After Howard took an early break he came back to talk about the Rachman/Lewis fight for a short time. He then moved on to talk about Reba the conjoined twin who performed at the big fight last week. He said he didn't realize that the two of them have different hair colors even though they share the same head. Gary came in and talked about how Reba wasn't really able to sing that well.
Gary, whose voice was shot, came in and talked about how John surprised him during the fight last week. Gary said Cabbie didn't look any better than he did at last year's fight against Angry Black. Howard said Cabbie called him and said that he still thinks that he won the fight. Everyone was surprised that there weren't really any Cabbie fans in the crowd during the fight. Most of them were going nuts when John was throwing all of his punches.
Howard took some phone calls to let the fans talk about the fight. Shuli called in and asked Howard not to let Ralph comment on any future fights. Howard said he didn't have any control over the microphones and he wanted Ralph off the microphone but he wasn't able to communicate with Scott the Engineer. Scott came in and told Howard he was supposed to leave one of the microphone's open so he did. Everyone agreed that they weren't going to let Ralph on microphone any more. Gary had a story about Ralph demanding a room as close to Howard's as possible at the hotel. Gary said he heard from the Trump Taj Mahal people that Ralph had the E! guys contact them to request the room. Gary said he had no idea what to do when he heard from them. Howard doesn't know why Ralph would need a room near him either. Gary said he probably just wanted one of those big rooms.
Everyone talked about the E! coverage of the fight too. People thought that Gary was taking Cabbie's side in the fight since he was making comments about John looking like he was about to pass out and stuff like that.
John's trainer Derek Panza called in so Howard told him he was impressed that he could get John to do what he did. He stuck to the plan and did what he was taught. Robin was amazed that he got John to listen and follow instructions. Howard said he knew John had ''retard strength'' and he never lets himself lose at any sport.
Howard went on to tell more stories from that day. He and John went out and sat on a sun deck at the Taj Mahal and got sun burned. Howard said John ordered 5 beers while they were there because he hadn't had any in 3 weeks or so. Within 5 minutes they were all gone. The rest of the crew thought that John was really good while he wasn't drinking and hoped that he was going to stop for a while. John doesn't see any need to do that though. He enjoys drinking too much.
Howard and Derek spent a little more time talking about the fight and how amazing John was. John said that his wife was so turned on by him winning that she asked him to wear the belt he won when they had sex that night.
Howard said John went and took a Xanax pill after the fight because he was having a panic attack. Howard said he talked to John about that and how these panic attacks probably come on after a very emotional event and taking a pill to get over it just isn't a good thing. He said while he was talking to John about that he started to tear up.
Howard had to take another break so he let Derek give a plug for his business. You can check out his web site PanzaKickBoxing.com for more info.
After another break Howard talked about Stuttering John's comedy show a little bit. Howard said it was like an all Stuttering John day. He said John was really good as well as most of the other comedians. Howard said Melrose was the funniest because he wasn't funny and the audience hates it. People booed him and threw stuff at him so he had to get off stage. Benjy also tried to do something on stage at the comedy show but he bombed too. Benjy went out and tried to get laid by saying that some 11 year old kid with leukemia had a final wish for him to get laid.
Gary told a story about Benjy almost getting in a fight at this bar he was at Friday night. (I was there) Benjy almost got in a fight but didn't actually want to fight the guy himself. He ended up telling this guy that (Mike) Gange was going to kick his ass for him. Gange said he doesn't know why Benjy brought him into the whole thing. Benjy said he just didn't want to get his ass beat.
Howard spent some more time talking about Benjy's bombing on stage. Benjy wanted Howard to play the clip of that performance but it wasn't recorded very well. He started to play it but it sounded so bad he gave up on it.
Stuttering John said he was announcing his retirement from boxing this morning. KC came in and told John he didn't think he was going to win and didn't give him any respect before the fight. He said he respects him now. Howard said Adam Carolla didn't think John was going to win either and he was impressed with what he did too. Howard had dinner with Adam last night and said they discussed it then.
Howard said a couple of weeks ago he and Dominic called off their $10,000 bet off the air. Howard said Dominic was so humiliated that he didn't want to do it on the air. Howard said he let him off the hook. Howard said Dominic is a blow-hard and he's insane. He said it's like dealing with a retard. Dominic is still going to pay Robin and Artie for their bets though.
Crazy Cabbie called in and said that he's still disputing the decision on the fight. He kept saying that John won but the decision wasn't right. He said that John kept holding his head during the fight and the ref wasn't doing anything but warning him. He thought that he should have taken a point away from him. Howard seemed to think that Cabbie was nuts because he was pushing John's head and doing all kinds of dirty stuff during the fight as well. Cabbie said that he was just trying to get John to stop holding him. Howard said the E! guys had tape playing during the phone call but Cabbie didn't want to hear about it without being in the studio. Howard told him to get down there so he could see it in person.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in to talk about the fight but Howard ended up talking to him about something he wrote about being back stage. Chaunce has claimed that Howard rubs his back when he sees him. Chaunce wrote that Howard rubbed his back when he saw him there at the fight but Howard thinks he's crazy. Howard said he saw this guy he recognized, but didn't know where from, and he was hitting on some blonde. Howard figured he'd help him out as he walked past him to go to the bathroom so he patted him on the back. Chaunce took that as being a back rub though. Howard and Chaunce argued about it for a few minutes until Chaunce said something about Howard not looking any better than he does. That led to them challenging each other to a beauty contest. Howard couldn't believe that Chaunce would even agree to that because he's fat, he has bad tattoos and bad hair plugs. Chaunce said he's willing to do it and seems to think that he can win. Howard told Gary to set it up for tomorrow's show. They're going to get a few women in the fashion industry to judge the two of them while they wear bathing suits.
Howard moved on and talked about sitting out at the pool with his girlfriend and Stuttering John. John was apparently checking out Beth so much that his wife had to tell him to stop looking at Beth and to look at her instead. Howard said it was okay for John to check out Beth but his wife didn't think it was very nice.
Michael Buffer checked in after Howard took another break. He said his wife wanted to apologize to John for picking Cabbie to win. He was only on for a short time.
Howard gave up on the questions and had her strip down and lay on the floor. He said she really didn't look all that bad. Howard told her she had to do it for a full 2 minutes and she tried getting out of it again. He told her she had to do it or she wouldn't get the tickets though. She lasted about 10 seconds before she completely freaked out. She was covering her face and moving around so much that Howard had them start the clock over 3 times. She finally laid there and took the nasty, long, juicy farts in her face but she cursed a couple of times. Howard penalized her for doing that and extended her time by 30 seconds each time. All in all it was about 5 minutes worth of farting that she took right in her face. She was screaming and telling Howard she was going to throw up because she was so disgusted with the whole thing. KC and Artie were laughing hysterically through the whole ordeal.
