Attorney Dominic Barbara called in and said that Cabbie has no right to the baby until it's born. Before then it's all up to the woman to have it or not. Howard said he'd even pay for the abortion himself if Cabbie's not willing to do it. Dominic said Howard's listeners would probably pay for it.
A psychologist called in and told Cabbie that if he has a kid to take care of he can't just go to a rehab center to get over it. He's stuck with that the rest of his life. Everyone seems to think he's just going through another one of his experimentation phases.
After a break Howard came back talking about seeing the Pope with President Bush. He was talking about how they had Bush hooked up with an ear piece so he could be told what the Pope was saying. Then Howard went on a tangent and imagined what the Pope was saying. He ended up back on the Cabbie thing and pretended that the Pope was telling Bush that there must be no abortions except for the ''Cabbie fetus'' which would be like letting the devil be born. It was a funny segment.
Howard replayed the song ''Because I Got High'' off of the ''Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'' soundtrack album, that he played during yesterday's show.
Howard wondered what kind of house Henry must be living in. He thinks it's a dive where Henry has to sleep on a cot and the smell of pee is wafting through the air. Howard told Henry that if he'd just laid low he could have kept on going doing his thing for the mob. KC came in and asked Henry who he's picking for the big horse race that's coming up this weekend. Henry said he's going with the horse that won the first one... Minarkos or something like that. KC has no money himself but he's going to be betting on the horses. Howard wrapped up the call after a couple of minutes so he could take a break.
Artie said he did give the woman some room service, from the Hyatt hotel, so he didn't screw her over that bad. He said she had a really nice stomach too. He said she was about 5'8'' tall with blond hair.. a real German chick. He also let it slip that he didn't have a condom so he went raincoat free with her. He said they were both pretty drunk so neither one cared about the condom thing. Artie thought it would be kind of cool to have a German kid if he did accidentally get her pregnant. Artie, a Jew, said it was one for the Jews... ''Screw them'' (the Germans) he said.
Howard said it was up to Stuttering John to make the decision of whether or not to have AJ thrown out of the station today. John said he has to go because he doesn't want something like that happening again. Gary said he doesn't think he wants the chance of that happening again either.
Donald Trump called in and told John that he should sue AJ and even Howard's show because the show's got the money. Trump said that John could make millions off of the suit and he'd never have to work again. Trump said his stuff and quickly hung up. He has a problem with AJ to begin with so he would be happy to see John sue him.
It was suggested that John be allowed to return a slap to AJ to make things even but there were conditions on AJ's end that people didn't want to deal with. Everyone was going nuts with the whole thing. Howard wanted to put the video clip on the web, Tom wanted AJ to leave, AJ was bleeding from KC grabbing him and tossing him out of the studio... it was a mess.
Gary was one of the people who thought that AJ shouldn't be allowed back on the show. He thinks that AJ is a ''loose cannon'' and could go off at any time. He didn't think that before today but now he does. Tom was saying that AJ may be allowed to come back tomorrow but it should be discussed with him first.
After taking a break Howard said that he's going to try and get the video either up on the web or on E! as soon as possible. Howard went on to discuss what should all come out of this. He and Robin discussed whether or not AJ should be allowed back on the show. Howard wanted to leave it all up to John and whether or not he's comfortable being around the guy. John says he knows he'll smack AJ if he is around so it might be a bad idea to let him back on the show. The fact that John was ''pushing AJ's buttons'' after making the phony calls also came up. Howard wasn't defending AJ's actions but he did say that John was pushing a little too far when he goofed on AJ's hair and called him an ''arrogant jerk''. The whole thing drove AJ over the edge and he smacked John. That was wrong of AJ to do but it happened. Howard tried and tried again to discuss the whole thing with John but John wanted to argue about it for some reason. He didn't want the responsibility of kicking AJ off the show. Howard finally made a decision not to allow AJ to come back on the show. John then thought that he was then the ''bad guy'' in the whole thing but that's not the way Howard was looking at it. He was looking at it as making it safe for everyone else on the show. He also said it's a message to every guest that comes on the show. You can't hit someone who works there. Howard wrapped up the whole AJ thing with his own little eulogy. He said that AJ is a great guy and a great guest but he wronged a friend of his so he's off the show.
This whole thing went so long into the show that Howard had to put off a couple of guests including Johnny ''Mud'' Mudman and some guy who's going to cut off his feet with a guillotine on the web. Howard said they'll be back tomorrow during a huge show which includes guests Mark Wahlberg and Beetlejuice vs. Gary the Retard in ''Password''.
Howard also said that tomorrow he'll announce where we'll be able to view the video from the AJ/Stuttering John fight on the web. Stay tuned for that.
Howard played tape of the incident and then told us where we could see the video feed on the web. It was available at http://howardstern.edgesuite.net. People were all checking it out and the connection seemed to stay up pretty well. The conversation continued for a while as Howard took calls to find out how the video looked.
Howard said John also ended up coming out to the pool one time where Howard had his own chair set up with a towel on it. He looked over at one point and John was sitting in his chair on his towel. Once again, John was someplace he shouldn't have been. John thinks nothing of it.
Howard said he saw the movie ''Dude, Where's my Car'' over vacation and Stuttering John appears in it real quick and the scene is just like the real John. He comes out of his room at one point and pees in a flower pot, walks back into his room and the guys ask each other who it was who just did that. One of the guys says ''I don't know, I think he lives here...'' or something like that. Howard said other than that the movie was horrible though.
KC told Howard about what he did over vacation. He was a lifeguard out at some beach for the two weeks they were off. He made some good money while he was doing that. He said his boss was like 16 years old and he was goofed on a little bit by the kid. He said the job is great though because there are so many hot chicks there on the beach at Port Jefferson or someplace like that.
Howard spent a little bit of time talking about the shark attack that happened down in Florida while they were away as well as another attack by some type of piranha in New Guinea where a guy lost his penis because the fish were attracted to urine. The guy apparently peed in the water and the fish came and bit off his penis.