Howard said he spoke to his father yesterday on Father's Day for about 30 seconds. He said he did that and then his father handed the phone over to his mother. Howard said they didn't go out to dinner or anything this weekend, they have plans for something in about a week or so. Howard did kind of complain that his father didn't say anything like ''...the happiest day of my life was the day you were born...'' or something like that. Ron just started laughing when he heard that. Howard told Ron that he's just as f'd up as the rest of them so he should just stop laughing.
Howard took his kids on a 4 hour trip that should have taken about half that time yesterday. He ended up getting yelled at the whole day instead of being thanked for taking them out. His 8 year old gave him some kind of silver trophy cup and he made the mistake of calling it a cup instead of a trophy. His daughter yelled at him for that. Then, when he made his ''...the happiest day of my life was the day you were born...'' speech, the kids just laughed at him. Howard said he felt like going off in the corner to smoke a joint after hearing that from them. They also made fun of his gray hairs and his age but then they told him they do love him and tried to make it all better.
Howard did a little promotion for tomorrow night's new episode of ''Son of the Beach''. That episode is called ''The Island of Dr. Merlot''. He also promoted the week after that which is one of his favorites called ''The Sexorcist''. The shows are all new for the next few weeks. He mentioned a bunch of highlights from other upcoming episodes also. He said there are 5 more new episodes coming up.
Howard read in the paper that a 4 year old drowned at Tommy Lee's house over the weekend at his son's birthday party. It was an accident of course. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about that. He said that the father of the kid was complaining that there was no supervision at the party... but he was there. Howard wondered why the guy wasn't watching his own kid. Ron Zimmerman wondered where Pamela Anderson was in her red ''Baywatch'' swimsuit to save the boy. Howard said he'd never drop his kid off at a party like that and leave them alone. Stuttering John said he does it all the time with his daughter.
Robin brought up a story about a father of a young girl who drugged his daughter's friends and raped them while they were out cold. The cops are now looking for him now that the girls have figured out what happened.
Howard recently talked about Don Imus and how he'd just fired some guy for making some racial comments during his sports report. Howard brought up how Imus used to call black people ''ni*****'' while he was walking through the halls of WNBC. Imus apparently commented on what Howard said so Howard had to play tape of what Imus said. Imus was on Larry King the other night and he was asked about the ''ni****'' comments. Imus admitted that he probably did that because he was drunk. Larry King pretty much complimented him on admitting to that. Howard says Imus was sober when he pulled that crap back then so he didn't have an excuse. King called Imus ''Amazing'' for fessing up to that. Ass kissing Larry King does it again. Howard and Fred went off on their impressions of Larry and Imus for a few minutes. Howard continued the tape of Imus and Imus ends up kissing Howard's ass for some odd reason. He was saying that what Howard said about him when his lung collapsed was actually pretty funny.
Howard mentioned that they have a new radio affiliate on board starting today. Sacramento, California's KXOA 93.7 is now broadcasting the show. Howard spent a little time talking about Sacramento and goofing on Mark and Brian who they'll be competing against there.
Howard had a couple of the other girls who were in the movie come in also. Dasha and Kelsey came in and talked to Howard about their porn careers for a few minutes. Gary didn't get to work with either of them on his day of directing though.
Howard was fascinated with Dasha after he found out she used to be a nanny before she became a porn star. He spent a short time trying to find out more about that. She said she never had sex with any of her employers though. She eventually stopped doing that and became a stripper. She was homeless at one point and that's how she became a porn actress.
Howard asked all of the girls if they'd even consider having sex with a retarded person like Gary the Retard. They all draw the line at that idea. Howard asked Gary what he thinks of being ''the line'' like that. Gary doesn't seem to care all that much. Howard said that he was ''the line'' when he was in high school and it's not all bad.
Everyone was in to promote the movie ''Interactive Shock Jock'' and they'll be at a the Virgin Mega Store in Times Square to sign copies of it today at noon. You can find out more info at Vivid.com
Howard said there was a horrible tragedy in New York yesterday... Manhattan cable went out and people missed 3 innings of the Mets/Yankees game as well as ''Sex and the City'' and a bunch of other TV shows. Robin and Gary thought Howard was going to mention a real tragedy like the fact that 3 fireman died in a fire. All three were fathers and died on Father's Day. Howard said he wasn't even aware of that story.
Gary also had a story about Robert Blake's dead wife Bonny Bakley that was in Entertainment Weekly. They read through her diary and found all of the weird entries about how she contacted different celebrities over the years. There were a lot of interesting things that Gary found out in the article that they all discussed for a while. They even have a term for this type of person called Celebriphilia or something like that.
Howard spent a couple of minutes trying to get some info out of Stephen about his brother Alec and why he won't do the show. He also wanted to know what's up with Alec's divorce from Kim Basinger. He couldn't get anything about either of those subjects out of him though.
