One of the appearances Jaime mentions on her resume was ''Hollywood Squares.'' After reading that Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about how Jackie the Joke Man was on there thinking it was going to be his ''big break'' into show business.
Howard came back from a commercial break and had a Led Zepplin song playing. He ended up talking about how bad everyone from the band looks now.
Artie Lange's balding head was also a subject for discussion. He's been getting his bald spot painted in by Howard's hair stylist so it doesn't show as much on TV. Howard said he thinks it's funny to see Artie's bald spot but he also likes discussing how he gets it painted.
Howard changed subjects so he could talk about his weekend. Saturday night he got 4 floor seats for a Knicks game courtesy of Sumner Redstone, the boss of the company he works for. Howard said it was really cool even though his buddy Richie Notar spilled a beer on the floor. He said he missed the first quarter of the game because of traffic but when he finally got in he saw Chris Rock right near him. He said Chris wasn't so nice to him and he's not sure why. Howard said he ended up getting the basketball two times. Howard said it was really cool to be there right on the floor. Howard also made it to the big screen TV during the game along with Chris Rock. Howard said Chris told him when they do that to Spike Lee the crowd boos him. Howard said the crowd was nice to him though.
Howard said the game was really good and it was really exciting to watch. At half time the celebrities get to go to a special dining room to hang out. Howard thought that Chris Rock was the only celebrity there but his buddy Richie pointed out Peter Boyle and Matthew Modine. Howard said Matthew Modine made him look bad at the end of the game because he was being so nice to his girlfriend. Howard said Modine helped Beth get out of the crowd while Howard was being whisked away. Howard tried to tell Beth Matthew was able to help her because no one recognizes him. Howard said Beth went on and on about Matthew. Howard kept putting the guy down but it didn't stop her.
Howard said Michael Rapaport and Naomi Campbell were also there. He didn't think Naomi looked that hot and she wasn't nice to him. Marv Albert was also there calling the game and Howard didn't know how close he sits to the game. He was thinking of talking to him but he didn't think he'd be too friendly because they were pretty mean to him during his legal trouble a couple of years ago. Howard said he ran into Angry Black at the game too. Angry Black was on the phone to talk about that for a couple of minutes.
Howard had a new CD called the Alibi CD. It has sound effects that you can play in the background while you call your wife to scam her into thinking you're at an airport, a bowling alley or something like that. Howard spent a short time demonstrating how that would work. He said you could do that while you're actually banging your girlfriend.
She was also on a TV show called ''Jack and Jill'' but that's done with now. She said she's got a development deal with ABC and she's hoping to come up with a new TV show soon. Howard gave her some advice about what she should do on her new show. He told her that, first of all, she has to dress hot on the show. She's a hot chick so she has to dress hot. She wasn't dressed all that hot today according to Howard.
Howard spent a short time talking about the Steven Seagal story that Jaime told the last time she was on the show. They went over that and Jaime said her lawyer called her after that show and asked her not to talk badly about Seagal again because his lawyer called and complained. Jaime said if he doesn't want her talking about him then he shouldn't do what he was doing to her... He allegedly felt her up.
Howard also spoke to Jaime about her now ex-boyfriend Simon Rex. Jaime said he left her on her birthday. She told Howard the story about how they hooked up and ended up making out at the Emmy Awards. She said they used their hands on each other but that was it. Artie Lange said she must be really good in bed because she was really hot in one of the ''Poison Ivy'' movies. That led to Howard discussing movie set sex scenes for a couple of minutes.
Jaime said she wasn't going to say anything bad about her ex-boyfriend. She said he was her best friend and sometimes things just don't work out. She told Howard that even when she's with a guy other guys will come up to her and ask for her number. Even if she's sitting on her boyfriend's lap.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about the director of ''Not Another Teen Movie'' Joel Gallen. He and Jaime talked about what a great guy he is and how talented he is.