Howard finally ended the farting and joked that they didn't have tickets for her. Artie told her that she was the lucky winner of 2 tickets to the Stuttering John comedy show instead of the fight. Kristen said that it wasn't worth it to do this. She said she was embarrassed and degraded.
Howard also got to meet Dan the Farter's fiancee Danielle. Howard said she was really cute also. He spoke to her for a short time and learned that Dan is not allowed to fart around her. She said he's not allowed to fart on her or in bed. Dan said she does laugh at his farts as long as they're not near her. Howard wrapped up everything and invited Dan and his fiancee down to Atlantic City tomorrow so he can fart in the ring to kill some time.
The segment is supposed to air this Wednesday on E!.
Howard spent a short time talking about his flight out to the fight on Donald Trump's helicopter. He said it only took about 40 minutes to get from New York City to Atlantic City. They landed at the Trump Marina casino and drove over to the Trump Taj Mahal in just a short time. He said he was in the Napoleon room while he stayed there and it was an amazing room.
Stuttering John said Howard must be having sex all the time now because he showed up at his room on Saturday morning when they were getting ready to leave and Howard had just had sex. Howard said he answered the door in his boxer shorts which had stains on them from him just having sex. John figured that Howard must feel like he's under a lot of pressure to perform with Beth. Gary pointed out that John should feel the same way with his hot wife. Howard told John that he's just been married too long.
Al Paranello from the Atlantic City affiliate station WJSE called in and told Howard a story about what a prick Dominic Barbara was at the comedy show. He ended up yelling at the chairman of the Trump organization and threw a hundred dollar bill at him telling him to get lost when the guy told him that the seat he was sitting in was already taken.
Gary told a story about his buddy Ross getting kicked out of the casino because he was cursing too much. He ended up getting chased around the casino by security when he yelled out something about ''F*** Donald Trump!'' and some other stuff.
Howard got away from the fight discussion and talked about some other stuff. He wanted to talk about a bunch of news stories and other things that they hadn't gotten to yet. He ended up talking about going to see ''Thoroughly Modern Millie'' with his youngest and oldest daughter on Saturday night. He said the performers were really good and he had a good time but it's not really his type of thing.
Howard took another break, came back and talked about a story he'd read about Paul McCartney and his girlfriend getting into a fight. He apparently took her ring and tossed it out a hotel window. They made up later and gave a $1500 reward for it's return. Crazy Cabbie showed up a short time later.
Cabbie said his guys told him he won the fight but the judges might not give it to him. Howard told Cabbie that if it looked like he'd won, he would have told him that. Cabbie said that he wouldn't have said that because John is his guy and he's not part of Howard's crew.
Cabbie said he wants a rematch but John's not going to do that again. Cabbie said he could have gone another five rounds too. Howard and John just laughed when they heard that. Cabbie also said that at one point John said to him that he was tired while they were fighting. Cabbie said he thought John was just trying to get into his head though. Cabbie said he told John he was tired too even though he still had some power left.
Howard told John he was still pretty amazing because he was much shorter and lighter than Cabbie. He went right in and started fighting with Cabbie. Cabbie said his trainers expected John to skate around the ring and try to tire him out. He didn't do that though, he went right in there and started boxing.
John still didn't seem to believe that Cabbie did any training but he says he did. Cabbie even said that he was smoking cigarettes the whole time and actually smoked right before the fight.
Robin told Cabbie he should be really embarrassed that he lost the fight. He lost to someone smaller and lighter than him. Cabbie said he's not embarrassed by any of this stuff and he doesn't get embarrassed by anything.
Cabbie said he respects John for getting in the ring. He wasn't yelling at him about hating him today. John wasn't yelling at Cabbie either. Howard wrapped up the discussion and took another break before Robin got to her news segment.
Howard spent a short time talking about Winona Ryder who was supposed to have a hearing for her shoplifting charges yesterday. She apparently broke her elbow when she smacked a camera with it so she couldn't go to the hearing. Robin said that she was seen holding her left arm at one point but then showed up cradling her right arm. She showed up to the hearing but it was postponed so she could get her arm checked out.
Howard talked about some other news stories he's read lately. He also read some e-mail that they've gotten lately. He said they get a lot of e-mail about Andrea ''Miss Howard Stern.'' Howard said he heard that a lot of guys took advantage of her while she was in Atlantic City. He said he hopes they were all lying about it though.
They also got a lot of e-mail about the Cabbie vs. Stuttering John fight. A lot of people had stuff to say about Cabbie and how he should be kicked off the show forever for losing to John. There were also some who thought that Cabbie should have won because John was holding him too much.
Howard said Brian from E! went through the tape of the fight and counted all of the punches thrown and landed by each of the guys. He then gave percentages for each. Howard quickly went through all of that and came up with a final percentage for them. John landed a total of 62 percent of the punches he threw and Cabbie landed 55 percent so John was doing better.
Howard complained that no one stuck around with him after John's comedy show on Friday night. He wanted to go gamble but most of the guys ended up going to a bar to watch the fight. He didn't understand why they'd want to watch the fight on TV while they're in A.C. when they should be gambling. That led to Artie talking about how he was calling in bets to his bookie while he was down there.
Howard heard that John went down to Atlantic City with no cash on him. He ended up borrowing money from people while he was down there. Even after he got paid his $100,000 for the fight he was borrowing money. Everyone said that's just the way John is all the time. John is working every weekend doing comedy shows and stuff so he has money. He has excuses for why he doesn't have money but Howard said he's just a schnerer. John just bought a $50,000 truck and yet he's borrowing $10 from guys who work in garages in the city. John said all he had on him this morning was $2. Howard wondered how he can come to the city with only two bucks in his pocket. Artie went on to say that John is always asking him if he wants to have lunch and he doesn't usually pay. John said he does pay sometimes though. He also said that he's offered to pay for dinner when he goes out with Howard. Howard asked him if he's actually ever paid. He hasn't but he said that Howard won't let him.
Howard said he always makes sure he has some cash on him each week. He said he knows what he spends each week and gives himself a bit of a cushion on top of that.
