Robin was throwing in the towel on her favorite team, the Mets, because they've lost the first two games. Gary said that she was saying that she should become a Yankee fan because the Mets ''suck''. Gary told Howard that Robin is the worst kind of fan because of the way she reacted to her team losing.
Howard and Robin went to the Eminem/Limp Bizkit show on Friday night. Howard took his 14 year old daughter and 2 of her friends to the show. He also brought his buddy Ross to the show. Ross was making inappropriate comments about Howard's daughter. Howard said Ross was drinking quite a bit and may have made one or two inappropriate comments. Gary said he saw Ross the next night and Ross was telling him how beautiful Howard's daughter will grow up to be. Gary said he had to tell Ross that he couldn't have that conversation with him.
Howard and Robin talked about the songs that Eminem was singing and how much he curses. Howard said that Ross yelled out something about what a role model Eminem was. Howard said Ross yelled that out while he was drunk so he's not much of a role model either. Howard brought his kids back stage to meet the guys from the bands and Robin said that Fred from Limp Bizkit was getting kind of flirty with Howard's daughter. Howard didn't realize it at the time. He said that the girls must not look 14 because as he was walking around guys were saying stuff like ''Way to go Howard!'' and ''You sure know how to pick 'em!'' Howard said he had to tell them that they were only 14. He said he had a lot of fun at the concert though.
Howard said he didn't get to see the Mike Tyson fight over the weekend but he heard about it. Robin saw it and said it was very strange because Golota wouldn't get back in the ring to fight after getting hit a few times. Howard played some tape of Golota trying to talk about what happened but he was barely understandable. He has an accent and a stutter that made it hard to understand but funny to listen to. Howard played the clip a few times to get as many laughs out of it as possible.
Robin said she got to see the Layla Ali fight also and her father Muhammad Ali was in the audience but he had his eyes closed. The announcers said that Ali could still understand what was going on in the fight even though he had his eyes closed. Robin got a laugh out of that. After all of the fight talk Howard played the tape of Gary Garver interviewing Leon Spinks where you can barely understand a word Spinks is saying.
Howard got back to the discussion about the concert he went to. He said that it was cool because there were couches that he could sit on during the concert. He said the audience was cool also because they weren't acting up too much. Howard said that at one point some Scores strippers came in barely dressed. Scott the Engineer was also at the concert with his son. Scott had to ask Howard in a strange way if he could help him get back stage with his son. Howard finally invited the Scott to go with him.
Howard was impressed with this one woman who sang with Eminem. Her name is Dido and Howard played a couple of short clips of her songs. He didn't spend a lot of time talking about her though.
There were a couple of deaths during the World Series weekend. Since Howard and the crew bet on how many deaths there would be they had to figure out if the deaths were related to the series or not. One guy died in a hit and run accident and one guy had a heart attack. Everyone agreed that they weren't related to the rivalry between the Mets and the Yankees so they don't count as deaths.
Howard gave another rule for the upcoming Pornoween contest where one lucky listener will be able to sleep with a porn star after they find her. Howard had a bunch of things that the winner has to say to LeAnna Heart when they find her. He had suggestions like:
Howard said he also visited this cool site called AmIHot.com where people post their pictures and others can vote on how hot they are on a scale of 1 to 10. Howard said there were some really nasty looking guys on the site who were only getting like 3's for their scores. He said he gave some of them 10's and their scores still remained low. He also said there weren't many chicks on the site but there were a couple. He said he gave some of them high scores also. Later in the show Howard said that AmIHot.com had crashed because of the mention. He said the same thing happened with HowardStern.com when he put up the pictures of LeAnna Heart. He said the site got over 6 million hits before it crashed. He doesn't know much about that stuff but he's guessing it's a lot. He keeps pointing out that the site is not an official site or anything. It's just for posting things like pictures of LeAnna Heart and the death pool lists.
Howard mentioned that on tomorrow's show Fred, Gary and Vinnie Favale will be competing in a rock and roll trivia contest. He talked about that for a couple of minutes and then said that John the Stutterer heard about it and left a message saying that he's a huge rock and roll trivia guy and he wants to be in the contest. The message was funny because he stuttered so bad through it. Howard said if they have him in the contest there has to be some kind of time limit for his answers because he stutters so long.