Howard moved on and talked about how much money Stephen makes per film and stuff like that. Stephen also had to change phones a couple of times during the call. He started out on a crappy cell phone then switched to a regular phone when Howard told him it was awful. Then that phone crapped out and he was back on the shit phone. For some reason Howard put up with the crappy phone for about 25 minutes.
Howard let a bunch of phone callers through with Stephen. Surprisingly there weren't all that many bad calls like there usually are. Some of the callers were actually nice to Stephen which never happens.
Dominic Barbara called in and tried to get Howard to play in this golf tournament but Howard wanted no part of it. Not because it's golf though. He didn't want anything to do with Dominic. He thinks that Dominic is one of these Celebriphiliacs that they were talking about earlier. He will only do something like that with Howard. Gary offered to play with Dominic and he refused and hung up.
After getting off the phone with Stephen, Howard spent a couple of minutes listening to Ron Zimmerman tell a non-story about going to a Bill Maher party over the weekend. He didn't have anything that cool to talk about other than meeting James Coburn and his gnarled up hand.
Howard tried to find out what she knew about this 666 crap but, once again, she just rambled and couldn't form a single thought about it. It got even stranger when Howard took some phone calls. They were just as mental as this girl was. He had to hang up on a couple of them because they were making as much sense as she was.
Sophia told Howard that she just wanted to have a one on one meeting with him but there was no way he was going for that. Then as Howard was trying to get rid of her she said she really, really needs to meet with Ozzy Osbourne. Howard told her to get back on her medication and then maybe she could get to Ozzy. He told her he couldn't help her out with that.
KC came in and said that she might be the perfect girl for High Pitch Erik. Howard said that she could come back tomorrow to meet Erik. She then started rambling again about 666. Howard had to have KC drag her out of the studio because she couldn't take the hint that he was done with her.
During the whole segment Ron Zimmerman was making funny comments about this being like a ''Star Trek'' episode and other stuff. Howard said that Ron just ''fueled the fire'' with the girl and it made her more mental. It was funny but even more disturbing to hear this woman.
Howard was talking about his RIM Blackberry Wireless Handheld Device during a commercial and said that Ron was making fun of him for even having one. Howard said someday Ron will have one and he won't be goofing on anyone. Howard said Ron is always on AOL and he wonders how he answers his e-mail when he's on the road. Ron said he's on all the time because he has a DSL line. He's able to answer his e-mail at the station while he's on the road too. He doesn't need any handheld device to check it.
Howard replayed the Gary Garver interview with Buddy Ebsen that he played on yesterday's show. Howard almost vomited when he heard Buddy's phlegm gurgling in his throat as he spoke to Garver. Howard said it was a good thing they didn't get to the real questions. Those were just the warm-ups. They would have really pissed him off if they'd gotten to the real ones.
Howard talked about the Tommy Lee party where a 4 year old died. He said the latest news is that the parents of the kid had a Nanny to watch him but she left for a minute to do something after asking another Nanny to watch him. Now the press is asking the father who he blames for the death and the guy says he doesn't know. Howard even had the 911 call on tape to play. He thinks it's kind of weird that they release that stuff to the public. Howard wanted to listen to the 911 call that Gary made the time Fred fell on his face at Scores but it turned out to be a huge hassle just to get it. Howard gave up on that idea after Fred said he needed his ''blue book'' to find the bit.
Howard tried to take a phone call but the caller's name became an issue. His name was Kennan or something and Howard pronounced it wrong. That led to a discussion about weird name pronunciations like Demi Moore's DeME and stuff like that.
The phone caller eventually got to bring up the TV show ''Fear Factor'' that grossed him out last night. Howard said he saw it and loved it. Last night some of the contestants had to lay in a box full of 300,000 meal worms and the one woman remaining couldn't do it because she would have had to have eaten one of the worms as part of the deal. Gary watched it and said that it was scary when the people had to jump between two tractor-trailer trucks. If they missed they dangled between the trucks on a safety rope at 40 miles per hour. Howard thinks that someone will die on that show eventually. Howard said the show was great and it has been since the first one (which was just last week). Comedian Joe Rogan, known for his gay weight lifter bit that Howard plays, is the host of ''Fear Factor''.
The phone caller also brought up something Imus had said about some imitators (Opie and Anthony) that are employed by the same company Howard is and how Howard made them stop talking about him for a while. Howard said that the company was going crazy with these Howard Stern clones and he had to do something about it when they did something to him. He still remains quiet about the whole thing but they weren't allowed to mention his name while they were on the air... That was until they signed their new 3 year contract. Howard ended up going off on Imus instead because it was Imus who mentioned the whole thing. Howard played the tape of Imus on Larry King that he played yesterday. King basically congratulated Imus for admitting that he called people ''ni*****'' in the halls of WNBC while he was drunk. Howard said someone wrote an article (Les Payne) about King's discussion with Imus and pointed out the same things Howard did.