Howard and the guys ended up talking about hot chicks they've actually followed around the streets just to check them out. They've all followed hot chicks just to see where they go. Artie said he's followed a hot chick into a museum. Howard said sometimes you think you see a hot chick coming down the street and it turns out to be a dude with long hair. They ended up talking about different women and how some hot chicks might have really ugly private parts. Howard said he loves his girlfriend's private parts. He said her area is actually pretty. Then they ended up talking about women who stink. Gary said the worst is when you do it doggie style and get a whiff of ass. They also talked about hairy chicks who never shave or have tons of extra hair on their bodies. Howard said he had one chick when he was younger who had hair on her boobs.
Howard played tape of KC interviewing some guy on the street who says people call him Muskrat... because he looks like one. He talked about some of his hobbies including f-ing women. The guy can barely speak for some reason so he's straining the whole time he talks. Howard said he's the next big thing for a reality show.
Howard replayed a prank call that Benjy did recently where he calls a guy and asks him to sign a piece of paper that says he believes that Mike Piazza is not, and has never been, a homosexual.
Howard said he got his hair cut yesterday and his hair stylist Toni told him that he's got more grey hair coming in. Howard said he's been lucky so far but may have to start coloring his hair. He said the hair on his chest is still black but the stubble on his face is starting to come in grey. He said he's been checking his pubes too but so far, he's only got one coming in grey. That led to Howard talking about the laugh lines on his face and how he'd like to get rid of them. He said he's thinking of getting some Botox injections but he's afraid he'll come in one day looking like a fish.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who said that Gary the Retard was fondling his wife at the fight last week. He said Gary had no idea what he was doing while he was there and didn't know where to go or anything like that.
Howard brought up a story about some woman who stole classic paintings and stored them at home. To hide the evidence her mother cut them up and shoved them in coffee cans and buried them. The paintings were worth millions of dollars and they just cut them up. They were eventually caught and sent to jail.
Gary interviewed some guy by the name of Jahim who rambled on and on about stuff that Howard couldn't understand. Gary asked him a couple of questions and one of them was ''Historically, why do the blacks hate the Jews?'' He laughed and said ''Because they're stingy.''
Gary also went to the MTV Movie Awards and interviewed Charlize Theron. Howard played that tape and it was only one question. He asked her ''Would you date Howard Stern since he's single?'' She said she hasn't met him so she doesn't know if she would or not. Howard said he's not single anyway, he's in love. He figured he'd turn her down instead.
Howard got off the Gary Garver stuff and talked about this woman Jillian Barberi who was at the fight last week. She has her own show out in L.A. and she recently interviewed John Stamos. She asked him about getting naked at Howard's apartment that time. Stamos recently lied and said it didn't happen. Howard got pissed at him and they haven't spoken since then. Jillian asked him about it and he said he thinks that it just got blown out of proportion and didn't want to talk about it on her show. Howard was listening to the tape and said that she just talks way too much. She went on to talk about having to get into a bikini top at the fight and how she didn't really want to do it. She didn't talk like that on his show that day but on her show she's just non-stop talking. Artie Lange said he thought she sounds like an auctioneer.
Howard spent a short time talking about this Dysfunctional Family Picnic concert that his station is holding this Saturday. He's going so he wanted to know if Robin was going. She said she'll be there but probably not for the whole day. They spent a short time talking about all of the bands that are appearing and stuff like that.
Howard took a few phone calls and some people said they don't see the big deal about eating dogs and cats. They said they're all animals and we eat animals here already. Zolar called in and said forget the animals, what about the Korean women's bush. He said he had a Korean woman one time who had ten foot long hair down there and she told him they don't shave over there.
Howard gave the women a plug for their web site KoreanAnimals.org. Howard asked if they ever mix cat and dog over there. Keenan said they don't do that. She also told him about how they boil some animals alive. Howard said it does turn his stomach to think about eating dog. He spoke to them for a little while longer and tried to get Keenan to say some stuff because her accent was kind of amusing. When she said ''animal'' it sounded like ''enema'' to Howard. She was a pretty good sport about it and let him goof around with her a bit. Howard took a few more phone calls from some wacky listeners. One guy called in as a Korean guy who was killing his black lab. He told Howard that ''eating black lab give you big boner.'' Howard wrapped it up and gave them a couple more plugs. Cathy also gave out the web site AAPN.org which has more pictures and stuff about the dog eating.
Howard talked about how Belzer lives in France and supports the French. He spoke to Belzer about that but Belzer had all kinds of arguments about how that's no a big deal so Howard said there's no arguing with him. Howard pointed out that the French have said things about Israel that have infuriated the Jews and it's condoned over there.
Belzer and Howard talked a little bit about September 11th and about the Korean dog thing.
Howard said that Belzer has his own segment called ''Ask General Belz'' on XM Satellite Radio. That's the real reason he came in this morning, to get a plug for that. He hung out and commented on some of the news stories that Robin was reporting on.
The guys were talking about how they can spot women who will be hot when they're young. Howard said he knew the Olsen Twins would be hot when they were little. He was also able to tell that Soleil Moon Frye was going to grow up hot even though no one believed him. Artie said he remembers saying that Alyssa Milano was going to turn out hot when he used to watch her on ''Who's The Boss.'' Gary was able to tell that the brother on ''Who's The Boss'' was going to grow up gay. Robin said she can't believe how Jerry Matthers of ''Leave it to Beaver'' turned out. He's a mess.
Gary, Stuttering John and Artie all ran into Jackie the Joke Man while they were out at the Friars Club yesterday. Gary said Jackie was introducing some guy to the guys and said that Artie was the guy who took his job. Gary said Jackie was being nice about it though. He wasn't being a prick. Howard reminded everyone that Artie didn't take Jackie's job. Jackie left the show, didn't return and Artie came in later to do the show.
Howard said tomorrow they'll be doing the beauty pageant between him and Chaunce Hayden. They came up with the challenge earlier in the week when Chaunce said he thinks he's just as good, if not better, looking than Howard.
Benjy says that Mike Gange still hasn't paid him for the bet they had on the Bally Total Fitness Challenge. Gange came in and said he was just trying to bust his balls for a little while and he'll pay him today. Gange also said that he was going to try to get out of the bet but Gary talked him into keeping it. Gary came in and said he didn't force Gange to keep the bet though. Howard told Gange to just be a man and pay his bet.
Benjy wants to wrestle Gange to double the bet. Benjy thinks that he has a good chance of beating him in a wrestling match. Unfortunately Gange says that he can't afford to pay a $2000 bet so that won't be happening.
