Entertainment Review

Golfballs The Movie
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The Movie: ''Golfballs''
Featuring: Amy Lynn Baxter
Distributed by: Key East Entertainment 1999
Rated R

For the first time in my life I had my own personal screening of a movie. Okay, so it was a pre-release copy of a straight to video comedy called ''Golfballs The Movie'' that I ''screened'' in my living room on a 25 inch television.. alone. It was still my own personal screening!

I wasn't sure what to expect from this movie so I was pleased when I got some laughs right from the start of the movie. It's one of those really goofy comedies where funny scenes are just thrown in for no particular reason. Kind of like a ''Meatballs'' type of movie which takes place at a failing golf course called Pennytree. Pennytree is about to be bought out by a competing course called Bentwood so the employees have to come up with a gimmick to save the place. That's where the breasts come in.. many, many breasts. The biggest star in the movie is Howard Stern's favorite stripper, Amy Lynn Baxter. She and a bunch of other hot women start working for Pennytree as caddies who wash golf carts half naked. There are plenty of gratuitous breast shots in the movie which keep you fixated on the screen.

I'm no professional movie reviewer but there were a couple of characters who over acted just a bit. There was also one actor who just had no acting ability at all but hey, you can't have it all. Newcomer Christy Tummond was actually very good and very beautiful. I hope to see her in future movies. I can't forget to mention Amy Lynn's monster breasts bouncing all over the friggin' screen. Good god man, how does she hold those things up? There's a lot to be said for breast implants!

The movie doesn't drag on, it moves along quickly without boring you. It's a reasonable 87 minutes long and there are still some funny scenes left to see during the credits. The outtakes are worth sticking around for. If you get the movie be sure to watch them.

If you want to see something out of the ordinary, pick up a copy of ''Golfballs'' and check it out. You should get a few laughs and, if you're a guy, a boner or two. Find out more at

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