Howard asked Jaime if she ever does any lesbian stuff. She said she's not into that and she doesn't even like to kiss her female friends in a friendly way. Howard also asked her about using a vibrator. She said she's had one used on her but she doesn't use it on herself.
Howard took some phone calls for Jaime and then wrapped up the interview. When Howard announced that P.O.D. was going to be performing live Jaime got excited so Howard invited her to stick around.
At one point in the interview Jaime made a comment about how Howard ''got slapped a yarmulke'' or something to that effect. Howard and the guys kept bringing that offensive statement up over and over again through the rest of the show and Jaime was upset about that. Later in the show Howard played tape of Mike Gange interviewing her when she was leaving and she seemed a little upset about them goofing on her. She apologized to Howard for the statement but she didn't seem to realize it was offensive. Howard found that kind of odd. She did say that she has nothing against Jewish people after making that comment. Howard said he can't wait to hear her explanation of that comment on other shows.
Howard spoke to the guys in the band for a few minutes. He said they've been on the show before when they were first starting out. The guys are all married now and Howard doesn't understand why someone in a rock band would do that. The guys said they're just trying to be decent people. They said they're not perfect but they're trying to be decent.
After talking to them for a short time Howard had them perform their hit song ''Alive'' which Howard is a big fan of. The lead singer was sick so his voice was shot. They performed the song and he did okay with it but he was shot. The microphone level was way too low too so that didn't help things.
Howard spent a few more minutes with the band and played their new single ''Youth of the Nation'' which is on their album ''Satellite.'' Howard thanked the guys and Jaime for coming in and wrapped up the segment. You can find out more about the band at PayableonDeath.com
Howard said he heard that P.O.D. didn't sound so good on yesterday's show because their sound mix was so bad. It's just the usual story for musical guests on the show. Howard said there must be some way they can get the right mix for a loud band in the studio.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about his trip to the Knicks game last Saturday. He told Robin how he thought he'd wear sunglasses to the game but once he got inside he thought it was too pretentious so he took them off. He knew he'd have his picture taken and he thought he'd look better with sunglasses. Of course in today's NY Daily News there was a picture of him without his sunglasses on from the game. (Here's one in color) Robin colored sunglasses in on the picture and said he really does look better with them on. Artie told Howard to look at the bright side... He was there with a hot chick.
Gary flew to Miami this weekend and said there was no quality control at the security checkpoints. Gary said his buddy walked right through the metal detector wearing a leather jacket. Gary walked up to it and was told that everyone has to take off their jacket and send it through the x-ray machine. They spent a short time talking about that nightmare before moving on to other things.
Howard replayed the P.O.D. performance from yesterday's show and tried to figure out what went wrong. It might have been the lead singer not being able to sing since he was sick but you couldn't hear him very well either.
Howard took a phone call from a guy by the name of Sahdiki who just wanted to ask a question about Jackie the Joke Man. Howard and Artie ended up goofing on the guy's name for a short time before the question was asked. He finally got to it and asked if Jackie will be making any appearances on the show to plug anything. That led to Howard and the crew discussing how wacky Jackie was about wanting to be credited as the ''head writer'' on the show. They then spent a lot of time discussing his leaving the show and how crazy that was.
Howard played a couple of voice mails he got and one of them was a complaint about the entertainment news scrolls that run under his E! show. Howard went into a whole discussion about how bad those things look. When E! puts them up they shrink the video image on the screen and it's really annoying. Howard says he likes being on E! but the scrolls are annoying and people are complaining about it. Robin Radzinski came in and said that E! really wants to keep them running on the network and they're going to ''tweek'' the way they do it so it won't compress the video. John Rieber from E! called in and said that the scroll is part of E!'s new image. He said they're trying to be more timely with their news and that's part of what they're doing. Howard tried to convince John that it's not a good thing for his show. Howard told John that a network like NBC or CBS wouldn't run those type of things under Leno or Letterman's show so E! shouldn't be doing it to his show. John told Howard that all of this can be discussed at a later time in a meeting. He said they want to keep Howard happy.