Howard took some phone calls to kill some time. One guy pointed out what a hypocrite Howard is because he's always bitching about how people take their kids out of school for dopey stuff like meeting celebrities. Meanwhile Howard is saying that he'd take his daughter out of school to meet the Olsen twins. Howard admitted that he is a hypocrite when it comes to that but he still thinks it's wrong for people to do that.
King of all Blacks called in to complain about Bill O'Reilly and some other things. He also talked about his 14 year old daughter and wondered if she's having sex yet. He said that he looks at young girls himself once in a while too. A listener called in and told King that if she's 14 and black, she's already having sex.
Stuttering John was in telling Chaunce that he looks like a mongoloid and there's no way he's going to win this challenge. Howard admits that he's ugly so Chaunce said he admits that he's an ugly guy too but he's better looking than Howard. They were all arguing about who was uglier and it got pretty nasty. Chaunce said that Gary doesn't even look human and he's got no reason to talk about how he looks.
Chaunce said he will commit suicide if he doesn't beat Howard in this competition. Howard convinced him to bet on the challenge even though he can't afford it. Howard wanted him to put up $10,000 but Chaunce said he'd have to pay him in installments.
Jessica Hahn called in and compared Chaunce to herself in the old days when she'd do anything to notice her. She seems to think that Chaunce is trying to do the same thing with this challenge.
Howard made an offer to Chaunce... if he loses he's not allowed to call into the show and he's no longer allowed to ask celebrities about Howard Stern when he interviews them. Howard and Jessica both said that there's no way that would happen because it would kill him not to be able to ask celebrities about Howard.
Gary asked Robin what she thinks of Chaunce's looks. Robin said she'd give Chaunce a rating of 2 out of 10 while Howard is a 5 or 6 on her scale. We'll find out who wins the challenge on tomorrow's show.
Howard had a couple of The Onion parody news clips that he played too. He said he thinks they have some great people working on that paper. Check it out at TheOnion.com.
Howard spent a short time talking about Jillian Barberi again today. He played some tape of her talking about him on her TV show ''Good Day Live'' which just went national on Monday. She ended up talking about him again on her show after her talked about her talking about him. Howard then read an article about her show that gave it a really bad review.
The Jewish Rapper called in to tell Howard that he forgot that his anniversary was yesterday. Howard was married to Alison on June 4, 1978 so yesterday was his anniversary. Howard said he completely forgot about it which was probably a good thing. He ended up talking about how he really didn't know what he was getting into back then. He said he didn't really want to be part of the wedding back then, he just knew that he wanted to get married. He went on to warn the Jewish Rapper that if he gets married he should know what he's getting into. He said that people don't realize that if a marriage doesn't last there are consequences to pay. He said that everyone should sign a pre-nuptial agreement before they get married. He said even people who don't make much money when they get married should sign one. The guys all had stories to add to the discussion about guys who have gotten divorced and lost half of their stuff. Howard suggested that couples should keep separate bank accounts and only share on things like mortgages and raising the kids.
Howard says that he doesn't have a complaint about his divorce settlement. He said that his wife was very reasonable with her demands but other people aren't so lucky.
Howard said he warned all of the retards there, like Stuttering John and Gary, and they didn't listen to him. John says that Howard had him fooled because he seemed so happy in his marriage. Now Howard says he sees Artie with love in his eye and he's afraid it's going to happen to him. John said he's seen how in love Artie is and he's already willing to give her anything she wants. Howard said he could easily talk Artie out of marrying this girl. Artie said he didn't want him to do that though. Howard said he could even talk him out of dating her. Artie didn't want that. Howard did it anyway. He pointed out how this woman turned him down a few times at this bar they went to. Howard started to point all of this stuff out but Gary was giving Howard a look like he should stop before Artie lost it. Howard stopped and Robin told him he could have ''ruined'' Artie if he'd continued. Howard went on to tell Artie that his girlfriend still has to prove to HIM that she loves Artie. Howard said he'll know when the time is right for him to marry her. He told Artie to just enjoy dating her for now.
Howard said that when Gary gets divorced he's going to go to court with him and point out how much work he does. He said that Gary not only makes all of the money but also baby sits for his kids and gets his balls busted at work all the time.
One of Artie's best friends called in and said that Artie is really happy with this woman and he's glad to see him like that. Howard said that it's probably true but he shouldn't rush to get married.
After taking a break Howard came back and said that on tonight's E! show they'll have Kristen getting farted on by Dan the Farter. She ended up winning tickets to the big fight last week.
Howard went through a few news stories he wanted to talk about. He brought up this Woody Allen story where he's suing a movie producer but wants to remain friends with her for some reason. Howard talked about how bad Woody's movies have been lately and how he can't believe that this producer would put up the money for the movies. He said just the fact that she could sit through the movies is amazing.
Howard talked about how Evel Knievel wants to do one last jump to promote the opening of a restaurant he's got in Las Vegas. Howard said the guy is 63 years old and every bone has already been broken in his body. Evel hasn't decided what he's going to jump yet so Howard said he thinks that he's going to try to jump Star Jones. Howard said her ass crack is like the Bermuda Triangle.
Howard took some more phone calls. One woman called in and told Artie not to get married. She said that marriage is huge and there's no need to do it.
Yucko the Clown (YuckoTheClown.com) called in to thank Howard for being at the fight last week. He was pretty mellow this morning for some reason. He honked his horn a few times but didn't really go off on his racial stuff like he usually does.
A couple of other listeners called in and told Artie not to get married. Artie never said he was going to get married so he just yells out ''Who's getting married!?'' One woman said that she doesn't know why people are telling him not to get married because it's going to give him a bad impression. Howard said that he never told Artie not to get married, he just wants him to be aware that marriage is a business agreement and he should know what he's getting into. Another woman called in and said that if any woman deserves money in a marriage it was Alison, Howard's ex-wife. Alison got lucky because she didn't know Howard was going to be as big as he is now. Howard said he wanted to get off the subject to he wrapped it up with attorney Dominic Barbara. Dominic said that they do all pre-nuptials on video tape so they can't dispute anything. He went on to say that you really can't micro-manage a marriage. You can't set taking care of kids and stuff like that in a pre-nuptial. That has to be settled after it happens.
A woman called in to tell Howard that he's going to win the beauty pageant against Chaunce Hayden tomorrow. He said that he knows he's not a good looking guy and if someone like KC or even Fred wanted to compete against him in a beauty pageant, he'd give the win to them. Chaunce is another story though because Howard thinks he's such an ugly looking guy. They keep bringing up the ''mongoloid'' look that he has. Howard ended up giving the woman who called in a $1000 prize courtesy of ''Stargate SG1'' on the Sci-Fi network. She was very appreciative and told Howard how much she loves him.