Howard talked about the upcoming concert that his radio station is holding this coming Friday. He said he'll be going with his two oldest daughters and he's really looking forward to it. That led to a discussion about hot chicks after Gary mentioned that Dave Navarro would be on the show soon. Howard ended up talking about his girlfriend and the relationship they have. He says they both agree that when either one decides they're done with the other, they'll just move on. Howard said he dated a few women before this current one and the break-ups were rough. He said he's discovered that he's not a player and he can't just bang a bunch of chicks.
Howard read some quotes from a book that her uncle wrote about Bing but she says her father denies many of the things that are in the book.
Two of Howard's interns, Jenny and Angela, came in to talk about their experiences with Viacreme. One of the girls said she tried it out on herself last night and it does make it more fun. She said you get a cold-hot feeling from it and it does do something for you. The other intern said she tried it with her ex-boyfriend and she felt the same way. She said it made it more fun to have sex but it didn't give her a better orgasm or anything like that. Both girls said that they put it on a few minutes before they came in and it was making them kind of hot.
Howard spent a couple more minutes talking to Mary about her family before wrapping up the segment. You can purchase Viacreme at ViaCremeSource.com or by calling (877) 889-9671. Mary said it will cost you $15 for a 5 pack of the stuff. She also said it can take from 1 to 5 treatments before it starts working for you depending on many different factors including age.
He went on to talk to Sky about meeting President Clinton at some event that he made a speech at. Sky said that Clinton's speech was very inspirational to all who attended the radio industry event.
Sky and Howard also talked about Howard's former boss Wally Clark who brought him to Detroit. After that they discussed all of the people who were up against Howard in the broadcaster of the year award. It included people like Rick Dees, Tom Joyner, Bob and Tom, Delilah and a couple of others. Howard said the award felt kind of empty after hearing who he was up against.
After that call Howard played a bunch 911 phone calls. He had more Tommy Lee calls as well as Gary's call to 911 when Fred was injured. He also had William Shatner freaking out when he found his wife in the deep end of his pool. Howard and Ron Zimmerman went into a while ''Star Trek'' thing about that 911 call that was pretty funny.
Howard said Sonny was wearing the same clothes she was wearing yesterday. She said she spent the night under a tree sleeping. She then ''scrubbed up'' in a bathroom somewhere and chewed on some bubble gum to ''brush her teeth''.
Howard had High Pitch Erik come in even though Sonny wasn't looking for a man. He tried to get Erik to ask her out but she really didn't want anything to do with him. He asked her to hang out with him today but she kind of turned him down. Then she agreed to go with him but ended up backing out again a little later. Erik just wouldn't listen to Sonny. She would tell him that she likes to watch people walking around the city and she likes art. He'd just say ''will you French kiss me?'' He kept telling her how beautiful she was and how he likes to eat Snickers bars. While he was doing that she was rambling and mumbling stuff that you could barely hear. As Howard was wrapping up the whole thing she decided not to go out with him at all. She wanted nothing to do with him and not many people do so she can't be all that crazy. Howard warned Erik not to chase her down after the show and bother her or anything. But then Sonny said that he didn't have to be that harsh. She said that if Erik sees her out on the street he can come up and say ''hi'' or something but she doesn't want to go out on a date with him or anything.
Sonny left a short time later so she could get a head start on Erik to get away. Howard asked Erik what went wrong and he had no clue. KC pointed out that the microphone that Erik was holding was soaked with sweat from his hand. Howard thinks it's a medical condition the guy has. His hands are extremely sweaty all the time. Gary said that it's just obesity.
Howard told John that he does his best work on ''Son of the Beach'' tonight. The show airs at 10pm on the FX Network.
Vinnie Favale from CBS then called in and started doing a really lame ''Batman'' trivia quiz but Howard gave up on it halfway through it because it was so boring.
Gary told Howard that he has a ''surprise guest'' coming in today. Howard was wondering who what type of guest it was and wondered if it was someone who's ass he has to kick. Gary wondered who would be on that short list. It led to Gary bringing up how he saw a one legged bike messenger kicking and bashing his bike into a taxi cab. He wondered to himself if the cab driver could kick that guys ass. Everyone agreed that you can't win in that situation. If you get beat, you're a pussy. If you beat the one legged guy, you're a jerk.
Howard read an article that was written about Billy Crystal and how he stole the idea of doing movie parodies at the start of the Oscars from MTV. Howard said that he seems to remember it that way too. Apparently Billy wrote a nasty letter to the article writer and Howard read that on the air and goofed on Billy for a few minutes.
