Everyone in the studio was amazed that Howard kissed Angie the way he did. Jackie, Robin and Gary all said they were very surprised. Gary said that he's never seen Howard kiss a woman like that. Howard said he kissed his movie wife the same way in ''Private Parts''. Robin said that scene must have been cut because she didn't see that type of kiss in the movie. Angie was really into Howard and said she would go on a date with him. Howard told her that he'd just take her to his apartment and have a nice dinner then do some dancing. Is Howard in love?
Howard wanted to do a real interview so he took a break so Angie could get off his lap and go sit on the couch. After the break Howard came back with Angie and plugged an appearance she's making tomorrow. Angie will be signing autographs from 12-2pm at Tower Video and Books, 383 Lafayette St. in New York City. She said she wear something sexy.
Howard went through the notes he had on Angie and asked her a bunch of quick questions. One story was about how this guy was feeling her up on an airplane one time. Angie said that she had fallen asleep and was awakened by this guy who had his hand down her blouse. She complained and was going to press charges but didn't want to go back to South Africa to testify. The guy claimed that he'd lost his watch and was looking for it down her blouse. Howard also brought up a story he'd heard about Sylvester Stallone. Apparently Angie was having breast surgery and Sylvester came in and told the doctor to make her breasts larger. Angie told Howard that she can't comment on that story because there are lawsuits pending.
After Kat's evaluation was over Howard spent more time talking to Angie. He told her that General Manager Tom Chiusano has a crush on her. He had Tom come in but Tom refused to look at Angie for more than a second at a time. He said that he didn't want to gawk at her. He did say that he thinks she's a very beautiful woman though. Howard asked Tom if he had a boner just looking at Angie. Tom said ''no'' of course. Howard admitted that he was aroused when she was sitting on his lap though.
Howard discussed dating Angie and said he would go out on one with her. She was the one who said she'd love to go on a date with him. Tom suggested a small Italian restaurant that they could go to so they could be alone. Everyone in the studio was still in amazement that Howard had kissed this woman so intimately. Jackie admitted that he was jealous of Howard. Fred refused to admit it but some people think he really is. As Angie was getting ready to leave Howard had her come over so he could sweet talk her some more and tell her that he's looking forward to their date. He also kissed her goodbye but didn't give any tongue. Howard also mentioned that Angie will be chatting live on Playboy.com later this month. Check out the site to get the date and time.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to his buddy Ralph this morning also. Ralph was out at Scores last night and he's got a new wireless e-mail thing that he was using to e-mail Howard while he was there. Ralph told Howard about his night out picking up a couple of women.
Howard mentioned something weird about one of Robin's cats this morning also. He was talking about how his kids just got a new cat and how they asked how many Robin had now. He said she has one less than she did because someone dropped a couch on one of their heads. He didn't get into it anymore than that but it sounds like someone accidentally killed one of her 9 cats.
After all of Robin's strange stories Howard got Myreah on the phone. Myreah was in the Goddess group that Robin was talking about. She has a book out called ''Date Like a Man'' which gives some suggestions on dating men. Howard quickly went through some of the suggestions with Myreah. She says that women should date 3 men at a time. You should have one man you want to be with for a long time and a couple of ''F-buddies'' that you have sex with. She suggests that you hold off on sex with the man you want to stay with for at least 4-5 months. She also suggests that instead of a woman kissing a man, she should give them oral sex! She also suggests things like:
Dan spoke like a normal guy and sounded very intelligent. That's one of the things that callers wanted to point out. You can't judge someone by the way he sounds. Howard took many calls during this guy's interview. Most people felt that he should either be killed or kill himself. There was also a reporter from Peoria, Illinois who has written some articles about Dan. He told Howard his side of the story and said that Dan makes it seem like he's a victim because his name has been mentioned in the paper. The reporter said that Dan is the one who is ''no good'' and he gets off on all of the attention. Dan claims that he's been shot at and threatened by people since being reported in the paper.