Howard said Benjy does the calls from home and the recordings don't come out that well so he suggested that he do them at the station. Benjy said he feels like he's under pressure when he works with Scott the Engineer. Some of the other guys feel the same way and said that they can feel when Scott is getting pissed that he has to do more work than usual.
Nick just recently bought his first condo and had to have Stuttering John sign something about how much he pays him for these shows. Howard thought that was pretty funny. Nick joked that he had High Pitch Erik as a co-signer.
Howard said that Nick will be appearing at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight and June 12th. Nick added that he'll also be there every Wednesday in July. You can find out more about Nick's appearances at NickDiPaolo.net.
Stuttering John bragged that he gets to pay these guys more money than they usually make doing comedy because he draws such a huge crowd. There were 2000 people at the show at the Taj Mahal while Nick is used to working in front of 33 people. Nick said he once offered John $300 to appear at one of his shows and John just laughed and turned down the offer.
Howard took a break and Nick hung around to comment on the news stories that Robin was reporting on today.
A short time after that a listener called in and told Howard about KC's America Online profile. In the profile KC spells the word judging ''judgeing'' and the word underwear ''underwhere.'' Howard asked KC to spell the words there and he still couldn't get them right. He spelled judging the same and underwear became ''underware.'' KC said ''I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not a good speller.'' Howard laughed and goofed on him for a little while longer about him being so dopey. Howard said that KC is just a ''himbo'' and his good looks fooled him into hiring him.
Chaunce called in all pissed off continuing to insist that he knows he's ugly but Howard is uglier. Howard said he's doing this to shut him up. Chaunce is still saying that Howard rubs his shoulders when he sees him now but Howard doesn't know what that's all about. Chaunce seems to think that Howard is consumed with him but Howard said that it's the other way around.
Howard said that he doesn't know how Chaunce gets to every event he's at but he wants it to stop. He said that Chaunce was at Stuttering John's wife's play and he got back stage at the fight last week even though he didn't have a pass. Howard complained about the security at the fight and how bad that was. Gary also told Howard that he was able to get into his hotel room without a problem. He said he was able to just jiggle his key around and got right into Howard's room.
Stuttering John changed subjects when he brought up how so many people had information on the 9/11 attacks before they happened. Everyone ended up discussing how we should be stopping people from coming into this country on student visas. They talked about how Ronald Regan did that during his Presidency.
Howard took a break and came back playing tape of Jim Florentine making a phony phone call as a retarded guy. He kept asking the same question over and over again. He asked this guy ''Do you know any slow or special people?'' over and over again. He kept saying that he had one more question and asked the same thing and the guy would answer the same ''No'' each time. Jim would then say ''No? Not one?'' and the guy would just say ''Not one.'' Jim was able to ask the same question 20 times before the guy bailed out on him. The call was from the new ''Crank Yankers'' show that airs on Comedy Central Sunday nights at 10:30pm. Jim was on the phone and talked about the call a little bit. Even Jim couldn't believe that he was able to ask the question so many times. He said they had to call someone from down south because if they called anyone in the New York area they'd hang up after the first call.
Howard said that Jim was down in Atlantic City with his girlfriend Jade and another hot chick. Howard asked him if he banged the other chick too. Jim said it didn't happen that time but it has happened other times. Howard said this girl was hot (she was, I hung around with them) and told a story about seeing them at the pool down there. Stuttering John asked how old she was because she got carded at The Casbah night club and wasn't able to get in. Jim said she really is 21 but she didn't have her passport ID with her. She's from Israel. Jim said the girls have been friends for 6 months or so and it took a little while for Jade to get her into the mix. Jim said he lets Jade seduce the women and it takes a while for them to warm up to him. Howard said he can understand that.
Artie said that he's seen Jade go out and pick up chicks while Jim sits around just talking to him. Howard said he's be intimidated if his girlfriend had a lesbian thing going on. Jim said that if a woman is going to leave you she could leave with either another guy or a woman so it's not intimidating to him. Stuttering John said his wife would never pick up another woman for him. He said she's flirted with strippers at Scores but that's about it.
John said Jim's girlfriend is really hot but she farts on him which turns him off big time. He said he just can't sleep with a girl after she does something like that. Howard also talked about how Jade grabs guy's crotches to greet them. Artie said that sometimes guys do stuff like that and it's really freaky. KC came in and said that he's done stuff like elbowing guys crotches while they're standing behind him. KC said that comedian the Reverend Bob Levy is one of those guys who grabs guy's crotches.
Since KC was in Howard replayed the ''Mig-non'' tape that they goofed on KC about yesterday. KC was supposed to say ''filet mignon'' in a commercial he was reading but ended up saying ''filet mig-non.'' Howard goofed on him for a few minutes. His spelling is horrendous so he had him spell the word follow... He spelled it ''FALLOW.'' KC said he uses spell check but it doesn't always catch his misspelled words. Howard told him that fallow is a word, that's why it doesn't catch that.
Gary wanted to have KC take an IQ test they have there at the station to see just how dopey he is. Howard said his IQ won't be over 90. Howard said that 80-89 is slow, below 80 is retarded. Howard said he's probably a ''functional retard'' if he gets between 80-89.
Gary gave KC a sample question which went something like this. ''Which one of the next four words does not belong:''
Howard took a few phone calls from Lexington, Kentucky from some very happy fans who were listening down there.
Three women came in to judge the contest. Howard introduced the judges after telling them how they fell into this contest. The first judge was Elaine Hearns from Next Models agency (NextModelsUSA.com). The second judge was Michelle Zipp from Playgirl magazine. She gets to pick the models that appear in the magazine. The final judge was a woman Gary found on the street who had no idea who Howard was. She was Sally who was visiting from the Philippines. Howard said they gave her a $1000 prize for coming in. She has only been in the country for a year.
Howard had Chaunce walk in so the judges could see him. He had Chaunce work his magic talking to the judges. Chaunce said it looked like Howard was wearing makeup but he swore on his kids lives that he wasn't. Chaunce was wearing sandals which Howard pointed out to them. Howard also stood up so the judges could see him. He then headed into the bathroom to change into his bathing suit. Chaunce changed into his underwear since he didn't have a bathing suit to wear. Chaunce was behind a curtain doing push-ups trying to pump up his body for some reason. Howard said he wasn't doing anything like that.