Howard said that they're going to have a trip giveaway soon and someone will get to play ''Password'' against Beetlejuice. If you'd like to try and get the chance to play you have to call 800-44-STERN.
Howard played some voice mails that have been left for the show. Crazy Alice called in and used some racial slurs against both Howard and Robin for some reason. Howard doesn't know what he did to her.
The Billy Crystal impersonator that has been on the show quite a bit lately called in this morning. He uses the ''It's not fun, it's not funny'' line that the real Billy used when Stuttering John interviewed him a couple of years back. ''Billy'' told Howard that ''it's not fun, it's not funny'' when you make fun of someone who has been accused of ripping off someone else.
An angry bike messenger called in to complain about Gary complaining about bike messengers and how they don't follow the rules of the road. The bike messenger said if he followed the rules he'd never get done with his job. Gary told the guy that it's the fact that they start banging on people's cars when they almost get hit that pisses him off. Because of all of the bike messenger's complaining Howard let him play a game to try and win a prize. Gary had a ''Bad Songs of the '70's'' for him to play. Howard played a CD (Have a Nice Night) and the guy had to name the band. The first one was ''Saturday Night'' by the Bay City Rollers. Howard had to give him some clues but he got it right. Howard gave the guy a trip to tour around the City on some boat.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about their upcoming trip to Scores. He had to thank Priceline.com for getting tickets for former intern Shannon to fly in on. She called in recently and told Howard that she's stripping now so he invited her to come out to New York again to strip for the guys on the show. She agreed and she'll be there next week for all to see. Howard and the other guys talked about what room they'll be using and who will be going first. Stuttering John will be first which is okay with Shannon. She says she needs to get a few drinks in her before she dances for Howard anyway.
Mike went on to tell Howard about how he started having sex with dogs at the age of 9. He said he was a very anti-social person and he only had sexual relationships with dogs until about 4 years ago. He said that he eventually got obsessed with the whole thing and he was on the computer 20 hours a day in animal sex chats. He then decided to give it up after losing his friends. He was so bold that he would tell friends and neighbors about this sick obsessions.
Mike told Howard that he preferred the bigger breeds of dog like German Shepherds and St. Bernards among other large breeds. He would also use male dogs and they didn't struggle all that much. So Mike started this organization and Gary joined forces with him. Greg said he's never had sex with an animal but he's against it. Benjy was sitting in the studio and he argued that sex with animals isn't that bad. He argued that we kill animals and eat them so having sex with them shouldn't be viewed as being that horrible. Howard didn't let him argue too long because it was boring.
Howard also let a bunch of phone callers through to tell this guy how sick he is. Even though he's given it up, he's still hated by many. Callers said that he should be shot or strangled among other things. They also goofed on him. One guy had his dog bark for the guy. He interpreted the barks as though the dog was asking him out on a date and asking if the guy was circumcised. It was pretty funny actually.
Greg defended Mike saying that if he hadn't come forward with this whole thing there would still be a lot of people out there who couldn't get help. If you're one of those people, just visit their web site.
Gary came in with a bunch of facts about Les that he read through. He said that Les is the great nephew of the guy who founded Israel which seems to be his best feature. He also plays golf with President Clinton regularly.
Vinnie Favale, who is the President of Late Night Programming, East Coast for CBS, also came in. Gary said Vinnie was kissing Les' ass the whole morning. Even thought he's an executive himself he ran and got Les a cup of coffee when he started to run low. He continued to kiss Les' ass while he was in the studio. He would mention CBS shows and how great they are while bad mouthing any other network show that Howard would mention. Howard spent about a half hour talking to Les before wrapping up the segment.
Howard asked how Scott Weiland's 7 month old baby is doing and of course how his hot wife is. Scott said that's all going great. He's not sure if he's going to have the whole family on tour with him though. He said it's tough to have them all along for the ride because he has so many commitments to promote the shows and stuff that he doesn't have time for the family. Scott said that it's kept him out of the drugs that he was using though. He's staying in shape, dieting and having sex to keep away from the drugs. Howard said Scott looks pretty good these days too. The whole band looks good but Scott said that Dean is staying thin by just using cocaine.
A bunch of STP fans showed up at the station crying to get in this morning. A couple of the young women that showed up were crying in the hall. When they came in though, they'd stopped because they were in shock. Howard asked one of them if she'd have sex with the band. When she said it wasn't about that, it was about the music, he kicked her out. He did it just to get her to cry. She did end up crying so Howard brought her back in. Scott went over and hugged her to make her feel better. Robin wondered out loud when Howard would be arrested for doing stuff like that.
A couple of other fans were allowed in including a 20 year old and her 50 year old father. Shannon the intern also came in. As Shannon walked in Gary started to say ''look at the cans...'' but stopped himself. He figured he shouldn't talk like that to a current intern.
