more like Maxim magazine. The caller also told Howard that Jenna didn't look that good in Penthouse and she may be ''hitting the wall.''
Howard read that a private memorial service for Bob ''Captain Kangaroo'' Keeshan won't be held until the spring sometime. Howard read an article that said the private service for friends and family will be held in March or April. He thought that meant they're going to keep his body out until then but Robin didn't think that was the case. Howard and the guys spent a couple of minutes talking about Captain Kangaroo.
Howard mentioned that Halle Berry was injured while shooting her new movie. He said that she sure is accident prone. She gets into car accidents and gets injured on movie sets.
Howard talked about Danny Devito's speech about Michael Douglas at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night. Howard said he's a fan of Devito but he thought it was a little tasteless the way he was talking about him at the show.
Howard read an article about Penthouse magazine and the changes they're going to go through to try and bring it back to life. The guys spent a couple of minutes talking about the magazine and how the chicks in there weren't quite as hot as the chicks in Playboy.
Howard said that he heard during the super bowl they're going to have a lot of erectile dysfunction commercials. He said he heard that there are like 30 million guys in the country who have problems like that. He said he thinks that most of the guys taking that stuff are just sick of banging their wives. He guarantees that if those same guys went to Scores and got a lap dance, they'd be able to get it up.
Howard brought up a story about rats in New York City and how there's an area where they want to have a ''rat attack'' to get rid of some of them. He read that there are an estimated 12 rats for every person in the city.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in and said he used to work for Penthouse magazine. He said that Bob Guccione has turtles all over his walls in his home. Chaunce said that he used to think that he was the turtle slowly catching up to Playboy's rabbit. Howard said it's time to bail out on that since it's gone down so far in circulation.
Howard said there's a great web site called MobileAsses.com where you can rate pictures of women's asses taken with cell phone cameras. He said you have to see the pictures.
Howard said that on Friday they're going to try and do an Intern Super Bowl where they'll have two teams of interns who are given tasks to complete that day. Howard said it'll be something like The Apprentice. Howard said that they might have to fire someone in the game if one of the teams fail. Howard said they might have to fire someone like Mike Gange or Scott the Engineer. KC suggested firing Tom to make room for the winning intern to take over a job. He had to take a break right after talking about that.
A caller asked Howard some questions about his dog. He spent a couple of minutes on that subject but bailed out on the call shortly after finding out it was Sean the White Rapper. Sean wanted to play a game but Howard wasn't ready to play it yet so he hung up on him.
Howard moved on to read some e-mail. He said he got a lot of feedback about the Outkast album he was playing on the show yesterday. He said some people liked it and some hated it. A woman wrote in and said that Artie is a sexy guy even though he doesn't think he is. Howard said someone wrote in about his upcoming ABC interview special. It was actually a positive one which was surprising to Howard.
Howard said they're supposed to get a lot of snow there in the City today. He said that some schools have ''cold days'' where they keep kids home when it's too cold outside. He sid that Gary's kids actually stayed home the other day because of the cold. KC came in and said that things are really changing in school these days. He said he knows a coach who tried to have a kid push a football with his nose from the 20 yard line to the goal line. The kid told his parents about that and almost got the guy fired over it.
A caller asked Howard when the Jeff the Drunk episode was going to air. Robin Radzinski came in and said that it's been tough to cut so it will be a couple of weeks before it airs.
Captain Janks called in and said he's made a couple of new prank calls to promote the new ABC interview special. Howard thanked him for the call he made the other day to C-Span. Janks made another couple of calls to some unknown talk shows. He asked one guy if he's looking forward to Howard's new show. They just ignore him and move on to other stuff. Janks also told one talk show that they sucked ass. They hung up on him immediately.
KC came in with some new games to play. Captain Janks wanted to play so he chose to play ''Auschwitz or K-Rock.'' Janks had to guess whether the following things happened at Auschwitz or K-Rock (Howard's radio station). Here are his choices:
Howard let KC go through a few more of his Auschwitz or K-Rock game questions but bailed out on it pretty quick when he decided it was too easy. Here are the rest of those:
Howard started off the morning talking about the weather in New York City. He said they got 9 inches of snow and he measured that with his penis. He said he only made it 2 inches and couldn't measure it anymore. He also said he has frost bite and needs to warm it up.
Howard said he could have stayed home but they do broadcast to the rest of the country so he figured he'd come in. He said that tomorrow they have Pam Anderson and Angie Everhart on the show. Then on Friday they have Nikki Ziering and Dennis Rodman. He said they had to move the Wack Pack Jury to Monday for some reason. They also had to change the name of one of their contests because they were calling it a ''super bowl.'' Tom Chiusano told them that they have to change it to ''The Big Game'' because the name Super Bowl is copyrighted.
Howard brought up the fact that the FCC is fining a radio company for some stuff that went on during a Bubba the Love Sponge show. He said he's kind of glad that it's happening because if he can't get away with anything then why should any of his imitators? He talked about how he's being censored on his show so now the FCC is leveling the playing field.
Howard made a comparison of his company to something that went on over in Russia. There was something that went on over there where President Putin put a businessman in jail for some strange reason and we're criticizing him for that. Howard said we have stuff like that going on over here because the FCC basically told Howard's company that if they took them to court over the fines they had against Howard a few years ago, they'd block them from being able to buy any more radio stations. He said it's a case of high ranking government officials taking advantage of their positions and making life miserable for his company.
Howard brought up Dennis Miller's first night on MSNBC and how bad it was. Howard said he had a monkey next to him on the show and it was a gimmick that went on too long according to Howard. He said that Dennis talked about what he was going to do with his show and it just went on and on. Miller had Arnold Schwarzenegger on the show and it was so bad that Howard couldn't watch it. He said there were no follow up questions to Arnold's answers. He said that Dennis is a bright guy but he just doesn't know how to talk to people. Artie said that he loved Miller's show on HBO. He said that his interviews were his weak points but the rest of the show was good.
Howard said that a couple of reporters gave the show 1 or 1 and a half stars. One of the reviews pointed out that it was his first show though. Howard talked about Miller using big words that no one uses in their daily lives. He said that one of the reporters looked up one of the words that Milller used and he didn't even use it correctly.
Howard said he'd like to help Dennis fix his show but he has too many other shows to work on. Then he said he might be able to go on tonight but then checked his schedule and said he had a lot of other stuff to do. Then the guys told him that Miller is doing the show from L.A. So that was out of the question. He put a stop to that idea pretty quick.
Howard also said that Bill O'Reilly asked him to do his show but he doesn't want to do that. He said Bill called him directly instead of calling his agent for some reason. Howard said that Bill wanted him to come on and talk about the shows he's got in the works but Howard doesn't want to do that until he's actually got something on. He said the ABC special he's supposed to do hasn't come together yet so there's nothing to talk about. He said he still needs to get some celebrities to interview on that special. He doesn't want to interview Beetlejuice, Mr. Methane or anyone like that on the ABC special. After talking about that Howard took his first commercial break.
