20 Questions with Beetlejuice (Uncensored) - By Dave McGurgan - December 14, 2005

Dave McGurgan is entertainment editor for phillyBurbs.com. You can read an alternate edit of this interview here blogs.phillyburbs.com.

Will you be making a speech during Howard Stern's final terrestrial broadcast on Dec. 16?

I always make speeches bro, always. I love to do shit like that.

If so, can you give us a preview of things you might discuss in your speech?

I will say everybody I love you, and have a nice fucking weekend

What do you think Howard's final day will be like? Lots of people partying and hanging out?

I think they will be hanging out, getting all drunk and throwing up on all the cars. Maybe they will get laid too. I know I will be doing it.

Are you looking forward to Jackie Martling's return to the show on Dec. 15?

I don't know who you are taking about. I never heard of nobody with a name like that, never.

Do you think Howard will succeed at Sirius?

Howard will do everything to do it. Howard knows what to do dude.

Have you talked with Howard Stern about getting your own show on Sirius?

I already got my own show bro. Howard already gave me my own studio. I have like 4 studios, like 7 studios already bro. Why you wanna see it?

Who is your best friend? Sean?

Sean is my brother dude. I am the same height just like he is.

Do you think that U.S. Troops should pull out of Iraq and end the war?

Fuck Iraq. I ain't got shit to do with that shit. I hate that shit.

Do you think President Bush is doing a good job?

Fuck him too; he's a real piece of shit. Nobody don't like him anyway.

What would be the first thing you would do if you were elected President?

I was president. You didn't know that? Like in 1967 I think it was. Maybe it was like 1945.

What do you want for Christmas?

I already told you I want a new bike and CDs and all shit like that. Not much.

Do you do any charity work for Christmas?

I always work on Christmas. I help people out, you know? Try to be nice, ya know?

What's your favorite kind of food?

I always eat food. I'm a cook man. Why you ever had my new recipe? Ah that shit is nice bro.

What do you look for in a woman?

I look at her ass.

Do you have a favorite movie?

Yeah, I go to the movies all the time. I like to do things like that.

You've accomplished a lot: appearing in major films and having your songs covered by artists such as Staind. What is next for Beetlejuice?

I make my own music. I have studios. I got like 9 studios. I make music all day dude.

Will you have any new year's resolutions for 2006?

I made like 2 resolutions before. That was when I was like 5 years old. I don't do shit like that anymore.

Do you think Sal the Stockbroker is gay?

Sal is my friend bro. He ain't gay. Why you like little boys?

If you could bang Robin Quivers and no one would find out, would you?

I already banged her, what the fuck are you saying? She sucked my balls too.

Any last thoughts or things that you want to plug?

I will plug your wife's ass, how's that sound buddy?