Howard did a quick poll of the audience and everyone agrees that the scroll is annoying.
After the call Howard spent a couple more minutes with John Rieber. John told Howard they will address his concerns about the video compression but it sounds like those lame scrolls are there to stay.
Howard had a chart that Dr. Doody has that shows you what different types of poop mean. It listed things like small, round, hard poos and pencil thin, ribbon like poos and what they mean about your diet. Howard said you can only take this guy in small doses so he quickly gave him a plug for his product and his web site DrDoody.com. He's still claiming that you can have a bowel movement of one to five feet long if you use his ''Healthy Colon Body Cleanse.''
Howard is having a dating game type of thing for the chance to go on a date with a Perfect 10 magazine model. The promo he played said that the model is looking for a man with a small penis because large ones hurt her. If you think you're small enough for her, just call 1-800-44-STERN and let them know you want to try out.
Elephant Boy will be on the show tomorrow to spin the Wheel of Sex for the chance to win an Xbox. Howard read off some of the things that will be on the wheel and they include:
Howard checked out the latest ''FHM'' magazine because Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is featured in it. He said Rebecca is really hot but the pictures in the magazine aren't that great. He wondered why they didn't show more of her in the magazine. He also retold the story about her being topless in his apartment with her husband John Stamos. Howard and John told the story on the show a few weeks ago. Howard still has the Polaroids from that night. He told Robin that after he said he had them at his apartment he decided to put them in a safe deposit box because he was afraid they'd get stolen.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about how many people he has to tip for the holiday season. He wondered how much he's supposed to tip and how he's got to tip about 200 people this year.
Stuttering John talked about taking his daughter out to see Santa Claus yesterday and how they ripped him off charging him for taking pictures and stuff. Howard said you have to be nuts to let your kid sit on ''Santa's'' lap these days. He said you know it's just some homeless guy dressing up and letting kids sit on his lap.
Howard and the crew also spent some time talking about how Howard gets treated so poorly as far as perks and stuff. Artie Lange said he was astonished when he saw that Howard pays for his own breakfast every morning. Artie worked for ABC TV for a while and their meals were all catered. Howard has also purchased most of the computers that they use on the show because the station won't pay for them.
Fred played one of Stone Temple Pilots' live performances at the start of the show. That got Howard thinking about lead singer Scott Weiland and how he recently got in trouble for allegedly pushing his wife around. The guys spent a short time talking about that.
Howard said he invited everyone (on the show) over to his apartment for New Year's Eve to watch the fireworks over Central Park but he just read in the paper that it was canceled. Howard read the article on the air and they claim that it's a security risk. Now Howard doesn't know what he's going to do with all of his guests since that was going to be the highlight of the night.
Howard kept playing Type O Negative's ''Cinnamon Girl'' this morning for some reason.
Howard read an article about Gary Busey being arrested for allegedly beating up his wife. Howard talked about how nuts Busey was when he was on the show earlier this year.
Howard said he couldn't sleep last night so he tuned into ''Late Show with David Letterman'' and Mariah Carey was on. He said she must be having a meltdown because she really didn't look good. He said she was wearing clothes that she shouldn't have been wearing because she didn't look good. He said he could see some cellulite on her legs and she's just a big girl who shouldn't be wearing small clothes. He said he wasn't trying to be mean to her but someone needs to advise her on what she wears.
Big Black called in and played some tape of Dr. Phil yelling at some woman on Oprah Winfrey's show yesterday. Howard and Artie ended up doing their impressions of Dr. Phil with a woman who called in asking for help. They goofed on her for a while and Howard thinks that he might have actually helped her. Artie said that's how big of a scam Dr. Phil really is... They were able to help a woman just goofing on the way Dr. Phil ''helps'' people.
