Brush with Greatness


The following story was submitted by a fan of The Howard Stern Show who wanted to share their ''Brush with Greatness'' with others.

Submitted by: Scott in Minneapolis - 11/22/00

The story...

Jackie was in town in '98 to promote Hot Dogs & Doughnuts at the restaraunt I was hosting at. I was excited but the thick-headed waitresses weren't because they felt Howard was a ''pig.''

Jackie strolled in an hour late and immediately approached me because I was the host. He shook my hand and said ''How ya doin, now where's my free beer ya prick?'' I told him I wasn't the manager and pointed to the bar. He turned toward the bar and announced, ''whose dick do I have to suck to get a beer?'' I should mention this was a family restaraunt. Many beers were offered and he said, no, no I want a light.'' This was when he was on a diet, so I was impressed. But drinking a dozen light beers doesn't make that much of a difference.

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