Howard said that no one will really miss Paar. Artie said he thought the guy died years ago. Howard said the guy should have died 20 years ago. Howard and Artie talked about how Steve Allen was the first host of The Tonight Show but Paar changed the format. Howard said he'd already talked about that and wondered where Artie was for that. He wanted to get out of that discussion but kept talking about it anyway. Howard said that Paar was once asked about him and all he could come up with was that he looks like a chicken.
Howard talked about how he got something from the Screen Actors Guild yesterday. He said he's in SAG since he did his movie and some other work. He got a ballot for the SAG Awards and it's a sealed ballot so no one will know who voted. Howard said he would tell everyone who he voted for anyway. He gave out a few names for the Best Actor category that Johnny Depp was nominated for. He said he couldn't give it to him and couldn't give it to Sean Penn or Bill Murray. He said that Sean Penn is a scumbag and Bill isn't all that nice to the show. He said Bill is a genius but he can't vote for him. He gave the vote to Ben Kingsley instead. Robin was happy to hear that.
Howard gave his vote for best actress to Charlize Theron. His supporting actor vote went to Alec Baldwin because he comes on the show all the time. His supporting actress vote went to Renee Zellweger. He said she did the show one time when they were doing the MTV awards. Robin told him that she never did the show, she just said hello to them one time off the air.
His vote for the best cast in a movie went to ''Seabiscuit'' because he liked the movie. Howard whipped through a bunch of other categories and told us about all of his votes. Al Pacino got his vote in one category. Howard said he was thinking of going with Forrest Whittaker instead but had to go with Pacino. He gave another vote to Mary Louise Parker for another category because she was recently dumped by her baby's father. Howard gave Kiefer Sutherland a vote because he saw him in a restaurant out in L.A. one time. He said they smiled and laughed at each other and that was it. He gave him the vote based on that. Howard gave another vote to Allison Janney because she was in his movie ''Private Parts.''
Howard gave a vote to Peter Boyle just because he did a good job in ''Young Frankenstein.'' Artie told Howard that the guy is funny on ''Everybody Loves Raymond.'' Howard said he gave a vote to Lisa Kudrow from ''Friends'' because she had done the show. He said that's the only reason he gave her the vote. He said he had a difficult time with the next category. He said he doesn't watch any of the shows in the category but gave his vote to ''CSI'' because it's on his company's network. He said he'd like to see the company stock go up so he gave them the vote. Finally, he gave his vote for best comedy to ''Sex and the City'' because he doesn't care about the rest of the shows.
Howard said that's the way votes are done in the Academy Awards so that's how he made his picks. Howard took a couple of phone calls and defended his votes to at least one guy who thought he wasn't right making his choices based on his wacky criteria.
A listener called in doing a very effeminate voice and asked Howard if he's ever thought of doing a Howard Stern Ice Capades. Howard jokingly said that they're going to do that in 2 years when his contract is up. He's started skating already.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who said he ran into Jerry Stiller yesterday. He asked him to call in for the celebrity call in contest. He's not on the list though so Howard said that he's not one of the big guests he wants for the show. Howard said he's not going to pay Erik $10,000 for a Jerry Stiller interview. Erik said that Jerry said he loves Howard and would call in though. Howard hung up on him.
Another caller said that he might be able to get Bobby Brown to call in for the celebrity call in contest. Howard told him that he's not on the list either. Howard said if he can get Whitney Houston on the phone, he'll add her to the list and give him the ten grand. The guy didn't sound like he could make that happen though.
Another caller told Howard that he was a hypocrite for voting the way he did in the SAG Awards. Howard told him he didn't care and had no problem with what he'd said a little earlier.
Howard was looking for some stuff that he asked for but his e-mail wasn't getting to the right people. He asked Gary to have his assistant Laura help him out and find out what was going wrong. He said he's going to try and get away from computers and rely on paper more from now on. Howard wondered why he has the computer that doesn't work and everyone else's does. He took a break saying that he had to cool down after finding out about the computer problems.
Howard and Robin talked about John Kerry's wife and how she's from another country. Gary came in and said that she's Portuguese. Howard said he doesn't know much about Portuguese so he and Robin talked about that for a short time. They also talked about Al Sharpton and how the whole thing seems like a joke when he's involved. Howard and the guys also talked about John Edwards for a short time. Howard said the guy looks like someone he used to work for at WNBC years ago. Howard said he thinks that Kerry's got it and will take it all.
Howard changed subjects and read an article about bad hair styles. Howard's hair was mentioned in the article and he didn't understand that. Christina Aguilera's hair was also mentioned so Howard said that she's looking really hot lately. He said there was a picture of her in the paper today and she looks great. He said she has perfect, tear drop shaped boobs.
Howard said that Angie Everhart called him last night and asked him what they're going to talk about on the show when she comes in. Howard said that she's also really into this Lingerie Bowl that she's participating in this weekend. He said she had a cast on because she chipped a bone or something like that. She told him that she ripped off the cast and is going to play in the game during half-time this coming Sunday.
Howard said that the picture of Christina Aguilera was on page 26 of the NY Daily News today. Artie said Howard was right and she did look good. They spent a minute on that and moved on to other stuff.
Howard said he watched American Idol last night and they had a midget chick on who was actually able to sing. Howard said that you might as well turn off your TV because she's going to win. Robin said she'll watch the show if she makes it into the final 16. Howard said it would be great if they went from Ruben Studdard to a midget. Howard asked J.D. To get him some tape of the midget singing. He had tape of one guy singing on the show but Kidd Chris put some music behind him. He had a clip of Jasmine the midget a few seconds later. Howard listened to that and wondered if her genital size is normal. He also wondered why Simon didn't ask her about that. Fred played some clips from the Wizard of Oz as a demonstration of what midgets usually sound like when they sing.
Howard played some other clips from ''American Idol'' and the horrible singing that was going on. There were a lot of horrible singers that auditioned for the show. Howard said one guy started crying when they rejected him. Howard played a clip of the guy who rambled on about what he would do with the money if he won the million bucks. The guy started to sing as he was being kicked out and then cried when he came out.
Howard said that he was contacted a couple of weeks ago about flying down to Miami to see a hot 16 year old singer perform. Howard didn't go down there though. He said he figures they must have discovered someone really great with an original sound. Then Gary showed him her video and it was horrible. He said it was really bad and played a little bit for Robin. He said her name is Katy Rose and the song is called ''Overdrive.'' Robin said it's really not anything new. Howard thought it was a little ''Sheryl Crow-ish'' but not as good. He said that the video is disturbing because she's only 16 and they sexualize her a little too much. He said it wouldn't have been worth flying people down to see her in Florida.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in and said he just interviewed her. He said she's out of control. She claims that she's a lesbian and she's been one since she was 13. Her father has been bringing her to rock parties since she was a little kid and has been into drugs and stuff for a while. She also claims that she's got tapes of her having sex with guys in their 40's too. Chaunce said that she's really out of control and she's lived the life of a 60 year old and she's only 16. Howard said he'd have her on the show if that's the kind of history she has. He had to take a break a short time later.