Getting off the subject of Farmer John, Gary came in to set the record straight on when the current death pool ends. At first they were saying it ends at midnight on the day before their Christmas vacation starts. That would be December 14 at midnight. Then Howard said that he said it ends on Christmas day at midnight. That seems to be the final decision but it could change before they go on vacation. Somehow the subject of Gary's teeth came up and everyone goofed on him for a couple of minutes. At one point John asked him why the dentist didn't give him whiter teeth. Gary said he wanted pearly white teeth but the dentist told him that it wouldn't match the rest of his gray/green teeth so that's why they're the color they are. Howard mentioned how Regis has really white teeth and you know they can't be his own because he's like 70-something years old. They also mentioned Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes having too-white teeth. Howard said ''they stick out like OJ at a Nicole Brown family reunion.''
Later in the show a woman called in to tell John he has no idea what he's in for if he buys that farm. She said she has a cabin in upstate New York and she has to go up with her family every weekend to work on stuff. She said they spend more time working than relaxing. Gary also pointed out that he'd have to get someone to plow his driveway and/or roads when it snows and he'd have to take away his own garbage. Howard told John ''Just do it (buy the farm), I wanna laugh.''
Howard said Jackie is scheduled to go on ''Hollywood Squares'' in the near future. He's not going to get a plug for it though. Howard said Jackie's got no loyalty to the show and he's not going to read any plugs for that appearance.
On another subject, a listener called in and said that the SAG strike has been settled. The caller wanted to thank Howard for backing the SAG actors in their strike. Howard said he was happy to do so because he knew a lot of people who were getting screwed during that strike. He was also taking all of the credit for the strike being settled.
Another phone caller wanted Howard's advice on how to pass a urine drug test. Jackie ended up giving out a web site address for a site that tells you how to pass drug tests. You can find the link over at Jokeland.com. Howard was talking about the urine tests and wondered how people can pee with someone watching them. Stuttering John wanted to know how women do it. Howard said he'd like that job where he could watch women peeing. He brought up how Penthouse magazine has become a center for a peeing community. He said all of the letters to the editor are about peeing and it's really strange.
KC brought up horses at one point during a discussion and said that he's seen them put to sleep at the track after they break their leg. Scott DePace from E! came in and said that he used to work at a horse track and has seen horses put down the same as KC has. It didn't take long for the subject to change to DePace's soon-to-be-born son. DePace, who has said some things that make him sound kind of homophobic, was goofed on for a short period of time. Everyone was asking him what he'd do if his son turned out to be gay. He kept his mouth shut but everyone suspects that he'd disown his son if that were the case. They all said that they hope that the son does turn out to be gay just because DePace is such a homophobe. Howard suggested that they all buy the kid pink gifts when he's born. Scott said he'd just return them all. One of the names DePace and his wife are considering is ''Clark''. Howard said that's a gay name right there and he's just asking for trouble.
The fact that Eric Dickerson (Howard said it was Lynn Swan) says ''orientated'' instead of oriented was also a subject for discussion. Howard said someone should have pointed out to the audience that he was butchering the English language. Stuttering John was at the Jets game but he ended up leaving early because one of the player's wives was screaming at such a high decibel that he couldn't take it anymore. Howard asked him if he drank at the game. John said ''Not really..'' but then told everyone that he had one beer before the game and another 3 at half time. He calls that ''not drinking''? Howard thinks that he's probably lying about the amount he drank. Howard said it's probably more like 40 beers instead of 4.
A listener called in with tape from the Larry King show last night because Kathie Lee mentioned Howard's name. Larry asked her about the note she sent to Howard after the separation from his wife last year and Kathie Lee responded. She said it was a nice thing to do and she'd do it again. You can read the transcript of the conversation at CNN.com. The Howard mention is about 3/4 of the way down. Howard listened to the tape and said that he's never gotten another letter from Kathie Lee. He said that's because he'd read it on the air just like he did with the first one.