Howard also got to meet Erik the drummer's girlfriend real quick. She was pretty hot according to Howard. He asked them about how they met but they didn't have all that much to say. Howard then moved on and had the band perform their new song ''Days of the Week''. When they were done Robin said the crying girl was crying during their performance. She said it was because she'd never been that close to the band before.
Howard said the only problem he had with the song was that it was way too short. He said when they were done he wanted it to start over again. He had to wrap things up shortly after that. He took a couple of phone calls, plugged the new album and said that STP will be on MTV's TRL later this afternoon.
Scott the Engineer had mentioned that he wasn't able to get tickets to the DFP show that STP will be playing at. Howard found that hard to believe. During a break Howard was able to get two tickets from one of the E! crew. Howard talked about how all of the people at the station treat Scott like crap. He works there and he wasn't able to get tickets and that just wasn't right. He said he asked Tom Chiusano's secretary and she told him ''No Tickets'' were available at all. Howard felt bad for him and helped him out. Scott felt really bad because his son really wanted to go. A short time after this came up Tom Chiusano called in and said that Scott was full of it and they never told him he'd never get tickets. Scott and Tom argued for a few minutes until Howard stopped them. Crazy Cabbie also called in and said that Scott was right. He said he's had a tough time with getting tickets before and backed up what Scott was complaining about. Cabbie also announced that he and ''The Cane Show'' are moving to afternoons tomorrow. They used to be on 6-10 but they're moving to the 2-6 time slot. It's a big deal for them and Cabbie said they have something big planned when they broadcast from the MTV store tomorrow.
Howard said he got a note from ''Fear Factor'' host Joe Rogan. Joe said that Les Moonves claimed that he wasn't sure that ''Fear Factor'' won it's time slot on Monday night. Joe just wanted to let Howard know that it did beat ''King of Queens'' and ''Yes Dear'' but those were both reruns as Howard pointed out.
Howard said he watched the premiere of the new Paul Reubens(Pee Wee Herman) game show ''You Don't Know Jack'' but he didn't really like it. He said he was ''confused'' by the whole thing. Robin said it was like ''Pee Wee's Playhouse'' with Paul in a bad wig. Howard wasn't so sure it was a wig though. Howard told Robin that Ralph gave it more of a chance than he did.
Howard came back from commercial and heard the band Papa Roach as the background music. He then started talking about the concert he'll be at tomorrow called the Dysfunctional Family Picnic. He said that he was asked to sing with Stone Temple Pilots on stage and another band asked him to jam with them. He said that he doesn't know the words to the song ''Sex Type Thing'' which they asked him to sing. He said he knows the song but not the words. He played the song and said that the Program Director, Steve Kingston, at the station told him he could do the part where they have a megaphone. He still couldn't figure out which part that was. Howard said part of him wants to be noticed up on stage while the other part is willing to just enjoy the concert with his kids. Howard is also afraid of how Scott Weiland will be dancing around in that ''gay dance'' way that he has.
Howard mentioned that Craig was sitting in this morning and how he always disappears during the commercial breaks. Craig said he goes out to get water to drink. He claims that his throat has been screwed up over the years and the water is supposed to help. Howard thinks it's like a diet thing for a lot of people who drink lots of water but Craig is kind of chubby. It's just for his throat according to Craig. He said he's screwed it up through the years of drinking and doing his stand-up routines.
Stuttering John was in and Howard brought up how in love with his girlfriend he is. John stares at Howard's girlfriend when she comes to the radio station. Howard also noticed that John was kind of out of it this morning. John said he's been upping his dosage of Luvox for his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder treatment. He was all dopey according to Howard. Everyone piled on top of John about how strange he acts around Howard's girlfriend. John apparently stares at a lot of people for various reasons. Robin said he was studying her knee when she injured it. She said he knew every part of her knee when that happened. He said it was fun to watch her limp down the hallway.
Howard got back to Steve Kingston and how annoying the guy can be. Howard has gone out to dinner with him and he just talks about the radio business which Howard doesn't want to talk about. Howard said he likes the guy but he's not going to hang out with him anymore.
Stuttering John told Howard he thinks that Kingston was confused about which song Howard is supposed to perform. He said that ''Dead & Bloated'' is the right song. Howard played part of that and said he didn't want to do that song.
Howard got David Lander on the phone and asked if kids still recognize him these days. Lander said that they do because they rerun ''Laverne and Shirley'' on Nickelodeon these days. Howard then moved on to talk to David about his battle with Multiple Sclerosis. Lander said he was diagnosed with it when he was still working on the show. He said he kept it a secret because he didn't think anyone needed to know... and he didn't want any pity from his co-stars. He said he tried to keep it a secret but the producers came to him and thought that he had an alcohol problem because he was stumbling around a bit on the set.