Howard then spent a couple more minutes talking to Shane. Shane said that some people are into self-bondage and this is where the Time Cuffs would come in handy. Howard and Artie both thought this guy sounded kind of creepy the way he was talking about this stuff. Howard gave him a plug for his cuffs as he was wrapping up the interview. Visit FunToies.com for more information.
Fred came in ready to spin the wheel. Here are the choices on the wheel:
Robin showed up late this morning too. She said she overslept because she didn't set her alarm last night.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Fred before he spun the wheel. Fred said the Xbox is for his girlfriend's kids, not for him. He said he's going to do whatever comes up on the wheel and he won't chicken out. Howard reminded everyone that Elephant Boy went through a phase in his life when he did some gay stuff so this would be a walk in the park for him even if he had to make out with Gay Ramone. Fred said that Gay Ramone isn't his type though.
High Pitch Erik came in and said that he was on a job interview on Monday. He probably didn't get the job because he was given a math test and he failed miserably. He says he really sucks at math. Howard ended up testing him asking what 20% of 120 was. He had no clue so Howard explained it to him and after a few minutes he finally got the right answer. Howard then asked him what 20% of 300 was and it took him another couple of minutes for Howard to teach him how to get the right answer.
Howard introduced Gay Ramone quickly and then Fred spun the wheel. It landed on ''Paint High Pitch Erik's package green'' so that's what he had to do. High Pitch pulled down his pants and everyone was surprised to see that he wasn't circumcised. Erik didn't even know what that meant. He said that he's Jewish so he just assumed he was circumcised. Everyone sounded grossed out by the sight of his big, fat, naked body. Elephant Boy then quickly poured some paint on Erik's package and got it over with.
Fred got the Xbox so Howard asked Erik if he was willing to win one for himself by putting a dead fish down his thong. Erik was on the show recently and got freaked out by the dead fish they had in the studio. They teased him for a few minutes and had him screaming like Mickey Mouse. He said he wasn't ready to do the fish down his pants today but he'd come back tomorrow. Gary told him that he had to do it today or never. Howard said he had to put a 40 pound cod down his thong and sit there for 5 minutes. Erik didn't want the big fish though, he wanted a smaller one. Howard went back and forth with him for quite a while and Erik never took the offer. Howard even gave him the chance to only do it for 2 minutes and he turned it down. Howard then pulled the offer off the table and sent him out of the studio.
Howard then spent a few more minutes talking about the Xbox hype. A couple of guys called in to explain to him what the big deal was all about. One guy, an Xbox product demonstrator, told Howard some of the features of the system. A couple of other guys called in to talk about how the Playstation 2 is just as good if not better than the Xbox. One guy even claimed he heard that people were returning their Xbox's because their processors were running so hot that they couldn't touch the console. Howard still didn't understand what all of the hype was about. Gary said it's just the ''new thing'' this year so lots of people want it. Howard said he'll buy one when they come out with an attachment for his penis and a set of goggles that allows him to fool around with a virtual girl.
Someone came in at one point and said that High Pitch Erik was out in the green room just about in tears because he didn't get the Xbox. He was apparently saying that Howard was a liar because the last time he was on Howard told him he could use a small fish to put down his pants. Howard said he didn't care though.
The Xbox units Howard has been giving away were courtesy of Buy.com
Howard played a version of ''Jingle Bells'' that was made up of all farts. Howard said it was on a CD called ''Farts, Barfs And Belches'' and it's available on PullMyFinger.com.
A listener told Howard he let Tom Chiusano off the hook about the radio station's Christmas party being canceled. Howard then played a song parody of Pink's ''Get the Party Started'' called ''No Christmas Party Getting Started'' that was all about Tom cheaping out on the party.
Howard said he listened to Rush Limbaugh yesterday because he had to drive out to Long Island to pick up his daughter on his visitation day. Howard has been checking his own hearing because he's so freaked out that Rush has lost his. He also said that Rush was more interesting without his hearing because some of the stuff he says is funny. Howard said his hearing becomes an issue every 5 minutes or so. Robin listens to him sometimes too and she seems to like when his hearing affects the show.
