Shatner shared the story of how he met his new wife who's in the Horse training business. Shatner works with horses also and they fell in love after meeting. Shatner said his kids all like her.
Shatner lost his wife not that long ago and he said that this love has helped conquer his grieving. Howard said that vagina has amazing healing properties. Shatner said that he did have her sign a pre-nuptial agreement so he doesn't lose all of his money.
Howard heard that there were problems in his relationship right after they got married but Shatner said that's not true. Everything is just fine. He said the only cracks in their relationship are on his face.
Howard wrapped up both the Shatner interview and the David Bryan interview after asking them both ''Are you still nimble enough to perform 69?'' David said yes, Shatner said he can only get to 68.
Howard started off talking about how Maury was thrown out of the University of Pennsylvania when he was going there. Maury told Howard that he was smart but he liked the women too much and he was thrown out for womanizing. He said it was the worst day in his life. His father Shirley had worked a long time to pay for that school and he blew it. His father's name then became the subject for discussion. Howard was more interested in why his father was named Shirley than anything else. Maury said he was teased as a kid because of his father's name. Howard said he got teased because his mother's name was Ray so he knows what it was like.
Maury told Howard that all of the stories he's read in the rag mags aren't all true. Maury and his wife Connie Chung haven't split up and they're getting along just fine. He said that she's not jealous of him either like some articles have claimed. Howard thinks that he's bored with Connie though. He says he's not.
Earlier in the show Howard and the crew had discussed Maury's age. Maury said that he has never lied about his age and he has always told the truth. He said that he just turned 62 recently and he's proud of it. Howard said he looks pretty good for a 62 year old. Maury even said he's never had any work done. He said he had a barbell hit him in above the eye one time and he had that fixed. He also had a growth removed from the other eye so they evened each other out.
Maury told Howard that he has kids aged 37, 34 and 5. The 5 year old is adopted. He also has a grandchild who is 3 years old so she has an uncle who's 5.
Howard and Robin both ragged on Maury for what his TV show has turned into. Robin said that it's always young kids who have problems who are featured on the show. They've had fat babies and 14 year old girls who have had babies and stuff like that. Howard asked him why he would let his audience ridicule kids like they do on his show. Maury didn't see it that way. He said they don't get ridiculed on the show. He's just trying to point out the problems in our society. He told Howard he'd never let his own 5 year old on any TV show because that's not the kind of parent he is.
Maury says he's got a contract that will carry him through until he's 66 years old. He said he's enjoying the show and it's getting great ratings. He even beats Jerry Springer sometimes.
Howard spent a little time talking about Maury and Connie's adopted kid. Howard was under the impression the kid was half asian and wondered how they managed to work that out. Maury said the kid is not half asian, he's all american. He also said it's kind of strange having an adopted kid because you have no idea what he'll look like when he gets older. He said he looks at the kid every day and he changes all the time.
Howard took some phone calls and talked a little bit about Geraldo Rivera before the end of the interview. Maury said he was friends with Geraldo and he had no idea that he'd moved out to Malibu and away from his kids. Howard told him that he's also living with a new woman out there which Maury didn't know.
Phone callers goofed on Maury a little bit. One guy asked Maury if Connie's pubic hair is straight. Maury didn't want to discuss that though. He told the guy to get his own asian chick to find out.
Dominic Barbara also called in to talk about the age dispute they had earlier. Dominic pointed out it was Robin to had the wrong information. He knew that Maury was older because he's friends with him.
Howard decided to turn to the audience to get some help. He took a bunch of phone calls from people who offered to help. A bunch of guys said they'd give her money if she would bang them or be a prostitute. Another guy said she could work for his web site MisKitty.com if she was willing to do some ''light porn''. She's not into any of that stuff though. She was crying and getting more and more upset after each call Howard took. A woman told Mary Ellen that she should just get a job and do whatever she has to do to support her kid. She said that she has been paid for sex a couple of times just to make ends meet. Mary Ellen said she's not a whore and a skank like that woman is. The two of them went at it for a couple of minutes.
A guy from North Carolina, which is where Mary Ellen is from, said that he'd let her live in his rental home for one month free. After that it would be $500 a month. Howard wasn't sure if he sounded trustworthy though. The guy said that he also owns a store in Mortimer, North Carolina called Betsy's Old Country Store and told everyone to go visit him. Howard had the guys take his information so Mary Ellen could hook up with him.