Lander said that the symptoms started as an arm that felt like it had fallen asleep but he couldn't wake it up. Then one day half of his body was effected by it and only half of him got out of bed as he put it.
Lander said that it's a good time to have M.S. because there are treatments for it and he's able to get a long a little better these days. He shared a couple of stories about the whole ''Laverne and Shirley'' feud and how Penny and Cindy didn't get along all the time. Lander said that he thinks part of the problem was that Cindy's manager thought that the TV show was holding back her movie career. He also said that they'd go through feuds but then they'd make up with each other and laugh together.
Howard said he remembers working up in Hartford, Connecticut and he got to interview Lenny and Squiggy when they released their album ''Lenny and the Squigtones'' many years ago. He said those were the biggest guests he ever had on his show back then.
Lander also spent a minute talking about working in the movie ''Scary Movie''. He said that after he played the part someone told his agent that he should feel lucky that he was in it because they felt sorry for him and thought that he was on ''death's door'' and gave him a mercy part in the movie. That was after they tried to explain satire to him after he tried to have him play Squiggy instead of ''Mr. Fonzie'' in place of Henry Winkler's in ''Scream''. Howard wished Lander well and wrapped up the interview shortly after that.
Howard was going to try and play a game with the guy who called in but instead he got on the subject of General Manager Tom Chiusano and how he's always playing golf. Howard said there was an article in the paper explaining why they couldn't find him lately. He's been playing golf with Jerry Kelly in some pro event and he hasn't been available. Howard said that Gary needs Tom to make some calls for him but he hasn't been around to do it because he's so busy with golfing. Tom came in to defend himself but he was gushing over the fact that he came within a foot of Tiger Woods. Howard then pointed out how bad Tom is at the game after playing for 40 years. Stuttering John beat him on a hole when he was drunk. They'd bet $10 on the hole and John won. Now Tom wants to take him on for $1000 to John's $500. They're going to get that on video of course.
Howard never did get to giving away the trip. The caller hung up and then Howard and the rest of the guys were goofing on Tom for 20 minutes. John mentioned that Tom always wears shorts to the DFP event. Then Tom made the mistake of saying that he wears ''appropriate length shorts'' which became the catch phrase for the morning. Howard, Fred and Craig were all doing an impression of Tom's monotone voice and goofed on him constantly about his attire. It was hilarious stuff.
Howard had Dave come in and he immediately told him that Gary was talking about how good looking he is. Gary sounded kind of gay the way he was talking but he explained that he just meant that he would love to look like that for a day because he'd do a lot of ''damage'' banging a lot of chicks.
Howard spoke to Dave about his work with Jane's Addiction as well as the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Dave basically said that he had some problems with Flea in the Peppers so that's why he left the band. He said they were great and taught him a lot about friendship and brotherhood while he was with them. Now he's moved on to do this solo career and dating Carmen Electra. Howard ended up talking to Dave about Carmen for most of the interview.
Howard talked to Dave about his tough life for a little while. He brought up how Dave's mother was murdered and raped when he was only 15. The guy that did it was his mother's boyfriend who Dave knew and trusted. Dave said that at the time his parents were divorced and he was visiting his dad on a day he usually wouldn't have. He lucked out and wasn't home at the time but he did lose his mother. Years later the guy was caught with the help of the ''America's Most Wanted'' TV show.
Howard moved through Dave's life and on to his current relationship with Carmen Electra. Dave said he was set up on a date with Carmen and they hit it off right away. He said he fell in love with her as soon as he saw her. Howard said he read that Carmen thinks he's her ''soul mate''. Dave wasn't aware of that. They don't get to see a lot of each other though because they're on the road or doing movies. He said he last saw Carmen a couple of days ago. Howard went through every detail he could get from Dave about their first date and what happened after that. He said he was really nervous about their first meeting and only gave her a kiss goodnight after dinner and a club. He didn't even get her phone number that night. He had to get it from a friend but he did call her the next day. On their second date they went to see the movie '''Requiem For A Dream'' which was kind of heavy for a date movie. He said he wasn't exactly sure when they had sex for the first time. He said that part of the relationship was ''hazy''.
Dave told Howard that he prefers to call Carmen by her real name, Tara, but he does use her full ''Carmen Electra'' when he wants to imply distance when they're talking. He said he also has a third name for her, Wendy, that he uses when she has no makeup on and she has her hair pulled back. He said she looks like a UCLA drama student when she looks like that and he has a name for her. Howard thought that was kind of odd. We also found out that Dave doesn't use a condom when he's with women. Howard couldn't believe that and said that he's going to have ''little Navarros'' running around all over the place.
Howard promoted Dave's CD and then found out that Dave was willing to play a song for him. Dave didn't want to perform his first single, ''Rexall'', though. Instead, he played ''Hungry'', with another David who helped him out. The song sounded great. Howard wrapped up the interview a short time later.