Howard said he went to a Viacom holiday party last night. He said there were a lot of ''big shots'' there and he's not sure why he was there. He went with his girlfriend to the party that was held at the Sotheby's auction house. He wasn't so thrilled with the food that was served during the cocktail party. There wasn't enough variety according to Howard.
He went on to talk about all of the celebrities that he spoke to at the party. He met the head of the Black Entertainment channel as well as some of the guys from ''60 Minutes.'' Howard met Andy Rooney but he didn't think he was so thrilled to meet him. He was getting ready to leave when Bryant Gumbel's hot fiancee came up to him to say what a fan she was. Then she brought Howard over to meet Bryant, who Howard has goofed on in the past quite a bit. Howard said Bryant was very nice to him and he spent a good 20 minutes talking to him about all kinds of stuff. He said he was like his brother Greg. Montel Williams also came over and spent some time with Howard and Bryant.
Howard said he met a bunch of other people who were presidents of companies that are owned by Viacom now. He said the only ''weirdness'' of the night was when a woman came up to him, said she wasn't a listener, then said she always wanted to ''untangle his hair.'' Howard said he told her to get lost and walked away from her.
Howard said he was going to go up to CBS TV president Les Moonves but he can't forgive him for some stuff he's done to him lately concerning his syndicated TV show. Neither of them went up to each other at the party. Howard said he also ran into Tony Bennett who told him he heard what he said about him recently. Howard had played a tape of Bennett screwing up a Christmas song at the Thanksgiving Day parade and made fun of him a bit. Tony apparently has a good sense of humor though so he wasn't too upset.
Howard played a couple of Jim's funny phone calls including one where he accidentally drowns his grandfather in the bathtub while he's on the phone with the telemarketer.
Howard and the guys also spent a little time talking to Jim about his hot girlfriend. She apparently has no problem showing her private parts to people she barely knows. She'll also let people feel her breast implants in public. Stuttering John got both of those things. He said she pulled down her pants and showed her private parts and then pulled them down again to show off her piercing.
You can listen to some of Jim's phony phone calls and order his CDs at JimFlorentine.com
Howard played with this ''Farts, Barfs and Belches'' CD all morning. He had some barfing sound effects that he was using to make it sound like he was puking.
Howard took some phone calls and killed some time talking about a bunch of stuff.
He played short news clips that he found interesting too. He had one of Muhammad Ali being interviewed on Entertainment Tonight where the interviewer would repeat what Ali said because it was barely understandable.
Howard played a clip of Sally Struthers warning ''Friends'' stars about getting too high and mighty because they're going to fall eventually and they'll fall hard like she did.
Howard had tape of Cameron Diaz being interviewed about how she's going to make $20 million for ''Charlie's Angels 2.'' He played it to point out how annoying her voice is.
Howard also played tape of the Denver Nuggets coach apologizing for calling a guy who was watching the game a ''Mexican piece of shit'' for some reason. The coach ended up crying during the press conference.
Howard took a call from a 15 year old kid who said ''Not Another Teen Movie'' sucked. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to the kid about video games and chicks before the kid said he had to go.
A phone caller asked Howard if he's spoken to his ex-wife since she got remarried. Howard said of course he has because they have 3 kids together. Howard said he's met the husband but he hasn't hung out with him because that might be a little weird for all of them. The caller also asked Howard if he had to live with one person from the show for a year, which one it would be. Howard said it would probably be Stuttering John. He said he's tried to live with Fred but he's very talkative off the air and you can't get him to shut up. That led to a discussion about Fred. Gary said Fred once spent a night at his parent's house and he wouldn't leave. He said Fred hung out with his parents and didn't leave until 3am.
The caller also asked Fred if he enjoys working with Artie more than he did with Jackie. Fred said that Artie is the best.