Howard came out in his bathing suit and refused to put down his opponent during the judging. Chaunce also came out and showed his tatoos and told the judges that it shouldn't have any effect on the judging. Howard said Chaunce was doused in cologne and wanted the women to get a whiff.
After a short time Howard ended the competition and had Elaine Hearns give her opinion. She picked Howard's body over Chaunce's. She said he has a beautiful, nice body. The face was next and she picked Howard once again. Personality was the same thing. Howard got her vote all the way. Next up was Michelle Zipp from Playgirl. She said she was going with Howard on body, face and personality. She said Howard's face was more ''captivating.'' Chaunce said he thinks that they're caught up in his celebrity.
Sally also picked Howard and that's the one that Chaunce said counted the most. Sally said she doesn't like the ''chubby one'' (Chaunce). Chaunce said that there's no way he could have won in ''Howard's House.'' Chaunce was pointing out all of Howard's bad points but they didn't matter in the long run. All of his faults and he still beat Chaunce. Howard told Chaunce that he's fat, bald and has bad tatoos.
Gary asked one of the judges to give Howard and Chaunce a rating on a scale of 1 to 10. Michelle gave Chaunce a 5 and Howard an 8. Sally gave Chaunce a 3 and Howard an 8. Elaine gave Howard a 9 and Chaunce a 6. Chaunce was yelling that the competition was fixed.
Howard took some phone calls and people were saying that Chaunce is just a sore loser.
Chaunce continued to pick apart Howard's bad parts. Howard didn't care though because he still won. Howard wrapped up the segment after taking a couple of phone calls. One guy, pretending to be Mike Piazza, said that Howard is so ugly that it scared him straight.
Chaunce wanted Sally to say who looked older between the two of them. Sally said that Howard looked 45 or so. She said Chaunce looks about the same age. Chaunce freaked out and wouldn't say how old he actually is. When Chaunce heard that they paid Sally to come up to the studio he freaked out and said that's what made it a fix. Howard admitted that they gave her the money before he came in. Sally also picked Artie as a better looking guy than Chaunce. He continued to complain that because they paid her it made it a fix. When Scott the Engineer came in they asked Sally to pick either him or Chaunce. She finally picked Chaunce over Scott.
KC came in and said that Chaunce was born in 1959 so he was ''32'' years old... Mignon strikes again. He corrected himself after everyone goofed on him for getting the math wrong. Howard wrapped up the segment after telling Chaunce that he looks older than he is. They finally got him out of the studio but he still wouldn't admit that he's uglier than Howard. Howard thanked all of the women and took a break.
Howard said Chris was all dressed up for his promotional tour this morning. When he came in he shook hands with Fred and said he's a big Fred fan. Robin told him that Fred's wife is having a baby so he can relate to that since his wife is having a baby also. Chris said he hasn't had sex in months because of that. Howard asked Chris why he's having a kid. Howard said that Chris isn't happily married so he doesn't know why he's having a kid. Howard said he thought their announcement would be a divorce before a baby. Howard said he was under the impression that he wasn't that happy being married. Chris said that it's all part of his comedy act. Artie pointed out that Chris does a bit about how guys are only as faithful as their options... and to him it looks like Chris has a lot of options.
Chris says that he's going to name his daughter Holiday Rock. They all goofed around with that for a short time.
Howard and Chris discussed money a little bit. Chris said he doesn't make ''Howard money'' but he makes pretty good money. Howard found that hard to believe but Chris reminded him that he's black.
Howard brought up a story in the news about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock calling off their wedding. Howard predicted that they were going to break up after Pam announced that she has Hepatitis C. He was right and pointed that out while reading the story.
Howard said that Chris has done something to improve his look recently. He said that he must have done something with his teeth. Chris said he did get his teeth fixed but that's it. He hasn't had any other surgery.
Howard spoke to Chris about this new movie ''Bad Company.'' Chris said he's the one who gets paid to be funny in the movie. Anthony Hopkins gets a couple of laughs but he's no supposed to be the funny one. Joel Schumacher directed the movie so Howard asked him what it was like to work with the guy who ruined the ''Batman'' movie. Chris thought it was ruined before Joel directed though. He said there are no musical numbers in the movie and Schumacher didn't have him get in his underwear at all.
Chris has moved out to the suburbs so Howard asked him if he thinks that will ruin his career. He doesn't think that will effect it at all.
Chris couldn't seem to believe that Jackie the Joke Man wasn't returning to the show so Howard explained to him what happened there and said he's never coming back.
Nicolas Cage just dropped in on the show for some reason this morning. Everyone was amazed to see him walk in. Robin said she thought he had a problem with them and that's why he's never done the show. Nic said that he's a big fan of the show but he's never done the show for some reason. Nicolas said he didn't want to take up Chris' time but he ended up sticking around anyway. Howard said he thought that when Nic walked in it was actually his brother Mark Coppola who used to work at his station. Nic said Howard has said some things about Mark in the past... but Howard said that he loved Mark so it was all in fun.
Howard spent a few more minutes talking to Chris about what he's got coming up. Chris said he's going to be doing a movie with Bernie Mac soon.
Nicolas has a movie coming out also so Howard talked about that for a short time. Howard wanted to know why Nic hasn't put him in any of his movies. Nic said that they have talked about how good Howard is as an actor but didn't say why they haven't put him in anything. Nic asked Howard if he'd work with him in the future. Howard said he would do that but he has to have script control and his name has to appear above everyone else's.
Robin and Howard brought up how Nic is dating Lisa Marie Presley. He said the relationship is good but he's not going to talk about his sex life on the show. Howard asked him if it bothers him that Lisa Marie dated Michael Jackson a few years back. Nic said he's heard that Michael is a nice man and he didn't want to bad mouth him.
Chris had to get going so he could go do Regis Philbin's show. Howard said goodbye to Chris and got back to Nic.
Howard asked Nic about the ''Superman'' movie that he was supposed to work with Tim Burton on. Howard thought that Nic as Superman was a great idea. Nic said he wasn't sure what happened there but the movie was shelved. He said he would have loved to have worked with Tim on that one. Nic said he turned down the role of the Green Goblin in the ''Spider-Man'' movie. He said he's no upset about turning it down but he did like the movie.
Howard also spoke to Nic about the rumors that he had a big Elvis collection and he was moving in on his daughter Lisa Marie. Nic said he doesn't have a big Elvis collection. He thinks that Elvis was a great singer but he's not obsessed with him.
Howard had all kinds of info flowing in to his computer about Nic. Nic knew it and wasn't surprised when Howard said he had a list of women that he's dated. Howard said Nic dated Penelope Cruz but he didn't want to talk too much about it for personal reasons.