A listener called in and wanted to bet Artie on the big game this weekend but Howard ended up hanging up on the guy because he was so boring.
Howard said he was talking to Robert Smigel who is working on a movie project that he thought was really funny. He wasn't sure if Smigel wanted him to say anything on the air about it though. Howard told Robin that he was telling Smigel about the ''Howard Stern the High School Years'' cartoon he has in the works. Gary told Howard he was calling Smigel shortly after that.
A listener called in with a game for Howard to play. He asked Howard whose funeral he would go to if two people died at the same time. Here are his choices and Howard's pick for whose funeral he'd go to:
Howard was going to let the caller play a game but his phone connection sucked so he bailed out on him. He took another call from a guy with a good connection. The caller asked Howard why he doesn't show up on Jimmy Kimmel's show and interview Kathie Lee Gifford. Howard said he'd rather have her on his show or something like that instead.
Howard let the caller stay on the line to play a Stripper game. They had porn star Britany Andrews being asked a bunch of general knowledge questions. The caller had to guess whether or not she would answer correctly. Howard played a bit of a preview of her and she had a really annoying laugh like Fran Drescher. He also played some clips from her porn movies so everyone could hear them.
The caller had to get 3 out of 5 guesses correct. He was playing for a $1000 prize courtesy of ''Comic Book the Movie.'' Here are her questions:
Tom came in and said the commercial did sound pretty bad. Howard wanted Tom to defend himself but Tom said he didn't have to do that. Tom said he didn't know there was a secret language between them and that he was supposed to stop that stuff. Now he understands. Howard told Tom to get out of his studio and asked him to retire already. Howard said he's not good at saying no to people and Tom is supposed to be the bad guy when it comes to stuff like that. He couldn't believe that Tom didn't understand that.
Ronnie defended himself in the whole thing and said that Howard told him it was okay to do it. Howard said he says that to everyone though and Tom is supposed to tell them ''No!'' Howard told Ronnie that he told Tom to tell Ronnie to wear a suit to work when he started wearing jeans at one time. He made Tom the bad guy in that case as well.
Howard made Tom the bad guy again and had him tell Ronnie that the commercial was bad and they'd have to pull it. Howard told Ronnie that it was actually good and very funny but he was just trying to make Tom the bad guy. It took a short time for that to sink in to Ronnie's head.
Howard told Ronnie that it was okay with him if he goes out and does some promotion at the car dealer. He also said that he'd talk to him about it later. Howard said that he shouldn't be asking him about doing stuff like that. He said that he'll say ''yes'' to everyone's face so Tom has to be the one who tells them not to do it. Howard told everyone to stay away from him when it comes to stuff like that. He said that they should go to Tom and Tom will discuss it with him.
Robin said that there's a company that wants her to read a live commercial for them. Howard told her that was fine with him but Tom said ''No, absolutely not.'' He was playing his part just right. Howard let Tom and Ronnie leave the studio shortly after that.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted to talk about Dennis Miller's show. Howard said he already had that discussion earlier in the show. He quickly went over that again and took some other calls. He also had the commercial that he was talking about earlier. He played Ronnie's amazing performance and said ''Imagine sitting through this...'' Robin didn't know what he was talking about when he said something about ''smart buying'' a Cadillac Escalade. Howard and the guys goofed on Ronnie about that for a short time. Ronnie said that he didn't write the copy, he just read what he was asked to read. Howard took a break shortly after that.
A listener called in and complained about Howard having Ronnie the Limo Driver on the air. He said that the show comes to a halt when he comes in the studio. Howard jokingly said that the caller was Ronnie's father. Artie said his commercial just ran again during the break. Another listener called in asking if Ronnie ever does actually buy cars from the dealer he did the commercial for. Howard said he probably has because he's good friends with that guy. The caller also made fun of the way Ronnie read the commercial.
Howard said that ''American Idol'' ratings were pretty amazing from last night. He said they had a 20.5 rating against the other shows that it was on against. He said that's what you call a juggernaut. Howard said if the midget gets on the show, everyone is going to watch. Robin said she'd call in and vote for her if she makes it on.
Howard said he heard a story about his friend Ross being so pissed at Robin that he's going to confront her the next time he comes up to the radio station. Robin said that he's nuts. Howard said that Robin has said some things about him that have really just pissed him off. Robin said that she really loves Ross and she's just teasing him when she says the things she says.
Howard said that he recently found out that some of the addresses of his friends have changed and no one is on top of that lately. He said he has to talk to both Anne Marie and Laura about updating that stuff.
Robin didn't understand how Ross could be so upset with her over the stuff she's said. She said that he has invited him to a lot of things and he's pissed that he didn't get invited to Howard's birthday party. Gary said that Ross is upset because Robin is the first one to jump in and say something nasty about him when Howard brings up his name.
Ross called in and said that he hates Robin. He said that every time she talks about him it's negative and derogatory. He gave her some examples and she said that she has apologized for what she's said. Ross just turned 40 recently and Robin said something about how he turned 40 five years ago. Ross said that he did take it a little personally when Robin didn't invite him to Howard's party. He also said that people like Ratso and Dominic Barbara were invited to his party while he wasn't. Howard told Robin that he does like Ross more than Dominic.
Ross was also upset that Chris Booker and Linda Lopez were invited to the party and he wasn't. Robin said that they were a very last minute invite and they weren't so thrilled that they weren't invited earlier. Benjy was also invited and Robin had an explanation for that as well. Robin said that Ross kept getting knocked off the list by other people. She said she didn't know he was so sensitive about this stuff and will leave him alone from now on.
Robin said that Ross was at last year's party and he knocked Gary and Mary off the list. She said that she never told Gary and Mary that Ross was the one who knocked them off the list.
Scott the Engineer called in and told Ross that he's got to realize that Robin is a bitch and a phony. He yelled at her for a few seconds and hung up before she could come back with a response. He's also pissed that he wasn't invited to that party. Before Scott hung up he said he had an operation and is at home recovering. Howard said that he would like to talk about what's going on with Scott but he's not sure he's allowed to. Howard had Robin start her news right after that.
Howard said he's been telling Scott about smoking for years. Scott went to the doctor the other day and found out that he had some pre-cancerous growths in his mouth. The doctor had to remove the hard spots in there. He has now stopped smoking and swears that he's not going to go back to it. Scott said that there was no worse feeling than coming out of anesthesia with an oxygen mask on and not being able to breathe. He says that if he ever smokes again he wants someone to cut his hands off.
Scott told Howard that he was up to two packs a day recently and now he's quitting. Scott has open sores in his mouth now because of the laser surgery. Scott said he's taking Perkaset and Vicodin to ease the pain.
Howard wondered if Gary is going to quit after hearing about this stuff. Gary came in a short time later and said he's going to quit smoking. He said he knows he has to quit now. Howard told them that he just scheduled his colonoscopy. He's going to do it during their next vacation. He said he can't eat the whole day before you go in for the check. He said it's not a good thing. Tom said that you can't sleep once you've taken the stuff to clear you out.