Howard had tape of the Mad Russian asking a couple of celebrities questions. The Mad Russian has no authorization to ask Howard Stern questions but he did a pretty good job so Howard played the tape. He asked New Jersey Governor Christie Whitman if she still credits Howard with helping her win the position. She still says that she does. The next person up was big, fat Star Jones. Howard said you have to hear her breathing because it's so labored. She's so fat that she can barely speak. Mad Russian asked her a softball question and she rambled through her answer. Then he asked her about Howard and she said she didn't know who he was talking about. She then walked away from him. Mad Russian also questioned Senator Harkin but the guy just kept saying ''Who?'' over and over when he was asked about Howard. Russian also got Senator Frist from Tennessee. He asked about abortion and capital punishment then hit him with the Stern question. He actually said he listens and watches the show. He said he loves 50% of the stuff and the other 50% he's too embarrassed to love.
Howard was complaining about how he was tied up in traffic on his way home last night because President Clinton was in town. He said the roads around the airport were closed down until the President left the area so traffic was a nightmare. He said there's no way that he's going to vote for Hillary now because they have no respect for the public.
Howard played some more tape from the Tyson/Golota fight from this past weekend. Howard said that it turns out Golota had a broken jaw and some vertebra broken in his neck. Robin said she doesn't believe that because the guy didn't complain about any pain after the fight. She continued arguing even though Howard was just telling her what was said in the news. He had to tell her that she was arguing with herself. It didn't matter what he said though, she just kept the argument going.
Howard spoke about each of the contestants then took bets on who would win. Robin picked Vinnie, Howard and Jackie picked Fred to win and Stuttering John picked Vinnie. Gary, wondering why no one bet on him, said ''So am I the dark horse here?'' The jokes about his teeth were too easy so there was just laughter after he said that. Robin said she couldn't believe that he said that. Howard told him he has the teeth of a dark horse. KC came in and bet that Gary would win and took 2-1 odds on it. The buzzers for the contestants were Gary the Retard yelling out ''Gary!'', ''Fred!'' and ''Vinnie!''
The format was like a game of Jeopardy. Some of the categories were:
After that game John the Stutterer came in to play the winner. John had called in recently to say that he was a big RnR trivia guy and Howard had him come in to stutter up a storm. If John wins he would get a trip to Las Vegas to see Blues Traveler at the Hard Rock Hotel. He was thrilled that he could win that great of a prize.
They played for a best of 5 questions and amazingly, John won the contest. He got a couple of the questions right and won the trip. Howard told him he should ask Renee to go with him. She actually said she would go to Vegas with him. Meanwhile, Fred was goofing on his stutter and was making him stutter even worse. They eventually wrapped things up and moved on to other things. You can see Renee at NexusGoldClub.com.
Lenny came in and Howard spent a minute talking about how Lenny likes to show off his abs in the pictures on his new album. He also said that Lenny gets so much sex that he doesn't have to masturbate at all. Lenny asked Howard ''Wouldn't you..'' want it the same way? Of course he would.
Howard brought up the theoretical question that he was asked earlier about being on a desert island. He asked Lenny who it would be, Pam with one leg or Farrah Fawcett as she appears today. Lenny then told Howard a story about when he was a kid in Los Angeles. He was in a shoe store and walked by Farrah one day. As he walked by her she farted. Lenny said that ruined it for him and he's still not over it. Howard then learned that none of Lenny's girlfriends ever fart in front of him. He did say that his ex-wife Lisa Bonet did do that kind of stuff in front of him but that's different because she was his wife. Howard also asked Lenny the desert island question with Cheryl Tiegs but Lenny said he's not sure what she looks like today. The question was eventually dropped. Howard then remembered hearing a story about Pamela Anderson giving Lenny her number and Lenny turning down a date. He said that's true but he was kind of vague in his reason for not dating her. He said something about there being a history there. Howard thinks it's because she's had too many other guys. That might be why he's dating 18 year old Devon Aoki now. She's the daughter of Benihana owner Rocky Aoki. Howard thinks he wanted someone ''fresh'' to bang. She's also got a lot of money Howard suspects. But Lenny said he doesn't care about the money because he's got his own. Howard spent a couple of minutes going through some of the women Lenny has dated. One of them is Kate Hudson, daughter of Goldie Hawn. Lenny said she was a great girl and her mother is nice also. Howard also talked about why Lenny and Lisa Bonet broke up. Someone said that he cheated on Lisa but he said that wasn't completely true. Once again, he didn't elaborate on the subject.