Howard wondered how Dan can live with so many people being against him. Dan claims that he got an inheritance from an aunt and now has his own business building aquariums. He also said that he doesn't crave any type of companionship at all from either sex. He still has thoughts of rape but claims that he doesn't act on them. By the end of the interview Howard was wishing horrible things to happen to Dan for the things he's done but also thanked him for agreeing to the interview. Howard claimed that he wanted to let people know what's in the mind of a rapist. He told everyone that if they know any women they should listen to this nut so they know how normal a freak can sound. Dan kept saying that he has a web site with his story on it but he never did get the plug in for it.
A couple of people called in to wish Howard a happy birthday this morning. Dan the Farter called in and blasted the ''Happy Birthday'' song over the phone. Captain Janks also called in to say ''happy birthday'' and also to play a couple of phony phone calls he made. Janks made a call to the Golf Channel and asked some old golfer if he likes Howard's balls. Of course they hung up on him immediately. The old golfer said ''No I don't a few times after the question though. Janks also suggested that Howard play some of the musical performances from past birthday shows. During the rest of the show that's exactly what they did. Janks also made a quick mention about setting up a phony phone call scam for the Larry King show and said you can find more info at CaptainJanks.com.
After Howard got done talking about Kathie Lee he brought up this birthday card he got that tells you about what happened in history on your birthday and who shares your birthday. He said the card was inaccurate because it had the New York Mets listed as the champions in 1954. They didn't exist as the Mets in '54 according to Gary. Howard also quickly mentioned a few people who share his birthday like Kirstie Alley, Rush Limbaugh, Henny Youngman and Rob Zombie. Gary said he shares his birthday with Albert Einstein.
Howard eventually got around to Gay Ramone but after one or two lines of ''Happy Birthday'', Howard hung up on him.
Hank the dwarf called in during this segment to wish Howard a happy birthday so Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to him. He wasn't drunk yet but said that he'd be hitting the bottle of M.D. 20/20 later this morning.
Melrose also played some tape of Hilary Clinton on David Letterman's show last night. It was very boring so Howard only spent a couple of minutes listening to it. After that tape Melrose played a quick tape of him asking Larry King to wish Howard a Happy Birthday. Melrose ambushed King outside of his CNN show last night. King gave Howard a quick ''Happy Birthday and many more'' comment.
Howard played more of the questions:
Howard got off of the Imus subject and moved on to other things. Pat told Howard he had a theory on his separation. Pat said that Geraldo broke up with his wife a week before Howard did then Howard broke up with his wife so perhaps the two of them are gay lovers. Pat said that he's been contacted by The Globe to comment on Howard's separation but he tells them it's none of his business and won't make any comments. He tells them to leave him alone already.
Howard learned that sometimes Pat will actually return a check after doing a show that he doesn't like. One example was when Pat wouldn't take a check from Tom Chiusano for doing some comedy show. Pat said that he didn't think he was going to get paid for that show anyway and his routine was shortened from 15 minutes to 5 minutes so he returned the check to Tom. Howard then learned that Pat is worth more than $100 Million! He said he's made good investments over the years and he's worth more than Howard will ever be worth. He bought some property in Las Vegas that went way up in value so he's got plenty of money. He said he has cut down on the amount of work he does but he still gets around. Next week he goes down to Florida to make the rounds at the condos down there.
Howard took a break and when he came back he had Mike Walker on the phone to play the gossip game. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
Howard decided to find Christine a date so he took a couple of phone calls from listeners. One guy, Rich, sounded like a nice guy so he set the two of them up for a date today. Rich is a carpenter and he seemed like a nice guy on the phone so Christine agreed to go out with him. They'll probably come back on the show to talk about their date in the future.
After Christine left Benjy came in and said Howard was acting like a dick. He and Howard yelled at each other for a couple of minutes. Howard finally had to kick him out once again.
Dick just wanted to get the plugs in for his American Music Awards this morning so he tried to do that. He told Howard that the Grammy Award people have been trying to keep some musical acts off the AMA's by threatening them. He said he can't give out any of the groups that have decided not to do the AMA's right now but perhaps in the future he will tell Howard. Dick then went on to rattle off some of the acts that will be on the awards show on Monday. Some of them include Beck, Mariah Carey, Lenny Kravitz and Christina Aguilera. He also said you can go to ABC's web site and vote for Artist Of The Decade. Howard picked Prince for the 1980's while Robin picked Madonna. Dick said they'd compare notes on Tuesday.