High Pitch Erik called in and offered to put her up in his apartment in New York City but she didn't want to move all the way up there. Erik said that his father pays his rent so she wouldn't have to worry about it. Mary said that she'd rather not take the chance of living with a stranger because her daughter is everything to her.
Listeners finally started coming through for Mary. One guy offered her $1000 and after that a bunch of others offered her between $500 and $1000. By the time Howard had to take his break the total was up around $4000 or more. She finally got her wish. Even Melrose Larry Green called in and offered up $500. He also offered her other help in finding agencies to get her father into a VA hospital. Howard was so proud of the help she was getting that he started singing an awful version of ''You'll Never Walk Alone''. Jackie said he'd give Mary $500 if Howard would just stop singing. By then Mary was coming around and decided to thank Howard for the help.
Howard thought that he'd have Ron roll around with her on the bed they had set up in the studio but Ron didn't want to do it. He said that they didn't get along too well.
Heather told Howard that she hasn't tried to get into porn yet but she'd like to get a deal with Wicked Pictures. She wants to do soft-core porn.
Howard said he checked out her web site over the weekend and it was actually pretty good. He described some of the stuff she has on there and said it was put together very well. Heather says she designed it herself.
Since Ron didn't want to play along in the bed Howard had Benjy come in. Howard tried to direct Heather in a scene but she didn't follow direction very well. He was trying to set up the scene like she was calling a TV repairman to come over to seduce him. She made it very hard but eventually Benjy, the TV repairman, came in and got seduced by Heather. Howard said she actually did it very well. He liked the way she did the scene even though she didn't listen very well. Benjy was enjoying it also. He told Robin to shut up at one point so he could continue to do the scene with her. Heather said she felt a wet spot on Benjy at one point so she wanted to stop. Howard thinks he must have ''finished'' early.
Ron said that he was ready to vomit watching them do this mess. Howard eventually put a stop to it and tried to end the segment. Heather said she wanted to give Howard a lap dance though. He allowed her to go over to him and dance for him for a minute. She was rubbing her ass in his lap and he sounded like he enjoyed it. Heather said she dances at the Cabaret Royale in Dallas, Texas.
Howard also said David hates when he calls his wife Courtney Cock. He immediately started calling her that and it pissed David off. David threatened to swear himself. He asked Howard if he likes it when he calls him Howard Sperm. Howard said he doesn't care because it's childish.
Howard said the last time David was on he cut some IDs that were really funny but then he called Gary a couple days later and asked them not to play them anymore. Howard thinks his wife has been taming him down too much. Howard asked David if all of the rumors about their marriage failing are true. David said they're all untrue and they come at a time when his wife is actually being very supportive of his career. He said it's kind of upsetting that he has to read all of these lies.
Howard also asked David what he thinks Matthew Perry's problem is on ''Friends''. He just went back into rehab and Howard was wondering what's going on there. David said Matthew must just have an addictive personality. He doesn't know the whole story and he might just be unhappy.
David said that he hasn't been to any pill parties lately but he used to throw them himself. He's done with that part of his life now that he's got Courtney. He said they don't go to marriage counseling anymore. They just did that before they got married so things would work out. He thought it was necessary. ''Especially when it's you...'' Howard added.
Howard promoted all of David's movies and said he's also appearing in an upcoming episode of ''Son of the Beach''. David plays the head of a bicycle gang. His name in the show is Johnny Queefer.
Howard noticed that David had his wrist tattooed and asked if he has any Courtney tattoos on him. David said he does have a ''CC'' tattoo on his shoulder.
Howard let a few phone callers goof on David before he left. One guy asked if Courtney likes Anal sex. He didn't answer that one. Robin asked him what kind of birth control they use. David said they don't use any. Howard figured out he just pulls out so he asked him where he ''makes his mess''. David didn't answer that one either. A phone caller told Howard that he heard David's next movie will be called ''See Courtney Cock Run'' when she leaves him.
Ronnie the limo driver is a big fan and he was one of the people who got upset over the guy's death. He and Scott the Engineer are in a fantasy racing league together so they actually socialize together through that. Ronnie has a theory that Scott the Engineer's bad luck is what actually killed Dale Earnhardt.