Howard read that Lenny bought some of the Beatles old mixing boards and other equipment years ago. Lenny said he didn't pay all that much for it and it sounds great. He said that was one reason he bought it and the other was for historical value. He's also purchased a bunch of Jimi Hendrix's clothing that he has framed to hang in his home. Howard thinks that's kind of weird for people to do. He offered to sell Lenny his underwear for a bargain price of $5000 right then and there. Lenny offered him $4000. Howard told Lenny he should just dig up Jimi Hendrix and have him stuffed.
Howard continued his questioning about how Lenny met Benihana's daughter. He wasn't talking much but did say that he met her at a party he had after a show. They hit it off pretty quick and that was that.
Howard plugged Lenny's new album and played a couple of clips from the songs on it. He has one new song on the ''Greatest Hits'' album. Howard played part of that as well as a few clips of his more memorable songs.
A female fan of Lenny's flew all the way in from California just to meet him so Howard let her come in. He seemed surprised that she was black. She told Lenny how great he is and kissed his ass for a couple of minutes before Howard got rid of her. Howard then took a few phone calls for Lenny to let the fans question him. Lenny revealed that he doesn't smoke pot now. He gave it up 2 and a half years ago after being ''..high since the age of 11.''
Gary came in and said that one of Lenny's songs was about this girl he kept hidden under his bed for a month when he was a kid. Lenny told Howard the story about how he found this girl living on the streets and he took her in to get her off the streets. His mother eventually found out and had her taken care of. Lenny said he still stays in touch with the girl and she's still trying to get her life together. Lenny asked Howard who he's been dating but Howard said he's not dating anyone. He also told Lenny to stay away from his 17 year old daughter... and his 14 year old daughter. He also told Lenny he's got a 7 year old.. and he should stay away from her also.
Howard said he's done eating yogurt. He went to dinner with Mary McCormack who played his wife in ''Private Parts'' and she told him that yogurt is high in carbohydrates. He didn't know that and now that he does, he's not going to eat it anymore. Stuttering John came in and asked Howard what kind of milk has more carbs, Skim or regular milk. It turns out skim has the most. He said he knew this from when he was on the Atkins diet and had to know stuff like that.
The World Series was another major subject of discussion this morning. Gary and Stuttering John were arguing about whether or not Shea Stadium is a dump or not. Gary says it's not but John says it is because you can't see everything going on. John argued with him about it for a few minutes and didn't get anywhere.
Howard played a tape from ''The View'' where Lisa Ling was talking to Jackie Chan in Chinese. He didn't really care about what she had to say to him though. Howard also played a bunch of voice mails that they've gotten lately. One of the complaints was about Vinnie Favale and how lame it is that he downloads the Mariah Carey messages that he's been playing on the show lately. Howard decided to play some of those messages this morning. The messages are something that Mariah puts up on her web site for her fans to listen to. She talks about her career and how it's going but it's really strange the way she does it. Howard enjoys listening to them because they're so wacky. In one of the messages Mariah said that she was crying while she was reading some of her fan mail. Howard said he doesn't believe that at all. Howard has also learned that Mariah has these ''fan books'' that she keeps in her home. The books have pictures of her, or maybe her fans, at her shows and stuff like that. Howard said they've learned a little too much about her listening to these messages. Gary said that Mariah is very concerned about what people think of her around the world. Howard is afraid that she'll hate him for doing this so he asked that no one tell her that he's goofing on these messages. He said that he likes her but the calls are too funny not to play. Gary pointed out that when Mariah was married to Tommy Mottola there was a mystique around her because she wasn't out doing crap like this. Now she's just out everywhere making herself look kind of foolish. Howard said that he could listen to these messages all day long. He's fascinated by them.
Howard came back from a commercial break and mentioned a couple of things before playing more Mariah Carey messages. He mentioned a web site that he checked out called NakedNews.com. He said you can watch naked women reading news stories and doing weather forecasts. He was unable to bring it up on his studio computer so he didn't get into it too deep. Howard also played some Gary Garver and Stuttering John interviews which you can read about in the next section.