Howard said he changed his mind about getting this done after the doctor told him that he'd rather get that done than get cancer and go through even worse pain. Howard said he's heard that there can be complications from the colonoscopy as well. The guys know of a guy who had an incident and ended up with a colostomy bag because of it. Howard isn't looking forward to this but he's having it done in the middle of the week. The guys didn't understand why he was doing that. He said he has plans to do other stuff during the vacation and didn't want to spoil that.
Gary said he had that done to him one time and had to lay face down on the seat of the car on the way home. Howard didn't want to talk about that anymore so he had Robin get back to her news.
Howard said that they have a lot of stuff coming up today. They have NFL reporter Bonnie Bernstein, Win Fred's Money, Angie Everhart and Pam Anderson all on today. Howard and the Robin talked about how hot Angie is for a couple of minutes. Howard said that he doesn't know why she went out with him. He said he took video at his daughter's birthday party recently and turned the camera on himself. When he saw how horrible he looked on camera he wondered why any woman would want to be with him. He also said that he thinks that he looks better with really dark sunglasses on. He said he really doesn't understand how he can look that bad. He joked about wearing a mask from now on so his kids don't have to look at him.
Artie had $50 for Both Robn and Howard since he lost some bets during the Stripper Game they played. He had to pay them off today since he didn't have the cash yesterday.
Howard took some phone calls and one guy said he's seen Howard coming out of his gym. He said that he looks like big bird carrying a gym bag. He said something about him looking like he doesn't want to be out in public. Howard said if he didn't want to be out there he wouldn't be. The guy goofed on him for a couple of seconds before Howard hung up on him. Another caller said that Donna D'Errico was really hot on the E! show last night. They talked about her for a few seconds before Howard moved on to another call.
A listener called in and said he saw Howard on Real TV the other day when they showed an old clip from 1985 where Howard was taking his shirt off for some bit. He said he looked really bad back then. The guy wondered if Howard knew what that bit was. Howard couldn't remember that far back.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about how 60 Minutes exposed something that the company Haliburton is doing so they can make deals with Iraq. He and Gary talked about the way 60 Minutes found out that the company is based in the Camen Islands and claim that they don't have anything to do with the company in the United States but they actually do. Howard talked about that and how ridiculous it is that these companies get away with it.
Robin said she was on AOL last night as a picture from a news story that had nothing to do with him. Howard said his daughter saw it and called him last night as well. He said that the story was about Bubba the Love Sponge but they put his picture in there instead. Robin said the article said that they're going to strictly enforce the obscenity laws now and people are applauding them for it. Howard said that he wants the FCC to go to court over some of these obscenity fines they're filing but they won't do it.
Howard spent some more time talking about the corruption in this country and how the FCC wouldn't let his company go to court over the fines they were hit with a few years back. He said they just put a halt on the company buying more radio stations and made them pay a huge fine.
Howard took a call from Shuli who asked him what's more likely in the next two years, him marrying Beth or renewing his radio contract. Howard said he's not getting married again so it's more likely that he'll renew his contract. Howard said he really isn't going to marry again because there's no reason for it. Shuli also asked ''What's Gayer...''
A listener called in and said that he has a new betting line on the big game this weekend. He said by half time, Gary will have all of the dishes done and the house will be vacuumed. He also said that his wife will probably be watching the game and drinking a beer.
Howard said that this chick Bonnie Bernstein is supposed to be a really hot chick during these football games. He had heron the line to talk to her. She said she's 33 years old so Howard said she's pretty close to hitting the wall at that age. He saw a picture of her and said she actually doesn't look 33. He asked her if she's been in FHM or anything else where they could see her body. She said she did an interview but didn't wear anything revealing for the article.
Howard spoke to her for a couple of minutes and said she sounds like quite a package. She's single so Howard asked her why she doesn't have a guy. She said she broke up with a guy a few months ago. She said they dated on and off for a year or so. Artie said he'd love to date a chick like her. He said he'd have her give him stats while they're having sex.
Bonnie claims that she actually does know a lot about sports and it's not scripted stuff she's talking about. She said that her family was really into sports and she wanted to write for Sports Illustrated at one point.
Howard guessed that she lost her virginity at around 16 but Bonnie said she really doesn't remember that. She told Howard about some other stuff like how she went to a strip club one time but didn't actually get a lap dance. She said everyone around her got one so it was as close as she'd come to getting one.
Howard decided to quiz both Artie and Bonnie on some sports questions. Artie said he usually has the sound down when he watches her on the sidelines so he doesn't know what she knows. Howard asked Bonnie about her chest size. She said she's only got a B-cup but Howard guessed that she was wearing a push up bra or something. She said she wears a Wonder Bra to make them appear bigger. Howard moved on to the quick quiz. Here are a few of the questions:
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Bonnie wanting to write for Sports Illustrated in third grade has to have a ''love me daddy'' thing going on. Bonnie started to defend herself but Howard cut her off and told her she didn't have to defend herself. Another caller said that he'd like to date Bonnie. He was out of work and ended up asking Howard for a $500 prize. Howard gave it to him and said it was courtesy of the Lingerie Bowl. Howard wrapped up the interview a short time later.
Artie didn't understand the ''Peter, Peter, Peter'' question that Howard read earlier. It turns out it was something that KC put together and screwed up. He said that Gary checked his work but he didn't check it well enough.
Howard said he farted in bed the other night and tried to cover it up. He said it smelled like death itself. He said the covers were tight and he thought it would catch the smell. He said it just hung there for like 10 minutes and he could almost smell it the next morning. He said that he usually goes to the bathroom to fart but he was too tired that night. He said it smelled like he'd just crapped in the bed or something. He hadn't eaten much of anything other than shredded wheat and soy milk that night. He said it must have loosened up everything in there. He wished that he could have taken that back because Beth shouldn't have smelled something that horrible. Howard had to take a break shortly after that discussion.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who asked him about the comments he made about Al Sharpton earlier in the show. He'd said something about Al Sharpton not being that great of a person. The woman went off on Howard about what he said and wouldn't let him or Robin get in a word so Howard hung up on her.
A caller asked Howard if he'd seen James Brown's picture in the news. Howard said he looks like the black Nick Nolte. He went on to talk about how Brown was arrested for battery and they had his mug shot in the paper. He talked about that for a minute and then brought up a story about Michael Jackson and the claims that he may have put wine in some kid's Coke can. He apparently called it ''Jesus Juice'' when he gave it to the kids. Howard said he heard that Jackson also puts on that effeminate voice that he has. He said he heard that he has a deep voice that he actually tries to cover up.
Howard talked about American Idol and how they're dragging out the auditioning portion of the show. He said he watched the show last night and there were an awful lot of fat people in Hawaii. He talked about that for a short time.
Howard said that a pitcher on the Cleveland Indians had to apologize to his team because he was in a gay porn movie when he was in college. Artie burst out laughing when he heard that. He and Howard spent a short time talking about that before the Win Fred's Money team came in.