Howard went on to goof on Ronnie about how much he hates driving the limo. He said that Ronnie hates driving but he's always reading and watching shows about racing. He goofed on him about that for a while. He also brought up the new limo Ronnie bought just for him. Howard said that he uses a phone in the limo all the time but the new car has a phone in a place that he can't reach it. He spent some time yelling at Ronnie about that whole thing too.
Someone also let Howard know that Ronnie has a credit card with NASCAR driver Ernie Irvan on it. Another thing for Howard and the rest of the crew to goof on him about. Stuttering John came in and told Howard that Ronnie is going to a driving school this summer... goofed on again. Ronnie said he might be going to a Winston Cup school but he hasn't made reservations yet.
Gary joined in on the conversation about Dale Earnhardt also. Gary doesn't understand the whole racing thing either. He asked Ronnie how a driver can make the difference when all of the cars are so close in performance. Ronnie explained that the driver can tell the team how to set the car up for the track and stuff like that. Ronnie went on to explain how Earnhardt was trying to help his own team by blocking others from getting ahead in the race when he lost his life.
Robin made a comment about how race car drivers aren't athletes. That brought up a whole discussion about that whole subject. Howard agreed with Robin that they're not athletes so Ronnie tried to argue that they are but everyone was ganging up on him. A phone caller asked Howard why he has to bash everything he doesn't like. Howard didn't say why he does that he just said that race car drivers just aren't athletes.
Howard was trying to go to take a break but he made the mistake of asking Ronnie if he was upset when Earnhardt hit the wall. Ronnie said he was kind of broken up over it. He was more upset when Ernie Irvan hit the wall a few years ago. Ronnie went on to tell everyone about what happens to these guys when they hit the wall going 180 mph. Everyone was still goofing on him though. Earlier in the conversation Ronnie had mentioned that he has a racing slick from Daytona that he got for $30. Ralph called in and made fun of him for that even though he collects dolls.. or action figures. Ronnie kept telling everyone that he's not ashamed of any of this stuff.
When the two of them came in Howard said they were wearing just about nothing. Kylie was wearing a cut off t-shirt and hip hugger pants. Carmen was wearing a tight shirt and Howard said it looked like she had erasers in there. She was also wearing hip huggers. She told Howard that they're Frankie B special jeans. Howard said they were so tight that when they sat you could see ass crack. Howard was also very happy to see Kylie's stomach. He said that's the sexiest part of a woman's body.
Howard flip flopped questions between the two of them before getting to the lie detector test. Howard brought up the whole situation where Kylie says she wants to go out with Howard but she never works things out to do it. She explained that it's because Howard goes to bed so early and she can't go out to clubs with him. Howard thinks she really doesn't like him all that much.
Carmen was questioned about who she's dating but she was very reluctant to talk about it. She kept saying that she didn't want to jinx the relationship.
Kylie was asked about whether or not she's dating Tommy Lee. She said she's gone out with a group of people and Tommy has been there but he hasn't asked her out. She said she'd like him to do that but he hasn't yet. Howard wondered why someone would want to date a guy who has allegedly had an abusive relationship with two other women. Kylie said that you hope that perhaps it wasn't true or it wouldn't happen to you.
Howard sent Kylie off to the lie detector room so Ed Torian could do the questioning. While she was being prepared Howard spoke to Carmen. She talked about the movie ''Get Over It'' which both of them are starring in. She didn't know a whole lot about the movie though. She said she just had a cameo role in it so she didn't know all of the details. Howard still wanted to know about who she's dating now. He kept hounding her until she agreed to tell him if he could guess who he was. She said he was Latin and he used to be in a band. Howard and Gary went through a bunch of names before they finally figured out it was Dave Navarro. He used to be in the Red Hot Chili Peppers but now he's out on his own. Howard said that was very upsetting news. He must not think much of Navarro for some reason.