Howard played a few more Mariah Carey messages and somehow got on the subject of Jackie and his many houses. Stuttering John was goofing on Jackie because, at one time, he was going to expand one of his houses. John was laughing hysterically as he told Howard that Jackie had plans drawn up to raise the roof on his ''shoe box'' sized house. Even Howard started laughing along with John as he heard the story. John also told Howard that the recording studio he built for his wife was a waste of time because she never used it. He paid all that money to build it and she went to another place to record her album. Stuttering John later told Howard that Jackie was also thinking of turning one of his homes into a museum. John saw that Jackie was getting pissed that he was talking about that subject so he didn't get into details. Jackie told John that he could say whatever he wanted to about it but John shut his mouth.
Howard also got into a discussion about how Vinnie Favale either spends his day downloading MP3's or porn. Vinnie was on the phone to help Howard figure out which Mariah Carey messages were the best. He denied that he spends his day at work downloading porn but then revealed that he does sometimes go to these sites even though he doesn't plan on it. He said he goes on the web with good intentions but then he ends up looking at porn. Gary said it's very easy to do that. He sometimes does the same thing and ends up on MrSkin.com looking at naked celebrities. Howard then told some stories about wacking off in front of his computer back when the web was new to him and he was having cybersex with ugly chicks. He said he'd lock himself in his basement office and sit naked on his leather chair while having cybersex with these chicks. Stuttering John told everyone that he still wacks off in bed while his wife is sleeping. He unloads in a sock and he thinks that his wife is unaware of his actions. He's been unable to have sex with her lately because she's pregnant. He says she's not interested in sex at this time. John also said that he's saving up money just in case she needs plastic surgery to get herself back in shape after this pregnancy. Jackie can't believe that John is always asking to borrow money from other people but he's got money saved up for plastic surgery for his wife.
Garver then got David Leisure who used to play Joe Isuzu in the TV commercials. Gary asked him ''Who are you?'' and ''What do you do that makes you famous?'' Leisure didn't take them too well but he tried to answer them in a funny way. Gary then asked him if he'd ever work with OJ Simpson. Leisure said ''Probably..... not...'' Then he told Gary that the questions were weird and said ''Who the fuck are you?'' He decided to end the interview at that point.
Stuttering John got a quickie with Cheryl Ladd. He asked her if it was a tough transition from the Bionic woman to what she's doing now. She had to tell him that she was never the Bionic woman, she was in ''Charlie's Angels.'' John was clueless and apologized to her for the mistake. John then asked her if she's ever had a lesbian experience. She didn't like the question so she ended the interview. Finally, John got another quickie with actress Michael Michele. He asked her if she ever allows herself to be photographed while on her period. She didn't like the question and she walked away. The funny part was that John made this bizarre clucking sound when he stuttered as she walked away.
A cop called in and said there is a law in Pennsylvania that he could be arrested for. Bloated Attorney Dominic Barbara called in and said that this guy could be sued by the family of the dead girl also.
Howard tried to let the guy win a prize by guessing the name of a couple of old 1970's songs but he was unable to get them correct. He got the name of one but didn't know the name of the band so Howard didn't let him win the prize. Josh begged Howard to give him the prize but Howard ended up hanging up on the guy. One listener pointed out that the story wasn't in the news but Josh claims it just happened at 4am today.
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Two women came in this morning to compete for breast implants courtesy of Dr. Sal Calabro. Howard sang a little tune for the women as they came in. The first woman, 21 year old Sonya, told her sad stories of being molested between the ages of 6 and 10 first. Then she said when her breasts developed they were different sizes. At age 15 she was raped by her 21 year old boyfriend after her prom. Another boyfriend cheated on her and left her. She wants to get the implants to become a stripper so she can make money to put herself through school. She also just had a baby 3 months ago. Howard said she looked pretty good for just having the kid. She later showed her breasts to everyone and they didn't look that bad. They were a little different in size but not that much. The second contestant was Kathy. Kathy is a 40 year old who says her breasts are sagging. She showed her breasts and they weren't that bad either. She also claims to have been molested as a child and was verbally abused by one of her 4 husbands. She just recently left her 2 kids, who are 24 and 17, to get her own life in New York City. Sonya showed Howard her nice ass also so Kathy had to show hers. She also had to show everyone her nasty scar that went from one hip to the other across her stomach. Howard seemed like he was going to go with Kathy because he thought Sonya looked too good to get the implants. Everyone else pretty much agreed that Sonya would put the implants to better use so that's the way the votes went. Howard even changed his mind to pick Sonya but advised her that she really shouldn't mess with her nice body. That was the biggest surprise of the whole thing. Howard advising AGAINST implants? Howard did tell Kathy that if she wanted to try it again in the future she could. She just needs to do some exercise to get rid of some fat. Gary said he could probably hook her up with Crunch fitness to get her in shape.