Melissa told Howard about her lesbian experience and how that happened. She said that she and the chick did stuff to each other in front of other people because they were drunk. She said she likes to drink vodka. Howard spent a couple more minutes with her and then had her get behind a curtain so she could strip down. They make the contestants strip down completely before the games so they don't get scammed like they did one time. Howard said he could just about see through the curtain she was behind.
Howard sent Fred into Robin's booth so he can't hear the questions. There are seven questions and 1 minute to answer as many as possible. Howard asked Tim the following questions:
Melissa didn't have to get naked but Howard offered her $500 to get naked anyway. She took the offer and let them drop the curtain. Howard said that she was completely shaved. She had a tattoo on her belly that Howard didn't like. She said it was an S for Sister and her sister has the same thing. Howard wrapped things up and said that the money was courtesy of the Showtime show ''Family Business.''
Howard had the guys bring Angie in a short time later. When she came in Scott DePace said he changed his mind and would probably get the Lingerie Bowl. Howard said that Angie always took a bath when they were dating and he saw her wearing only a towel one time. He said he'd actually buy the towel just because she was wearing it.
Howard asked the Scott DePace from E! if he would really buy the pay-per-view special that Angie is part of this Sunday. After Angie said that it was $19.95, he said that it wasn't a bad deal. Angie said that the girls will be wearing lace bras and lace panties in the game. In a practice game someone actually pulled down one of the other girls panties. It's a real, full contact game.
Angie said that she chipped a one in her ankle when practicing one day but she ended up taking off the cast herself. Scott was wondering if he should let his 3 year old son watch something like that. Angie said it should be okay for kids and hopes that nothing will go flying off.
Angie told Howard that she might want to wait until he sees Nikki Ziering before deciding on whose team he wants to bet on. Angie seems to want the win more than Nikki does. She said that Nikki told her that she'd be happy for her team if they win. Angie said she really wants to kill Nikki's team though. Angie said the Lingerie Bowl is a 2 hour special but the game itself is just as long as half time is during the Super Bowl. Angie said she's going to play the full game but Nikki is only going to play 1 play in each half or something like that.
Howard brought up how Angie has kind of taken back what she said about him being the best lover she had. Angie said that the interviewer (Chaunce Hayden) made her uncomfortable asking her over and over about it so she just told him that they were friends. She said that she's not taking back what she said. Stuttering John asked her why she backed off on that when Jillian Barberie questioned her about it. Angie said that she only wants to talk to Howard about that. Howard gave her permission to talk about it with people like Jillian if she wants. He said he'd like that.
Howard played some voice mail that he got about the stuff Angie was saying about him. He was just glad that Angie backed up what she said originally about how great Howard was to her. Angie said that she dated a guy after the FHM article came out and asked her if he was better than Howard. She didn't say what she told him though.
Howard brought up something he did to Angie in a hotel room one night. Angie said she got mad at Howard for what he did to her. Howard said that he tied her up and left her there on the bed alone. He said she was spread eagle and couldn't move. He said he read that it was a turn on but Angie got pissed. She said she'd never let a guy do that to her again. Howard said he only left her there for a few minutes but she said it was a long time. Robin wondered what it was that she did that she deserved to be tied up. Howard just said ''She was bad.'' Howard used a bathrobe tie to tie her up. Angie was getting a little bit uncomfortable with what was being discussed so Howard kind of changed it.
Gary came in and said that Pam Anderson came in found Angie's fur coat in the green room. She was disgusted by it and may have used the B word to describe her. Gary thought it might be a good idea to bring her in to confront her.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who asked Angie how it felt to have Howard like so many women fantasize about. Angie heard her voice and asked ''Is that a woman?'' Mariann went on and sang for Howard like she usually does. Fred played the crow cawing in the background while she was on the line.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in and said that what Angie was doing wasn't fair. He said she didn't want to be badgered by him so she was backing off on what she said to him in the interview he did with her. Howard said that it was kind of true but she was saying that he was a great lover.
Artie wanted to bet on the Lingerie Bowl with Howard but Howard didn't want to do it because it sounds like Nikki isn't going to be playing in the whole game.
A listener called in and asked Angie if Howard really satisfied her. Howard told the guy to shut up because she'd just said that a short time earlier. Howard took some other calls and one guy asked Angie if she'd marry him. She said she had nothing bad to say about him and she's always loved him. She said he's a great friend. Stuttering John asked her what it was about Howard that made him such a good lover. She wasn't saying exactly what it was though. Howard said they got along very well and didn't get on each other's nerves. The reason they broke up was because Angie moved back to the West Coast.
KC came in and asked Angie if Howard is into ass play. Angie said she thought KC was cute until he asked her that. John also asked Howard if he fell in love with Angie. Howard said he does love her and Angie said she loves Howard. John asked her if she'd do a threesome with Howard and Beth. She said that would be too weird. Stuttering John said there's a great sex scene that Angie did in a movie that's available on MrSkin.com.
Howard asked Angie if she wanted to defend herself to Pam Anderson. Angie said she wasn't even sure it was real fur on her coat. She also said she was wearing snake skin boots and that was an animal. Pam came in a minute later and the two of them said a few nice things about each other. Pam wanted to talk about the Gucci coat that Angie was wearing. Pam said that she's coming out with a line of Vegan shoes that don't use leather soles. She was wearing leather soled shoes today though. Pam told Angie and Howard about how they anally electrocute these animals to kill them to get the furs.
Pam said that she argued with Star Jones about a chinchilla coat she had. Pam said that she told her that it took 220 animals to make her coat but Star defended herself saying it only took 80 to make it. Pam said she hopes that she's happier that she only had to have 80 animals killed.
Howard and Pam talked about the kiss they had at a strip club one night. He sounded pretty proud that he'd had Angie and kissed Pam. Pam asked Howard why he and Angie weren't together anymore. Howard told her it was because Angie moved to the West Coast. Pam wasn't even sure why she was there today. She said she didn't have anything to plug. Her radio show is over and she doesn't have anything else to promote. Howard said he had a lot of questions for Pam but he had to take a break first.
Howard told Pam that she's never going to be normal and if she wants to date a nice guy, she should date chicks. Howard went on to ask Pam about Kid Rock and what happened there. She said that she just didn't want that whole thing where Kid Rock would call her and tell her he loves her when he's probably out banging other chicks. She said she didn't want to be that person and didn't want to be banging the pool guy while he's off on tour. She said that Tommy Lee has some other chicks in his life. She said he just needs to be a good father and take care of himself. She said that they're still good friends.
Howard asked Pam what happened with her radio show. She said that she had no format and no fart sounds to go to. Pam said that he own kids were picketing her radio show because she took a room in the house to do it. Pam said she gave up on that weekly show and now there are some TV networks that want her to do some stuff for them. She said she's a visual person and that might work out better than the radio show did.