Dave will be performing with Jane's Addiction at the sold-out K-Rock Dysfunctional Family Picnic tomorrow at Jones Beach. Howard said he might have to come up on stage with them and jam.
Vinnie Favale called in and started to tease us with Mariah Carey web site messages. He said he had a bunch to play tomorrow but Howard started to play a couple today. He played one where Mariah complains about her ''lambs'' (fans) bringing stuff for her to sign that isn't authorized. She asked them to bring stuff that's newer and something she'll like to sign. Howard then played another message where Mariah complains about the web site company editing her messages and a few other things. Mariah leaves these messages on her web site while she's on the road touring and they're funny to listen to. Howard was supposed to put this off until tomorrow but he was getting so far into it he just decided to continue it this morning... at 10 o'clock he was doing this. In one message Mariah complains about Howard making fun of her messages. Mariah even addresses Howard in one message because he did this a couple of months ago. He was wondering what these ''fan books'' were and she tells him in one of the messages. Howard finally stopped with the messages at 10:15 or so and said that Vinnie will be in tomorrow to continue it.
Gary called in at about 6:35 and said that it looked like he'd passed his stone already. He was on his way in to work so he was on a cell phone. Howard gave up on trying to hear his story and just told him to tell it when he got there.
Howard spent some time talking about the concert that his station is having today. The Dysfunctional Family Picnic is happening and it looks like it'll be raining all day. Howard said he's not sure he wants to go if it's raining. He doesn't want to stand there in wet clothes freezing his ass off. Stuttering John said it's cool to do that at Jones Beach. Howard also talked about how Stone Temple Pilots asked him to sing with them. He had to turn them down because it's really tough for him to sing. Howard said he got an e-mail from a record company guy who said it would be the definitive rock 'n' roll moment if he did the part they want him to. Howard doesn't know how to do the whole thing so he's very hesitant. Howard played tape of the part they want him to do in the live version of ''Sex Type Thing''. It's the end where Scott Weiland yells and screams like a siren. Howard said he can't do that and attempted it on the air with his own megaphone. It wasn't a pleasant sound. Stuttering John came in and said he has to do it because it would be hilarious. John enjoys seeing other people suffer.
Howard went on to talk about how ''in love'' Stuttering John is with him. Howard takes a nap after the show and John stands outside of his door arguing with Crazy Cabbie while Howard's trying to sleep. He thinks they're there to attract attention but John explains that he was in Program Director Steve Kingston's office when Cabbie told him to come out in the hall to talk. John said it wasn't his idea, it was Cabbie's idea to talk in the hall. John said he didn't even know Howard was still there. The funny part is that John agreed to let Cabbie come to his summer party. Even though the two of them were threatening to kill each other a few weeks ago. John said Cabbie apologized for ''certain things'' that he didn't want to talk about on the air today.
KC came in and said that John does his own little show in the halls where he does an impression of him. KC said it's really annoying. Howard said he heard some weird stuff about KC. KC was apparently a hero in college on his football team so the coach actually called him ''his son''. Howard thought that was kind of strange. KC didn't think it was so weird though. John said that he heard that girls used to lie and say that they had sex with KC. There were different theories behind it like the girls did it to make people think he wasn't gay. Howard and the guys goofed on KC for a few minutes about all of that stuff. Everyone in his college thought KC would go on to do great things and now he's a gambling loser who can't even pay his rent.
Stuttering John feels bad for KC because he can't pay his rent so he set him up with a job on ''Tony and Tina's Wedding'', the play he appears in. KC got paranoid and thought that John was setting him up so he won't even go in to talk to the producer about it. John said he thought about goofing on KC but the producer is a straight up guy and it would be a legitimate job.
Howard spent a short time discussing AJ's TV show ''AJ After Hours'' which has been moved to midnight after Howard's E! show. AJ said that the show has halted production because of low ratings. They're going to put it on after Howard's show to see if they can ''find an audience '' for it. If they do they'll resume production. He's only shot 4 episodes so far. Vinnie Favale said that it would seem that it's actually been canceled but you never know, it's cable after all.
After playing the Mariah Carey web site voice message tapes on yesterday's show, Gary got a phone call from her people. Gary and Howard explained how Mariah's people are upset that Howard is doing all of this stuff at this time because it might cause some confusion with the release of her new single coming soon. They claim that the messages are over a year old and some of the stuff she talks about is out of date. So Howard thinks the messages are funny but he also likes Mariah herself so he's got to decide whether or not to play them. He said he wasn't mean when he played them so he doesn't know what the real problem is. He had to put off playing the tapes until next week because he ran out of time today.