Howard said she actually went from a B-cup to a C then went back to get them even bigger after that. Howard told her not to do it at the time because she had nice breasts but she wanted them to improve her self esteem. She also ended up in the College Girls issue of Playboy after getting the implants. Howard said he knew she'd end up in porn. She says it's not porn though. ''It's just Playboy'' she said.
Dr. Calabro called in and said he also sucked a gallon of fat from her hips and thighs. She didn't show Howard that part though. She wasn't wearing panties and she didn't want to show that part of her body. She did show him her new breasts though. Dr. Calabro told Howard that she had a birth defect of her sternum which made it hard to give her implants but he did his best. Howard said they looked really good. KC even told Dr. Calabro that this was his best work yet. Dr. Calabro made sure to remind everyone that you can see before and after pictures of Sonya and many others at his web site SalCalabro.com. Howard was wrapping things up and was waiting for Sonya to thank him for getting her the implants but he had to tell her to thank him. After she left he said she didn't seem all that grateful for getting them. He said some women are so thrilled to get them that they let him feel them but she stayed as far away as possible.
Howard also had an audio clip from Access Hollywood where they did a report on a murder plot against 'N Sync. The kid who was plotting against the band wanted them out of the way because they get all of the hot girls. Howard said that wasn't a bright idea because what makes the kid think he'll get any of those hot chicks if the band is out of the way. He can understand a model like Marcus Shankenberg getting hot chicks but not some 17 year old nobody.
Announcer Paul Turner, who does a lot of the bumpers for Howard's show, was honored on CNN last night. He does a lot of announcing for them as well as other commercials and they did a big tribute for him on CNN. Howard kind of goofed on him for picking such an easy career. He said ''Some people shoot for the moon, Paul shot for the second floor..''
Howard played some tape of Dennis Miller cracking himself up during an interview. In the clip Dennis calls Al Michaels ''Alvino'' and jokes about going to the mall with him to get their nipples pierced. Howard didn't think it was funny and said it actually sounded a little too gay for him.
Howard and the crew spent a few minutes talking about last night's World Series game. Gary thinks that the Mets will lose the series because the Yanks are all over them. Gary is going to the game tonight and Howard says he could go, too, because Dominic Barbara has a box there. Howard said he'd rather watch it at home though. Howard is thinking of having Stuttering John over to his house to watch the game. He's going to make a little party out of it... That is if his 100 inch screen TV is working. He had to have special fans installed to keep the projector cool so he was complaining about it for a couple of minutes.
Howard said he went to bed as soon as the score was 3-2 with the Yankees in the lead. The score didn't change from there. The whole crew spent some time talking about some of the things that happened during the game. Howard was also spending a lot of time talking about Mike Piazza's thin moustache. He thinks that whole thing is kind of strange. Howard said he's really distracted by Mike's moustache every time he's up to bat. Howard said his agent Don Buchwald also has a very thin moustache and he wonders how he maintains that thing. Everyone was theorizing on how guys like that maintain their moustaches.
Beetlejuice just makes stuff up as he goes along and Howard's not sure what to believe. Beet said that he has a wife and she'll be going with him out to California but Howard wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not.
Howard also had a clip of a song that Beetlejuice recorded. It's actually a rap song with clips of Beetlejuice tossed in. The clips include Beetlejuice vomiting and saying ''Me!?'' and ''I'm Beetlejuice Baby!''
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Beetle and one guy said he wants to wrestle him. The two of them ended up cursing too much so Howard had to cut the guy off. A couple of women called in and said that they saw Beetlejuice on the Jerry Springer show and he's actually a woman! Both of them said that they think it's the same woman that was on the show and they swear that he's a she. Howard thinks they must be confusing him with someone else because he saw Beet's penis at Doug Goodstein's bachelor party.