Howard asked Pam if it was true that Hugh Hefner kept putting his hand on her leg at a Playboy party recently. She said that wasn't true and it was the first she was hearing about it. Howard had some other rumors about Pam. He said he heard that Pam thought that the Paris Hilton tape was probably distributed by the guy who she had sex with. She said she never said that and wasn't sure about how it got out. She said the guy, Rick, showed a bunch of people the tape after it was made. She said she doesn't know if he released it publicly though.
Howard asked Pam if she ever rubs herself in the mirror while looking at herself. Pam said she doesn't do that. He was looking at her beautiful hands and admiring them. Pam interrupted Howard and said that she has a friend who listens to Howard every day that she brought with her. Pam said she's a very pretty girl but Howard said there's no way she's pretty. She wanted to bring her in but Howard wanted to talk to Pam a little longer. He ended up bringing her in a couple of minutes later.
Pam's friend Harper came in and both Howard and Robin said she was cute. Howard wondered why she was wearing so many clothes. She said it was cold outside, that's why. Howard wondered where she got her money since she lives in Malibu near Pam. She said she didn't say she had a lot of money and Pam said she doesn't have all that much either.
Howard asked Pam and Harper about hanging out together and if they've ever done anything sexually. They said they just hang out a lot, they don't mess around. Pam told Howard that Harper speaks to her honestly about the guys that she dates. Howard asked Harper what she thought of Kid Rock. She said that Kid Rock was a good guy but she can't imagine Pam moving to Detroit after living in Malibu.
Gary came in and said that Pam said she had sex about a month ago so he wondered who it might have been. She said the last guy she was with was Bob (Kid Rock). She said she's pretty sure that's who it was. She also said the person she was really with last was probably herself.
Howard talked to Pam about her health and how the Hepatitis is doing. She said she's very healthy and just recently had a check up. Howard gave her a plug for her web site PamelaAnderson.com. She said she had to leave because her flight was leaving at 10 o'clock and it was quarter after 9.
Pam told Howard that she wants to hang out with him sometime. She told him that she'd come over to his apartment and watch movies with him. Howard said that's what he does at his apartment.
Before Pam left she asked Howard to play a CD that some guy gave her last night. The guy, Low Funds, claims to be better than 50 Cent. Howard started to play the CD but cut it short and said he'd only play it if Pam took off her panties. Pam showed Howard her panties but didn't take them off. She said she couldn't take them off. Howard played a little more and then asked Pam if he could squeeze her ass. She didn't have a problem with that so Howard played a little more. He had to wrap up after that. Pam told Howard that she was serious and would come over to hang out and watch movies with him the next time she's in town. Howard had to end the interview right after that.
Howard couldn't believe that Pam was willing to have a sleep over like she said earlier. Artie was wondering if he was going to get invited over. Howard told him he's not invited.
Howard had a question for the guys. He said that there's a law in New York City about smoking inside. He said there are plays running in the city where the characters smoke so he wondered if that should be allowed. Robin said that they should be allowed to smoke because people don't have to go to the show. Howard asked about rock stars smoking on stage as well. There's some controversy going on over that now.
Tom Chiusano came in and said that they got a notice from the city about them smoking at the station. Howard said they have a smoking room but it's technically illegal. Tom said there is no smoking room and it won't be allowed.
Howard asked if the Rolling Stones should be allowed to smoke on stage. Tom said ''No'' but when asked about the play he was talking about, Tom said that his answer was ''yes.'' Howard said the answer to both should be ''No'' because if no one else can smoke, the artists shouldn't be allowed to smoke. Howard said that there are certain clove cigarettes that are legal to be smoked but people think that there's pot being smoked or they're harsh on the actor's voice. Howard booted Tom out of the studio shortly after that and then had Robin start her news.
During the news Howard announced that they're showing their 2000th show next Monday. He said no one is doing anything special for the occasion. He said Doug Goodstein came in and asked him if he wanted to do something. He said he's never honored for anything he does.
Howard started off the morning talking about how people in New York City are exposed to getting electrocuted just walking the streets. He said that the wires below ground are exposed and with the water and salt on the ground make it easier for people to get shocked. He said the NY Post went out and found a man hole cover that was at 117 volts. Howard said he's been watching out for man hole covers when he walks his dog. He said that he applauds the NY Post for doing what they did.
Howard went over to the memorial service for Jerry Nachman who he just wanted to remember. He said that there was standing room only and they were turning people away from the service. He was surprised at how many people there. Someone offered to take Howard and another guy upstairs in the balcony of the place. He said it was great and people were getting up and talking about Jerry. He said that the police commissioner gave a great speech and was very eloquent when he spoke. Howard said there was another guy who was really good but he wasn't sure who it was. There was one more guy who made a speech about Jerry and after he did it anyone would have loved Jerry whether they knew them or not. The guy said that everyone loved Jerry and just wanted to be around him. Howard said the guy joked about how Jerry loved Jerry more than anyone else.
Howard said there were a bunch of other people who spoke about Jerry at the service and quite a few of them had a lot of nice stuff to say. He said it was one after another. Howard said the service wrapped up at 1 in the afternoon but he'd gotten there after it started so he wasn't sure how long it lasted. Howard said that Jerry was only 57 years old and he died alone in his apartment. Howard heard that the guy got sick months ago and never recovered.
Howard talked about how he was working at a radio station back in 1980 where no one liked him. He said that he was at number one but everyone hated him including the guy who hired him. He said the guy, Goff Labar, would drag him into his office and complain that he wasn't getting any credit for Howard's popularity. Howard said he got a call from Jerry Nachman who was working for NBC at the time and he told him what a good job he was doing there. Nachman wanted to take him to lunch and he didn't even work for the same company. Howard said his own company wouldn't even take him to lunch. Howard said back then he and Robin were eating at Roy Rogers every day for lunch. That's why he got so fat back then.
Howard said that Nachman was a big, fat man himself. He said Nachman was really kind and nice to him and made a good argument for him to move to WNBC. Nachman told him there was no way that they'd put him on in New York but he was very nice about the whole thing. Then a couple of guys walked in and Nachman told Howard that there were two guys from WNBC who wanted to hire him to work at the station. He said the guy was a really good guy and treated him well back then.
Howard continued to talk about Nachman for a short time. They brought in some audio clips from the memorial service so Howard could play them. The people speaking were all joking around about Jerry. Artie said if people can joke around like that, the guy must have been a good guy. Howard asked Robin to take all of Jerry's speeches and just edit in his name for his memorial service.
Fred told Howard that DJ Ed Sciaky just died. Howard knew him and the guy claimed to have been the first guy to have played Bruce Springsteen on radio. Gary came in to talk about that guy but Howard was distracted by Gary's injured finger. He fell on the stairs or something like that so Howard asked him what was going on with him. He'd also fallen in the snow this week. Howard told him he should ask Mary to give him a day off this weekend. Howard had to take a break shortly after that.
Howard talked about how Michael Jackson is supposed to be going into some kind of rehab. Howard also read that Jackson has also thought that he could fly. He spent a couple of minutes talking about how Jackson's story keeps getting weirder and weirder. The mother of his kids is also pretty wacky and there's always something going on with the two of them.
