Howard said he went out to dinner with his girlfriend and then went over to John's place. Howard said everyone looked miserable when he got there. John said that was because everyone was losing to Scott the Engineer. Howard said he was so glad he wasn't part of that whole thing.
Gary was at the big premiere of the ''Harry Potter'' movie over the weekend. Howard said he was supposed to take his 8 year old daughter to see the movie but she said she didn't want to see it. Gary went and enjoyed most of it. He said it was a little too long for him. Two and a half hours total. Howard mentioned that ''Monsters Inc.'' made another $40 million this weekend. He said he checked out ''Shrek'' over the weekend and he didn't like it. He watched it without his kids and just doesn't get it. Gary said he loved it. Gary also said that Howard probably would have enjoyed ''Harry Potter'' but he would have complained about the length.
Melrose Larry Green called in with a bunch of audio clips for Howard to listen to. Melrose told Howard he had tape of Kathie Lee so Howard went over the letter he got from her that he read on the air last week. He read it again and goofed on her again about it. Melrose then played the clip of Kathie Lee on ''The Tonight Show'' rambling on about her sick assistant and how she's helping her out. She was on the show to promote the fact that she'd be selling stuff on QVC. Howard seemed to think that was pretty strange. Howard was fascinated by the things Kathie Lee had to say. He had other things to get to but Melrose kept sucking him into listening. Howard eventually got fed up with it and hung up on Melrose.
Howard figures that Silas must get laid a lot being a good looking bartender in L.A. Silas said he only works 2 days a week as a bartender and he has to be careful dating women from the bar because they'll always know where he is. He told Howard he spends the rest of the week surfing and working on his acting career. He said he tried out for ''Survivor'' so he might get recognized and get some acting work.
Howard figured Silas must have gotten laid at an early age living in Germantown, Tennessee but Silas told him he didn't get any until he was a Junior in high school. Somewhere around the age of 15 or 16... Same age as Howard was when he got laid the first time.
Howard took a couple of phone calls as he was wrapping up the interview. One woman said she hated Silas on ''Survivor'' because he came across as being very arrogant. Silas said people might have confused confidence for arrogance. Another phone caller told Howard he should just bend Silas over the console and screw him because he sounded really gay talking about what a good looking guy he was. Howard told the caller he was just curious to know how much a good looking bartender in Los Angeles can get laid.
Howard said he watched the new Kiefer Sutherland TV show ''24'' and actually liked it. He said he wasn't sure it would live up to the hype but it did.
Howard watched the celebrity version of ''The Weakest Link'' and saw some hot looking actress who thought there were 30 seconds in a minute. He couldn't believe that someone that dumb could go on a show like that to make a fool out of herself.
Howard spent a few minutes complaining about this guy Dr. Phil who has been on the Oprah Winfrey show quite a bit lately. He's a psychotherapist who yells at people and makes them cry. Howard played a clip of Dr. Phil making some poor guy cry. He convinced the guy to have a pretend conversation with his mother who made him ''emotionally bankrupt.'' Howard said if that was his therapist he'd have him up on charges as soon as he was done with the session. Howard said his girlfriend likes Dr. Phil and he's tried to convince her that he's just not a good guy.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about Bill O'Reilly who recently spoke out about celebrities who don't look into the charities they're donating money to around this September 11th tragedy. Howard said he agrees with what O'Reilly said because he made sure to find out what was going to happen to the money that he and his fans were going to donate to.
This guy Moe who works in the mail room at Howard's station does a little radio show of his own for his voice mail message. Howard played tape of the voice mail message and said it was actually better than some of the DJs that work at his station.
Howard had an obituary from the NY Times where they described one of the people who was lost in the World Trade Center attack. Howard went through the short article where the guy's wife described the guy. He was a quiet guy who enjoyed sports and food and comedy on TV. It went on to say that he enjoyed shows like ''The Honeymooners'', ''Seinfeld'' and ''Howard Stern.'' Howard said he was touched by the article and he thought the audience would too. He went on to talk about the war that's going on and how he's starting to think that 5 years down the road we may be putting Birkas on our women.
They've actually teamed up to do these ''Strippers Ball'' series of videos. You can find out more about them at StrippersBall.com.