Howard wrapped things up with Beetlejuice and said you can find out more about him over at JollyDwarf.com
Howard spoke to Nikki Fritz who is the producer for AVNLive.com which is one of Paul's web sites. She told Howard that she's not a porn actress, she's a mainstream actress who has been in TV and movies. She was in the movie ''Go'' and in the TV show ''Beverly Hills 90210''. She played a stripper in both.
Howard also spoke to Juliet about being Penthouse Pet of the Year. She's also one of the interviewers for AVNLive.com so she works with Nikki. She also claims to be pretty conservative. She said she didn't do any of the ''weird'' stuff for Penthouse. She didn't do any pee shots or anything like that.
Howard was awarded a Special Achievement Award last year at the AVN Porno awards but he sent Beetlejuice to pick it up because he didn't want to show up himself. He thinks it's kind of funny to hear porn stars accepting awards for things like ''Best Anal Scene'' and stuff like that. He played some clips from last years show and goofed on them for a few. After doing that he said that he had the trip to give away and he had a guy on the phone who wanted to win. The caller had ''Private Parts'' movie trivia and if he could stump Howard then he'd win the trip. Of course Howard knew almost all of the answers so the guy didn't win the trip. He asked questions like:
Howard plugged all of Paul's web sites including AVN.com, AVNLive.com, and PornTravel.com. On PornTravel.com you can book trips to things like the Porno awards and other special porn events. Howard said that porn has become too legitimate and it's not fun anymore. It's supposed to be dirty and not acceptable. Gary came in and said that the girls should come right in and get naked without being asked. Earlier Howard asked the two of them to kiss and they didn't want to because they had lipstick on. They did kiss but it was nothing special. The girls did end up showing Howard their breasts. Juliet claims that her breasts are real. Nikki admits that hers are fake. Gary said that Juliet's are great. Howard also said that Nikki's looked great even though they're implants. Howard wrapped things up after saying that he heard that Juliet called his Los Angeles affiliate and said that she'd date him. She said that Howard was talking about it on the air one day and she decided to take him up on it. Howard said he would date her but everyone knows that he's just talking. He wouldn't actually date her. He admitted that and said he couldn't handle either of the girls.
After that discussion Howard was talking about Jackie and his eating habits. Everyone has noticed that Jackie always sops up every last bit of food on his plate with a piece of bread. He never fails to do it no matter what he's eating or where he's eating. That discussion eventually changed to yesterday's discussion about Jackie wanting to turn one of his homes into a museum. John said Jackie hasn't spoken to him since then because he was upset that it was brought up. Howard said it's because John just keeps digging into Jackie's personal life without thinking. John said it's all just a goof and he's not being malicious about it. Howard and the crew goofed on what the museum would contain. Jackie said he's got nick-nack's that would fill the museum but he didn't say exactly what they were.
KC came in with some true-false questions about Jackie too. Howard had to guess whether the stories were true or not. Here are a few of them:
LeAnna told Howard that she was wearing white panties and a pink and white tank top as she spoke to him on the phone. Howard asked her how long it's been since she had sex. She told him it's been about a week or so. She also said it was with a man. She went on to tell Howard how she met this guy in a diner recently. They saw each other and said ''hi''. She then went over and sat at his table and started talking to him. A few days later she was having sex with him. She said he's a normal guy and she fell for his personality.. after the initial physical attraction of course. After hesitating for a minute she finally said the guy is actually a cop.
Howard took a few phone calls from listeners who wanted to know some of the rules. OJ Simpson called in and asked if he could stab her and chop her up. Another guy asked if he could perform a ''Jelly Donut'' on her. Howard explained that a Jelly Donut is when you punch a woman in the face and have a ''happy ending'' on her face. She said there will be none of that happening. She just wants to have regular sex with the winner. Howard came up with some bizarre sexual things he would do to her. He told her he'd like to cuddle her then stick her hand in a toaster. He also said he'd cut off her feet and make feet soup out of them then feed it to her. He also said he'd tie her up.. To two different subways.
Howard wrapped things up and said that LeAnna will be appearing at Whisky a Go-Go up in Toronto. You might be able to find out more by visiting her web site SexyLeAnna.com.