Kylie was finally ready to be questioned so Howard got back to that. Ed Torian, who has done this many times in the past, was there to ask the questions that Howard relayed to him. Howard asked things like:
Ed went on and said that She was lying about the fart questions. She told the truth on the anal sex thing. She lied when she said she thinks Howard is handsome. She told the truth on the wife question, the sex for money question and the vibrator question. She apparently lied about the sticky sheets though. And finally she did tell the truth about not having sex with a black man. Ed didn't go through each and every question, just the majority of them.
Howard said he's no longer going to call Kylie to go on a date with him. He knows the truth now. Carmen told Howard that she finds him attractive. Howard wanted to hook her up to the lie detector then but she said they didn't have enough time. She didn't want the truth to come out either. Howard took a couple of phone calls before wrapping up the interview. One guy brought up Marilyn Manson so apparently said that Dave Navarro once offered him oral sex. Carmen didn't know anything about it and she didn't seem to care.
Howard watched the Carmen-Kylie kiss one last time as he was ending the interview. It was obvious that Kylie was more into it than Carmen because she opened her mouth as she went in for the kiss. Howard had it in slow motion to get a better view.
You can get a hold of Ed Torian by calling 800-934-3241.
Gary brought Ray in while Croy was still in the studio and Howard said he looked frightened by her. Croy asked Ray quite a few strange questions about whether or not he's ever met Robert DeNiro. Ray said he knows him so Croy asked if he's ever had champagne with him. Ray told her he hasn't. Howard tried to take back the interview from Croy so he asked questions about the movie ''Hannibal''. Ray loses his head in the movie. Howard said that he wasn't that thrilled with the movie but he also said that Hannibal eating Ray's brains saved the movie.
Ray refused to let Howard take any phone calls today so there were none. Howard spent some time talking to Ray about his wife and the woman he dated who was in a wheelchair. Ray told Howard how he was set up with the wheelchair woman and some of the details about what they did. Howard figured it must have been pretty tough to have sex with her. Ray didn't give many details about that though. Howard told Ray that Hannibal was nothing compared to Croy. She kept interrupting with wacky questions and Ray said he was actually scared of her. Ray didn't have long to talk to Howard so the interview was over in about 20 minutes. Ray is in a couple of new movies that will be out later this month into April. He's in ''Heartbreaker'' and ''Blow''.
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone and moved on to the game. Here's what happens...Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
Howard continued his interview with Katie after the game. She told Howard how she met Hef and how she was photographed for the magazine a couple of times before she actually made it in. She also told Howard how she got her implants at the age of 17 as a graduation present. She actually got them while she was still in high school but she was able to keep them hidden pretty well. She said the doctor said when they cut her open she didn't even bleed for some reason. Now she's a D-cup.
Katie told Howard that she always told her mother that she wanted bigger breasts from the age of 15. She said she's very happy with them and her body is more in proportion now that they're huge.
Howard looked at her pictures and said it looked like she dyed her pubic hair. She said that the Playboy people actually did that for her. They wanted it to be a little less dark so the makeup person dabbed dye on it with a Q-tip.
One of the pictures in Playboy is of her sitting on Steven Spielberg's lap. She told Howard that she was on the set of a movie as an extra and she asked to have her picture take with him. He agreed and she had the shot taken. She's in a see-through outfit sitting on his knee. Howard and Robin said he probably never thought it would show up in Playboy.
Howard went on to ask Katie about the Hefner stuff. She was one of Hef's 7 ''girlfriends'' and Howard heard that's all hype. She said that she never had sex with him but she's not sure about the other girls. She said she loved Hef but it was a ''different kind of love'' that she couldn't really explain.
Howard tried to find out about how a guy can get a girl like this. She's dating a 37 year old guy now who owns a recording studio. She told Howard it took about a month of dating before he got in her pants. She said it all depends on the guy how long it takes. She said she lost her virginity at the age of 16... pre-implant. She said she doesn't like it when guys play with her breasts now because of the implants. She said they don't hurt but she feels awkward when they do it.
Howard read that Katie was on the boys wrestling team when she was in high school. She said she used to beat some guys and they never took it lightly. Howard thought that they must have been turned on wrestling a chick but she said they were ready to kick her ass.
Katie told Howard that she was once handcuffed while having sex with a guy and she liked it. She said it was cool until the guy refused to take the cuffs off after he'd finished. She said she really likes when guys bite her neck or nibble her ears. She also said she's never had anal sex for those of you who were wondering.