The same caller also brought up the lame ''headlines'' that E! has been running under Howard's show each night. He wrote down some of the stuff they ran under last night's show and read them off to Howard. They were ridiculous things like ''P. Diddy and Jenny McCarthy to host Billboard Awards'', ''Monsters Inc., and Shrek Oscar Nominations'', ''Mariah Carey to sing at Super Bowl'' and crap like that. Howard spent a short time talking about that nightmare and how E! won't back down and get rid of that crap.
The caller also asked Howard to rate General Manager Tom Chiusano's performance on a scale of 1 to 10. Howard said he'd give him a 3 because it's the holiday season and he's being nice. Howard then brought up of the stuff he does wrong and how he doesn't help out the show at all. He wrapped up the segment with the ''No Christmas Party Getting Started'' song parody he played earlier in the show.
The other day during a commercial for Heineken beer Stuttering John said that he could identify the beer if he were blindfolded. Howard decided to bet him on that and today they set up the challenge. John says he can identify 5 different beers. Howard said they're going to put Heineken, Becks, Budweiser, Molson and Grolshe in front of him and he has to pick each one out. Howard doesn't think he can even get one right. KC came in at one point and said they had a beer that they could test him with. KC said it could be either Heineken, Bud or Miller Lite. John sipped and tasted the beer and guessed that it was Budweiser. He was wrong, it was actually the Lite beer. Things aren't looking good for his bet. They'll be doing the full challenge on the show tomorrow morning.
A woman called in after the beer challenge and told Howard about her 4:20 t-shirts and how she's trying to change the world or something crazy like that. She puts a positive Jesus message on her t-shirts that reference the 4:20 pot smoking thing. Howard didn't really seem to grasp what she was talking about so he just gave her a plug for her web site JC420.com. He then spent a couple more minutes analyzing her and asking her if she likes anal sex and stuff like that. A guy called in claiming he was Jesus but Lori ended up hanging up after Jesus took a hit off his joint.
Gary gave Howard a gift also. It was a gift certificate to the Manhattan Ocean Club. He gave him a card too but it wasn't that personal. Howard said he's learned not to personalize his Christmas cards. He said he just signs his name now. He said it used to be a 3 day writing fest when he did all of that stuff.
Artie Lange also had a gift for Howard. It was a painting or a picture of something. Howard jokingly told Artie that he shouldn't have done that because he's really not going to be with the show that long. Howard didn't think they were going to open gifts this morning but that's what he ended up doing. He got a lot of gift certificates to different restaurants. He said he loves going out to dinner so they were great gifts. Stuttering John got Howard a bunch of stuff for his holiday vacation which starts next week. Howard said he was afraid to open that gift. John said it was expensive stuff from some fancy store. Howard eventually opened it and said it was pretty nice. Stuttering John kept telling Howard that he could use this stuff with his girlfriend. Someone said John's got Howard's girlfriend on his mind. There were suntan lotions, bath fragrances and stuff like that in the gift package.
Melrose Larry Green called in with tape of a news story about Winona Ryder allegedly shoplifting. Howard thinks that Winona might be insane. Howard first read an article about the incident where her lawyer says it was a ''misunderstanding'' and that she had receipts for some of the clothing she was trying to cut the security sensors off of. Howard and the crew goofed on her for a couple of minutes. Howard then had Melrose Larry play tape of some of the news coverage of the incident. They actually broke in during the news out in Los Angeles to report on it. The tape Melrose had was 5 minutes long and Howard actually sat through most of it. Melrose would stop the tape every minute or so and Howard would goof on Winona a little bit.
Jessica Hahn called in with her theory on why Winona would do stuff like this. I think she was saying that Winona did it to get some attention. She also said that she may have had an account there and she just showed them the stuff and walked out with it.
Howard ended up hanging up on Melrose as he usually does. He said he's told Melrose to just play the tape but he always ends up talking too much. He ended up calling back and playing more tape though. Howard still ended up hanging up on him again.