Howard said he's been getting a lot of spam lately and there are a lot of them that are about his penis. He said that he gets a lot of penis enlargement email so they must know that it's him. Howard said he's been buying stuff on Barnes and Nobel and he's been getting these spam emails ever since. Gary said he's been getting a lot of that stuff as well. Howard said the FCC is worried about TV and Radio but kids are exposed to penis advertisements on their computers every day.
Howard said that Oprah Winfrey had a birthday celebration the other day and there were a bunch of people doing stuff for her. John Travolta sang a song for Oprah. Howard played a clip of that and goofed on Travolta for doing that. He was singing a love song to her. Howard said there's no way he's attracted to her and he's probably more attracted to Steadman than Oprah. Howard played tape of Travolta making a toast to Oprah. Howard said no one dares roast oprah. They all kiss her ass instead. It sounded like Travolta was welling up with tears as he was talking about Oprah.
Howard joked about what Travolta could have said to her. He continued to play the tape where Travolta told Oprah that she was gorgeous and sexy. Mickey and Minnie Mouse also said a few things to Oprah. They also called her beautiful. The voice of Mickey Mouse was horrible and didn't sound like it should have. Halle Berry did a birthday wish as Cat Woman. Howard said now that he's heard that he knows that the movie is going to suck.
Howard spoke to Natalie who was 24, and Erica who was only 19 years old for a short time. Howard told the girls that there were some events that they had to compete in and whoever won would get plugs. Howard explained the game to the girls. He said they had a football field set up on the ground. He said the first event was the girls trying to push a football across the field with their boobs. Natalie was a 34-D cup and Erica was only a B. The D-cups might help Natalie push the ball across the field. Howard said that Erica was taller and might be able to move faster than Natalie. Howard said he'd put $50 on Erica. Artie took that action.
The girls got prepared and took off their tops so they could push the balls across the field. Gary said that they have to cross both goal lines. They have to go both directions on the field. One of the girls wanted to leave her bra on. Howard let her do that but thought she might be at a disadvantage. Erica ended up winning within a few seconds. Artie lost another bet.
Howard asked Natalie what went wrong there. She's the one who kept the bra on. That may have been her disadvantage. Erica said that she got rug burn on her breasts doing that. She got the plug that she was playing for. She told Howard that she was there to promote the Pay-Per-View show ''Can You Be A Porn Star.'' She told Howard about the show and how it's about women trying to become porn stars. Erica said that she's been in the industry for about a year and has done about 20 films so far. She said she enjoys doing anal scenes. She also told Howard that she started having sex at 14 years old. She's also had a lot of lesbian sex with her best friend. There was a delay hit at one point after Howard asked one of the girls what the weirdest place she had sex was. Howard had to take a break in the middle of the game.
Howard said that someone tried to interview James Brown after he was released from jail. His answers were unintelligible. He mumbled and said something about God looking out for both of them (him and his wife). Robin and Howard thought the tape was pretty funny.
Howard finally got back to the Stupid Bowl and said that the next round was where the girls had to pick up some half dollars in their asses and drop them in a bucket. Howard played a new The Onion Radio News bit as well. This bit was about how Celine Dion is working on a new perfume in her secret lab.
Erica and Natalie came back in for the next round of the Stupid Bowl. Erica told the guys about her rug burned knees and boobs. They also talked about what they had to do in the next round and how tough it was going to be. They had a bunch of coins on the field and they had to try and pick them up with their ass cheeks and carry them across the football field in the studio. Howard said they can't use their hands to pick up the coins. They can use their hands to manipulate their asses though.
Howard said that Natalie has a bigger booty than Erica so she might have a better chance picking up stuff with it. Howard asked the two of them about having anal and if they've ever tried to pick anything up with their asses. Neither of them had tried to carry anything like that. Howard said that both of them looked great with their bottoms off.
Erica was the first one to drop a coin in her bucket. Natalie dropped her first one but made it there a short time later. Erica came in next with her second coin. It was a close game. Natalie managed to get ahead of Erica at one point. She ended up dropping one outside of the bucket which threw her off a bit. She was completely out of breath after the 2 minute time limit. She sounded like she was going to pass out.
After the coin count, Erica came in with the win. Natalie had 8 coins, Erica had 9. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to the girls about the game and their techniques. Natalie came close but it appears that Artie betting that she'd win may have jinxed her. He loses almost every bet he places.
Howard let Erica get in another plug for the Pay-Per-View show ''Can You Be A Porn Star'' thing. She also said you can find out more at CanYouBeAPornStar.com. Howard let the girls go out to take a rest after the game. Dennis Rodman was there so Howard was going to interview him after taking another commercial break.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wondered when this is going to air on E! and if he'll be able to ''punch one out'' to the show. Howard said he'll be able to punch one out to this show but he didn't say when it would air. He did say that their 2000th episode of the E! show is airing next week. He said they're putting together something to shoot next Thursday that will air that night.
Robin Radzinski from E! came in and said that Howard has been on E! since July of 1994, almost 10 years. Howard said he's thinking that E! is going to throw a huge party for them when that 10th anniversary rolls around. He had to take another break after that.
Howard moved on to Dennis Rodman. Howard said that he always shows up with a bunch of people. Howard said that Dennis looks fit. He's back to playing basketball again. Fred played some rap music as Dennis was walking in. The guys thought that was kind of racist so Howard played some of Gary's karaoke performance for him instead.
Howard brought up the Celebrity Mole show and how Dennis was on that but didn't look so thrilled to be there. Dennis said he didn't want to be there, he just wanted the money. Howard said he could tell that he didn't want to have anything to do with the game. Artie said that Dennis had won 5 NBA championship rings, he's not going to get excited about winning ''Celebrity Mole.''
Howard talked to Dennis about getting back into basketball and how he's not playing for the NBA. He's in the ABA this time trying to prove that he's still good enough to play in the NBA again. Howard asked him if he's still married to ''that broad'' that he was with last time. Dennis said that he's still with her but he was at Scores last night. He said she's a very healthy influence for him and that's why he married her. He doesn't live with her but that's okay with him.
Dennis and Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about the NY Knicks and how bad they are. Howard told him he should be playing with them. Dennis said that he's in good shape now and he weighs 233 pounds.
Howard found out that Dennis was in a private room at Scores last night. Dennis said he slipped up admitting to that though. He said that his wife will probably hear about it today listening to the show. Howard pointed out that Dennis is the same guy who told Carmen Electra that the women she caught him with had fallen out of the ceiling. Howard wondered if Dennis misses Carmen since they broke up. Dennis said he doesn't really miss her but there are no hard feelings there.
Dennis was in to promote a sexual stimulant product. Dennis said he doesn't need it himself but it's a tasty product that he has tried. He got in a plug for the web site for the product which is called Enjoy RX. You can find out more at EnjoyRX.com.