Howard said there were a lot of phone calls coming in for Nic but some of the topics they wanted to talk to him about weren't true. Stuttering John came in and asked Nic what Sarah Jessica Parker was like in bed. Nic didn't know what to say other than the fact that she's a happily married woman now. Howard went through a couple of the other women he's been with and said that he should hold out for the Olsen twins.
Nic had to get going so Howard let him plug it. Nic's movie ''Wind Talker'' opens next Friday in theaters. Howard spent a short time talking to Nic before ending the interview so Nic could get going.
Gary said that he's going to give KC the longer IQ test he has to see if his intelligence stands up to that test. KC said he thinks that Howard owes him an apology for thinking that he's dumber than he is. Howard said he'll wait until tomorrow to see how the second test results come out.
Gary had the ''FHM 100 Hottest Chick'' list so the guys spent some time talking about that. Howard's girlfriend is on the list and beats out some women like Reese Witherspoon, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Cox, Rose Mcgowan, Penelope Cruz, Gwineth Paltrow and a bunch of others. Number one on the list is Anna Kournikova. The list is kind of wacky because the wrestler formerly known as Cyna beat out Kelly Ripa and Shannon Elizabeth. Artie said he was looking at a picture of Chyna recently and felt like he was looking at a dude.
The guys ended up talking about the time Howard hung out with Carmen Electra out in Malibu. Robin thinks that Howard slept with or at least made out with Carmen but Howard denied it all. He said Carmen wouldn't even look at him when they were out there. Stuttering John wanted Howard to name the girls that he's gotten since he got divorced. He and Gary put together a list of women they thought Howard had. They asked Howard a bunch of questions about banging chicks. He admits that he's had a black woman and supermodels but he wasn't naming names... and he may never tell anyone. Howard said that he had 2 chicks at once one time but only one of them did stuff to him. He wouldn't get into details about any of the stuff. He joked that he had the Rappin' Granny one time. Howard said he really has messed around with an older woman though. He said she wasn't famous. He said he did get anal from some chicks. He said he even stopped at 3rd base a couple of times before going all the way just because he knew that they weren't right for him.
Howard's buddy Ralph called in with his own list of women that Howard hung out with. He said he doesn't know if he slept with any of them but he did hang out with them. He said Angie Everhart, Carmen Electra, Gina Gershon, Robin Givens and Pamela Anderson were the top 5. Howard said Ralph actually knows everything but he can't talk about any of it.
Howard went on to talk about going to L.A. for this wedding and how he doesn't mind going there. He said he does't mind going there and going out to dinner and stuff. He doesn't want to fly though. He said he may have to fly out there next week and he really doesn't want to take a commercial flight. Artie and Stuttering John are flying out there today to do a comedy show. John is bringing some Xanax with him just in case they need to calm themselves down on the flight. Howard said he takes Ambien when he flies so he can fall asleep. He said he was once woken up by a flight attendant after taking the pills and couldn't believe that she did that. He said even after taking more pills he wasn't able to fall asleep again. John told Howard that Xanax is great because it will knock you right out and you can fall asleep again, no problem.
All of the guys shared stories of flying too. Artie had one about John falling asleep while his hair dipped into his peanuts and drink. Howard told one about Gary falling asleep on a flight home and leaving Howard hanging while he slept. Howard said when he woke up Gary smacked his lips louder than you can imagine. Howard said he needed someone to talk to and Gary just fell asleep. Gary said he remembers falling asleep even before the flight took off. Howard said he tried to wake Gary up during the flight but nothing worked. Gary is ready to fly today with John and Artie. He said he was just about in pajamas today so he can sleep on the flight out.
Howard said that Gary is thrilled to fly because he gets to leave his sons ''Jackson and whatever the other one's name is... Luka...'' It's actually Lucas but Howard didn't seem to care.
Stuttering John brought up Howard's girlfriend and said he ordered something from her yesterday. Howard didn't want him to talk about it but John said that he got to see her in about 10 different bathing suits. Howard said that she's going to be in a swimsuit calendar and John is going to be giving a bunch of them away.
Gary and John were talking about some of the stuff they're doing out in L.A. John is holding one of his comedy shows at the House of Blues on Saturday night. Gary is making a couple of other appearances too. Howard heard that KC is banned from doing any of his child molestation material in the comedy show. It's actually in the contract that John has that KC can't do that stuff there.
Howard brought up the conversation they had earlier about Beth's calendar. He said that she's doing this calendar for a company that's selling them at BethO.com. Howard said John wasn't actually with Beth like he said earlier, he was just ordering the callendars from the web site. John said that the first 500 are autographed and John managed to order number 475 so he's getting one autographed. He thought that was pretty funny. Howard said they didn't even announce the web site yet and they'd already sold almost 500 of them by the time John found it. Somehow the conversation turned to Ronnie the Limo driver and the NASCAR stuff he collects. The guys ended up goofing on him for a few minutes about that and how he's a ''Jew-Gene'' (A Jew who tries to come off like an Italian). Artie said he really thought Ronnie was part Italian. He said the way they spoke to each other made him think that he was Italian. Howard said that Ronnie really is Italian because he doesn't act like a Jew in any way. Stuttering John was goofing on Ronnie's ''NASCAR outfit'' that he wears sometimes. He said he wears a shirt with all of the sponsor stickers all over it. Ronnie defended himself saying that it's just a sweatshirt.
Howard got back to Ronnie being a ''Jew-Gene'' and how he really is Italian in the way he acts. He acts tough and talks in a way that makes him seem Italian. Gary said sometimes he gets asked what Ronnie is and when he tells people that he's Jewish it surprises the hell out of everyone. Howard said Ronnie even puts up Christmas decorations that blow away most Catholic homes.
KC said that Gary had to have screwed up somewhere and there's no way he could have graded it correctly.
Gary tested KC with one of the questions he screwed up. Gary gave three words that are supposed to have the same word follow them. He gave Arm, Look and Side. KC answered ''Arm'' for some reason. Then there was Turn, Head and Wait.. To which KC answered ''Belt.'' Another one was Snow, Basket and Pin. KC said ''Needle.''
Gary told Howard about some of the other stuff that KC didn't get right on the test. There were a bunch of things where he had to figure out what was missing from pictures and he had to pick out what was missing. He wasn't able to see a net missing from a ping pong game.
Gary said KC was really bad at the logic questions. Gary gave an example that needed KC to think. He read the question and said that he could see the smoke coming out of KC's head.
