Howard pulled out a couple of thank-you cards that he said he received from the President of NBC and the President of NBC programming. He pointed out how the handwriting on both notes was exactly the same. Jay found that to be pretty funny.
Howard went on to tell Jay how he's cleaning up his image now that he's an executive producer. He told Jay how he got a couple of his projects off the ground as soon as he brought them to a couple of networks. He said he's classing up his act and even apologized for his last appearance on Jay's show when he brought out a couple of lesbians to kiss. Howard said he's done with the lesbian stuff now. Yeah right!
Howard then introduced the cast of ''Son of the Beach'' who were sitting up in the audience of the show. The first woman, Jaime Bergman, stood up and ripped over her clothing to reveal her ''Son of the Beach'' bathing suit. Kim Oja, Rolland Kickinger and Leila Arcieri followed her. Then Howard introduced the star of the show, Tim Stack. Tim took off his shirt to reveal his white, flabby stomach.
Howard then told Jay that the stars of the show are trained actors and he wanted to show everyone how good they are. He had Jaime and Leila come down to do CPR on each other. Jaime laid on the set at Howard's feet and played dead while Leila did some phony CPR on her.. There's your lesbian scene. Jay sarcastically told Howard he was afraid he'd try to pull a cheap stunt with the women.
Howard and Jay sat back down and played a quick clip of ''Son of the Beach'' before taking a commercial break.
After the break Howard and Jay discussed Howard's legal separation. Howard explained to Jay that it wasn't the women on the show that broke up the marriage. It was the constant working that caused him to let his personal life go. He just worked too hard. He went on to tell Jay that he's very lonely now and he needs a date. He suggested that Jay march a few audience members up on stage so he could pick one out. Then Howard saw the female band member on the set and said maybe he needs a black woman. His pick up line was ''Yo, yo, yo, what's happening?'' Howard then decided to talk a walk around the audience to pick out a date. He hopped off stage and picked out a young blonde woman and asked Jay how they looked together. He then picked out a chubby short guy and asked how they looked together. Howard started to lean in for a kiss with the guy but backed off and went back on stage.
After another break Jay came back and introduced the next guest, Tobey Maguire. Tobey is in the new movie ''The Wonder Boys''. Tobey told Jay that he met Howard back stage and he's a really nice guy. Then Howard took over the show. He started to interview Tobey about the women in his life. Tobey said he has a girlfriend and didn't want to talk about that stuff but Howard kept up the questions. Jay pointed out that Tobey had a love scene with Charlize Theron in the movie ''The Cider House Rules'' so Howard asked him if he got aroused during the scene. Tobey told him he didn't. Howard asked Jay if he would get aroused doing a scene like that. Jay explained that if he were acting and his character was supposed to get aroused he would. Jay tried to take back control of the conversation but it was tough. Howard was asking Tobey if he was going to get married and if so, why. Tobey finally started to talk to Jay while Howard kept quiet for a couple of minutes. That was about it for Howard. Jay had on musical guest Vertical Horizon and after that the show as over.