Howard kept hinting that this guy was a mob guy at one time but John never said that. He did say that he did his time in Attica and Sing Sing though. He told Howard how he's no stool pigeon and these days you can't even commit a crime without killing your partner because they'll squeal on you. He said he gave up his life of crime 20 years ago. Howard mentioned Mob informant Henry Hill's name as an example of a stool pigeon. John said he can't respect a degenerate like that. Henry later called in to defend himself but he just ended up calling John a ''fag'' because he lived with Blake for a while. Howard thought it was best to hang up on Henry before John got pissed at him.
John said that he was good friends with Blake and he was living in his house for a while. He left about a week before this woman Bonny Bakley moved in to Blake's guest house. He told Howard that he saw what she was doing to him and all of the other people she was trying to scam. He once told Blake that if he could, he'd take this woman ''off the count'' meaning he'd make it so she wouldn't be counted in the census. Blake told him that he wouldn't do that because he would never want his daughter growing up knowing that he had her mother whacked. So John says he knows for a fact that Blake is innocent in this crime.
Howard and Robin both wondered why Blake even kept this woman around his house at all because he didn't like her. John said it was all for the baby they had together. He wanted to raise his daughter and didn't want to lose that.
It turns out that John is out of his life of crime and has been for 20 years. He's now an actor and he plugged his web site Acting101.com. As Howard was wrapping up the segment he asked John who he thinks could have committed this crime. John said it could have been anyone. He had no specific person in mind but Bonny screwed over so many people that it could be anyone.
A woman called in after Scott called in and said her purse, containing DFP tickets, was just stolen last night. Howard said he had two front row tickets that he could give away so he gave them to her right then. She was really happy with him for doing that of course.
Everyone was amazed with Jenna's looks this morning. They say she's completely reinvented herself. AJ said she looked Asian for some reason.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to her about how she got into the porn business. She told him that she was stripping in high school at the age of 17. She was also cheerleading in school at the time. She said that her mom died when she was 4 and her Dad was dating some of her friend so she eventually rebelled and started getting into the porn business. Now she's the most successful porn star around.
Jenna came in with her current boyfriend who Howard wanted to meet later on. Howard also brought up how she dated Tommy Lee for a short time. She didn't talk all that much about that though.
Howard then brought up this Penthouse Pet Melissa Anne who was on the show recently talking about how Jenna turned her into a lesbian after seducing her. Howard played tape of her talking about it during The Most Beautiful Penis Contest on June 7. Jenna said it's the way she holds a woman like a guy when she does the things she does that can turn a woman lesbo. She does a tongue thing and something with her saliva that also get the girls going. Melissa had said that Jenna is the only woman who can turn a woman lesbian. Howard called Jenna like the Typhoid Mary of lesbians.
Howard took a break and came back to talk to Jenna more about her boyfriend and stuff. Howard took a few phone calls and then spent a couple more minutes talking to Jenna about her web site ClubJenna.com. She says that about 75% of her income comes from the web site. She said they charge $29.95 a month and you get to see live video streams as well as 10,000 exclusive photos of Jenna and other hot chicks. Jenna said she does new photos every week.
Mike Walker of the National Enquirer called in to play his little Gossip Game. He ended up talking about some of the pornos that Jenna has done first. Howard was amazed by how much knowledge Mike has of the porn industry. Mike said that's part of his job.
Vinnie Favale who was sitting in today pointed out that Jenna was wearing really bad shoes today. He said they looked like they came off of Herman Munster or Frankenstein's monster or something. Howard was even let down by them. Vinnie said they looked like something his mother would wear.
Someone asked Jenna if she's ever had sex with a stinky girl in a porno. That led to a discussion about how she does a ''finger check'' on women. She said one time she had to kick a woman off the set because she stunk so bad. She thinks that she must have had a bacterial infection or something and refused to work with her.
Mike was finally able to play his game and here's how it goes... Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
Howard brought in Jenna's boyfriend and tried to talk to him about what he does for a living but he was barely understandable. He sounded like he was taking a dump with a sore throat and no air in his lungs. He said he was just nervous and couldn't speak clearly. Jenna said that he's not like that at home. He eventually calmed down a little bit and said that he runs an 800 number processing company. When you call 800-CALL-USA his company processes the phone calls.
Howard also talked to Jenna's assistant Linda who got implants courtesy of Jenna for her birthday. Jenna's bodyguard Clay was also there and told a quick story about how he had to knock some guy out after he grabbed Jenna's ass. He just used his elbow to pound the guy in the head and get him away from Jenna's space. Jenna's posse was now known as Team Jenna after Howard kept calling them that.
Howard was goofing on Crackhead Bob quite a bit on yesterday's show so Bob called in to complain. He invited himself down today and hung out during the news. Howard was trying to ''talk crackhead'' to Bob but Bob didn't play along. He just kept saying ''What's goin' on?'' over and over again. Howard eventually laid off the guy and let him just sit there.