Howard spent some time talking to them like they were actually a couple. He asked Jenna if Dennis is a great lover and how big his penis is. She had to tell Howard she'd never seen the thing though. Howard also told her that Dennis has broken his penis a couple of times. Dennis told that story one of the last times he was on the show. He ''missed'' as he was going in and bent his penis in such a way that it broke some blood vessels and made a mess.
Howard took a bunch of phone calls and let some listeners ask Dennis about whether or not he's gay or if he's going to play for the NBA again. Dennis has done some gay stuff but he says he's never had anal sex with a guy. He also said that he has been approached by an NBA team to come back but the money just wasn't right.
Howard gave Jenna and Dennis some plugs for their web site and he was wrapping up the segment when Gary came in with news that another airplane had crashed in Queens, New York. Howard wasn't sure if it was another terrorist attack but they put up the CNN feed so Howard could see. Howard said it was the same sickening black smoke that you could see when the planes crashed into the World Trade Center. Jenna said that she wasn't going to be flying out of the city after seeing that plane crash. She's got to go to Chicago to shoot another ''Strippers Ball'' video.
Howard had to take a break and when he came back he spent some more time talking about the plane crash. Robin told him that it was an incoming flight (later found out to be a departing flight) and the pilot had apparently tried to land in a wooded area but he was unsuccessful. A bunch of people were calling in with theories about the plane crash but Howard said we really don't know what happened yet. Howard had Robin move on to the news since they didn't know all that much about the crash at that point.
Win a Microsoft Xbox... you just have to beat Mr. T in an arm wrestling contest. Howard made the quick announcement this morning and said you just have to call 1-800-44-STERN to find out how you can get on.
Howard said the tattoo he has on his right arm has been bothering him for the past couple of days. He had it touched up recently and now it's raised and itchy. Artie Lange suggested that Howard put some ''Penisin'' on it to help. Howard then played the ''Penisin'' commercial parody that he's had for a couple of weeks now. A short time later Howard got a bunch of suggestions from people about what to use on the area to help the itch. Suggestions included Lubriderm, Neosporin and Vitamin E.
Howard finally got around to discussing yesterday's airplane crash. Howard seems to think that the public officials that are speaking out about this crash are full of crap when they say that it appears to be an accident. Howard said we don't know anything yet and they shouldn't be saying it appears to be an accident if they don't know yet. Howard said he doesn't know either but he's leaning toward thinking it's terrorism.
Howard had a bunch of voice mail messages to play for everyone. A couple of them were just people complaining about Gary and Howard. Then Howard played one from alien abductee Riley Martin who has been on the show many times. Howard said Riley has such a great delivery that he had to listen to it on the air.
A listener called in and gave Robin and Howard a few ''F***, Marry, Kill'' choices to mull over. Howard wasn't interested in hearing the guys that the caller mentioned. The guy gave Howard a couple of choices but then asked for some advice on how to keep his girlfriend quiet when they're having sex. Howard told the guy that a woman should make noise when she's having sex and if she's doing it you shouldn't try to shut her up.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about Don Imus and his 40,000 acre ranch that's featured in ''Architectural Digest'' this month. Robin picked up the magazine the other day and Howard looked through it. He said he's got to hand it to Imus for what he's done. Howard said he's taken $30 million worth of his listener's donations and created a 14,000 square foot house on his giant parcel of property. Imus claims the $30 million was to be used for his camp for cancer kids but it sure looks like it was used for his own house.
Howard spoke to Shatner about this Iron Chef show and tried to figure out what it was. Shatner said it's like a cooking show meets the WWF. A bunch of chefs compete against each other in a cooking competition.
Howard also found out that Shatner will be in the upcoming celebrity version of ''Weakest Link'' and asked him why he'd put himself through that. Shatner said he did it for a charity. Howard wondered why he'd let that woman insult him when he can't insult her back. Shatner said he's not allowed to talk about what happened on the show but he did say that he got to insult her back... in a loving way of course.
Howard moved on to talk about Star Trek conventions and how much money he can make appearing at one. Howard started out at $100,000 and Shatner told him to come way down. Howard thinks he can make around $40,000 but Shatner would just say that it's ''in the thousands'' of dollars. Howard asked him if he's ever banged a Trekkie. He said he never has but some of the people in the studio didn't quite believe him.
Howard wrapped up and gave Shatner plugs for all of his stuff. You can find out more about Iron Chef USA at IronChefUSATV.com. You can purchase the videotape ''Mind Meld: Secrets Behind the Voyage of a Lifetime'' at WilliamShatner.com
KC also gave Howard a web site to check out called RateMyPoo.com where people rate pictures of bowel movements. Howard quickly looked at a few of the pictures and vaguely described what some of them looked like.