Gary gave some word comprehension examples too. He had to pick the word that didn't belong. He said that KC circled ashes when given these words: Smoke, Fireplace, Ashes and Fire. Gary also said that he picked rapid out of Fast, Slow, Rapid and Speed. There were a couple of other things that he screwed up that Gary pointed out. KC was able to answer them correctly when he was standing there but got them wrong when he took the test.
Howard said that Katia is really cute and has a great ass. He was checking out her pictures out in Mystique Magazine. He also noticed that her pants were unbuttoned this morning. She claims that she bought them but didn't realize that they were missing a button. Howard read that Katia is 5'3'' tall and weighs only 103 pounds. She said that's not quite true... She actually weighs about 107. She'll be appearing at Midtown Comics, 200 W. 40th Street in New York City today from 12:30 to 2:00pm.
KC wanted Katia to get into a bikini but she said she wasn't going to do that. She told KC that she thought he was really cute but Howard told her that he's the retarded guy who just took the IQ test. Katia claims to have a 136 IQ.
Howard read through some of her bio and talked to her about the guys she's dated before asking her to get into a bikini again. She said she's trying to get past that part of her career because she's an actress. She told Howard she's done a couple of movies that haven't come out yet. Gary came in with some iWon.com money for her to get into a bikini. She finally agreed to do it as long as the guys all got down to their underwear. Howard didn't care and agreed to it right away. She wasn't going to wear a thong so Gary said he wasn't going to do it. He then offered her $2000 and she said she'd do it.
Howard sent Katia off to change while the guys all took off their pants and got down to their underwear. Everyone noticed that Gary's package looked big for some reason. They thought he might be excited but he said he wasn't. They also noticed that he still had the GoldenPalace.com tattoo on his back. He said it wouldn't come off.
Katia came out and said that he wasn't wearing underwear. Katia looked great to Howard. He asked her what she was worried about because she looked really good. He had her spin around a couple of times so they could all check out her ass. Artie said she has a perfect ass. She thought they were lying to her.
The guys wanted to know if she's ever had another woman. Katia said she hasn't but she has fantasized about it. She said she's had women come on to her but she usually turns them down. She said she's fantasized about going down on another woman. She said she had her first sexual experience when she was 9 years old with another girl. They played house and kissed and humped each other until Katia orgasmed.
The E! guys had a shot of Katia's ass that they put up on screen. While they were looking at that they noticed that Gary was semi-aroused. Gary swore that he wasn't though and ran into Robin's booth to prove it.
Stuttering John asked Katia what her favorite sexual position was. She said she likes them all. Howard got back to the lesbian stuff and asked her if she's had any other experiences. She said she's had lap dances but that's about it. Howard kept digging and found out that she has touched her friends breasts and stuff like that.
Katia said that Stuttering John had really nice nipples. She said that she always tries to concentrate on at least one nice thing about guys she meets... and that was his best feature. Howard said he and the other guys were going to impregnate Katia during the commercial break.
Howard took a break and came back to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game. Howard spoke to Mike for a short time before the game. Mike told Howard about a story that will be showing up about Woody Harrelson flipping out and kicking out the divider in a taxi recently. After that he got to the game so here's how it goes... Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
Howard took a few phone calls for Katia before wrapping up the interview. Shuli called in and asked Howard a bunch of questions about Tom Chiusano and how much he annoys him. Howard went off on him a little bit and ended up talking about Yassir Arafat. Howard also spent a short time talking about India and Pakistan being on the verge of a nuclear war. He suggested that we go over there and just take the weapons away from them like you'd do to a child playing with a pair of scissors. Howard also spent a short time talking about Winona Ryder. He said he now knows why she lost it and started stealing stuff. He saw a picture of her and she's got a double chin and fat arms. He said she hit the wall and went nuts, simple as that. Howard went on to talk about a couple of other news stories and wrapped up the segment so he could move on to the ''Weakest Dink'' game. Check out MystiqueMagazine.com to see Katia.
Howard introduced each of the Vivid Video porn stars which included Jenna Jameson, Dasha, Taylor Hayes, Savanna Samson and Kira Keynor.
Howard asked the girls if they all get along. Jenna said that they don't because their personalities clash. Gary said that Kira is one who seems very unhappy. Jenna said that she really is unhappy. Howard said he did some research on her and found out her father was very ''Military'' and a hard ass around the house. She spent a few minutes talking about that and how her parents don't even know she's in porno. She said they don't watch regular TV and will probably never find out about it.
Jenna said that she likes Kira but she can be really nice or really nasty at different times. Howard tried to find out what kind of back stabbing Jenna may have done to piss Kira off. She said some people told her about how Jenna bought her web site domain name. It turns out Kira's former boyfriend used to work for Jenna and he bought the web site name and sold it to Jenna's boyfriend or something like that. Jenna had nothing to do with it but she's taking the blame for some reason. It wasn't even the dot com, it was the dot net. Whatever... Kira said part of the issue was with Jenna and some of it was with Vivid who set up the site. Gary came in and told Howard some more about Kira. She apparently dated this guy who they were calling ''Hillbilly'' who was allegedly abusive to her because she once dated Sinbad the black comedian. Hillbilly apparently tried to push her out of a moving car after hearing that. She didn't break up with him after that either. She said it was all mind control. Gary told Howard there was even more to her story. Howard cut off the stories and got back to the introductions and the game.
Howard spoke to Savanna Samson who was wearing a mini skirt and a tank top. She has only done 2 pornos with Vivid so far. Gary also told Howard that her parents don't know that she's in porn. Her sister has apparently disowned her because she's doing porn now. Dasha said her mother just found out that she's doing porn. Gary had a couple of quick stories about her that he went through.
Howard moved on to Taylor Hayes. Gary gave Howard a couple of quick facts about her too. He said she loves anal and she's mad at the band Creed because they were rude to her at a club she appeared at. Jenna said she really likes Taylor too.
Gary had info on Kira who slept with Norm Macdonald. She said she didn't want to kiss and tell but she did give them a few details. She said that Norm liked to spank her.
Howard asked each of the girls a bunch of questions and said they'd go around 3 times and kick out the ''Weakest Dink'' each time around. He quickly went through easy questions like:
Howard came back from a break and Gary told him that Taylor was really upset that they brought up some of the things they brought up. She actually left crying. She got upset that Artie kept bringing up the anal thing and apparently she's tried to reinvent herself since the last time she was on the show 4 years ago. Howard also had to plug some of the web sites he didn't mention including Vivid.com, ClubJenna.com and SavannaSamson.com