Howard replayed a phone call he took late in the show yesterday. This 70-something year old woman called in and said Howard had sung along to her brother's song one time. Howard pretended to know who she was talking about and ended up playing every song parody he had sitting around asking the woman each time if that was her brother's song. Each time she'd say ''No, no, no...'' and remind him her brother's name was Sidor Belarsky. Howard then played some barfing and puking sounds from the ''Farts, Barfs and Belches'' CD that he played with during the show yesterday. This went on for about 10 minutes until Howard actually played her brother's awful song. Howard said it was making him sick and played some puking sounds during it. The woman said she'd send in another CD so Howard could play that one too.
Howard had Gary tape coins over Criss' eyes and then blindfold him. Howard said they bought the blindfold and tape so they knew it wasn't a trick. Howard then had a few people come in holding something in their hands. The first person, a woman, was holding a gold credit card in her hands and Criss was somehow able to tell the woman that she was holding it. He was also able to tell that she was wearing black pants. Howard then had the second person come in. That person, Steve the Engineer (Wood Yi), was holding a picture of his father in his hand and Criss was able to tell him what it was. He was also able to tell the color of the pants he was wearing and the fact that it was a man. The third person came in wearing jeans and holding a stiletto. Criss could tell it was black but couldn't quite make out what it was. He did know she was wearing blue jeans though. Once he got some clues he was able to describe the stiletto. Another person came in wearing a white belly shirt and holding a lip gloss container. He was able to tell what she was wearing, the fact that she was a woman and that she was holding some kind of makeup bottle in her hand.
Everyone sounded very impressed with this illusion. Howard and Robin said it was pretty amazing. You can find out more about Criss at CrissAngel.com. The girls were from Scores so Howard gave them a quick plug before taking a break.
After the break Howard said everyone was trying to figure out how he did that trick but they couldn't do it. A phone caller said he thinks he had a hidden camera and an ear piece so someone else could tell him what the people looked like. Howard doesn't think that's possible though. Doug from E! said he didn't have an ear piece in because they checked him over before he went in.
Howard moved on to talk about some news stories. He brought up Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle accident which was more severe than originally reported. At first they said he just had some bruised ribs but now they say he punctured his lungs. Howard said he doesn't understand why anyone would ride a motorcycle to begin with. He said everyone he knows with a motorcycle ends up with pins in their legs or severe road rash at some point.
Howard got back to the Winona Ryder story too. He spent some time reviewing the story about her getting arrested.
Unfortunately Lindsey wasn't up for doing any of the things on the Wheel of Sex. Howard told her it would make her a big star. Here are some of the things that were on the wheel:
Howard gave her a plug for some appearance she's making with Rabbi Schmooley Boteach next week. KC then came in and said a woman was down there to plug something and she was willing to kiss Lindsey to get the plug. Howard had her come in and she ended up spinning the Wheel of Sex. She landed on the ''Get smacked with a white fish'' section. Howard quickly did that and got some laughs out of Artie. The woman, Jodi, said she had won the chance to meet Howard and that's actually why she was there. The radio station had apparently given away tickets to see ''Not Another Teen Movie'' and the chance to meet Howard. She won and came down to promote the movie for some reason.
Howard spoke to the girls for a little while longer and Jodi turned out to be a better interview than Lindsey.
Mike Walker was on the phone to play the Gossip Game so Howard was thinking of doing that since Lindsey wasn't so interesting. Howard tried to get her to get into a bikini for the game but she wouldn't do that either. Gary came in and said that her mother was out in the green room and she thinks she could convince her to get into one if she had a couple of minutes with her. Lindsey said she wasn't going to do that no matter what. Jodi offered to let Lindsey put a whipped cream bikini on her if she wanted to. That didn't happen either.
Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard gave Lindsey some plugs for her Playboy layout and wrapped up the interview.