Howard recently mentioned that he's not allowed to swim in his old pool that his ex-wife now owns. Some tabloid magazine picked up on the story and turned it into something big. Howard had just said that he might be allowed to go back if his kids invited him but he can't just go there and swim when he wants to. The article made it seem like Alison had kicked his ass out of the house and wouldn't let him back in.
Howard read an article about his old home town of Roosevelt, Long Island where they're thinking of closing the high school. Howard ended up going into a whole discussion about growing up there and how it was taken over by black families. Howard says that his family was the last white family to leave the area. A few phone callers shared their stories of living in the area too.
Melrose Larry Green called in with some audio clips for Howard to listen to. He had a clip from the Larry King show where Chuck Schumer talked about yesterday's plane crash. He said that preliminary indications are that it was probably an accident. Howard went off on the guy and said they shouldn't be saying that stuff because they just don't know. He complained about this earlier in the show. Howard ended up hanging up on Melrose again because he just wasn't interested in the other clips he had to play.
Howard quickly reminded everyone how Tabitha got into porno. She was a housewife who left her husband after being asked to do a few movies. She said she didn't think it was fair to remain married to the guy while she was working in porn. Plus, her husband was only banging her every 3 weeks or so.
Howard said he checked out Tabitha's web site TabithaStevens.com and it just wasn't working for him. He told her she doesn't quite have it worked out yet.
Tabitha claims that she would like to bang Howard but Benjy claims that she asked him out on a date too so Howard doesn't think she'd really be into him. Tabitha said it's a completely different thing. She'd just hang out with Benjy while she'd love to bang Howard.
Tabitha took some clothes off to show Howard how she looked. She had ''big melons'' according to Howard. She was also completely shaved. Howard said she really does need to be banged. Howard asked Tabitha if she'd bang Artie Lange too. She said she wouldn't do that but she'd give him oral. She's just not into Artie so she couldn't have sex with him. This discussion led to Howard bringing in Shelly ''Angry Black'' who came down to complain that Tabitha doesn't have sex with black guys. Shelly told Tabitha that he was offering the ''olive branch'' by suggesting that they go into the bathroom right there in the studio to bang each other. Tabitha said she just doesn't prefer to bang black guys and she wouldn't do him. Gary asked her if she'd do it for $10,000. She still said no. The only black guy that Tabitha could think of to bang was Lenny Kravitz but he wasn't available. Angry Black even whipped out his penis to try and tempt her to bang him but that didn't work. She said it was a nice package but she still wasn't interested. Howard said he thought it looked kind of odd.
Howard moved on to talk to Tabitha about other things. He told her he just can't follow someone like Ron Jeremy who she's done a movie with. Tabitha said she has done about 20 guys in her life and she prefers to stick to people she knows when she does porn movies. She told Howard she's only been able to orgasm once doing a movie and that was when she had two women doing her. She said when she's ''working'' with guys she just doesn't get off.
Howard took a few phone calls for Tabitha and then played a new game called ''Wheel of Sex'' with her. Howard had a wheel with a bunch of strange things for her to do. He'd spin it and she'd have to do whatever came up on the wheel. It included things like:
Howard had Tabitha come over and spin the wheel herself the second time. She got the ''Get naked on all fours and act like a dog'' for that spin. She went right ahead and did that. She got naked, howled and barked while everyone looked on. Howard took a couple more phone calls for her and then wrapped up the interview.
After taking a break Howard was still talking about Tabitha and how Artie was really interested in her. Howard still wasn't sure he'd go out with a porn star. He said something about how he thinks they have major problems. He said it's just not normal to bang guys on film. Everyone pointed out that Howard has kissed a bunch of other women who have been with other guys. Howard said it's just the whole ''doing it on film'' thing that bothers him. Someone asked Howard if he'd do a woman who posed for Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler magazines. He said yes to Playboy and Penthouse but no to Hustler.
Artie said he'd never turn down the chance to have sex with Tabitha Stevens. The discussion went on and on about some of the stuff Tabitha did and how hot it was but Howard just can't get over the fact that she's a porn star. Ralph joined in the conversation but Howard ended up hanging up on him. Then Robin told Howard that she heard a story about him that was pretty funny. She told Howard that Ralph had slept with a stripper and they ended up having a discussion about September 11th and Ralph ended up crying about it. She heard he had to hide it from her by sitting up and turning away. Howard got Ralph back on the phone and spoke to him about it. Ralph said his eyes welled up a little bit and the stripper never saw it. He wasn't sure exactly what it was that set him off so he couldn't give any other details. Howard hung up on him again and took a break.
Howard said he had a meeting with a guy who he's going to be producing a movie with and the guy asked him how often he gets out to Los Angeles. Howard said he's not going out there any more; he'll be having conferences by phone now. He's too freaked out by Monday's plane crash and the September 11th terrorist attacks.
A listener called in and complained about Howard's show getting cut up yesterday during a discussion after porn star Tabitha Stevens left. Howard went off on Andre, the guy who hits the delay button.
A listener called in to talk about the Michael Jackson special that was on CBS last night. The guy said it was disturbing to watch. Howard said he didn't see it but he knows enough to comment on it. The caller annoyed Howard too much so he hung up on him so he could continue his Michael Jackson discussion. Robin had pulled some audio of a woman interviewing Michael for TV Guide so Howard played that and goofed on that a little bit. Howard also had tape from the special that he went through. He had Liza Minnelli singing and ''Dame Elizabeth Taylor'' introducing Michael to the audience. Of course he also had Michael singing and yelling his signature ''Hee Hee'' when he starts off a song. Howard thinks that he should stop that already, it's embarrassing. Then Howard had the announcer talking about how great Michael is in everything he does. Howard said that the special was put together by Michael so he probably wrote all of the stuff that the announcer was reading.
Howard also talked to her about what she does in the Exotic Erotic Ball. She does a burlesque show and said something about a giant martini glass and swishing around in it. Howard said she was dressed in 1940's clothing so she had an unusual look. Dita said that both she and Marilyn like that look so she sticks with it. Howard was curious to find out if she's ever brought other women home for Marilyn. She said she hasn't done that but she has done some stuff with women herself. She didn't spend a lot of time talking about it with Howard though.
After a short interview Howard took a couple of phone calls and gave her plugs which included the web sites Dita.net and ExoticEroticBall.com. Howard had checked out some photos from her web site and asked her if her boobs were real or not. She told Howard to make up his own mind so he took that as efmeaning that they're fake.
Howard also spoke to Bernard about how great a job he's done keeping the city free of homeless people. Bernard told Howard that they don't just arrest all of the homeless, they actually send them to hospitals and try to get them help.
Howard said he's been to Bernard's office and it could be a great chick magnet. Bernard said the closest he's had to having a chick up there was when Howard was there with his long hair.
Bernard spent a little time telling Howard how they managed to clean up the jails and prisons in the city also. He said they now how a magnetic chair that can tell the corrections officers when an inmate has a weapon on him. That way they can catch things before something happens. They then put that prisoner in a cell and wait for the weapon to come out of its hiding spot.
Bernard shared a bunch of stories with Howard about learning Karate and getting stabbed while on an undercover drug bust. He also told Howard about his mother and how he learned about that. The two of them also spent a short time talking about Monday's plane crash. Bernard said they really don't know whether or not it was a terrorist attack but it looks like something definitely happened to the rear stabilizer because it was about a mile away from the crash site. Howard asked Bernard if he would fly on a commercial flight after all that's happened. He said he would.
Howard told Bernard that he's really upset that he's leaving his position. Bernard said he wouldn't leave if Mayor Giuliani was staying in office. He called Mayor Giuliani a ''phenomenal leader''.
Howard said that Bernard will be signing books at a few Barnes and Noble bookstores in the next few days...
After discussing Imus for a few minutes Howard got back to more Michael Jackson audio clips. He had some clips from an interview that was done with Jackson recently. Jackson is always talking about ''the kids'' and it's kind of disturbing to Howard to hear the guy always talking about children. KC came in and said there was only one clip where Michael didn't mention kids. He said Jackson even managed to bring up kids when he was asked a question about actor Chris Tucker.
Howard started off talking about how Bernie is a ''real black man'' and it's refreshing to see that on TV. Bernie came in and said that on his new show he just ''tells it like it is'' and he's just being himself. He plays himself on the show and Howard said it's really funny. Bernie told Howard that 85% of the show is true to his life. The house is similar to the one he lives in now and the relationships they show are very similar to what he has in his life. He said that FOX has allowed him to do what he wants to do on the show and that's the reason he's doing it. He said that he doesn't need the money and he's had other chances to do TV shows in the past. The timing was just right for this show and he's free to be outrageous on his show. He said he didn't want to ruin his career by not being himself. He said some people who were ''handcuffed'' when they had their own TV shows were Don Rickles and Richard Pryor. Howard also mentioned Sam Kinison who was held back when he did ''Charlie Hoover.'' Bernie said that he didn't need a TV show because he's got a great career going on the road doing stand-up comedy.
In his stand-up routine Bernie used to talk about his nephew being a ''faggot'' but he didn't realize how that would affect the kid. He told Howard how the kid used to get teased at school because of his act. He ended up going to his nephew's school and wound up doing a 2 hour routine for the teachers and students. He said after that his nephew was a hero and he got over the ''faggot'' stuff.
Howard and Robin wondered what will happen to Bernie if he becomes really famous from this TV show. Bernie said he's already famous and can't go anywhere because he gets recognized. He said he won't change if more fame comes to him. Robin told Bernie that's what Jim Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld used to tell Howard. Carrey used to beg to come on the show, now he won't set foot in the studio. Howard told Bernie that he told Jerry Seinfeld that when he got famous he'd stop doing the show and he was right. Seinfeld stopped calling in and now he won't come on the show at all.
Howard wrapped up the interview and mentioned that Bernie would be signing books at a couple of places. The book ''I Ain't Scared of You : Bernie Mac on How Life Is'' came out last month and he'll be in Florida in the next couple of days to sign copies of it.
Howard reminded everyone about that RateMyPoo.com web site that he looked at yesterday on the show. He said he tried getting on the site but he couldn't remember the correct name. Then he told a story about clogging his own toilet after taking a dump after two days of not going. He said it was so clogged that nothing would go down. He doesn't own a plunger so he ended up leaving the toilet full while he went to a meeting in the afternoon. He figured it would ''dissolve'' a little bit while he was away but when he came home 6 hours later it was all still there in one clump. He said he ended up getting some kind of stick and jabbed at it to break it up until it would flush.
Howard moved on to talk about Les Moonves, the President of CBS TV. Howard kept calling him a snake but wouldn't get into why he was calling him that. (Something to do with his Saturday night TV show being canceled most likely) Howard was pointing out some of the TV shows that Les has put on the network this season that have failed to get any ratings including ''Wolf Lake'', ''The Education of Max Bickford'' and the Ellen Degeneres show. Howard said he's going to get a snake for the studio and they're going to put Les' name on it to remind him to avoid the guy. Howard said he's going to write a book some day about all of the snakes he's dealt with in show business. He said he has to wait until he's out of radio to do it though. He said he'd talk about why he's calling Les a snake later in the show.
Howard mentioned that Bill O'Reilly would be coming on the show and said that someone told them that he'd badmouthed the show at one time. Howard said they couldn't find evidence of that so maybe someone was confused with ''Baba O'Reilly'' or something. When Artie heard that he broke into The Who's ''Baba O'Reilly'' for a few lines. Howard knew the song but the first few lines that Artie sang were a mystery to him.
Howard played some voice mails that were left for the show. One woman bitched about David Wells being on the show the other day and how New Yorkers don't want him back like Howard said that day. Another caller left a message for Scott Einziger from E! who is leaving the show to go work for ''The Amazing Race'' on CBS. Howard spent a few minutes going over that story again. Another call was from a woman who wants Howard and the crew to do a show from her home where she raises bears. Howard said he doesn't think that his audience would be interested in that. Artie said it wouldn't be interesting unless one of them got eaten by a bear.
Howard was a little upset he couldn't make a whole bit out of it but he went ahead and read the results. Terry told Howard that the average man has a testosterone level of 302. Howard came in first with a level of 544. Second place was Vinnie Favale from CBS with a 368. Next was Gary with 328 and KC with 301. Fred was even lower at 202 and Stuttering John came in at 199. Robin's level was a low 65 and the average for a woman is 85.
Stuttering John said that he was trying to pleasure himself the other night and he wasn't able to finish. Howard said of course he couldn't finish, he doesn't have the testosterone level of a normal guy.
Terry told Howard that he's the highest level he's ever tested. Howard said he knew he'd win. You can check out the results yourself at Terry's web site MeanGenes.org
DDP eventually presented Howard with the Xbox and told him how great the games are on the thing. DDP also told Howard about how he's been married for 10 years to a woman who is 16 years younger than he is. Howard said that's the right age separation for a guy. Howard plugged the upcoming WWF Pay-Per-View that's coming up this Sunday and wrapped up with them.
Mr. T came in and Howard spent some time talking to him. They talked about his cancer fight and some other things that have gone on in his life. At one point Mr. T mentioned the incident where he cut down some trees on his property and his neighbors got upset with him. He thinks that it was a white/black thing but Howard disagreed with him. That really set off Mr. T. He went nuts yelling and arguing with Howard about the situation for a few minutes. Howard eventually had to give up on the argument because he couldn't get a word in.
When Howard asked Mr. T if he has a girlfriend he said yes. A short time later he said he was kidding and he doesn't have one. Howard and Robin sounded very interested in finding out about the new woman because he hasn't had one in such a long time. It was all a lie though.
Howard then moved on to the arm wrestling thing. He told Mr. T he was going to bring in three guys who wanted to arm wrestle him for a new Xbox video game console. Mr. T then said that he wasn't going to arm wrestle anyone. He said he doesn't have anything to prove and he doesn't do that. Howard brought the three guys in anyway and told them he'd try to get them each an Xbox. Gary came in and said that Mr. T's agent knew about this arm wrestling thing and the agent claims that Mr. T knew about it. Mr. T said he really didn't know and he wouldn't have agreed to do it anyway. Once again there was a big argument about the whole thing. Some of the guys that came down said that Mr. T was a chump for backing out of this. He insisted that he would never do this unless it was for charity or something. Howard then wrapped up the interview and gave out Mr. T's plugs. Mr. T was promoting 1-800-COLLECT and Conair products that can be purchased on Conair.com. He's also got a Mr. T Wacky Wobble doll out. It's one of those dolls where the head bobs around uncontrollably. Veronica got to ring the bell they had set up just one time as Howard ended the segment.
Howard spoke to each of the women for a short time too. Paula, Tina and Daisy all had a story to share about working for Vincent. Vincent said that they can also investigate women. One of the girls did go undercover as a lesbian to try and catch one woman but she said she never got hit on but she did hang out with the suspected lesbian.
Howard took a bunch of phone calls and there were a lot of angry guys who don't like what this guy does. One guy said he'd kill this guy if he ever set him up like this. Other callers said that what he does is just wrong.
Vincent came in to promote his book ''How to Catch Him With His Pants Down and Kick Him in His Assets'' which is available on his web site ISpyForYou.com
Howard took a bunch of phone calls for Bill and quite a few of them kissed his ass a little bit. A bunch of the callers like both Howard and Bill. Howard also spoke to Bill about the fact that his show is rated higher than Larry King's. Howard didn't think that it's that hard to beat Larry's show but Bill said it was at first.
Howard plugged a couple of things for Bill as he wrapped up the phone call. Bill's new book ''The No-Spin Zone: Confrontations with the Powerful and Famous in America'' is out now and his TV show ''The O'Reilly Factor'' airs on the FOX News channel at 8pm, 11pm and 4am.
Howard said he's planning a contest in the near future for 2 women who want breast implants. They both said they'd be willing to make out with Beetlejuice the dwarf to win the implants. Howard said that's no problem but he's wondering if he should give them the choice of making out with either Beetlejuice or a dog. For some reason the delay button was hit each time Howard mentioned the dog being kissed so we did miss some of the discussion.
Melrose Larry Green called in with some tape for Howard to listen to. Bill O'Reilly mentioned Howard's name on ''The O'Reilly Factor'' yesterday so Melrose played that tape first. Bill pointed out how Howard has supported him lately.
Entertainment Tonight did a piece the other night that Howard thought was pretty good. They showed untouched tape from the Michael Jackson special and it turns out they did some touch-ups on some of the performers. He said that they showed the before and after video of Whitney Houston's performance and it was disturbing. He said in the before shot you could see how skinny and bony her chest and legs were. In the after shot they wiped out the boniness of her chest and it made her look much better. Howard and the rest of the crew spent a couple of minutes discussing her.
Melrose also had tape from CNN when they played the tape of the terrorist calls from Flight 93 which went down in Pennsylvania on September 11th. Howard couldn't understand much of what he heard so Melrose had to explain to him what he thinks he heard. You hear a lot of screaming and the terrorists talking about a bomb being on board the plane and telling the passengers to remain seated. Melrose interrupted after each line and told Howard what he thought he heard. Howard thought the whole thing was kind of disturbing to hear so he ended up cutting Melrose off and moved on to other stuff.
Gary the Retard called in and said he wants to come back to New York to go to Scores. Howard said he'll work on something for him to do so they can fly him out there. Howard ended up talking to Gary about the war and President Bush. Gary thinks that the war is taking too long and he doesn't like President Bush. Howard also asked Gary if he still believes in Santa Claus. Of course he does. He's almost 50 years old and he still believes in Santa. He doesn't want toys for Christmas though. He said he's too old for toys.
After getting that out in the open Howard moved on to talk a little more about the Don Imus stuff that he's been talking about this week.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Marie and found out that she might want to date him also. He then brought in each of the three women and interviewed them to find out what they do and how compatible they might be. First up was Shiba (ShibaWinston.com), a black woman, who is an Etiquette and Protocol Consultant. Howard figured it was like a fancy charm school. She claims she can make a six figure income doing what she does.
Next up was Jaclyn who was only 5'4'' tall. Howard wasn't sure that would work out since he's 6'5'' tall. Jaclyn said that she dated a guy who was 6'7'' tall so it's not a problem for her. She said she's the Vice President of a manure corporation so she has a nice income also. She also had a nice set of breasts according to Howard.
Finally there was Erin. Erin was much taller and that went over well with Howard. She told him that she's in the radio business but she's between jobs right now. Howard spoke to her for a couple of minutes and said that if he breaks up with his current girlfriend he'd probably go with one of these women. Marie interrupted him and said she had one more woman who came down by the name of Laquicia. It turned out to be her daughter Vinni doing an impression of a black woman. Howard let her do her thing for a few seconds and then moved on to revealing which woman he would probably date if he wasn't already dating. He said that it would probably be Erin because she's tall and she's in the same business as him. He said the other two women were attractive but there was just something about Erin that he liked.
Howard said that he was impressed that Marie was actually able to deliver what she said she was going to deliver. She brought in attractive women who aren't just looking for money. Howard thanked her for coming down and gave her web site a plug. You can find out more at Introductions3.com
Howard moved on to talk to this journalist Debbie Schlussel who calls in quite often to talk about the Taliban and holy war. She wanted to let Howard know that she's going to be on ''Politically Incorrect'' tonight with Al Sharpton, Howie Mandel and some other guy. She told Howard that there were some fireworks between her and Sharpton and she wasn't able to get a word in with him talking over her. Howard found that hard to believe because he's hardly able to get a word in when she's on the phone with him. Howard spent a couple of minutes with her and then moved on to other stuff.
A caller asked Howard why he doesn't just get a vasectomy because he keeps talking about how he doesn't want kids. Howard said he doesn't want anyone messing around with his stuff so he's not going there.
A listener called in and told Howard he switched over to Imus' radio program after Howard started bitching about him earlier this morning. The caller said Imus then started badmouthing Howard about how ugly he is and how he's a ''Tiny Tim look alike.'' That set Howard off and he started ranting about Imus and how he's better looking than he is. Howard said he knows he's no beauty but he could beat Imus in a beauty contest. He even said he'd go on Imus' show on Monday morning and have a beauty contest where 10 women would vote on them. Howard said he wants to be in underwear and let the women decide who's the best. Howard went on to talk about what a scumbag Imus has been since he worked with him at WNBC years ago. Howard said Imus called a woman a ''nig*er'' to her face in the halls of WNBC and he even admits to that. Howard said he wonders if any of the cancer kids that go to Imus' cancer camp get called names like that too. Howard mentioned how Imus covers up his ''turkey neck'' with an ascot and he challenged him to take that off during their beauty contest... if there is one.
After a long break Howard came back and had Fred from GoldenPalace.com on the phone to give the results. Howard had him give the third place contestant first. Tom turned out to be the person with the least amount of votes. Fred told Howard that Tom was in the lead at one point but he ended up losing out. The runner up was Selena so the winner was number one, Bianca. Fred said the voting was very close but he didn't give out the numbers. Tom was very bitter that he lost and he wasn't afraid to say it. He thought that he had a good chance of winning but obviously he was wrong. Howard said he probably would have voted for Selena himself.