Howard took a phone call from an editor from InsideHoops.com which is a basketball web site. He asked Dennis a couple of questions and basically did a short interview with him. Howard wanted him to hurry up and get to his questions. The guy said that Dennis cried after one of his games in the ABA. Dennis said he didn't cry but he was upset about his performance in the game. He said that he was just very emotional after the game
Howard took another call from a guy who asked Dennis if he will go back into the NBA. Dennis said that's what he wants to do and that's what he's been working for. The caller said he heard that they've been trying to get in touch with Dennis but he's unreachable. The caller said all they have to do is look in Scores and they'll find him.
Howard went through a few more phone calls. One guy asked Dennis if he thinks he will ever get into the basketball hall of fame. Dennis doesn't think he'll ever get in. Artie said he deserve to be in there because he was great at rebounding. Another caller said that's all he was good at and he doesn't belong in the hall of fame. Someone else said that he hopes Dennis comes back without the attitude. He said it seems that he's changed a bit since he was in the NBA before. Howard said that he hopes that he does get back into the NBA. He gave him another plug for the EnjoyRX.com thing and wrapped up the interview after that.
Natalie was first up. Howard sadi there's nothing sexier than a big busted woman kneeling in front of a toilet. She showed the guys her boobs and said that they are implants. Howard asked her about getting oral from a woman one time and how much she liked it. She said she's not really into chicks though. She sadi that she's into guys.
Howard and Artie placed another bet on who would win. Artie stuck with Natalie to win. Howard gave her 30 seconds to get as many of the hot dogs out of the toilet as possible. As she was doing it all you could hear was water bubbling and dripping as she pulled out the mini-hot dogs. Artie was laughing hysterically in the background as it was going on. Natalie said it was gross. Doug Goodstein sadi that she managed to pull out 8 of the hot dogs in 30 seconds. She also got another 1/8th of a dog but they didnt' count that one.
Erica was up next. Seh said that she's a vegetarian and hasn't eaten meat in years. Howard told her she didn't have to eat it, she just had to fish them out and drop them. Howard said she's got a rockin' body and looks great. He had her start a few seconds later. She stuck her face in the toilet and started bringing up the hot dogs. Howard said it looked like she was going to puke after she did it. She said she just got a lot of water up her nose. The guys counted her hot dogs and found that she had 9. She won again.
Howard sadi that Natalie worked really hard but wasn't able to win. Howard said that ARtei was down another $50 from the bet he had on the last round. Howard had some people from Equihome Mortgage come in and present Erica with her $2,000 check. As they were presenting the award ARtie asked if they were from Equihome or the Gambinos. Howard let Erica say a few words. She asked if they could play one more round and let Natalie get a plug if they make out. Natalie agreed and the two fo them made out. Howard then let Natalie get her plug in.
Natalie sadi that she was there to promote Mystique Magazine and their new DVD and New Model Search. She said you can get the DVD at MystiqueMagazine.com. Howard wrapped up the segment shortly after that.
Howard took some phone calls after that. A couple of guys said they can't wait to see the show on E!. A James Brown impersonator called in and tried to do a bit but he was speaking too clearly. Another caller asked Artie who he's betting on for the Super Bowl because he wants to go with the other team. Artie said he doesn't know who he's going to bet on yet. He siad he's going to be on the over. The caller said that he's going to bet the under in that case.
Robin Radzinski came in and said that they're going to put the Stupid Bowl on tonight! She said that it's going to be tough to get the nudity covered up that quickly but they're going to try.
Howard told Nikki that he heard she wasn't going to be playing in the whole game from Angie Everhart. Nikki said she didn't hear anything about that and she planned on playing the whole game. She said they have been training some girls to cover her and they may put them in for a couple of plays. Nikki said that she wasn't able to throw a football until November. She said she learned it during a shoot for a commercial. Howard asked her to demonstrate how she can throw the ball. She tossed it to KC and Artie said that he was going to put $1000 on Angie.
Howard asked her if she's embarrassed to be in the Lingerie Bowl. She said she's not embarrassed at all. She told Howard that no one wants to lose and if they win, there is an incentive. Howard asked if there's a chance that the girls tops can accidentally get ripped off. She said it's possible but she hopes it doesn't happen. Nikki said that she lost her pants at one point in practice and put the ball down to pull them up. She said that's when she learned that she can't do that.
Howard wondered if anyone will actually watch this Lingerie Bowl. Artie said that the people who are really into football probably won't watch it. He said that he probably won't watch it if he has a bet on the game. Howard said that he wants to bet on the game but only if Nikki is playing in the whole game. He said that Angie has been playing for a while and she can actually throw a ball. He said that if they both play in the game, Nikki's team will probably lose.
Howard couldn't believe how thin Nikki looked and how small her waist was. Artie said she has to be a negative two. Howard said that he heard that Nikki has been getting it on with Cris Judd. That led to Nikki talking about Stuttering John and her experience on ''I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here.'' Nikki said she could have fallen in love with John in that jungle. She said if he wasn't married she could have fallen for him. John talked about how hot she looked when they were there.
Howard asked Nikki if it was true that she's had like 7 breast operations. She said she did talk about that with Melissa Rivers on that I'm a Celebrity show. She said she had an infection and had 3 surgeries on that alone. Nikki said that made her think about having surgery to make herself look better. She said she had to have her boobs done again years after the first one and she had complications with that surgery as well. She didn't really want to talk about it though.
Howard found out that Nikki gets Botox injections in her face to keep her young looking. They tried to find out how old she was but she wasn't talking. A couple of guys called in to say that they're going to watch Nikki on the Lingerie Bowl thing. Someone brought up the movie ''''American Wedding'''' and how Nikki is nude in that movie (See it at MrSkin.com). She said there's even more of her nudity in the DVD version of the movie.
The guys asked Howard if he thinks Angie or Nikki is hotter. Howard didn't have an answer. He said that both of them are really hot. Nikki said she's not perfect and said that her second toe is longer than her big toe. She said she thinks her shoulders are too broad as well.
Howard wanted Nikki to perform some Karaoke for them but she didn't want to do it. Howard gave her the choice to do that or show them her ass. She wanted to sing with Howard on a song or something like that. Howard and the guys tried to convince her to sing different songs but she really didn't want to do it.
Howard asked Nikki about Cris Judd again but she swore that she didn't do anything with him. She said she doesn't have a man right now and he puppy is her man. Howard read that she dated Jason Biggs from ''American Wedding.'' She swore that she didn't have sex with him though. Nikki said that Howard has turned her down though. Howard said that he's hung out with her but it was that second toe thing that turned him off.
Howard and Nikki talked about the football thing a little more. Howard said he's not betting on the game because he doesn't know that Nikki is going to be playing in the whole game. He was going on what Angie told him the other day. Artie was willing to put $500 on Nikki. Howard was willing to bet $200 and it had to be even money. Artie took that bet. Howard said he'd root for her but he was betting that Angie's team would win. Howard wrapped up the interview and gave her a couple of plugs for both LingerieBowl.com and NikkiZiering.com. He went to break right after that.
Howard had Mike Walker on the line to play his Gossip Game. He gave him a plug for his radio show and then started the game. Here's how the game goes... Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories: